shuyuechenxiaoshiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zaimojiedayudexiaoshuo《qiangniudeguagewaitian》zhong，tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou，tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng，yuxieeshilidouzheng，baohushijiedeanquan。zheibuxianxiaqiyuanxiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie，yixiangdaoxiaoheihexiaobaizaiwoyuqiushanchaoxixiangchu、hukanbushunyandeneixieshiri，wojiujibeifaliang。daneishiqi，wofashi，zheibeizijiusuanyiyudaosi，yezaibuyangzuo……。
第二章
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我享年二十五岁。
sihoushenqianwanshikong，sujinqingzheibeiziliaocaoguoqule，xiabeiziwoxiangdanggehaoren，xiangfujiaozi，pingfanduri。
ranerdengwozhengkaiyan，shiyezhongxiaguangwuai，cangshanlianmian，qixiangwanqian。
womianqianzhanzhegeshenzhefenqundexiaoguniang，tantewangzhewo。
jingenzhe，shenshiruhai，wanguanghuisu，wodao：“xiaoding？”
xiaodingzhangshuyikouqi，“bingzhuyiquershiwuri，zaibuguiwei，《shanggubingqipu》woxianxiankanhubuzhuleyao。”
xiaodingshiwobabainianqianzaiqiludadiwachulaidehanxiucao，duoshaonianle，gaibuleshuohuadaozhuangdexiguan。
wodaomohuang，“benshenzheibushihuilailema？”
yimengjuexing，yishigeshi。
xiangqilai，wonaihonghuangxianshen——shuyue，zhangguanshangguwanbing，wanbeimenyibanchengwo“wanbingzhizhu”。
bing，xiongqiye，dashazhiwu。
jinlai，《shanggubingqipu》zhongneizangyouzhongshangshenyibingdejianzhongdongdangbuan，liqihengsheng，siyouxindeshenwuyaochushi。
woruneichakan，lengbufangbeijianqizaiyoujianshangleyidao，yangshangyueyubujianhao，shangkoufanerhuanongjiazhong，sisilvlvliqihuazhibuqu。
ciqingkuangqiansuoweiyou，wohaimeixiangchugesuoyiran，shenjiebujinbumandixialaile。
woyinchangniangenxiongqidajiaodao，mianbuleyuanshenlizhanleshaqi，jileizhiyidingchengdu，bianyaozhaorelaiyidaoshenjie。
buguocifanjienanyuzhiqiansuoyoudoubuxiangtong，jingshiyidaolunhuijie，renhuashuolai，jiushiyaowozuoyishifanren，lijingqiqingjienan。
woxunsidujiudule，gensimingfudaleshengzhaohu，toutaiquyi。
cifanguiwei，wocetoukanlekanjianshangdeshang，haoxiangbixiafanzhiqiangengzhongle，ai，zaoxin。
xiaodingjinsuiwohoutou，genzhewojinjiamen。
wozifushezaidonghuangyuqiushan，bilinkunlunxu，shengguobiechuliangkuai。
xiaodingchongmanhaoqi，“bingzhuxiafandujie，haobuhaowan，youheshouhuo，tanlianailema？”
我步子狠狠一顿。
等一下。
我貌似忘了点什么。
对了，萧梁……
zaifanjianwoshigefanren，meiyouguanyushendejiyi，cikexianglai，woxinliangleyiban。
xiaoliangta……weiheheneijiuzhongxiaozhishangdetiandi，yimoyiyang？
bunengba？bunengzheimecunba？
wodiaotouwanghuizou，duixiaodingdao：“ququjiuhui。”
fuyaozhiqujiutiansimingfu，simingshenjunshiwoshuren，mangliuzhongtaitou，“zheimekuaijiuguiweile？zhenghao，youshizhaoni。”
wo：“zheihuixiafanlijiedexianshen，chulewo，haiyoushei？”
simingdao：“xianshenxiafanshitiandaoshouming，buguisimingfuanpai，wochayicha。”
tagekongjiangjiyuanbozifandehuahuaxiang，dao：“yi？”
wocongtakouzhongtingdaolewozuibuxiangtingdaodesigezi：tiandichenxiao。
“……”benshen，wanle。
wotianzhelianzaiwen：“juchenxiaoguiwei，haiyouduoshaoshiri？”
“tiandibixiazaifanjianbinihuodezhang，nenghuodaoqishiwu……”
那就行了。
“zeze，lebude，”simingbianfan“xiaoliang”jiyuanbuzi，biannayanshaopiewo，xiaodebuhuaihaoyi，“nijurananlianrenjia。”
我：“……”
tahaidaizaikankanchenxiaozuoweixiaoliangdeyishiyoushenmeguangjing，wopishoujiangtajiyuanbuziduole，wagekeng，maidiantu，shugeyiersansiwu。
simingyanzhengzhengkanwobatalaodonggongjudang“zuizheng”fengyinle，tajiemimabude，qijibaihuai，dao：“nizheishuyuzuozeixinxu，yugaimizhang！”
wodao：“woshi。ninaiwohe？”
tatiaojiao，“ni……nibujiangli！”
wo：“jinitouxiaodingdehanjinzi，tieshenneizhong。”
taanjingruji，heshigesongwo：“shangshenninjugongzhiwei，shanjierenyi，kanzaixiaodingmianshang，woyidingduininhetiandibixiadeshishoukouruping。”
simingminglianwojiaxiaodingduonian，kexixiaodingshizhongnatadangkongqi。
xiaodingshuo，tabuxihuantoushangdongbudongchaduomudandenanren。
shanglianghaohanjindeyangshi，wofanshenyaohui，simingzi“jijiangdedaoxiaoding”detaozuizhongduanzanqingxing，lanzhuwodao：“chadianwanglenidezhengshi。”
“何事？”
wojiubuxin，hainengyoubixiafananlianshangbenlailaosibuxiangwanglaideren，genglingrenjuewangdeshi。
simingkanzhewo，jiujiukanzhewo。
wodao：“youhuakuaifang。”
ta：“nimeifaxianzishenyoushenmebuduima？”
“……”woshenshimangran。
tadao：“shangshen，nilaideshihou，juebujuedejuzhizhise、bufachenzhong、shentibenzhuobutongyiwang？nidaocishiweihe？”
taruguobutixing，woyuanbenbujuede，cishicikenanyizhixin，“wopangle？”
ta：“fangkuanxin，nizhishifalimeile。”
“……”
ta：“tiandaoyouhaoshengzhide，ernizuoweifanrensujinqingshi，shachangjiuzhan，shanietaizhong，jibianguiwei，rengxurixingyishan，zhongxiugongde。”
“fouzedehua，nifeidanfalinanyihuifu，burihaihuizaijiangtianqian，jieshinifaliquanwu，xiuweishouxian，kejiuhuailecaile……aiaiai，shangshen，rixingyishanyebuzaizheiyishi，nibawojuqilaizuoshenme？”
wo：“rixingyishan，congnishanqi，niyoushenmexiangqudedifang，benshendainiqu。”
tabujiasisuo，“wodingdexinli。”
“……”woguoduanrengleta，baohuxiaoding，renrenyouze，taiyounidenandebunengyao。
simingtangzaidishang，fuzheyao，youyuanchaowobeiyingzhaoshou，“zheijiuzoulemashangshen，nixianxiaxingtongfanren，jidebaohuhaoziji……haiyou，hanjinziwoyaofensede，fensedee……”
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zhizhichulesimingfu，woshangbunengjieshouzijifalimeiledeshishi。
shitukaozijiyufengdadaohuifu，feihuiyuqiushan，lvshilvbai。
laishijinshengdefalicikeyisiyemeiyoule。
huranyourengezhedalaoyuanjiaowo——saobaxingjunzhengsaojie，tuozhesaozhouqujin，chayixingli。
“wodaoshigeshenmewanyieryibengyibeng，yuanshibingzhunin。bingzhuciju……youheshenyi？”
weibimianjiewaishengzhi，wofalimeiledeshihaishiyueshaorenzhidaoyuehao，wodao：“duanlianshenti。”
tawenyanshifenqinpei，“bingzhuzheimeyouxiuhaizheimenuli，shilingxiaoxianhanyan。”
wodaohaoshuo，daliangtayisha，wendao：“nizheisaozhou，maima？”
他：“啊？”
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xiaodingduiwoqizhesaozhoufeihuilaizheiyixingwei，weishibujie。
“jibianwurenqiaojian，bingzhuhaodaiyegujizhexielianmian，meilefali，zhaotianshangnaweixianshenjiegeluanche，huozhezuoqi……”
woyigejiling，beichuodaotongchu，dao：“buyaopozuoqi！”
“……”xiaodingliwotaijin，molebalian，dao：“nikaixinjiuhao。”
zuoqizheigedongxi，zhanshishigedelibangshou，xianshishigezuobandelingchong，pingshishigeshenfendexiangzheng。
mantianxianshenyongzhizhezhong，napashixitianzhufo，huanyangzuoqizheyebuzaishaoshu。
tianjiekexueyanjiusuodiaoyanjieguoxianshi，yangzuoqinengyouxiaofangzhishenshengyiyu。
yourenjiushuole，wanbingzhizhu，meigezuoqisuishizaicebuheshi，wohouhuitingxinlecirenguhuo，suidaliuyeyanglezuoqi。
zheigeren，jiushilingshouyuandezuoqifanzi，jiaozhongli。
qichuwoshuowoxiangyangzhimaokede，zhonglishuobieya，niyanggou。
我说我喜欢猫。
他说狗便宜。
我说好的。
正好我没钱。
womenjiaguanqiandeshixiaoding，taneishifanduiwoyangchongwu，jiwodeyusuanshizaiyouxian，liyoushiwolianzhuhanxiucaodouyangbuhuo。
wo**，woshuowobushibaniyanghuodetinghaodema？
xiaodingyiyanbufa，quchuolechuochuangtaihuapenlidetatongbao，neixiannendelvyezishoudao**，lishisuozuoyituan。
xiaodingyouchuolechuotaziji，zhiwenwo：“bingzhunikan，wohaixiulema？woquansuolema？niqinshouyangqilaidehanxiucaobuhuihaixiu，nifansifansizheilitoudeyuanyou。”
我：“……”
wodao：“woyizhiyiweinibuhuihaixiu，shiyinweilianpitaihou，yuanlaibushima？”
“woneishixiaoshihoubeinijiaoshuitaiduo，chanshengdefuzuoyong！”dingjiechayao，“wozhisuoyihainengyoujintiandecongminghuopo，quanshizheimeduonianwozijizhuozhuangchengzhangdejieguo！”
woxiukuijieguodingjiejidesuiyin，buganyouyisiyuanyan。
suizhongliquwangjiutianlingshouyuan，quankepianqu。
manyuanzidegou，zhizhijingshentoushizu，weiyouyizhixiaobaigou，zangxixi，bingyanyan，wujingdacaipazaijiaoluo，beibiedegouguli。
我一眼相中了它。
yinweizhiyoutawomaideqi。
maiwanle，zouchulingshouyuan，caifaxiantatuishibode，sishiduanguogutou。
wojiangtashouzaihuaili，yilubaohuiqu，tazaiwohuaizhongsesuo，wolianaishulitademaofa，roushengdao：“niruokonggao，jiu‘wang’yixia，benshenfeidediyixie……nitingdedongrenhuaba？”
tataiqiyuanhuhudegoutou，kanlekanwo。
buzhiweihe，neiyanshentelengdan，youyouxiexuaoran。
suiji，tabatoubailehuiqu，lansanfuzaiwoxiukou，budongle。
guoranbianyimeihaohuo，zaiciyeshizhilingshou，youbushifanjiandegou，jurantingbudongrenhua。
wohaishishouxialeta，suiranzhonglishuobumanyikeyiqitianwuliyoutuihuo。
wojitaqimingjiao“xiaobai”。
houlaihuixiangwangshi，womodijingjue，xiaobaihezhidangtianmeiyou“wang”guo，woyangtasanbainian，sanbainianhoutashanghao，you“gou”hua“ren”，zishizhizhong，doumeiyou“wang”guo。
dayile，wodangshijiugaichajuede，tashizuibuxianggoudegou。
zaihoulai，tabugaoerbie，zhuanshenchenglebiguanduonian、yichaoxianshidetiandi。zixiaobaodianshang，guangmangzhongyang，yishuangruilimingmoudingsilewo，hentoulewo。
xiaodingshuozhengchang，sheiyuanyibeidangchenggouduidai，kuangqieneirenshizhigaowushangdetiandi。
zheiduanbuguangcaideguoqu，takendingtidoubuyuanti。shuoshihuabingzhu，wodoupatapinglezanmenyuqiushan，haomiekou。
suoyibingzhu，cishinizhitazhi，niqianwanbuyaoshuochuqu。
我自然省的。
wopingshengtonggongyangguoliangzhizuoqi。
yizhishitiandi，lingyizhishimozun——xutian。
yangxutianchunshuyiwai，neishixiaobaibianchengleren，wojuedebunengzaijiangtadangchongwuduidai，suoyiqilezaiyangyizhideniantou。
zheiciwojuedingyonglingyangdaitigoumai，juebushiwodingjiebujiqianle。
wozaidonghuangyumozujiaojiechudelajichangjianleyizhiniechu，tapimaoheiliang，shizhizhangzheyangjiaodeheimao，bietiyouduodaijingle。
wojitaqimingjiao“xiaohei”。
houlaiyishizuchengqianguhen，dasiwoyexiangbudao，xiaoheijingshimozunxutiandeyuanshen。
zheijianshiqinggaosuwo，buyaozailajitonglijianzuoqi。
yixiangdaoxiaoheihexiaobaizaiwoyuqiushanchaoxixiangchu、hukanbushunyandeneixieshiri，wojiujibeifaliang。
daneishiqi，wofashi，zheibeizijiusuanyiyudaosi，yezaibuyangzuoqi。
此刻我就很抑郁。
xiangdaozuoqi，bumianxiangdaoxiaobai，xiangdaoxiaobai，bianyexiangdaotiandi。youtiandixiangdaoxiaoliang……
zuoweinvjiangjunsujinqingdeyibeizisuishuoguoqule，keshineifenanliandeganjuezaiwoxinzhongyoucun。
我鄙视我自己！
woduixiaodingdao：“nibangwojizhe，wushierrihou，tixingwofengsiyuqiushan，woyaobiguan。”
xiaoding：“tianshuzahaiyoulingyouzhengdeni？fashengheshi？bingzhuhaimeigaosuwo，niqujiansiming，shiweileshenme？”
wodao：“biewenle，meilianshuo，nizhibangwojizhejiushile。”
xiaoding：“bingzhubiguan，zongdejigeqixianba？”
woxianglexiang，shuo：“tiandishibushiyouhunyuelaizhe？tanatianchengqin，wonatianchuguan。”
anrenjianderizisuan，xiaoliangjinnianershisansui，tayangshouqishiwu，haiyouwushiernian。
daitaguilai，xiangqiwozheige“ajie”zhiri，wozaoyibiguan，bimianleyutapengmiandeganga。
woqidaochenxiaogenxiaoliangyiyang，shigebutongqingaidemutou，jibianfajuesujinqingshixiafanlijiedewo，yebumingbaiwodiaoxitadeneishinian，shizaizuoshenme。
huashuo，chenxiaotashimutouma？
womenxinziwenleyixia，tashi。
woxiafanlijiezhiqian，biantingtianjieyouchuanwen，shuochenxiaozaoxianyurenyouhunyue，bingqiehaoshijiangjin，suiranwobuzhishishei。
fanzhengdengtagentadeweihunqichengqinzhiri，shengmizhuchengshufan，wozaichuguan。
daoshijiusuanbukebimiandejianlemian，liruyixieshenjiedadiandegonggongchanghe，tayishibuzhiqiandeyihunnanren，worengshiziyoudewanbingzhizhu。
woyigexianshen，buzhizhangletaduoshaobeifen，wojitabaogehongbao，hetaxinhun，kuataguai，rangtaguanwojiaozunainai，zheijiusuanbawoliangdejiexianhuafenmingle。
buluncongqiantazuoweijiaoxiaobaidemeishaonian，wozhanguotaduoshaobianyi，haishitazuoweixiaoliang，beiwochiguoduoshaodoufu，jieshiwowuxinzhiju，buzhizhewuzui，hegaijiangqianchenyibigouxiaocaishi。
tiandiyinggaiyouzheigeduliang。
huashuo，chenxiaotayouduliangma？
womenxinziwenleyixia，ta、mei、you！
taxiaoqi，xiaai，zizhubijiao，jiuyinweitazaiwozheilidangguozuoqi，woduitashiluanzhongqi，tajihenwozhijin。
wofenxilaifenxiqu，haishiyaowan。
wodao：“ding，yaobuwoxianzaibaguanjibileba。”
xiaodingshenqingzhending，kanwoyijingyizha，shixishibei，tayebuzhidaowojiujingweihehuizheiyang，dantahaishijichuleyizhenjianxuedejianyi。
tazhiwohoujian，“zheilideshangzhilema？shoushangdeyuanyinchachulailema？《shanggubingqipu》dedongdangpingxilema？rixingyishandedejilema？falihuifulema？”
“……”没有。
zheigejiameiyoudingjiebuxing。
dingjiekuanweiwo：“bingzhu，baniduitiandidejuanlianfangyifangxian，shishiyijianyijianzuowande，dangwuzhiji，shihuifufali，yinixianzaideshili，niyejinbuqubingqipu。”
wojinaodao：“sheishuowoduitiandiyoujuanlian？！”
xiaoding：“neinijishenme？”
“……”
xiaoding：“simingcengshuo，xianshenxiafanlijiesuiranbushoutaganyu，danjiyuanzheihuishi，xianshenyufanrendatongxiaoyi，zongyouxieguilvkexun，niruobushiduitiandibixiaqinggenshenzhong，yuanhexiafanshi，jiyiquanwule，quehaishibuyouzizhudianlianleta？”
我说我没有。
xiaoding：“meiyouzuihaole，yuanshiwohuluancaide，wojianbingzhugangguiwei，bianhuojihuoliaodiqulejiutian，yihuilaiyourangrangshuo，yaocazhetiandichenghundebianbiguan，yiweitiandiyexiafanlilejie，yubingzhuzaifanjianzaixuqianyuanleni。”
我惊恐地看着小丁。
tashenmedoubuzhidaodeqingkuangxia，quecaidequandui，tashangbeizishigexiegouxuehuabenzidema？
zheishiyikecaogaiyoudezhishang？
wodao：“xushenmexu，woxiashanqule。”
小丁：“下山？”
“rixingyishan，bangfanjianlaotoulaotaitaikangdami。”
xiaoding：“woyequ，baohubingzhu。”
“……”lunluodaoyaokaoyikecaobaohu，wofeishengyilaishenmeshihouzheibanwonangguo。
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