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小说简介

zaixishanshangdexiaozhudoudexiaoshuo《qianfumeitiandouhuochengyigebiaoqingbao》zhong，baiqingminhanjieshiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。baiqingminhanjiezailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu，jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo，baiqingminhanjiezhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi，bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo，“nikandaoduanxinleba。”baiqingminshuaikaitadeshou，ziguzidezuoxiabadangaodakai。hanjieyouxiefanzao，tazhualebatoufa，shuo：“zanliangjiehunqinianle，ninaoshenme……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。

精彩章节

liangrenjiangchilebanfenzhong，hanjiekaikoushuo：“buzaole，shuiquba。”

baiqingmindaoshimeizaishuoshenme，zhijiezhuanshenhuiwuqule，hanjienaodaihundeyaoming，xilezaoqukefangjiangjiuleyiwan。

diertianhanjieshibeishoujilingshengchaoxingde，zuoleyiyedeemeng，yijuexinglaishenbianmeiyoushuxidewenruanshenti，hanjiemengleliangmiaohaiyouxiebuxiguan。

zaiyikanbiaoyijingkuaishierdianle，baiqingminyinggaizaojiuzoule。

hanjiejieledianhua，yuzitengzaineitoujihouhoudewen：“zheidoujidianle，nizainagexiaoqingerdechuangshangtangzheni？”

zuotianhaitixingrenjiabiewanglejiancai，jinergezijidaoshiwangle。

“zaijiani，”hanjieduijinglulebatoufa，shuo，“wobuqule，niduodingzhedian，yihuierwoqutangpianchang。”

yuzitengshaoweiyixunsijiudongle，diaokanshuo：“zenme，saozishengniqile？”

hanjie：“yaogenwoli。”

yuziteng：“bushi，yaogennilinihaidandandingdingzaijiashuzhuangdabanni？”

“youbushidiyihuile，”hanjiepenledianfajiaodingxing，“duile，nijintianwanshangbayegejiwokongchulaibuzhiyixia，wanshangwodaizhetaguoqu。”

yuziteng‘qie’leyisheng，shuo：“youzhengzheitao，wojideniqunianhaishiqianniandezaiyegeyouqiulecihun，gujizhongshirenjianenglini？”

hanjiexiaole：“tahaijiuchizheiyitao，xinglebiefeihuale，woguale。”

taqueshishixinxinmanman，baiqingmingentanaoguohaojici，nayicibushibeitaguaiguaidehonghuilai？suoyihanjielisuoyingdangderenweiguobuleliangtian，dengbaiqingminbieniujingerguoquleziranjiumeishile。

hanjiegualedianhua，zhuanshoujibaiqingminboguoqu，meixiangdaoxianglejishengyihouneibianjuranguaduanle。

hanjiebuxinxie，zaiciboleyibian。

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hanjieniezheshouji，xunsijintianwanshangzenmebabutinghuadexifugandexiabulaichuang。

zheibianbutinghuadexifuyijinggualehanjiebuzhidaoduoshaogedianhua，xiaozhulizaipangbianxinjingdanzhande，tagezheshoujidounengyujianhanxianshengdenuhuo。

zhuliwen：“zhendebujiema？”

baiqingminzuozaixiuxishideshafashang，chuizheyanjieditoufankanjuben，lengmodehuidashuo：“bujie。”

zhulishuo：“zheidoudishiergele。”

baiqingminsisuoleyixia，zaizhuliyiweitaxinruandeshihoutaqueshuo：“guanjiba。”

“啊？”

zhulisuiranchayi，danhaishianzhaoyaoqiuzuole，huaxiaxiaohongbiaodexiayike，shoujijiugenzheanjingxialaile。

baiqingminkanzheheixiaqudepingmuyishiyouxiehuanghu，jideshangcichaojiaguanjihaishiqinianqiandeshile。

neishihoutahehanjiexinhunbujiu，miyuelvxingdeshihouhanjiezaijiubaheyigejunxiaohuohuhuanleweixin，baiqingminzhidaozhihouerhuabushuobashoujiyiguan，zijizaiyiguotaxiangzhuanlezuzuwanleyitiancaimanyouyoudehuijiudian。

hanjiezhaotadouzhaofengle，mabudedabude，zuihoutonghongzheyankuangbatabaodesijin，daizhekuqiangqiqiuzheshuo：“biezairangwozhaobudaonile……”

huoxushihanjiedeyanleitaizhiqian，youhuoxushinianqingdezijitaixinruan，congneiyihoudeqinian，baiqingmindeshoujimeiguanguoyiciji。

shijianzongnengbaneixiemeihaohexijidoumanmanmodiao。

“duile，zuotiandaojuzuneibianbaxifunacuole，nishouleipaoyitangqugenzulihuanyixia。”

“ai，xing。”zhulifangxiashouji，mangbudiedequnayifu。

kegangyikaimen，jiugenjicongcongganlaidehanjieduilegeyan，liangrendayanduixiaoyanjiangchilejimiao，zhulidouzhesangzikaikou：“qingqingqingminge，hanxian、hanxianshengta……”

hanjiebiaomianhaiweichizheyifuqianqianjunzidemoyang，keqideshuo：“mafannirangyixia。”

zhulixiaoaishigeganggangburushehuidenvdaxuesheng，nalijianguozheizhongshangmenzhuojiandeqishi，jiazhigangzuolezhuzhouweinvedeshi，cishixinxudeyaoming：“ninninninqingjin！”

hanjiegangyibukuajinlai，zhuliyiyanerdaolingzhishiwangwaiyikua，genyizhishoulejingdetuzisidekuaisuliule，linzouqianhaibuwangbamenjidaishang。

xiangbiyuzhulidehuangzhang，zhengzhudaoshidandingdehen，qiaozheerlangtuiyifuwusuoweidemoyang。

shenzhihaifanleyiyejuben！

hanjieqidebizidouyaowaile。

qishizixikan，baiqingminhaishijinzhangde——tayouxiyouzhangdeshouzhikouzheyejiao，baizhijinbuqiroulin，beitakouchuyigexiaodong。

baiqingminbazijideqingxukongzhidehenhao，tataiyanlenglengdeyikan，shuliyoukeqideshuodao：“hanxianshengyoushenmeshima？”

bijingshihanjiezijiyoucuozaixian，tayaleqi，huifuyifumeilianmeipideyangzi：“minmin~wozhidaocuole，zuotianwoheduole，huabuhaoting，nibiefangzaixinshang。”

“wobaozhengyihouxiangujiating！”hanjiezuochuyigefashideshoushi，xiaoxixideshuo，“nizuizhongyaolema……yihuierwodengni，paihaozhihouzanmenquyegewanyiquanhaobuhao？”

“buqu。”baiqingminditoujujue，shuzhezijishidijicitingdaozheihuale。

tuoxiehuanlaidebuguoshiyiciyouyicideshangxinbale。

hanjiecongxiaomiguanlipaoda，yiluchuangdangdaolexianzaijishiyudaodiancuozheyedoubeitakefuguole，yizhiyangaoyudingdegongzigeerduizheairendisanxiasibushuo，youkantajujuejiaoliudemoyang，qigengshibudayichulai。

hanjiexiaorongkuaibengbuzhule，shuo：“nidaodixiangzenmeyang？xiaomin，zanliangdoubunianqingle，guolejinnianjiusanshile……nizheimedagerenle，youbiyaojiuzhezheimedianxiaoshirangriziguobuxiaqu？”

baiqingmintingdaotashuo‘guorizi’sangezijianzhidouyaoqixiaole，tapadejiangjubenyihe，shuo：“guorizi？niyouduozhangshijianmeizaijialiliuguosule？”

yijuhuajiuduidehanjieshuobuchuhualai。

hanjiekuzhelianshuo：“aiyou，baobeier，woyihoutiantianbaozhenghuijia，xingma？”

baiqingminkanzheyanqianzheigecengjingzijishenaiguodenanren，huanhuandeyaoleyaotou。

rutasuoshuo，liangrendoubuzainianqingle，zhaojingzidoufaxianzijideyanjiaoyijingchuxianxixidewenlule。

dantayijiuyingjuntingba，suiyuebingmeiyouyangaizhuhanjieshenshangneiguzijiaojindeguigongzijinger。

yeshi，handagongzihuoleershibanian，dayichushengjiushigeshunfengshunshuidefuguiming。

nengrangtazheimeditoudeyejiuzhiyouzijile。

tayequeshiweizijizuoguohenduoshiqing，tuolileyouwodejiating，weilezijimeirimeiyedeyingchoucaolao，fangxiaguigongzideshenghuokaishixishouzuogengtang……

congshenmeshihoukaishibianzhide？

baiqingminyejibuqingle，huoxushimouciyingchoudejiuzhuo、huoxushibenbobutingdeganchang、youhuoxushi……shijiantaijiule。

tayexiangguo，fuqizaiyiqijiulejiqingzonghuitunqu，aiqinghuizhuanhuachengqinqing，honghonglieliehuibianchengxiangruyimo。

tadiyicifaxianhanjiexihuanliaorendeshihoushuoshihuabingmeiyouhenzaiyi，yinweidangshitayouzheigexinxin，zhidaozijizaihanjiexinlidezhongyaoxing，suoyicaibuhuibaneixiegeyingyingyanyanfangzaiyanli。

kexianzaitabudebubeiaidechengren，hanjiequeshibianle。

congtayiciyouyicidetihanjieyaxiaqudehuabianxinwenkaishi，congtajiandaohanjieshenbianzongshichuxianbutongdeqingchunjinglideshaoniankaishi，baiqingminjiumeiyouzheigezixinle。

taxiang，hanjieguoranshixihuannianqingpiaoliangde。

burandangshizenmekanshangdeziji？

hanjiezheimegefengliuduojindegongzigeer，xinshuanzaiyigerenshenshangjiule，ziranjiuxiangzhaodianxinxian。

duoaiderenzongshidiweidiyidian，liangrenzoudaoxianzaizheigedibu，baiqingminhaishishebudeduitashuoyijuzhonghua，baiqingminchuizheyanjing，zhangjieyisaoyisaodezhinaodehanjiexinlifayang。tachenmolebanshang，shuo：“yanjinyuci，youwentizhaolvshiqushuoba。”

hanjiezheixiazishizhendeshengqile，tabaneixiegongzuoquantuile，zhejimanghuangdepaoguolaidenglebantianjiudenglaiyiju‘zhaolvshi’，hanjieyaozheyashuo：“wobukenenglide！”

waimianyourenbuheshiyideqiaoleqiaomen，shuo：“bailaoshi，huazhuangshidaole。”

baiqingminshuo：“womang，meikonghenishuozheixie，nixianhuiquba。”