“wokuaiesile。”yigeshengyinyouyoudizaiwoerbianxiangqi，daizheyiguxiashuidaodechaoshiweier。womengdihuitou。
shenyedegongjiaozhantai，kongwuyiren。zhiyouwo，hewoshoulineifengangxiaban、haimaozhereqidechaofen。
“……wozhende……kuaiesile。”shengyinyoujinle。wojiangyingdiniuguotou，kanxiangwopangbian。
yige“ren”zhengdunzaineili。tahunshenshitou，mianseqingzi，duzizhongzhangdexianggepiqiu。tabushizaikanwo，
ershisisididingzhewoshoulidechaofen，houlonglifachu“gulugulu”detunyansheng。zheishigeesigui。bu，
zhunqueshuo，shigechengsidedaomeidan。wojiaosuliang，ershiersui。wozheishuangyanjing，
dagaishichuchangshezhishizhuangcuolelingjian。wonengkanjiantamen。neixiechuanshuoliqingmianliaoyadeegui？chedan。
tamenzhishisihouzhinianweilede“shujucanliu”。“meinv，”esiguizhongyuguqiyongqikanwo，“qiunile，
jiwodianyifenma..."tahuameishuowan，yilianggongjiaochehuxiaoerguo，jingzhichuanguoletadeshenti。tadouledou，
shenshangdeshuizidoumeiluan。“……yifenmalatang。”tajixushuo，“yaotela，jiamanfuzhuhexiebang。
woshengqianhaimeichishangneikou，jiubeishuiguanziqiangsile。”wotanlekouqi。
zheiyijingshiwozheigeyueyudaodediqigele。shangyigeshitiaolousidegumin，feiyaowobangtakankandapanshihongshilv。
womianwubiaoqingdidakaishoujiwaimaiapp，zhaodaoyijia24xiaoshiyingyedemalatang。“dizhini？”wowen。
esiguiyileng，mangrandizhilezhipangbiandemaluyazi，“……jiuzheier？”wofanlegebaiyan。
woshuliandidianletelamalatang，jiamanfuzhuxiebang，ranhouzaibeizhulixiexia：“waimaifangzhantaizhangyishangjike，
buyongdadianhua。xiexie。”shiwufenzhonghou，waimaixiaogeqizhedianlvlaile。
tahuyidikanlekankongwuyirendezhantai，youkanlekandingdan，zuihouhaishibawaimaifangxia，mamalieliedizoule。
“kuai，kuaichi！”wocuicudao。esiguipuleshangqu，dantagenbenpengbudaoneifenwaimai。tajidetuantuanzhuan。
“wozenmechi？wopengbudaoa！”“bendan。
congbaolitaochuyigedahuojiheyizhanghuangzhi——zheishiwogenlouxiashouyidianwangdayemaide“fuwuqiduijiegongju”。
wobahuangzhidianran，rengjinwaimaidaili。“hu——”huoyanshengteng，
neifenmalatangyirouyankejiandesudu“xiaoshi”le。esiguifachuyishengjiqishuchangde**，
taqingzidelianpangjingranyouleyisixuese。tadalegebaoge，shentikaishibiandetouming。
“xiexie……xiexieni……”taganjitiling，“xiabeizi，woyiding……”“xinglexingle，ganjintoutaiquba，
biezhanzhewangsu。”wobunaifandihuihuishou。tajulegegong，huazuoyidaobaiguang，xiaoshile。
jiuzaitaxiaoshideshunjian，woganjuedaoyiguweiruodanjiqishufudenuanliu，congwotoudingguanlejinlai。
zheijigeyuebeizheixie“kehu”zhetengde、jihuyaocusideshenti，fangfobeichongshangleyigedian。zhei，
jiushiwojianchi“songwaimai”deliyou。wozhanqishen，gangzhunbeihuijia，
yigechuanzhegezishan、dingzhedizhonghaidetoumingshenying，turancongpangbiandedianxianganli“ka”lechulai。“meinv，
”tayilianjiaoji，“huixiedaimama？bangwogaigebug！shiwanhuoji！fuwuqiyaobengle！
”wo：“……”wotama，zhishigesongwaimaidea！2.yiyimingbi，maizhangcaipiao“woqiunile！
”dizhonghaichengxuyuangui（womenjiujiaota996ba）piaozaiwomianqian，shuangshouheshi，
“neijiagongsishiwoyibeizidexinxue！jiuyinweineigebug，wocaiguolaoside！wosibumingmua！
”wokanzhetaneixishudetoufa，tanlekouqi：“wobuhuixiedaima。”“buyongnixie！nizhiyaoquwogongwei，
dakaidiannao，bawoupanlide‘v2.0_patch’tihuandiao‘v1.5’jiuxing！qiunile！
”ta“putong”yishengguixiale。wotoutengdirouzhetaiyangxue。“womeigongka，jinbuqu。
”“wozhidaohoumenmima！123456！womengongsianbaojiushigexiaohua！”wohainengshuoshenme？
zheigu“nuanliu”shigangxu，tanengzhiwoneigaisidepiantoutong。diertian，wodingzheheiyanquan，
anzhao996dezhishi，liujinletashengqiandegongsi。“zuozhuan，dui，jiushineigetiezhe‘yongbudangji’degongwei！
”996zaiwoerbianjidongdizhihui。wochenzhebaojieayibuzhuyi，shanlejinqu。kaiji，shurumima。
diannaoliangle。wozhaodaoleuan，charu，tihuan，huiche。“gaoding。”“dengdeng！”996turanjianjiao，
“biedong！”wokandaopingmushang，neixingbeitihuandiaodedaima，huranshanguoyichuanhongsedeluanma。“……wanle。
”996deshengyindaizhejuewang，
“zheibushibug……zheishi……zheishiwoliudehoumen……wowangle……”wohaimeifanyingguolai，
zhengdongloudejingbaoqituranxiangle。“——ruqin！yourenruqinfuwuqi！”wohedehunfeiposan，batuijiupao。
“meinv！meinvbiezoua！bangwobahoumenguanshanga！”996zhuizaiwo**houmianhan。woyilukuangben，
duozailoutijian，xinzangkuangtiao。“**kengsiwole！”wodishengzhouma。“wo……wopeini！
”996yezhidaozijichuanghuole，jidepiaolaipiaoqu，“wogangsideshihou，tingwoneijigetongshishuo，
tamencouqianmaileyizhangcaipiao！haomajiuzaiwozhuoshangdejishibenli！tamenshuomingtiankaijiang！niqumai！
zhonglejueduiyouwubaiwan！”wubaiwan？wochengrenwoxindongle。woyaoyaoya，youqianlehuiqu。
zaibaoanchongjinbangongshideqianyimiao，wosixialeneizhangxiezhehaomadezhitiao。dangwan，wopaobianlesantiaojie，
caizaiyijiajijiangguanmendecaipiaozhan，maixialeneizhangcaipiao。“xiaoguniang，maizheimelengmendehaoa？
”laobanduokanlewoyiyan。“……suibianmaide。”wobacaipiaochuaizaidouli，neiyiwan，womengjiandedoushiqian。
diertianwanshang，kaijiangzhibo。wozuozaichuzuwudechuangshang，xintiaorulei。diyigehao，zhongle。diergehao，
zhongle。disange……quanzhongle！wofengle！wubaiwan！wobuyongzaibeizheixieguizhetengle！
woniezheneizhangcaipiao，shoudouzaidou。“fale！996，**zhenshiwodefuxing！”woduizhekongqidahan。
996meichuxian。wojidongdiqinwenzhecaipiao，zhunbeimingtianyizaojiuquduijiang。jiuzaizheishi，
guiyideshiqingfashengle。wodoulidecaipiao，turankaishifatang。woganjintaochulai，yigujiaohuweichuanlai。
“zila——”neizhangchengzaizhewubaiwanmengxiangdecaipiao，jiuzaiwoyanqian，yijiaoyijiaodi……ziranle。
huomiaoshiguiyidecanglanse。tashaodehenkuai，jimiaozhongjiuhuaweileyiduihuijin。woshale。wolengzaiyuandi，
danaoyipiankongbai。“weishenme……weishenme……”“yinwei，”yigebinglengde、budairenheganqingdeshengyin，
zaiwoshenhouxiangqi，“nibugaichashou。”womengdihuitou。yigechuanzheheisexizhuang，dazhelingdai，
mianrongmohude“ren”，zhengzhanzaiwodeyingzili。tabushigui。tabigui，yaokongbuyiwanbei。
“yangjianyouyangjiandezhixu，”tahuanhuankaikou，shengyinxiangshishengxiudechilunzaimoca，“suliang，niyuejiele。
”3.chengxuyuandezuihouyixingdaimawohedejihutingzhilehuxi。neigubinglengdeyapogan，
biwojianguodesuoyouguijiaqilaihaiyaozhixi。“ni……nishishei？”wodeshengyinzaifadou。
“woshi‘jianchazhe’。”heixizhuangnanshuodao，“fuzexiuzheng‘bug’deren。”tawangqianzouleyibu，
mingmingmeiyoushiti，woqueganjuefangjianlidewenduzhoujiangdaolebingdian。“niyiweinishizaibangtamen？
”tasihushixiaole，danshengyinlimeiyouyisiwendu，“nishizairaoluanshengsipingheng。neigechengxuyuan，
tade‘bug’bengaizaisantianhoubeifaxian，gongsipochan，bimianyichanggengdadejinrongzainan。
ni‘xiufu’leta，zainantiqianle。”“neizhangcaipiao，”tazhilezhidishangdehuijin，
“bengairangneijigerenxianru‘baofu’demiju，zuizhongqilizisan。ninazoule，pinghengbeidapole。
”wotingdemaogusongran。“wo……wozhishi……rangtamenmeiyouyihan……”“zhinian，
benshenjiushipinghengdeyibufen。”jianchazhelenglengdishuo，“ni，suliang，shizuidade‘bug’。
”tataiqishou，neizhishoubushixuerou，ershiyouwushutiaodongdeheisedaimagoucheng。“diyici，jinggao。dierci，
”tazhilezhiwo，“qingchu。”taxiaoshile。xiangshicongweichuxianguo。danwozhidao，talaiguo。
neigushenrugusuidehanyi，jiushizhengming。wotanzuozaidishang，lenghanshitoulebeiji。wubaiwandekuangxi，
shunjianbianchengleduisiwangdekongju。wojuedingle。jinpenxishou。zhei“yinjianwaimai”，busongle！
wohuanleshoujihao，banlejia，bandaolechengshidelingyitou。woyiweiwokeyizhongxinkaishi。wocuole。neitianwanshang，
wojiabandaohenwan，baoyuqingpen。yigechuanzhehongqunzidexiaonvhai，dunzailudengxia，hunshentouming，
kudeshangqibujiexiaqi。“……mama……woyaomama……”woniejinlequantou。jianchazhedejinggaohaizaierbian。
“buxuchashou。”“dierci，qingchu。”woyaozheya，jiakuailejiaobu。
“jiejie……”xiaonvhaitaiqitou，neishuangqingchedeyanjingli，meiyoutongkong，zhiyouyipiankongdongdebai。
“……wohaolenga。”wodejiao，xiangguanleqianyiyang。cao。womalezijiyiju。wotingxiale。
“nimamazaina？”wodunxiashen，shengyinshaya。“wobuzhidao……woyixinglai，
jiuzaizheilile……tamendoukanbujianwo……”xiaonvhaikuzheshuo。wolaqitabinglengdeshou：“wodainizhao。
”jianchazhe。qingchu。qutamade。wodaizhexiaonvhai，zaiyuyelichuansuo。tajidedezuihouyigehuamian，
shizaiyigegongyuandexuanzhuanmuma。wodaitaquleneigefeiqidegongyuan。guoran，zaiyigeshengxiudemumapangbian，
wokandaoleyigenianqingdenvren，chengzhesan，dunzaidishang，zhengzaishaozhi。
“……baobao……mamalaikannile……zaineibianyaoguai……biepaleng……”nvrenkudesixinliefei。“mama！
”xiaonvhaijianjiaozhepuleguoqu。tamamadangrankanbujianta。
“zenmeban……mamakanbujianwo……”xiaonvhaijikule。wozoushangqian。“neige，”woduineigenvrenshuo，
“ninnver……tatuomengjiwole。”wozhinengyongzheizhonglaotaodejiekou。“tashuoshenme？！
”nvrenmengdizhuazhuwo。“tashuo……tabuleng。tashuotazuiaimama。tarangmama……biekule。
”nvrenlengzhule。takanzhewo，fangfoxiangkanchuanwodelinghun。“tahaishuo，”wokanzhexiaonvhai，
xiaonvhaizhengpinmingdiantou，“tashuo，mamadefaka，zuihaokan。”nvrenshunjianbengkui。
tamozhezijitoushangdetuzifaka，fangshengdatongku。xiaonvhaiyekule。tabaozhemamadetui，
shentizaiyuzhongyidiandianbiandan。“xiexieni，jiejie。”taxiaoshile。
yigubiyiwangrenheshihoudoubangbodenuanliuyongruwodeshenti。wobishangyan，xiangshouzhezheipiankedeanning。turan，
wodeshoujixiangle。yigemoshengdehaoma。wojieqi。limianbushirensheng，ershi“zizi”dedianliu。ranhou，
neigebinglengdeshengyinxiangqile。“nixuanle。”jianchazheshuo。“……nishenmeyisi？”woxinliyijin。
“woshuoguo。dierci，qingchu。”“nizhenxidedongxi……shishenme？”wotongkongmengdiyisuo。
“……linxiaonuan！”4.jianchazhe：buxuchashouyangjianshiwofengleyiyangwanghuipao。linxiaonuan。
woweiyideshiyou，wozuihaodepengyou，wozaizheizuobinglengchengshiliweiyideyangguang。jianchazhe！nigandongta！
“xiaonuan！xiaonuan！”wozhuangkaichuzuwudemen。yigunongzhongde，cibidemeiqiwei，pumianerlai。“……xiaonuan？
”wochongjinchufang。linxiaonuandaozaidishang，lianseqingbai，yijingmeilehuxi。pangbianshineitailaojiudereshuiqi，
haizai“zizi”dilouzheqi。“……bu。”wodedanao“hong”deyisheng，zhale。wochongguoqu，guandiaofamen，
dakaisuoyoudechuanghu。“xiaonuan！nixingxing！nixingxinga！”wopinmingdijitazuoxinfeifusu，
yanleihuzhulewodeshixian。“……suliang。”jianchazhedeshenying，chuxianzailechufangmenkou。
tahaishineifulengbingbingdeyangzi，fangfozaikanyichangyutawuguandemoju。“weishenme……”wosihouzhe，
yanleiheyushuihunzaiyiqi，“weishenmeshita？！tashenmedoumeizuo！”“yinweinizhenxita。
”jianchazhedandandishuo。“tabixusi。zheishiyichang‘yiwai’。heqingheli。nibangzhuleneigexiaonvhai，
raoluanletamuqinbengaichixusanniande‘zhinian’。suoyi，nide‘jiban’，yebixubeiqieduan。
”“zheishizhixu。”“zhixu？”wotingxialeanyadedongzuo。wohuanhuanzhanqishen，
kanzheyanqianzheigeyouheisedaimagouchengdeguaiwu。“niguanzheige……jiaotamadezhixu？”wozhuaqidishangdecaidao，
fengleyiyangchongleguoqu。“——woshaleni！！”dao，haowuzuaidichuanguoletadeshenti。taliandongdoumeidong。
“nishi‘bug’。erwo，”tashenchushou，heisededaimazaiwoyanqianfangda，“shi‘guanliyuan’。
”“suliang，tingzhinidexingwei。”“fouze，xiayige，jiushini。”taxiaoshile。wuzili，
zhishengxiachuangwaihuxiaodeyusheng，hemeiqicanliudeweidao。wokanzhedishanglinxiaonuanjianjianbinglengdeshenti。womeiyouku。
wozhishijuede，zheigeshijie，chaodewoerduoteng。wozouguoqu，guanshanglechuang。ranhou，wobotongle120。
“wei……woshiyou，meiqizhongdu。”wodeshengyin，pingjingdebuxiangrenlei。wozhidao，congzheiyikeqi，
woshentilidemougedongxi，yegenzhelinxiaonuanyiqi，sile。5.woweiyideyangguang，
linxiaonuanxiaonuandezanglihenjiandan。tashigeguer，hedangchudewoyiyang。womenshizaitongyijiagueryuanrenshide，
womenyuedingyaozaizheizuodachengshili，huochugerenyang。tazongshixiao，xiaodemeixinmeifei。“liangliang，
nibiezongbengzhelian，xianggexiaolaotaitai！”“liangliang，wofagongzile！wanshangchihuoguo！”“liangliang，
nikanzheigenanshengshuaibushuai？aiya，tahaoxiangzaikanni！”tashiwoweiyideyangguang。xianzai，yangguangmiele。
woyigerenzuozailingtangli，kanzhetadeheibaizhaopian。zhaopianshang，taxiaodehaishineimekaixin。
woyidiyanleidouliubuchulai。wodexin，zailinxiaonuandaoxiaqudeneiyike，jiujiebingle。“……suliang？
”yigeshuxideshengyin。wohuitou。shi996，neigechengxuyuangui。taxiaoxinyiyidipiaoleguolai，
shenbianhaigenzhe……neigeesigui。“women……tingshuole。”esiguicuozheshou，
“neigeheixizhuang……tagande。”womeishuohua。“suliang，nihaihaoma？”996wen。“wobuhao。
”wokaikoule，shengyinshayadexiangpofengxiang。“tashaleta。”“tabushishen，”996jidongdipiaoleguolai，
“tazhishige……quanxiangaoyidiandechengxu！zhiyaoshichengxu，jiuyoubug！yidingyou！”“bug？
”womamudizhongfuzhe。“dui！”esiguiyecouguolai，“womensuiransile，danwomenhai‘zai’！
womennengbangni！niyaoganshenme？womenbangnizhaotade‘fuwuqi’！”wokanzhetamen。yigeeside，
yigeleiside。woturanxiaole。xiaodebikuhainankan。“bangwo？”wozhanqishen。“haoa。
”wozoudaolinxiaonuandezhaopianqian，qingqingcaqushangmiandehuichen。“bangwo。”“woyaota……jixiaonuanpeizang。
”6.neigeyuye，wogaisideshanliangwocuole。wocongyikaishijiucuole。jianchazheshuo，
tashi“guanliyuan”。tashuo，woshi“bug”。yigeguanliyuan，
zenmehuiqinzixiachangqushayige“yiwai”？tabupawo。tapade，shiwo“bangzhu”guihunhou，
dedaodeneigu“nuanliu”。neibushi“nuanliu”。neishi“quanxian”。meidangwowanchengyigezhinian，
wode“quanxian”jiuzaitigao。wozaihetaqiang“shujuku”dekongzhiquan。linxiaonuandesi，bushi“chengfa”。
shi“kongju”。tazaikongjuwo。
“suoyi……”wozuozaichuzuwudefeixuli（fangdongyijingbawodedongxidourenglechulai），
“tabushiwusuobunengde。”“dui！”996zaiwoshenbianfengkuangzhuanquan，“tabixuzunshou‘guize’！
tashaxiaonuan，bixuweizhuangcheng‘yiwai’！zheishuoming，tabunengzhijiedui‘yangjian’chushou！
”“neitade‘guize’shishenme？”wowen。“wobuzhidao，”996zhouzhemeitou，“danwoneng‘wen’dao。
tade‘daima’……hengulao。buxiangshizheigeshidaidechanwu。”“neiwomenzenmezhao？”esiguiwen。“zhao。
”wozhanqishen，pailepaishenshangdetu。“takao‘guize’yunxing，neitade‘guize’jiuyidingyou‘zaiti’。