yihudahuajiude《qiaoguafuyixiao，tuiwuyinghanzhuandoubanmaoyan》zheibenshuxiedehenhao！yuyanfengfu，henshizhidekan，yaohaitangchitieshibenshudezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:zuoweishengdedamaxiandeyifentianyingde，tamenjiaguinvzaichangzizuonvgongdeshihoujiubeinantongshiqingboguo，jieguohaizida……
“wo**babeierzuzong！”
hourenyizhangbumanlaozhezidelianqidezihongzihong，ansuishuyaohaitangdoudejiaotashenglaoshule，tajingrannengmadezheimezang，dongguijume？
“诶呦，您可别。”
yaohaitangsuibianzhaolegedifangyizuo，“nindouduodasuishule，bietiaozhanjixianle。”
“eiyouwocaole，nigexiaojian**a！”
hourennaoguarenerdouyaobeitongtiandenuhuohexiuchidingzhale，pilipaladijiuwangwaidao：“nizhuangshaa？”
“sheibuzhidaonizheilaifubinguanbenlaijiubuxinga，”
“nilaodiejiniliuleyiduilantanzi，niyigeguafujianengnongdeguolai？nizhangduodagenaozia。”
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“wodouzheimedasuishuerle，tiantianjinidianermianzizhengyiyanbiyiyanshadoubushuoyejiudele。”
“nihaibaishangpuerleni？”
hourenzheifaxieleyidatong，yaohaitangdoubanjuhuameishuo。
taqidefeiguanzidouyaozhale，gangyaolengjinglengjingdayanzheimeyiqiao——
yaohaitangerlangtuidouqiaoshangle。
yaohaitangyaoliyaoqidemeiyanwanwande，xiaoyiyizhidoumeijian。
dengtahuchidaichuandishuowancaiyouyoutanlekouqi：“houshifua，niyeshuolerenjiaxiaotongzhimennianqinglizhuanga。”
“您再看看您。”
“shuojijuhuadouyaobeiguoqiqule。”
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“woyegongzhenina，shibu？”
“zaishuole，woduiningoukeyideleba。”
yaohaitangzhilezhijiaoluodebingju，shuo：“maishijinrouninnenggezousijin，yikebaicaizewanlezhishenggexinerle。”
“我说什么了么？”
“nihaihaoyisishuonizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，gunainaiwocaishi。”
“nineilaoyanpizidaladedounengjiasicangyingle。haizhengyizhibiyizhi......ninazhiyezhengbukaia！”
“......xing，xing！laozibuganle！”
hourenganguodeneixiexiaotouxiaomodeshierbeiyaohaitangquanbaizaimingmianshangle，tayeshunjiantuilejifenqiyan。
jiusuanyaohaitangzuofengyouwenti，gentaxiaotouxiaomodexingzhiyeshibuyiyangde。
hourendaodizheigesuishule，zhikanyaohaitangzheigejiashijiuzhidaotajueduibushigenengchikuidezhuer。
sanshiliujituiweishang，meilezheijiaerzaizhaoxiajiaer。
buguoxiangdaozheizhongnengzhanzhebianyihaiqingxiandedifangshizaishibuhaozhaole，hourenhaishirenbuzhusuisuitaotaodima：“shenmedongxia。”
“benlaijiushigeguafu，ganjinchenzhezijinianqinghaiyoujifenzisezhaogelaoshirenjialedele，kaimenzuoshamaimaini？”
“wojiukanninengganchengshadexing......he，meizhunerzaiguoduanshijiandoudeyourenwangnimenkoupodafenlai！”
“我呸！”
“laob！！！wotaniangdexianguannimanduzidafen！”
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tasuiranbujichitiegao，danyeshizheigesuishuligouzhuangshidele。
yaohaitangyikanwangzhonghanmingxianzhamaoerle，zheicaizhanqilaiganjindaomenkoulanta，“eieiei，buxunao。”
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wangzhonghanzuanzhequantouyaojinyaguan，zhenshirenbuzhule。
benlaitabuxianggenzheizhongrenfeituomoxingzi，danshizaiwucongfaxie，zhinengzhengzhazhechenzhebozimata：“laob，nitinghaole！”
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tahenghengdixiao，xianghaizui。
jieguozheigangyaozhangzuishunzhewangzhonghanshenhouyikan——
biaoqingshunjianjiujiangzailianshang。
neirenzugaolewangzhonghanyigetou，jianbangziyekuanchutajicunchuqu。
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kehourenquerenchuletabozishangdeneidaoba——
tashalenglebanshang，turanzhuanshenjiuwanghoumenpao！
“buyaoqianle，wobuyaoqianle。”
“jiuzheiyangbajiuzheiyangba！”
“......”
“......”
yaohaitanggenwangzhonghandoumeixingguoshenerlai。
guolelaozhangshijianwangzhonghancaihahadaxiao。
“eiyahaitangjie！neigelaobbeiwohedaole！hahahaha！”
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wangzhonghandeyidiyangzhenaodaiguaer，jiugendayingxiongsidicenglecengbizi：“kekeke。”
“不用谢了嗷。”
“......”
yaohaitangweiweicemoukanletashenhouyiyan。
ranhouchuixiawuqiqideyujiexiaodao：“duiduidui，nikelihaile。”
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