yihaomenweixushibeijingdexiaoshuo《quanshijiezhiyouwonengkanjiangui,tamenrangwobangmangdianwaimai》shininjujialvxingbikanhaowen,xiaonuansuliangliangweizhurengongzhijiandeqingganjiugekandianshizu,zuozheshixiangyuquanwangdedashen“laicaijun”,gaishuwei:“wei……woshiyou,meiqizhongdu。”wodeshengyin,pingjingdebuxiangrenlei。wozhidao,congzheiyikeqi,woshentilidemougedongxi,yegenzhelinxiaonuanyiqi,sile。5……
“wokuaiesile。”yigeshengyinyouyoudizaiwoerbianxiangqi,daizheyiguxiashuidaodechaoshiweier。womengdihuitou。
shenyedegongjiaozhantai,kongwuyiren。zhiyouwo,hewoshoulineifengangxiaban、haimaozhereqidechaofen。
“……wozhende……kuaiesile。”shengyinyoujinle。wojiangyingdiniuguotou,kanxiangwopangbian。
yige“ren”zhengdunzaineili。tahunshenshitou,mianseqingzi,duzizhongzhangdexianggepiqiu。tabushizaikanwo,
ershisisididingzhewoshoulidechaofen,houlonglifachu“gulugulu”detunyansheng。zheishigeesigui。bu,
zhunqueshuo,shigechengsidedaomeidan。wojiaosuliang,ershiersui。wozheishuangyanjing,
dagaishichuchangshezhishizhuangcuolelingjian。wonengkanjiantamen。neixiechuanshuoliqingmianliaoyadeegui?chedan。
tamenzhishisihouzhinianweilede“shujucanliu”。“meinv,”esiguizhongyuguqiyongqikanwo,“qiunile,
jiwodianyifenma..."tahuameishuowan,yilianggongjiaochehuxiaoerguo,jingzhichuanguoletadeshenti。tadouledou,
shenshangdeshuizidoumeiluan。“……yifenmalatang。”tajixushuo,“yaotela,jiamanfuzhuhexiebang。
woshengqianhaimeichishangneikou,jiubeishuiguanziqiangsile。”wotanlekouqi。
zheiyijingshiwozheigeyueyudaodediqigele。shangyigeshitiaolousidegumin,feiyaowobangtakankandapanshihongshilv。
womianwubiaoqingdidakaishoujiwaimaiapp,zhaodaoyijia24xiaoshiyingyedemalatang。“dizhini?”wowen。
esiguiyileng,mangrandizhilezhipangbiandemaluyazi,“……jiuzheier?”wofanlegebaiyan。
woshuliandidianletelamalatang,jiamanfuzhuxiebang,ranhouzaibeizhulixiexia:“waimaifangzhantaizhangyishangjike,
buyongdadianhua。xiexie。”shiwufenzhonghou,waimaixiaogeqizhedianlvlaile。
tahuyidikanlekankongwuyirendezhantai,youkanlekandingdan,zuihouhaishibawaimaifangxia,mamalieliedizoule。
“kuai,kuaichi!”wocuicudao。esiguipuleshangqu,dantagenbenpengbudaoneifenwaimai。tajidetuantuanzhuan。
“wozenmechi?wopengbudaoa!”“bendan。
congbaolitaochuyigedahuojiheyizhanghuangzhi——zheishiwogenlouxiashouyidianwangdayemaide“fuwuqiduijiegongju”。
wobahuangzhidianran,rengjinwaimaidaili。“hu——”huoyanshengteng,
neifenmalatangyirouyankejiandesudu“xiaoshi”le。esiguifachuyishengjiqishuchangde**,
taqingzidelianpangjingranyouleyisixuese。tadalegebaoge,shentikaishibiandetouming。
“xiexie……xiexieni……”taganjitiling,“xiabeizi,woyiding……”“xinglexingle,ganjintoutaiquba,
biezhanzhewangsu。”wobunaifandihuihuishou。tajulegegong,huazuoyidaobaiguang,xiaoshile。
jiuzaitaxiaoshideshunjian,woganjuedaoyiguweiruodanjiqishufudenuanliu,congwotoudingguanlejinlai。
zheijigeyuebeizheixie“kehu”zhetengde、jihuyaocusideshenti,fangfobeichongshangleyigedian。zhei,
jiushiwojianchi“songwaimai”deliyou。wozhanqishen,gangzhunbeihuijia,
yigechuanzhegezishan、dingzhedizhonghaidetoumingshenying,turancongpangbiandedianxianganli“ka”lechulai。“meinv,
”tayilianjiaoji,“huixiedaimama?bangwogaigebug!shiwanhuoji!fuwuqiyaobengle!
”wo:“……”wotama,zhishigesongwaimaidea!2.yiyimingbi,maizhangcaipiao“woqiunile!
”dizhonghaichengxuyuangui(womenjiujiaota996ba)piaozaiwomianqian,shuangshouheshi,
“neijiagongsishiwoyibeizidexinxue!jiuyinweineigebug,wocaiguolaoside!wosibumingmua!
”wokanzhetaneixishudetoufa,tanlekouqi:“wobuhuixiedaima。”“buyongnixie!nizhiyaoquwogongwei,
dakaidiannao,bawoupanlide‘v2.0_patch’tihuandiao‘v1.5’jiuxing!qiunile!
”ta“putong”yishengguixiale。wotoutengdirouzhetaiyangxue。“womeigongka,jinbuqu。
”“wozhidaohoumenmima!123456!womengongsianbaojiushigexiaohua!”wohainengshuoshenme?
zheigu“nuanliu”shigangxu,tanengzhiwoneigaisidepiantoutong。diertian,wodingzheheiyanquan,
anzhao996dezhishi,liujinletashengqiandegongsi。“zuozhuan,dui,jiushineigetiezhe‘yongbudangji’degongwei!
”996zaiwoerbianjidongdizhihui。wochenzhebaojieayibuzhuyi,shanlejinqu。kaiji,shurumima。
diannaoliangle。wozhaodaoleuan,charu,tihuan,huiche。“gaoding。”“dengdeng!”996turanjianjiao,
“biedong!”wokandaopingmushang,neixingbeitihuandiaodedaima,huranshanguoyichuanhongsedeluanma。“……wanle。
”996deshengyindaizhejuewang,
“zheibushibug……zheishi……zheishiwoliudehoumen……wowangle……”wohaimeifanyingguolai,
zhengdongloudejingbaoqituranxiangle。“——ruqin!yourenruqinfuwuqi!”wohedehunfeiposan,batuijiupao。
“meinv!meinvbiezoua!bangwobahoumenguanshanga!”996zhuizaiwo**houmianhan。woyilukuangben,
duozailoutijian,xinzangkuangtiao。“**kengsiwole!”wodishengzhouma。“wo……wopeini!
”996yezhidaozijichuanghuole,jidepiaolaipiaoqu,“wogangsideshihou,tingwoneijigetongshishuo,
tamencouqianmaileyizhangcaipiao!haomajiuzaiwozhuoshangdejishibenli!tamenshuomingtiankaijiang!niqumai!
zhonglejueduiyouwubaiwan!”wubaiwan?wochengrenwoxindongle。woyaoyaoya,youqianlehuiqu。
zaibaoanchongjinbangongshideqianyimiao,wosixialeneizhangxiezhehaomadezhitiao。dangwan,wopaobianlesantiaojie,
caizaiyijiajijiangguanmendecaipiaozhan,maixialeneizhangcaipiao。“xiaoguniang,maizheimelengmendehaoa?
”laobanduokanlewoyiyan。“……suibianmaide。”wobacaipiaochuaizaidouli,neiyiwan,womengjiandedoushiqian。
diertianwanshang,kaijiangzhibo。wozuozaichuzuwudechuangshang,xintiaorulei。diyigehao,zhongle。diergehao,
zhongle。disange……quanzhongle!wofengle!wubaiwan!wobuyongzaibeizheixieguizhetengle!
woniezheneizhangcaipiao,shoudouzaidou。“fale!996,**zhenshiwodefuxing!”woduizhekongqidahan。
996meichuxian。wojidongdiqinwenzhecaipiao,zhunbeimingtianyizaojiuquduijiang。jiuzaizheishi,
guiyideshiqingfashengle。wodoulidecaipiao,turankaishifatang。woganjintaochulai,yigujiaohuweichuanlai。
“zila——”neizhangchengzaizhewubaiwanmengxiangdecaipiao,jiuzaiwoyanqian,yijiaoyijiaodi……ziranle。
huomiaoshiguiyidecanglanse。tashaodehenkuai,jimiaozhongjiuhuaweileyiduihuijin。woshale。wolengzaiyuandi,
danaoyipiankongbai。“weishenme……weishenme……”“yinwei,”yigebinglengde、budairenheganqingdeshengyin,
zaiwoshenhouxiangqi,“nibugaichashou。”womengdihuitou。yigechuanzheheisexizhuang,dazhelingdai,
mianrongmohude“ren”,zhengzhanzaiwodeyingzili。tabushigui。tabigui,yaokongbuyiwanbei。
“yangjianyouyangjiandezhixu,”tahuanhuankaikou,shengyinxiangshishengxiudechilunzaimoca,“suliang,niyuejiele。
”3.chengxuyuandezuihouyixingdaimawohedejihutingzhilehuxi。neigubinglengdeyapogan,
biwojianguodesuoyouguijiaqilaihaiyaozhixi。“ni……nishishei?”wodeshengyinzaifadou。
“woshi‘jianchazhe’。”heixizhuangnanshuodao,“fuzexiuzheng‘bug’deren。”tawangqianzouleyibu,
mingmingmeiyoushiti,woqueganjuefangjianlidewenduzhoujiangdaolebingdian。“niyiweinishizaibangtamen?
”tasihushixiaole,danshengyinlimeiyouyisiwendu,“nishizairaoluanshengsipingheng。neigechengxuyuan,
tade‘bug’bengaizaisantianhoubeifaxian,gongsipochan,bimianyichanggengdadejinrongzainan。
ni‘xiufu’leta,zainantiqianle。”“neizhangcaipiao,”tazhilezhidishangdehuijin,
“bengairangneijigerenxianru‘baofu’demiju,zuizhongqilizisan。ninazoule,pinghengbeidapole。
”wotingdemaogusongran。“wo……wozhishi……rangtamenmeiyouyihan……”“zhinian,
benshenjiushipinghengdeyibufen。”jianchazhelenglengdishuo,“ni,suliang,shizuidade‘bug’。
”tataiqishou,neizhishoubushixuerou,ershiyouwushutiaodongdeheisedaimagoucheng。“diyici,jinggao。dierci,
”tazhilezhiwo,“qingchu。”taxiaoshile。xiangshicongweichuxianguo。danwozhidao,talaiguo。
neigushenrugusuidehanyi,jiushizhengming。wotanzuozaidishang,lenghanshitoulebeiji。wubaiwandekuangxi,
shunjianbianchengleduisiwangdekongju。wojuedingle。jinpenxishou。zhei“yinjianwaimai”,busongle!
wohuanleshoujihao,banlejia,bandaolechengshidelingyitou。woyiweiwokeyizhongxinkaishi。wocuole。neitianwanshang,
wojiabandaohenwan,baoyuqingpen。yigechuanzhehongqunzidexiaonvhai,dunzailudengxia,hunshentouming,
kudeshangqibujiexiaqi。“……mama……woyaomama……”woniejinlequantou。jianchazhedejinggaohaizaierbian。
“buxuchashou。”“dierci,qingchu。”woyaozheya,jiakuailejiaobu。
“jiejie……”xiaonvhaitaiqitou,neishuangqingchedeyanjingli,meiyoutongkong,zhiyouyipiankongdongdebai。
“……wohaolenga。”wodejiao,xiangguanleqianyiyang。cao。womalezijiyiju。wotingxiale。
“nimamazaina?”wodunxiashen,shengyinshaya。“wobuzhidao……woyixinglai,
jiuzaizheilile……tamendoukanbujianwo……”xiaonvhaikuzheshuo。wolaqitabinglengdeshou:“wodainizhao。
”jianchazhe。qingchu。qutamade。wodaizhexiaonvhai,zaiyuyelichuansuo。tajidedezuihouyigehuamian,
shizaiyigegongyuandexuanzhuanmuma。wodaitaquleneigefeiqidegongyuan。guoran,zaiyigeshengxiudemumapangbian,
wokandaoleyigenianqingdenvren,chengzhesan,dunzaidishang,zhengzaishaozhi。
“……baobao……mamalaikannile……zaineibianyaoguai……biepaleng……”nvrenkudesixinliefei。“mama!
”xiaonvhaijianjiaozhepuleguoqu。tamamadangrankanbujianta。
“zenmeban……mamakanbujianwo……”xiaonvhaijikule。wozoushangqian。“neige,”woduineigenvrenshuo,
“ninnver……tatuomengjiwole。”wozhinengyongzheizhonglaotaodejiekou。“tashuoshenme?!
”nvrenmengdizhuazhuwo。“tashuo……tabuleng。tashuotazuiaimama。tarangmama……biekule。
”nvrenlengzhule。takanzhewo,fangfoxiangkanchuanwodelinghun。“tahaishuo,”wokanzhexiaonvhai,
xiaonvhaizhengpinmingdiantou,“tashuo,mamadefaka,zuihaokan。”nvrenshunjianbengkui。
tamozhezijitoushangdetuzifaka,fangshengdatongku。xiaonvhaiyekule。tabaozhemamadetui,
shentizaiyuzhongyidiandianbiandan。“xiexieni,jiejie。”taxiaoshile。
yigubiyiwangrenheshihoudoubangbodenuanliuyongruwodeshenti。wobishangyan,xiangshouzhezheipiankedeanning。turan,
wodeshoujixiangle。yigemoshengdehaoma。wojieqi。limianbushirensheng,ershi“zizi”dedianliu。ranhou,
neigebinglengdeshengyinxiangqile。“nixuanle。”jianchazheshuo。“……nishenmeyisi?”woxinliyijin。
“woshuoguo。dierci,qingchu。”“nizhenxidedongxi……shishenme?”wotongkongmengdiyisuo。
“……linxiaonuan!”4.jianchazhe:buxuchashouyangjianshiwofengleyiyangwanghuipao。linxiaonuan。
woweiyideshiyou,wozuihaodepengyou,wozaizheizuobinglengchengshiliweiyideyangguang。jianchazhe!nigandongta!
“xiaonuan!xiaonuan!”wozhuangkaichuzuwudemen。yigunongzhongde,cibidemeiqiwei,pumianerlai。“……xiaonuan?
”wochongjinchufang。linxiaonuandaozaidishang,lianseqingbai,yijingmeilehuxi。pangbianshineitailaojiudereshuiqi,
haizai“zizi”dilouzheqi。“……bu。”wodedanao“hong”deyisheng,zhale。wochongguoqu,guandiaofamen,
dakaisuoyoudechuanghu。“xiaonuan!nixingxing!nixingxinga!”wopinmingdijitazuoxinfeifusu,
yanleihuzhulewodeshixian。“……suliang。”jianchazhedeshenying,chuxianzailechufangmenkou。
tahaishineifulengbingbingdeyangzi,fangfozaikanyichangyutawuguandemoju。“weishenme……”wosihouzhe,
yanleiheyushuihunzaiyiqi,“weishenmeshita?!tashenmedoumeizuo!”“yinweinizhenxita。
”jianchazhedandandishuo。“tabixusi。zheishiyichang‘yiwai’。heqingheli。nibangzhuleneigexiaonvhai,
raoluanletamuqinbengaichixusanniande‘zhinian’。suoyi,nide‘jiban’,yebixubeiqieduan。
”“zheishizhixu。”“zhixu?”wotingxialeanyadedongzuo。wohuanhuanzhanqishen,
kanzheyanqianzheigeyouheisedaimagouchengdeguaiwu。“niguanzheige……jiaotamadezhixu?”wozhuaqidishangdecaidao,
fengleyiyangchongleguoqu。“——woshaleni!!”dao,haowuzuaidichuanguoletadeshenti。taliandongdoumeidong。
“nishi‘bug’。erwo,”tashenchushou,heisededaimazaiwoyanqianfangda,“shi‘guanliyuan’。
”“suliang,tingzhinidexingwei。”“fouze,xiayige,jiushini。”taxiaoshile。wuzili,
zhishengxiachuangwaihuxiaodeyusheng,hemeiqicanliudeweidao。wokanzhedishanglinxiaonuanjianjianbinglengdeshenti。womeiyouku。
wozhishijuede,zheigeshijie,chaodewoerduoteng。wozouguoqu,guanshanglechuang。ranhou,wobotongle120。
“wei……woshiyou,meiqizhongdu。”wodeshengyin,pingjingdebuxiangrenlei。wozhidao,congzheiyikeqi,
woshentilidemougedongxi,yegenzhelinxiaonuanyiqi,sile。5.woweiyideyangguang,
linxiaonuanxiaonuandezanglihenjiandan。tashigeguer,hedangchudewoyiyang。womenshizaitongyijiagueryuanrenshide,
womenyuedingyaozaizheizuodachengshili,huochugerenyang。tazongshixiao,xiaodemeixinmeifei。“liangliang,
nibiezongbengzhelian,xianggexiaolaotaitai!”“liangliang,wofagongzile!wanshangchihuoguo!”“liangliang,
nikanzheigenanshengshuaibushuai?aiya,tahaoxiangzaikanni!”tashiwoweiyideyangguang。xianzai,yangguangmiele。
woyigerenzuozailingtangli,kanzhetadeheibaizhaopian。zhaopianshang,taxiaodehaishineimekaixin。
woyidiyanleidouliubuchulai。wodexin,zailinxiaonuandaoxiaqudeneiyike,jiujiebingle。“……suliang?
”yigeshuxideshengyin。wohuitou。shi996,neigechengxuyuangui。taxiaoxinyiyidipiaoleguolai,
shenbianhaigenzhe……neigeesigui。“women……tingshuole。”esiguicuozheshou,
“neigeheixizhuang……tagande。”womeishuohua。“suliang,nihaihaoma?”996wen。“wobuhao。
”wokaikoule,shengyinshayadexiangpofengxiang。“tashaleta。”“tabushishen,”996jidongdipiaoleguolai,
“tazhishige……quanxiangaoyidiandechengxu!zhiyaoshichengxu,jiuyoubug!yidingyou!”“bug?
”womamudizhongfuzhe。“dui!”esiguiyecouguolai,“womensuiransile,danwomenhai‘zai’!
womennengbangni!niyaoganshenme?womenbangnizhaotade‘fuwuqi’!”wokanzhetamen。yigeeside,
yigeleiside。woturanxiaole。xiaodebikuhainankan。“bangwo?”wozhanqishen。“haoa。
”wozoudaolinxiaonuandezhaopianqian,qingqingcaqushangmiandehuichen。“bangwo。”“woyaota……jixiaonuanpeizang。
”6.neigeyuye,wogaisideshanliangwocuole。wocongyikaishijiucuole。jianchazheshuo,
tashi“guanliyuan”。tashuo,woshi“bug”。yigeguanliyuan,
zenmehuiqinzixiachangqushayige“yiwai”?tabupawo。tapade,shiwo“bangzhu”guihunhou,
dedaodeneigu“nuanliu”。neibushi“nuanliu”。neishi“quanxian”。meidangwowanchengyigezhinian,
wode“quanxian”jiuzaitigao。wozaihetaqiang“shujuku”dekongzhiquan。linxiaonuandesi,bushi“chengfa”。
shi“kongju”。tazaikongjuwo。
“suoyi……”wozuozaichuzuwudefeixuli(fangdongyijingbawodedongxidourenglechulai),
“tabushiwusuobunengde。”“dui!”996zaiwoshenbianfengkuangzhuanquan,“tabixuzunshou‘guize’!
tashaxiaonuan,bixuweizhuangcheng‘yiwai’!zheishuoming,tabunengzhijiedui‘yangjian’chushou!
”“neitade‘guize’shishenme?”wowen。“wobuzhidao,”996zhouzhemeitou,“danwoneng‘wen’dao。
tade‘daima’……hengulao。buxiangshizheigeshidaidechanwu。”“neiwomenzenmezhao?”esiguiwen。“zhao。
”wozhanqishen,pailepaishenshangdetu。“takao‘guize’yunxing,neitade‘guize’jiuyidingyou‘zaiti’。
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