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qianshouwoguhuishi，tafengleheyanshijiangzhiweiguyanzheibenshu，wulunshijuqing，gousijiaodudoubijiaoxinying，youliyouju，luojiqingxi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanlushangdenengjiandubuzushimi。wokaidehenman，pachushi，yepachubuleshi。cheneiyichanganjing，zhiyouyushualaihuihuadongdeshengyin。shoujixiangle，shiyisheng。“gu**……

精彩章节

haizitouqineitian，woguizaimuqian，beiwugeheiyirentuozou，shuoyaojilaogongdebaiyueguangjuangusui。cihou，

wochedixiaoshi。talouzhebaiyueguang，xinshidandan：“tapaobule，woyigedianhua，tajiudegunhuilai。

”tadalejishitongdianhua，wurenjieting。tayiweiwozaiduqi，zaishuaxiaoxingzi。

zhidaoneitongdianhuadalai【hexiansheng，guyandeguhui，qinglaiqianshou。

】tadangchangfengle1.wobeiwugeheiyirentuojinyiyuanneitian，zhenghaoshiwoerzigushiandetouqi。baoyuqingpen，

woguizaimubeiqian，hunshenshitou，tuiyijingshiquzhijue。mubeishangkezhesangezi，gushian。wodehaizi，

zhihuolewugeyue，shenzhilaibujizhengyankanwoyiyan。woyibianbiancashimubeishangdezhaopian，

shengyingengyandaofadou：“mamalaikannile，duibuqi，meinengbaohuhaoni。”shenhouchuanlaijiaobusheng。

nanrenyishenheisexizhuang，zhanzaisanxia，lengyanwo：“neixieshanghaizhiweidehunhunshibushinianpaide。

”“nishuoshenme？”woyiweiwotingcuole。“biezhuangle。”taniezhuwoxiaba，yandijinshiyane，

“nijiuzheimehenta？guyan，nihaiyoumeiyouyidianrenxing？”wobujinlengxiao“nilaibushilaikanshiande？

”tayijiaocaizaizhaopianshang，lengshengdao：“nibupeitizheigehaizi。

”“jintianshishiantouqi···”shinizijibuxiaoxincongloutishangshuaixiaqude，guaishei？”tashouyihui，

shenhoushunjianyongchujimingheiyiren。“daitaquyiyuan。”nixiangganma？”“zhiweixuyaoxianxue，yishengshuoniheshi。

”wohenhendengzheta：“nifengle。”“fengle？niruobuqu，tayaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan，gujiaquanjiapeizang。

”“taitaiqingba。”heiyirenshangqianjiangwozhuaizhu。wobeiqiangxingtuozou，zhijiazainidiliguaxiayidaodaozhanghen，

yanzhengzhengkanzheshianzhaopianbeiyushuichongsan··2.jiangzhiweihuanyoubaixuebing。

heyanshibawocongmudiqiangxingdaidaoyiyuan。binglengdezhenguanzhajinwoshoubeineike，wocaizhongyumingbai，

tashizhendebuzaihuwodesihuo。woyiweitahuixinteng。bijingwogangmeilehaizi。wosixinle。

···xiaoshihouwobachehuoqushi，machenglezhiwuren，suoyouqinqidoushuowoshisaobaxing。

shiwaigongyishoubawolacheda，linzhongqianbawotuofujiletazhanyouheyeye。jiuzheiyangwozhujinlehejia。

tamenshuowojirenlixia，keheyeyepianxinwo。youyicifanzhuoshang，

tadangzhongshuo：“wodaoxiwangweilaisunxifushiguyan。”neiyike，jiangzhiweidelianjiangzhule。takanwodeyanshen，

conggaogaozaishangdelianmin，bianchengledehenyi。wohoulaicaizhidao，tayuanbenyijingbanzhijiaotajinlehejiademen。

shiwodasuiletademeng。yaoweitajuangusui。woxianzaishenmedoumeile，haipasima？woyaorangtamenguixialaiqiuwo。

3.woheheyanshidehunyin，shihelaoyezidingxiade。tayizhibawodangqinsunnvchongzhehuzhe。

neishiheyanshiduiwoyebucuo。woyimatong，tahuishenyequjiwomaireshuidai。wochansuanlafen，

tanengfanyuebangebeichengqujiwomaihuilai。kejiehunhou，tabianle。henshaohuijia，henshaolianxi。daoshiheyeye，

shichangguanxinwo，dingzhuwoshentizuizhongyao。tanianjidale，tihanshimian，yishengjianyishibu。neiduanrizi，

womeitianaotangzhuyao，shishiqinliqinwei。zhidaochuxiqianye。woqinshouduanshangqudeyaotang，chengletadecuimingfu。

neiwanjializhiyouwo，yeyehechuanmendejiangzhiwei。woxiangwangchangyiyangquchufangaotang，guogaiyijie，

quewendaoyigudandandetianwei。yaotangyijiusezeqingrun，woyemeiduoxiang，duanjiyeye。

jiangzhiweihewoyiqikanzheheyeyehexianeiwantang。tahaishuo“laoyeziyouwozheiyangtiexindesunxifu，zhenshifuqi。

”bangwan，wohejiangzhiweizhengkandianshi，hutingciwopengdeyishengjuxiang。wochongjinqushi，yeyedaozaidishang，

mianseqingzi。daoyiyuanmeiduojiu，yiyuanjiuxialebingweitongzhi。“gaoxueyahuanzhebugaifuyonghanrencanlurongdeyaoyin，

会引发脑出血！

”“bukeneng····”“nimingmingzhidaoyeyeyougaoxueya····”heyanshiyankuangxinghong，yibazhuaiqiwo。

“wogenbenmeiyoufang···niquchachufangshexiangtou！”kechufangneitianjiankongquanhei。santianhou，yeyelishi。

heyanshizhanzailingtangqian，dangzhesuoyouqinqidemian，bawoganchulehejia。tahenwohaisileyeye，congneitianqi，

taxiangfengleyiyangbaofuwo。tanamuqinyiyaofeirangwoqiuta，yonghunyinlezhuwodebozi。woxianglihun。“xiangzou？

na**minglaichang！”zuihendeyici，shiwohuaiyunsangeyuedeshihou。haizitaixingangwending，

taquezhengzhengsantianmeihuijia。wofashaodaosanshijiudu，tiezhefashaotiegangshuixia，xinglaijiukandaotashanglexinwen。

tazaiyiyuanmenkou，chanzhejiangzhiwei。tashouwanshang，daizheyeyeliujiwodechuanjiashouzhuo。

tajuranbayeyeliujiwodedongxi，songjileta。songjileneigehaisiyeye，caizhewoshangweidenvren。

4.yiyuanbingfangwai，wowuyijiantingdaotahejiangzhiweideduihua。“yanshige，bieguaitaguyanjie”，

jiangzhiweideshengyindaizhekuqiang：“tagangmeilehaizi，youkandaowodaileshouzhuo，xinlinanshou，

caihuihanrenlaipoyouqi。”tayibianshuo，yibianxibizi。

heyanshiliansedunshichenlexialai：“zheishouzhuobenjiushuyuni，tazaiqifuni，jiubieguaiwobunianjiuqing。

”“niyebiezongtitashuohua，yaobushinisongyeyequyiyuan，wodoubuzhidaotayouduoedu。”wozhengzaiyuandi，

zhijianbingliang。takouzhongneigeta，zhideshiwo。mingmingyeyeshibeirendiaoleyaoyinzi，taquerendingshiwodongdeshou。

“yanshige……”jiangzhiweidixiatou，

“nibieshuole……guyanjietayijingshiquleneimeduo……”nishanliangguoletou。”heyanshitanlekouqi，

“guyantanayouniyibanshanliangjiuhaole。”yuanlaizaitaxinli，shanliangderenbushiwoshijiangzhiwei。

wojiangzheshentiyibubuhoutui，shousisizuanzheyifuxiabai。zheishi，fangmenkaile。heyanshizouchulai，kandaowo，

shenqingweibian：“nixingle？zhenghao，yishengshuoyigexingqihoukeyishoushu。”wozhanglezhangkou，

houlongganse：“wo……gangliuchan。”“fangxinba，zhishijuangusui，yousibule。”tahuaqingpiaopiao。sibule。

zheisangezi，quexiangdaozhazaiwoxinkou。yuanlaizaiheyanshiyanli，wodemingjiubushiming。

5.zhihouwobeisonghuibieshuxiuyang。heyanshimeitiandadianhuazhufuwoduoxiuxi，zuishangguanxin，

xinliquepawodanwujiangzhiweideshoushu。jintianyishengcuiwotijian。wojiheyanshidaledianhua，tameijie。

tafalelaitiaoduanxin【zijilaiyiyuan，biedanwuzhiweishoushu。】wodingzheneitiaoduanxinxujiu，meihui。

congfaxianhuaiyun，yeyequshi，liuchan，zaidaojuangusui，woyijingxiguanletadelengmo。

ruguobushiweilebingchuangshangdema，wogenbenhuobudaojintian。wonaqiyaochi，kaichechumen。baoyuyading，

lushangdenengjiandubuzushimi。wokaidehenman，pachushi，yepachubuleshi。cheneiyichanganjing，

zhiyouyushualaihuihuadongdeshengyin。shoujixiangle，shiyisheng。“gu**？

tijianbunengzaituichile……”wohaimeilaidejihuiying，yidaociyandeshandianhuapotiankong。hong···leishengzhaxiang，

woshouyidou，mengdafangxiangpan。tianxuandizhuan，shizhongganpumianerlai。chezichongchuhulan，xiangshanpofangunxiaqu。

wosile。meiyourenzhidao。baokuoheyanshi。tayiweiwohaihuihuilai，haihuijixutingtadehua。tacuole。zheici，

wozhendebuhuilaile。6.wopiaowohuidaoleheyanshishenbian。tabuzhidao，woyijingsilezhengzhengsigexiaoshi。

bingfangli，jiangzhiweihongzheyan，hanleidao：“guyanjie……buyuanyijiusuanleba，

wozhendebuxiangrangtaweinan……”yifutitieyoudongshidemoyang，shuozhebieweinanwo，yandiquejinshiqidai。

heyanshilouzheta，qingshenganweidao：“fangxinba，tayidinghuilaide。”“tameidierkequ，

hekuangtamahaikaowochuqian，woyigedianhua，tajiudelaolaoshishigunhuilai。”tayuqiduding。

wozhanzaiyipangjuedekexiao。tanawomademinghuanjiangzhiweiyigeanxin。taketailejiewole。

tazhidaowowujikeshi，qiazhuyiyaofeizheitiaomingmai，wojiuhuizhudongpahuilaiqiuta。takaishifengkuangdadianhua，

weixinyitiaojieyitiaohongzha。【guyan，nizaibuguolai，woduanle**yiyaofei。】【sinaqule，

haibugunguolai？】tameiyigezidouxiangzaimayitiaogou。ertaxinxinnianniandegou，

cikezhengtangzaibinyiguandelengjuli。talianxujiwodaleshijitongdianhua。wurenjieting。talianseyiyouxiebunaifan。

zhidaosihoudi8gexiaoshi，tashoujixiangle。shimoshenghaoma。tazhoumeijieqi：“shei？”“hexiansheng，

guyandeguhui，qinglaiqianshou。”7.heyanshixiangtinglegexiaohua：“tashibuxiangjuanba？nimenbiandezhenlan，

sansuixiaohaidoubuxin。”“tayaoshibulaiyiyuan，tamayebiehuole。”“guyanzheimehendudenvren，

zenmekenenghuiqusi。”dianhuaneitou，woxuezhangfuxingzhimeihangsheng，zhishuoleyiju：“nilaibinyiguanba。

”liansitadouyiweiwoshizaiyanxi。woailewunianderen，bawodemingkandeyiwenbuzhi。woyiweizhiyaowodongshi，

gujia，tazhongyouyitianhuikandaowodehao，huiaishangwo。xianzaikanlai，woshichixinwangxiang。

……jianwohaimeilaiyiyuan，heyanshilianseyuefanankan。jiangzhiweizuichundouzaifadou。tadangranpawosi，

bijingwoyisi，tayehuobucheng。tajiangbeiziwangdishangyishuai，zhuantouhoubaobiao：“qu，batadaihuilai！

”guoleyihuier，baobiaohuidian：“xiansheng……taitaibuzaijia，meizhaodaoren。”tayanshenshudiyileng。

“zhaobudao？neijiujiwofan，tayaoshisile，yedebashitijiwozhaohuilai。”wozhanzaigaochu，

kantafafengbandizhaowo。kewoyijingsile，huachengleyimoyan。taqinzichumen，shuoshiqingwohuilai。

lianshanghaiguazheweizhuangdedanyou，yandiquezangbuzhujiaozao。yucitongshi。lingyibiandecangku。fuxingzhibeimengzheyan，

shoujiaokunzhe，quanzaijiaoluo。“nimenxiangganshenme？”tadeshengyinsiya。tashiwoweiyidepengyou。haizisihou，

woshoujilizhiliuletaheyeyedelianxifangshi。menkouchuanlaipixiesheng。heyanshizoujinlai，

taishoushuailefuxingzhiyibazhang。“guyanzaina？”“binyiguan···”tataochubianzi，

henhenchouzaifuxingzhishenshang。“wowenni，tazaina！”wozhanzaipangbian，kanzhetaxiangfenggouyiyangfafeng。