hanjiemanliannuhuo，jiaoxiashengfengdecongbaiqingmindexiuxishishuaimenchulai，suodaozhichuyipianjinruohanchan。
liangrendeguanxizaojiubushishenmexihanshierle。
quanliderendouzhidao，congbaiqingmingangchudaodeshihoujiuyouyigejunxiaohuogesanchawudelaipianchangtanban，dangshidedaoyanhaidongguopenghanjiedexinsi，houlaidatingleyixiarenjiadejiashizheicaifangqi。dengbaiqingminyoulemingqiyihou，zhijiejiuzaiyicifangtanjiemuzhongchengrenzijizaojiujiehunle。
nianjiqingqingdeliuliangxiaoshengdangzhongchengrenyinhunsannian！jiehunduixiangjuranshishangyejuehanshengdexiaoerzihanjie。
吃瓜群众惊呆了。
hanjieshisheiya，jingquanertaiziye，fuerdaidedaimingci，bieshuobaishangjiashi，danpingneizhanglianjiugoutachiyibeizile。
baiqingminbubeibukangdejuzhesuquanxiaojiezhiguangmingzhengdadechuleju，zheshijingdaileyipiaoren。
buguozhengshizheixiangjudongjibaiqingminxilebushaofen，weitayihouzhuanxingdiandinglebushaoqunzhongjichu。houlailiangrenbeitoupai，baiqingminbuduobuzang，dadafangfangdeqianzhehanjiedeshougaichifanchifan，gaikandianyingkandianying。
fandaoshihanjieyoudianbuzizai，qiaomi/midewenbaiqingminhuibuhuiduitayingxiangbuhao。
baiqingminlizhiqizhuang：“womeipiaomeidu，lagelaogongdeshoujiufanfale？”
liangrenzaiwairenyanzhongyizhishitiantianmimihehemeimeide，nanyixiangxiangyouyitianhanjienenghebaiqingminchaoqilai。
xiaoaituilebaxiaoyuanyanjing，xinxiang：hanxianshengkezhenxiong，jiuxiangge……yaobudaotangdeqigugudedasongshu。
hanjiecongpianchangchulai，kaizhetaneiliangsaobaodelianhuaxiaopaozhibenyege。
yuzitengmanghuoyishangwujiancaideshier，ganggangzhanlezhentoujiubeihanjieyigedianhuachaoxing，zhinengrenzheqichuangqipeizheiweitaiziyehejiu。
shijiantaizao，yegehaimeikaiye，ruodadejiubazhiyoulingxingjigezhengzaishoushidefuwurenyuan。hanjieerhuabushuonalepingjiujiukaishihe。
yuzitengxintengdeganzhizhan：“woderentoumaa……”
hanjieyiyanbufadementouguanleyibei，buguoyindeyoucongjiujukailepingxinde。
“wodebailandia……”
“我的伏……”
“xingle！”hanjielaiqi，“qianzhaojini。”
yu·biaomianxiongdi·zitengzheicaibuhaole，manyouyoudejizijikailepinglafei，wendao：“zenmezhe，meihongcheng，rangrenbaniganchulaile？”
hanjiemiansetieqing，yangtoumenlekoujiu。
yuzitengqidao：“bushiba，tielexinyaogennilia？buyinggaia……”
yuzitengmeizenmejianguobaiqingmin，hanjiechulaiwandeshihouconglaibudaizhetachulaixianao，weishubuduodeliangcishihanjieheduole，renjiakekeqiqideguolaibarenjiezou，neiduanshijianhanjiezuzuyouliangsangeyuemeilaizhaotamenheguojiu。
haiyouyicishizhaolegexiaonenmo，liaoboleyizhenzi，xiaonenmoturanshuozijihuaiyunlefeilaizhehanjiebuzou。hanjieyoukushuobuchu，zuihouhaijinaodaobaiqingminmianqianle，baiqingminerhuabushuoxielezhangzhipiaojita，zhuantounileyifenlihunhetongbaizaihanjiemianqian，tiaotiaokuankuanqingqingchuchu，jiuliantaneigeweichushidehaizidouzailie。
tayinxiangzhongdebaiqingminlengjingzichi，guoduanruizhi，buxianggemingxing，fandaobihanjiehaixianggeshangren。
yuzitengzaizheizhonghuanchanglihundejiu，yanjingdu，kanrenzhun，taaihanjieyeshiquequeshishide。
tajiehanjiehuiquneici，congtouzhiweibaiqingmindemuguangjiumeilikaiguohanjie，hanjiedoutuchengneiyangle，renjiayebandianxianqimeiyou，tuozherenhuilejia，linzouhaibuwanganpaipeichangaigedaoxie。
yuzitenglaoshenzaizai：“ai，niya，jiushiaixiazheteng，renjiayoubushigangjintiegumeixinmeifei，zhaonizheimechengtianwan，sheishoudele。”
“nigezheierjiwopieguanxini？”hanjiexieniletayiyan，“shiciyoubacishinibawojiaochulaide。”
“cangyingbudingwufengdan，zaishuole，wodanshen，suibianzenmewandouxing，sheirangnigenzhewoxiazhetengle？”
“hei！”hanjieshenshoujiuyaoqudata，beiyuzitengyixiaduokai。
yuzitengxiaohehedao：“xinglea，gemenerjinichugezhuyi。”
“tabukengennijiaoliu，nijiubuyaodangmianjiangma，gezhepingmuduohonghong，fanzhengyizhichanzhetajiuduile。xianzaidenianqingrenbudouliuxingshenmebiaoqingbaoshade，tayigehunquande，kendingjiechudebushao，nijitamaigemeng，fugeruan，meizhundoulelehuajiuruanle，daoshihounizaizhenggexiaojingxi，neibushituotuodehehaoma！”yuzitengbianshuobianbazijishoujitaochulai，diaochuweixinjiemianjitayikan，“na，qianliangtiandezhinverjiwocunde，tingyouyisi，wodouchuanjini。”
hanjietantouyikan，yizhigaojuzhuazidexiongmaotoushangxiezhe：quanwangwuqianren，youyebuchengren，wanglianxuanwo，wochaotian！
韩介：……
这都什么玩意。
buguohaizhenshitinghaowande。hanjietanzhenaodai，bayuzitengshoujishangneixiequansouluolailebushuo，zijiyoushangwanghualesikuaiqianmaide1gyasuobao。
这下够了吧。
hanjiemeizizidelikejiuqujibaiqingminfalejige。
zheibianbaiqingminzhuangtaiyizhibuhao，huazhuangshiguyixuanleheiyigesehaodefendidouzhebuzhutacangbaidelian，lianxunglewuliuciyemeiguo，daoyanhaiteyiguolaiwentashibushishentibushufu。
zhulixiaoaizaipangbianyuyanyouzhi，daoyanzhidaotamenlianggerenchaojiadeshier，dashouyihuijiaotaquxiuxi，mingtianzaodianguolaipaishe。
baiqingminkekeqiqidedaoleqian，wairenmianqianhaibengzhe，denghuidaoxiuxishijiuchedichengbuzhule，jiaoxiayiruanchadianmeidiezaidishang。
xiaoailianmangfuzhu，shouzhangdeshoushangqingjintuxian，mingmingyimibajidegeziqueshoudeyaoming。
xiaoaizhejidewen：“qingminge，nizheishizenmele？”
baiqingminhunshenfazhan，shuxidezhixiganchaotabenyongerlai，tashouwangzuobianyizhi，shuo：“qubachoutilizongsexiaoyaopingyaguolai。”
xiaoaiyigejianbuchongguoqubayaopingnaguolai，haimeilaidejidaoshui，baiqingminzhijiedaolejilifangzaishouxin，hulunzheyibajiutunxiaqule。
xiaoaikandemudengkoudai，yijinzhang，jiebademaobingyoufanle：“qingqingqingqingminge，nininizheishizenzenzenmele？”
baiqingminyanglianpingxileyihuier，dengneizhongzhuoxinganxiaoxiaquzhihoucaihuanhuandezhengkaileyanjing。
“meishenme，leizhele。”
“bubushixixixixi……”xiaoaiyuezhejijiuyuejieba，xilebantianyemeixichugesuoyiranlai。
baiqingmintingfudujitingdehaoxiao，haoxindetitajieshanghoubanju：“bushixidu。”
xiaoaikantadeyangzi，queshibuxiangduyinfanlezheicaifangxin。keanxinlebudaoliangmiao，tademeitouyouzhouqilai：“yaobuyaowoquyuyueyixiaanyisheng？”
baiqingminbenxiangjujue，kezuijindeshentizhuangkuangquebuyunxutazheimezuo，tarouleroubiliang，shuo：“mafannile。”
paishejieshuzhihou，xiaoaibenlaishuoyaosongbaiqingminguoqu，kelinshijiedaojialidianhuashuotabahuranzaijiahundaole，baiqingminyebuhaozailiuzherengongzuo，rangtazhijiebachekaihuiqu，zijidacheguoqu。
xiaoaizoudeshihouhaibufangxin，shuolehaojibianyishengdezhuzhishengpabaiqingminjibuzhu：“qingminge，anyishengdedizhiwoweixinzaifayifenjini，nizhijiebashoujinajishifukanjiuxing。”
baiqingminshuo：“duoxinxian，wozheimedagerenhaijibuzhudizhi？xingle，nikuaizouba。”
xiaoaizoulezhihou，baiqingmingelesanfenzhongjiudadaochele，jieguoshangcheyihouhaizhenbadizhijiwangle。
baiqingminzeleyisheng，bashoujikaijidasuankanyiyanweixin。
weixingangyidakai，hanjiedexiaoxicengcengcengdejiumaolechulai，baiqingmindianjinquyikan。
qianmianjizhangtupianyaomejiushidingzhegemogutoudexiaorenyaomejiushigexiongmaotou。
xiaojiemo：minmin，zaiganma？xiaogegewanglianmawoluoliyin.jpg
xiaojiemo：minmin，wozhendezhidaocuole，wojintianwanshangqinzixiachu，nishenmeshihouhuilai？nizheizhongren，wochulegennitanlianaibiedemeishenmehaotande.jpg
xiaojiemo：baobeierwohaoxiangni，yongwoqujienima？xiaogegelaikuaihuoma.jpg
最后一条是：
xifuduibuqi。chentongdaji.jpg
什么乱七八糟的……
baiqingminjishifukanleyandizhi，zhuanshouyoubashoujiguanshangle。