“meizhi,sheiyouqifunile?”
“mei,meishei?wojiushizaisushe,shuaileyijiao。”
suqiujinyanjiaoshangdeyuqing,mingxianjiushijirenzouleyiquansuodaozhide。
苏柏士眼尖着呢。
“gaosuge,gejinichuqi。”
“qishimeiyoule。jiushigebibandehuangxiaoshuangshuowobuzhungenyouxiaoyuyiqifuxigongke。buranjiuyaojiwoyanseqiaoqiao。woqibuguo,jiudasuanjitayigeerguang,danqueshiyinweizheixingdongbubian,shuaidaole。”
“zou,womensujiakemeiyigeshinengjiqifudezhuzi。”
suboshiyishoulashangsuqiujindeshou,qifendiwangnvshengsusheerqu。
daolenvshengsushelouxia,huangxiaoshuangzhengyaoxialou,chuanzheyishendeyundongfuzhuang。kanyangzishiyaoqupaobujianshen。
huangxiaoshuangshifuerdai,zhuaidehen,duiqiongerdaikeshiyouzhetianrandepaichigan。tashencaiyaotiao,tingtingyuli,tingshuohaishitaiquandaoheidai,yirentushougaodingwugefeitu。
suqiujinjijidilalexiasuboshideyixiu。
“zanmenzouba。shiwoyanjingzhangdaotianshangqule,meikanlu。”
“nizenmehuishi?jirenzoule。nirensong,wokebudasuanrensong。nachuzanmensujiadediqile。”
yushi,xiongmeilianggerenzainvshengsushelouxia,lacheleyizhen。
huangxiaoshuangxialelou,henxiaozhangdibailesuqiujinyiyan,zuibahaininanqilai。
“qiongsuanbidexiongmei,guangtianhuarizhixia,lalachechedihaizhendeshibupadiulian。”
suboshiyiting,nufachongguan,shuaikaisuqiujin,zoudaohuangxiaoshuangdegenqian,zhizhehuangxiaoshuangdebizi。
“nishuoshei?nishuoshei?shibushiyaowodanvsheng?wokebupaniheidaijibie。laozi,juebuguizhehuo,siyeyaozhanzhesi。”
“woshuoqiongsuanbidexiongmei,nimenshiqiongsuanbima?yaoshinichengrende,wojiushishuonimenge。”
huangxiaoshuangdezuibahaizhendeshiedu,zhizhididuidesuboshishiqideqikongmaoyan。
suboshibiexiazui,dengzhehuangxiaoshuang。
“你再说一遍。”
“nimenjiushiqiongsuanbi,zenmezheba。zheishiyaodantiao,haishixiongmeiyiqishang。”
zheigeshihou,huangxiaoshuangyijingshibaichuletaiquandaokaidadedongzuole。
“我,我。”
suboshiyingshangqu,huahaimeishuowan,jikejiujihuangxiaoshuangzheigetaiquandaoheidaigaoshoulaileyigebennengfanying。
huangxiaoshuangdaifengdequantou,souyishengdadaosuboshidebiliangshang。
“aiya,hentong,hentong。”
suboshidebizijikebianmaoxuele。
suboshimozhebizi,xinyouxiehuangluan。
“wo,wo,woyaogaosulaoshi。yaolaoshilaichengfani,nilanyongwuli。”
“niyigenansheng,daonvshengsushelaiqifuwo,wodanichubixue,shihuogai。nijiugaodaotianwanglaozineili,doumeiyong。”
zheigeshihou,turansuboshidenaozidonglexia。
黄玉说话了。
“erzi,zheigeguniang,taikee,yaobuyaowannongxia?”
“laoma,woyaoniwansita。”
“dan,zheikeshiyaonipeihee。”
“一万个配合。”
“nizhiyaobahulupingdakaigaizi,zhihou,zheigeguniangjiuhuiyuntouzhuanxiangle。nibuyaodongshou,rangnimeihaohaochuyikoueqi。”
“zheishishaziyuanli。zheihulupinglikeshiyoudukangrenzhe。dukangrenzhe,qishijiushiyigejiugui。tayidiandejiuqijiunengrangrenyuntouzhuanxiang。daoshi,zheitaiquandaoheidaigaoshoudexiaonaobutingshihuan,jiaobudoubupinghengle。haibushizenmeshunxinzenmelai,kuangnveta。dankeshiyaozhuyifencun。”
“合适。”
suboshiyishoudalexiaerwo,weixingdehulupingbiandaoletashouzhong。suboshikaolvdaozheihulupingyaoshizairenqianbianda,budahao,biandengdengdipaodaolenvshengsushejiaoluoqule。
erzheitiaolushihuangxiaoshuangquyundongdebiyouzhilu。
suboshizheiturandeyipao,rangsuqiujinyanmianerqi,ranghuangxiaoshuangxiaoderenyangmafan。
“hahaha,zheiqiongsuanbi,wosongleyiquanjiupidiandipaole。zheirangwohaizhendeshixiaodiaodaya。”
zheifengcidehuajiugengoupigaoyaoyiyang,tiezaisushixiongmeideerbian。
suqiujinzhuishanglai,jianzhemeiyongdegege,hengchileyisheng,dasuanyaozou,dansuboshibatadaolejiaoluolai。
“meizhi,daihui,gegejiubuchushoule。niyidingyaojigechuqi,dadehuangxiaoshuangshuangyanmaojinxing。”
“孬种!”
cishi,suboshiyijingshibahulupinggaizidakaile,jikeyishouwuzhuzijidezuibahebizi,yishouwuzhesuqiujinde。
zheigeshihou,zheinvshengsushedejiaoluobianmaochuleyizhengantianchunxiangdejiuweilai。
huangxiaoshuangyixiabianwendaole。
“zheizhenxiangya。nalaidejiuya。”
suboshiyiting,jikepingzhuhuxi,lazhesuqiujindunxia,zhuashangsuqiujindeshou,tongshinieleyibatadebizi。
jiuzaisuqiujinaiyadeyishenghou,suboshifeisudibahulupinggaizigaizhu,bingbasuoxiaodehulupingfangjinleerwole。
“ge,niganmaniewo,tengsiwole。”
“xianzaishangtianyijingshicijilenililiangle。nibuyaohaipa,quba。banidezunyanbianbenjialiditaohuilaiba。”
suboshichangkaishuangshou,hezhangzaixiong,zuochugaoshenmocedemoyang。
erhuangxiaoshuangcishiyijingshijizheiyilvjiuxiangnongdeyouxieyuntouzhuanxiang,zhenghaoshizhuangshanglesuqiujin。
suqiujinxinliyizheng,shengpahuangxiaoshuangbennengdiyigechuquantou,rangzijimaobixue,bianbishangyanjing,xiayishidijuquanyingshangqu。
zheisuqiujindequantouzhengzhengdidadaolehuangxiaoshuangbizishang。
suizhehuangxiaoshuangaiyadeyisheng,suboshizuochuleyangmeituqidemoyanglai,coudaolesuqiujindeerbian。
“meizhi,nizuodaole。zheitaiquandaoheidaigaoshou,jinishuangquandadeshibixuezhiliu,yuntouzhuanxiangle。”
zheigeshihou,suqiujincaiganzhengkaiyanjing。
cishi,huangxiaoshuanghuanglehuanghunchenchendenaozi,yanjielichuxianlehuanjue,ganjuedaoyourenyaogongjita。
yushi,huangxiaoshuangbianduizhekongqi,zuogouquanyougouquanzhigouquan,dalehaoyizhen。
ersuqiujinqichushiyouxiedanqie,danshizhihoubianlailejicishengdongjixi,jianxingshidahao,biandadandijilehuangxiaoshuangjigequantouchi。
zuihou,huangxiaoshuangzhinengshiqichuanyuyudipazaidishangqiurao。
suqiujinzaisuboshidesongyongxia,chengshiershang。
“jiaowo,gunainai,wojiufangguoni。”
“姑奶奶。”
“shuonicuole。shuonigouyankanrendi,shuonijiushiyigechushengburudejiahuo。”
huangxiaoshuangyijingshipileibukan,haowuhaishouzhili,zhinengzhaozhesuqiujindehuashuo。
“jigunhuiqu。yihoujianzhebenguniangyaoraodaozou,mingbaima?”
huahou,suqiujinjianzhehuangxiaoshuangzhendejiugunlejixia,caigandiediezhuangzhuangdishanglouti。
suihou,bianshixiongmeiliangyangmeituqidedaxiaoyizhen。
“hahaha,meizhi,yihou,sheiqifunigengeshuo,geyidingrangtagunhuiqu。”
“meizhiwo,mingbai。gegezhendebangbangda。”
zheishisuboshidongshiyilai,diyicijianzhesuqiujinrucishushuangdikuangnveqifutaderen,erqieshizaizijidebangzhuxia。
libielesuqiujinhou,suboshixinqingjidudishuchang。
“erzi,laoniangmeishiliniba。”
“shishangzhiyoumamahaoya。”
“neishi。duile。yaokaishixiulianle。”
“没问题。”
“nixialaiderenwushigaodingdouyadajiang。”
piankehou,suizhepengdeyisheng,suboshiguanlesushecesuodemen,kaishixiulianle。
buguo,zheigeshihou,xiaoyuanyigeyinandejiaoluochuxianleyigeyinxianjiaozhadexiaolian。
“zheigetongxue,bucuo,keyiquhuihuita。”
erzheigexiaoliandezhuren,jiushiquanqiuqiongrenhuimiejihuaqidongzhedezhuaya。