“tong......tongzhi，”
“qingwenninzheieryoumeiyou......nei，nei，neige。”
fanzheqingmeigenchaoqideqiangjiao，baizhegehuanglihuangdangdetangyi。
nvrenyishuanghaobaishoubeihaobujinchidishenzhanzhe，jingzhisuogushangluozheyidixinghongxiaozhi。
zhanzaijutaiwaimiandeqingnianbuganzaikan，zhanghongzheliandixiatoujiezhekeba：“yao，yaoshimeiyoujiu......”
“有什么？”
nvrendalegehaqianzhongyucongqianmianzhongxinglai，balianshangdebaozhinakai。
tazhabazheyishuanghuoshuisidemouzi，jinguankunjuanquepoyouyifanfengqing。
qingniansangziyanerzheixiasuanshichedihusile，banlazierdoujibuchulaile。
“e，nishuowawagepidaiera。”
yaohaitangzhabazhabayanhuranxiaole。
lianshangmeiyoubanfenxiuse，jiugenshuopijiuyinliaohuashengmisideziran。
“a，sha，shashiwawa......”
qingnianziranmeitingdongxiayishidimengrantaitou，gangyitaitoujiujiannvrenruyubandesushoutuiguolaigexiaoxiaodebaozhuangdai。
“re，jihuashengyurenrenyouze，bushouniqian。”
“啪——”
qingniantoudingmaozhereyan，yibajiangxiaosuliaodaizhuaguolaifangjinkoudai。
suihouxunsuzhuanshen，lianxiexiedoumeishuochulai。
yaohaitanglenglebanshang，tiaoletiaomeixiaozhehenghengleju：“haideshixiaonianqingera，huolisishea。”
“这么等不及。”
yaohaitangyoudalegehaqian，shuangmoushunjianshengmanwuqi。
tacongpojiudejutaishangyounaqineizhangbaozhidasuanjiezheshui，queweixiangdaoxianseweixingdehaifenghuranmenglie。
suizhehainiaodejishengmingjiao，yizhenzhenjieshiyouchenzhongdejiaobushengyouyuanzhijin。
“您好同志。”
jutaibeirenqiaoleliangxia，shuohuaderenkouqihenshizhengjing。
yaohaitangwushengtanxi，zhihaoyoubabaozhixiankai。
datoudenanrenchuanzheyishengonggongzhengzhengdejunlvsepizi，dangjijiubeilaobanniangzheizhangyaoliyaoqidelianjingdeyizhen。
yaohaitangzaoxiguanle，meiyanwanchenggereluoyoujiaoxiadehudu。
qishenjiupinlebajidijinglegejunli：“ninhaoatongzhi，wokeshishoufahaogongmin。”
“nimenzheishi......youhegonggana？”
huayincailuo，houmianjiuchongchulaigedama。
wushiduosuidenianji，manlianhengroubangdayaoyuan。
zheiyikanjianyaohaitang，biaoqingmingxianbiyi：“zhuajian！”
“neige**pohuaijunhun，woerzikeshiyingzhang！”
“ganjinde，daiwomenchafang......duoshaofanglaizhe，dui，302,302！”
damachezhebozirangrangwanyoudengleyaohaitangyiyan，bujinxiaoshengchixiaoleju：“guaibudezhaolezheimegedifangertoujianni，wokanzheilaobanniangkanzhejiubuxianggehaohuose！”
“......”
houmianzhanzhedejunguanmianseweishan，qingleqingsangdianzhedayuanchang。
yaohaitangzhijieyitaishoulanxia：“meishiertongzhiwomingbai。”
“peihe，wojueduipeihe。”
buduizheibangrenkerebuqi，wulungezainageniandaipohuaijunhundoushiweifade。
zheigexiaopolvdiankeshitazaizheilianwenduguohoubanshengdezhongyaoyikao，kebunengyinweibupeihebuduigongwubeigaoguanmenerle。
yaohaitangtalazhetuoxiecongjutairaochulai，xuebaidejiaohougenquanbaoluzaizhongrenshiye。
tachuanzheyitiaodahongsedemianbuqunzi，qunbaidalazaixiaotuishangdetuiwoerchu。
genzaihoumiandejigetizhecuntoudexinbingdanzidouyixiaerkanzhileyan，hunshenzaodebuxing。
tongyangxintiaochabudianerben200delingdaomengkeleyisheng，zheibangxueqifanggangdenianqingrencaiwangtianerdewangtianer，kandidekandi。
yaohaitangyonglanyousanmandizaiqianmianzouzhe，jiugenmeigutouside。
damashizaishikanbuxiaqule，yaozhehoucaoyacongyaohaitangshouliqiangguoneibayaochijiuzhijiechongshangsanlou。
“诶......”
yaohaitangneixinbujinmalejuguocui。
**的不想爬楼梯。
kezheizhongshierbushixiaoshier，tayilaobankendingdegenzhe。
yaohaitanghuchihuchidichuanzhegenshangdama。
houmianjigejunrenzeqingqingsongsongyijiaomaichusataijie。
ketamendoubibuguoyijingnuhuozhongshaodedama。
zheidamazhijiechongdao302menkou，yaochiyiningjiubenlichong。
tazhijiepaodaochuangqianchepilesangzima：“**！！nizheige**！！”
“wosileni！sileni！”
“eiya，womenlaochenjiazhenshidaolebabeizidemeiqulenizheimegexifuera，woerkeshibuduiyingzhang，niyoushenmebumanyi......”
“......”
damamazhemazhe，lengbudingerditaitouzheimeyikan。
直接就傻眼了。
duzaimenkouerneijigebuduideyeshayanle。
zhiyuyaohaitangni，yaohaitangchadianyiweizijixintiaodouyaozhoutingle。
tadengyuanyaomeishuangmou，dingdingdikanzhezheigewaimianbeishuquandangzhejihuzhaobujinbanfenguangdefangjian。
chuangshangkaozheyigenanren，zhengyiyizhongwubijiebeidezishisisidikaozhechuangtou。
tajiuxiangshiyizhilangbeide，weiweigoulouzhebeidejinghanliebao。
gutongsedefubuyinshangbanshendeergujinbeixinbeidunshangqubushaokuaikuaifenmingdebaoluzhe。
zaiwangxia，shiyitiaotongyangbeitunlebanjiedexidaotuosededakucha。
yinyuehainengqiaojianlimianguozhedeheisepingjiaoku。
turanyouzheimeduorenchuangru，nanrenshenshenmaizhetou，yinglangshensuidewuguanquanmaizaiyinyinglijiaorenkanbuqing。
yaohaitangzhinengkandaotajingcetuqideqingjin，zhenzhentiaodongzhe，xiangshizaiyushizhetadebushuanghekuangzao——
“a！！nimenshenmerena！shualiumanga！”
“naeryoubuqiaomenjiuxiajinde！”
gangcaihaizaichuangshangdenvren**zheshenzi，langbeididuozaichuanghubianershang，yongchuanglianjinjindiguozheshenti。
talianshanghuazhelaonongdezhuang，hunshensanfazheyiguniannidexianggaoweidao。
damashale，abaabadizhanglebantianzuidoumeishuochuhua。
houmiandejigejunrenquefanyingjikuaidilianmangjugong：“duibuqi！”
“shizaibaoqian，tongzhi！”
“womenkenengshizhaocuofangjianle！”
“滚！！都滚！！”
“buduidejiunengzheiyangmeiguijuleme？mingtianwojiuquxianligaonimen！gun......doujiwogun！！”
nvrenjianruidesangyinyishengdaguoyisheng，yaohaitangquegenbentingbujinerduo。
tajiugenmozhangleside，rengrandingzhechuangshangdenanrenkan。
nanrensihulengjingleyihuier，ranhoujiukaishipangruowurendibadakuchawangshangyiti，ergujinbeixinwangxiayiliao。
dizhenaodaiguaerqishenjiuyaozou。
zheigejudongquehaoxiangzaici**daolechuangbiandenvren。
tabiaoqingniuquzhemaleyiju：“yigechoubanyungongzhuaishenmezhuaia，baizhanggehaotigezi，dixiadouzhanbuqilai！”
“呸！赶紧滚！”
“zhuangshenmehuanghuadaguinv，zhenmeijing！”