xiaoshuozhurengongshisuboshishangguanhongdexiaoshuoshi《quanqiudingjijuexingzhe》,benxiaoshuodezuozheshinanqiangzhanshiqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:suboshifaxianlaomazizhongshengdaozijidenaozili,gengnanyilijiede,laomazihaichengleyigeshenmejuexingxitong。“erzi,laomazizhunichengweiquanqiudingjijuexingzhe。”“bienaole。gunduzi!”“gaobuhao,nengchengweiquanqiuzhuzaizhee。”“shishi,fanzhengbuhuiquegeboshaotui。”“heshi,zanmenmuziliangkaishishengjidaguaiquge。”“gunduzi!”...
gongyuan2010niankaichunjijie,nanjiangxianchengdefuchenggaozhong。
此时是课间十分钟。
gaosan(1)bandepangzisuboshipazaishuzhuoshangzhengbeileiliangxingliu。
zheigerizi,shikeliandesuboshishuangqinsihoudetouqiri。
danshi,suboshiquejitongzhuoyangtaishanbuheshiyidiyongshouzhoutonglexia。
“boshige,youyigemengliaoyaotingma?”
suboshishengpafumushuangwangdexiaoxijitongxuemenzhidao,jimangcaleyanlei,taitouguzuohenjingqidemoyang。
“renyuantaishan,ninshuo,gegewoting。”
“xianzaianlaibaodaoyizexinwen:shangzhouxingqiyiwanshang11dian,nanjiangxianchengzhuheqiaoshang,yimingjiaohuangmoudenvzibaozhezuijiudenanzisumou,turankualantoujiangzijin,shuangshuangxunqing。jumujizhecheng,benlaineiduifuqiliaodehenhuan,danshizhihoutiankongchuxianliangshuguang,jingzhundidadaoyinanyinvdenaomenshang,jiezhebianfachulebeiju。nizhidaobeijushitianzaihaishirenhuo?”yangtaishanshenmimocedishuodao。
“henhaolijie,buhaocai,jishandianpile,zhihoubiandiediezhuangzhuangshuaichuqiaodiaoheli,yansile。”
“kuiwojiaoniboshige,nitairangwochijingle。kanlai,nimeidainaozilaishangke。”
“renyuantaishan,nizheishijigeyisi?neinishuoshuokan,yaoshinimeiheshidegengjieshi,laozixueleni。”
“zheilianggerendesi,shijishanggenyunqimeiyidiandeguanxi,zheilimianzangzheyigedarenmendouhuanxidemimi。”
yangtaishanguyitingdunlexia,qingleqingsangzi,lailejishengdianshilirenyuantaishanaoaojiaolai。
“赶紧的。”
suboshibaileyiyan,jiezheyangtaishanyonggaokangdeshengyinshuohuale。
“neijiushiyigeshiguanquanrenleifuzhijihuabeizhengqueshishideyigeshengdongxiaohuamian。”
“shajihua?neimejinyao,yaosiren。”
yangtaishancoudaolesuboshideerbian,qingqingdishuodao:“jiaozuoquanqiufurenjihua。jizhubuyaogaosubierene。”
cishi,suboshitunxialeyuanqi,ananrenzhefennu,guzuohenhaoqidiwen。
“neitiaohudefuqi,genquanqiufurenjihuayoushenmelaleng。”
“zheizaijiandanbuguole。neiliangshuguanggaosutamen,fendouwujixiandoumeiluanyong,tamenchengbulefurenjieceng,buyaozuowuweidezhengzhale。suoyi,tamencaiyishidaozaizheigeshijieshangmeilexiwang,meilefendoudedongli,yushi,bianshuangshuangbaotuanchenhelile。yilebaile。huoxuquyanluowangneibianbaogaohuiyouxindejiyuba。”
“这可信吗?”
“suoyishuo,boshi,nishiyixinzhidushengxianshu,liangerbuwenchuangwaishi。zheigedabaozhidouyoushuoya。zheishigongrendejieguo。haiyoujiadebucheng?”yangtaishanhenjiandingdishuodao。
“nizheige**,jijizhazhade,zhidaogepi。jiwozhuzui。”suboshituranpaianerqi,nudao。
zheiheleyangtaishanyitiao,buguohuanguoshenlaideyangtaishanyepaianerqi,zhizhesuboshidebitou。
“yacasu,nibuyaoyiweiyinweizhichuang,qingleyizhoudejiahuilai,jiuniubile。shibushinidezhichuangfazuo,yingxiangdaonidezhishang。”
“nizaishuoyiju。laozibuzouni,laozidesuxingshidaozhexie。”
zheigeshihou,huoyaoweizaisuboshiheyangtaishanzhijianmimandeshimanmande,yinqilezhoubiantongxuedeweiguanhequanjie。
piankehou,yangtaishanjitongxuemenlachezhezouchulekeshi。
suboshiwangzherenyuantaishanlikai,zaicipazaikezhuoshang,qingkeyanleibianpilipaladidiaolexialai。
“laobalaoma,nimenzenmejiuneimexiangbukaiya!liuzheming,bishenmedouhao。nimenkankan,renjiadounanimendesidangchengxiaobing。”
yuanlai,ganggangyangtaishanshuodeneiduitiaojiangfuqi,jiushisuboshideshuangqin。guaibudesuboshiyaofahuo。
sudeshuangqinzaisuboshidetongnianheshaonianshiqi,keshishiyexiaoyouchengjiu,buchaqian。danshishangnianyinweishengyishibai,caijiadaozhongluole。
erqie,suboshiyidingdiandoubuqingchushenmejibadequanqiufurenjihua。
zheiquanqiufurenjihua,keshifangjianchuandeshenhuqishendedongxi。shijishang,temedijiushijiahuoyimei。
buguo,zheiyebushikongxuelaifeng。
zheijihuadezhenshimingtoushi“quanqiuqiongrenhuimiejihua”。
zheigejihuayuqianxi2000nianyangchunsanyueqidongde,zuizhongdeniubimubiaoshi,zaiquanqiufanweineizhanshawanyiqieqiongren,rendaohuimieqiongrenjieceng,zuihoushixianquanqiurenheyigejiaoluodoushifuyuzhidi,zhiyoufuyuzhiren。
zheigequanqiuqiongrenhuimiejihuayouyigeshenmizuzhifuzeqidong。ershenmizuzhichengyuanjushuoshiyoushangdiqindingde,zaigongyuanqian2000niandemayawenmingshiqijiuyijingcunzai。keweishibeijingqiangdawujixian,kaoshanganggangde。
zheishangshudeneimu,suboshiheyangtaishanziranbuhuizhidao,quanqiufanweinei,yebuguoshishenmizuzhilidechengyuancaizhidao。zheishiquanqiudingjijimi。
suboshijueduibuxiangxinzheishuangqinturantiaojiangzijin,jiushiyinweizheiqingruhongmaodeshenmeduirenshengsangshixiwang。
这是扯几把蛋。
苏柏士是对的。
qishi,neiliangshutianshangdeguangmang,shiquanqiuqiongrenhuimiejihuaqidongzhezaiyinhexizhongxindazaodeyigeniubihonghongdezhongyangchuliqifachude。
neigezhongyangchuliqiyichaoqiangwudidetianyanfenxijiemaxitongweihexin,keyiyiguangsubuzhuaniancunkuanwei10wanyuanyixiadechengniannannv。
zhongyangchuliqiyijingbuzhuasuoding,chengniannannvjiuhuijizhongyangchuliqichouqukaiqilinghunhezhishang,chengweixingshizourou,chedilunweiqiongren,yongshiyongshengmeiyounenglifanshenyuejiweifurenjieceng。
zaizheiquanqiuqiongrenhuimiejihuakaiqide10nianli,meiniandouyoujinhuyiyichengniannannvrenchengweiqiongrenjieceng。
zheixieqiongrenyinweimeiyoulinghunhezhishang,henqingyidijiuhuiganleyixieyuchundeshiqingeryimingwuhule。
shuoqilaisiyinyehenqipa。youdeshiheshuiyesi,youdeshichifanchengside,youdeshieside,youdeshibingsi,youdeshipangsi,youdeshizouluzousi,paoside。zongzhiqianqibaiguai,jiaorendixiaojiefei,shoufashihaowurendaokeyan。
duiyuzheigecanrendejihuaeryan,dandancongrenshueryan,qidongdaojintian,yijingshibojishigeyiderenle。zheishiduomezhenhanrenxindechengjiu。
erqidongzhezuoweijihuadezuizhongshouyizhe,jingguoshiniandezhangzujinbu,yijingshizhangwolequanqiucaifude99%。
suhuashuo,yousheihuixianqiqianduoni,suoyi,qidongjihuadeshenmizuzhichengyuangengjiajiandingbuyidiqianglituijincixiangjihua,haidayanbucandishuoyaorangrenleiwenmingjinrugengjiawenmingdegenggaofeng,shenzhishiyaozouchudiqiu,kongzhiyinhexi。
henmingxian,suboshideshuangqinshijiyinhexidezhongyangchulixitongsuodingweiqiongrenhou,chouqulelinghunhezhishang,zhihouhulihutuditakongdiaoxiaheliyanside。
yaoshi,suboshizhidaozheizhenxiang,baonushibiran,danyezhinengbaonu。yinweisuboshibuguojiushiyigedushulangeryi,ganyugenneixiekaoshanshishangdiderendou,nengdouguotamenma?
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