第5章 小虐跆拳道黑带

“meizhi,sheiyouqifunile?”

“mei,meishei?wojiushizaisushe,shuaileyijiao。”

suqiujinyanjiaoshangdeyuqing,mingxianjiushijirenzouleyiquansuodaozhide。

苏柏士眼尖着呢。

“gaosuge,gejinichuqi。”

“qishimeiyoule。jiushigebibandehuangxiaoshuangshuowobuzhungenyouxiaoyuyiqifuxigongke。buranjiuyaojiwoyanseqiaoqiao。woqibuguo,jiudasuanjitayigeerguang,danqueshiyinweizheixingdongbubian,shuaidaole。”

“zou,womensujiakemeiyigeshinengjiqifudezhuzi。”

suboshiyishoulashangsuqiujindeshou,qifendiwangnvshengsusheerqu。

daolenvshengsushelouxia,huangxiaoshuangzhengyaoxialou,chuanzheyishendeyundongfuzhuang。kanyangzishiyaoqupaobujianshen。

huangxiaoshuangshifuerdai,zhuaidehen,duiqiongerdaikeshiyouzhetianrandepaichigan。tashencaiyaotiao,tingtingyuli,tingshuohaishitaiquandaoheidai,yirentushougaodingwugefeitu。

suqiujinjijidilalexiasuboshideyixiu。

“zanmenzouba。shiwoyanjingzhangdaotianshangqule,meikanlu。”

“nizenmehuishi?jirenzoule。nirensong,wokebudasuanrensong。nachuzanmensujiadediqile。”

yushi,xiongmeilianggerenzainvshengsushelouxia,lacheleyizhen。

huangxiaoshuangxialelou,henxiaozhangdibailesuqiujinyiyan,zuibahaininanqilai。

“qiongsuanbidexiongmei,guangtianhuarizhixia,lalachechedihaizhendeshibupadiulian。”

suboshiyiting,nufachongguan,shuaikaisuqiujin,zoudaohuangxiaoshuangdegenqian,zhizhehuangxiaoshuangdebizi。

“nishuoshei?nishuoshei?shibushiyaowodanvsheng?wokebupaniheidaijibie。laozi,juebuguizhehuo,siyeyaozhanzhesi。”

“woshuoqiongsuanbidexiongmei,nimenshiqiongsuanbima?yaoshinichengrende,wojiushishuonimenge。”

huangxiaoshuangdezuibahaizhendeshiedu,zhizhididuidesuboshishiqideqikongmaoyan。

suboshibiexiazui,dengzhehuangxiaoshuang。

“你再说一遍。”

“nimenjiushiqiongsuanbi,zenmezheba。zheishiyaodantiao,haishixiongmeiyiqishang。”

zheigeshihou,huangxiaoshuangyijingshibaichuletaiquandaokaidadedongzuole。

“我,我。”

suboshiyingshangqu,huahaimeishuowan,jikejiujihuangxiaoshuangzheigetaiquandaoheidaigaoshoulaileyigebennengfanying。

huangxiaoshuangdaifengdequantou,souyishengdadaosuboshidebiliangshang。

“aiya,hentong,hentong。”

suboshidebizijikebianmaoxuele。

suboshimozhebizi,xinyouxiehuangluan。

“wo,wo,woyaogaosulaoshi。yaolaoshilaichengfani,nilanyongwuli。”

“niyigenansheng,daonvshengsushelaiqifuwo,wodanichubixue,shihuogai。nijiugaodaotianwanglaozineili,doumeiyong。”

zheigeshihou,turansuboshidenaozidonglexia。

黄玉说话了。

“erzi,zheigeguniang,taikee,yaobuyaowannongxia?”

“laoma,woyaoniwansita。”

“dan,zheikeshiyaonipeihee。”

“一万个配合。”

“nizhiyaobahulupingdakaigaizi,zhihou,zheigeguniangjiuhuiyuntouzhuanxiangle。nibuyaodongshou,rangnimeihaohaochuyikoueqi。”

“zheishishaziyuanli。zheihulupinglikeshiyoudukangrenzhe。dukangrenzhe,qishijiushiyigejiugui。tayidiandejiuqijiunengrangrenyuntouzhuanxiang。daoshi,zheitaiquandaoheidaigaoshoudexiaonaobutingshihuan,jiaobudoubupinghengle。haibushizenmeshunxinzenmelai,kuangnveta。dankeshiyaozhuyifencun。”

“合适。”

suboshiyishoudalexiaerwo,weixingdehulupingbiandaoletashouzhong。suboshikaolvdaozheihulupingyaoshizairenqianbianda,budahao,biandengdengdipaodaolenvshengsushejiaoluoqule。

erzheitiaolushihuangxiaoshuangquyundongdebiyouzhilu。

suboshizheiturandeyipao,rangsuqiujinyanmianerqi,ranghuangxiaoshuangxiaoderenyangmafan。

“hahaha,zheiqiongsuanbi,wosongleyiquanjiupidiandipaole。zheirangwohaizhendeshixiaodiaodaya。”

zheifengcidehuajiugengoupigaoyaoyiyang,tiezaisushixiongmeideerbian。

suqiujinzhuishanglai,jianzhemeiyongdegege,hengchileyisheng,dasuanyaozou,dansuboshibatadaolejiaoluolai。

“meizhi,daihui,gegejiubuchushoule。niyidingyaojigechuqi,dadehuangxiaoshuangshuangyanmaojinxing。”

“孬种!”

cishi,suboshiyijingshibahulupinggaizidakaile,jikeyishouwuzhuzijidezuibahebizi,yishouwuzhesuqiujinde。

zheigeshihou,zheinvshengsushedejiaoluobianmaochuleyizhengantianchunxiangdejiuweilai。

huangxiaoshuangyixiabianwendaole。

“zheizhenxiangya。nalaidejiuya。”

suboshiyiting,jikepingzhuhuxi,lazhesuqiujindunxia,zhuashangsuqiujindeshou,tongshinieleyibatadebizi。

jiuzaisuqiujinaiyadeyishenghou,suboshifeisudibahulupinggaizigaizhu,bingbasuoxiaodehulupingfangjinleerwole。

“ge,niganmaniewo,tengsiwole。”

“xianzaishangtianyijingshicijilenililiangle。nibuyaohaipa,quba。banidezunyanbianbenjialiditaohuilaiba。”

suboshichangkaishuangshou,hezhangzaixiong,zuochugaoshenmocedemoyang。

erhuangxiaoshuangcishiyijingshijizheiyilvjiuxiangnongdeyouxieyuntouzhuanxiang,zhenghaoshizhuangshanglesuqiujin。

suqiujinxinliyizheng,shengpahuangxiaoshuangbennengdiyigechuquantou,rangzijimaobixue,bianbishangyanjing,xiayishidijuquanyingshangqu。

zheisuqiujindequantouzhengzhengdidadaolehuangxiaoshuangbizishang。

suizhehuangxiaoshuangaiyadeyisheng,suboshizuochuleyangmeituqidemoyanglai,coudaolesuqiujindeerbian。

“meizhi,nizuodaole。zheitaiquandaoheidaigaoshou,jinishuangquandadeshibixuezhiliu,yuntouzhuanxiangle。”

zheigeshihou,suqiujincaiganzhengkaiyanjing。

cishi,huangxiaoshuanghuanglehuanghunchenchendenaozi,yanjielichuxianlehuanjue,ganjuedaoyourenyaogongjita。

yushi,huangxiaoshuangbianduizhekongqi,zuogouquanyougouquanzhigouquan,dalehaoyizhen。

ersuqiujinqichushiyouxiedanqie,danshizhihoubianlailejicishengdongjixi,jianxingshidahao,biandadandijilehuangxiaoshuangjigequantouchi。

zuihou,huangxiaoshuangzhinengshiqichuanyuyudipazaidishangqiurao。

suqiujinzaisuboshidesongyongxia,chengshiershang。

“jiaowo,gunainai,wojiufangguoni。”

“姑奶奶。”

“shuonicuole。shuonigouyankanrendi,shuonijiushiyigechushengburudejiahuo。”

huangxiaoshuangyijingshipileibukan,haowuhaishouzhili,zhinengzhaozhesuqiujindehuashuo。

“jigunhuiqu。yihoujianzhebenguniangyaoraodaozou,mingbaima?”

huahou,suqiujinjianzhehuangxiaoshuangzhendejiugunlejixia,caigandiediezhuangzhuangdishanglouti。

suihou,bianshixiongmeiliangyangmeituqidedaxiaoyizhen。

“hahaha,meizhi,yihou,sheiqifunigengeshuo,geyidingrangtagunhuiqu。”

“meizhiwo,mingbai。gegezhendebangbangda。”

zheishisuboshidongshiyilai,diyicijianzhesuqiujinrucishushuangdikuangnveqifutaderen,erqieshizaizijidebangzhuxia。

libielesuqiujinhou,suboshixinqingjidudishuchang。

“erzi,laoniangmeishiliniba。”

“shishangzhiyoumamahaoya。”

“neishi。duile。yaokaishixiulianle。”

“没问题。”

“nixialaiderenwushigaodingdouyadajiang。”

piankehou,suizhepengdeyisheng,suboshiguanlesushecesuodemen,kaishixiulianle。

buguo,zheigeshihou,xiaoyuanyigeyinandejiaoluochuxianleyigeyinxianjiaozhadexiaolian。

“zheigetongxue,bucuo,keyiquhuihuita。”

erzheigexiaoliandezhuren,jiushiquanqiuqiongrenhuimiejihuaqidongzhedezhuaya。