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haizitouqineitian,woguizaimuqian,beiwugeheiyirentuozou,shuoyaojilaogongdebaiyueguangjuangusui。cihou,

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”tadalejishitongdianhua,wurenjieting。tayiweiwozaiduqi,zaishuaxiaoxingzi。

zhidaoneitongdianhuadalai【hexiansheng,guyandeguhui,qinglaiqianshou。

】tadangchangfengle1.wobeiwugeheiyirentuojinyiyuanneitian,zhenghaoshiwoerzigushiandetouqi。baoyuqingpen,

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nanrenyishenheisexizhuang,zhanzaisanxia,lengyanwo:“neixieshanghaizhiweidehunhunshibushinianpaide。

”“nishuoshenme?”woyiweiwotingcuole。“biezhuangle。”taniezhuwoxiaba,yandijinshiyane,

“nijiuzheimehenta?guyan,nihaiyoumeiyouyidianrenxing?”wobujinlengxiao“nilaibushilaikanshiande?

”tayijiaocaizaizhaopianshang,lengshengdao:“nibupeitizheigehaizi。

”“jintianshishiantouqi···”shinizijibuxiaoxincongloutishangshuaixiaqude,guaishei?”tashouyihui,

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”wohenhendengzheta:“nifengle。”“fengle?niruobuqu,tayaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,gujiaquanjiapeizang。

”“taitaiqingba。”heiyirenshangqianjiangwozhuaizhu。wobeiqiangxingtuozou,zhijiazainidiliguaxiayidaodaozhanghen,

yanzhengzhengkanzheshianzhaopianbeiyushuichongsan··2.jiangzhiweihuanyoubaixuebing。

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3.woheheyanshidehunyin,shihelaoyezidingxiade。tayizhibawodangqinsunnvchongzhehuzhe。

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”bangwan,wohejiangzhiweizhengkandianshi,hutingciwopengdeyishengjuxiang。wochongjinqushi,yeyedaozaidishang,

mianseqingzi。daoyiyuanmeiduojiu,yiyuanjiuxialebingweitongzhi。“gaoxueyahuanzhebugaifuyonghanrencanlurongdeyaoyin,

会引发脑出血!

”“bukeneng····”“nimingmingzhidaoyeyeyougaoxueya····”heyanshiyankuangxinghong,yibazhuaiqiwo。

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4.yiyuanbingfangwai,wowuyijiantingdaotahejiangzhiweideduihua。“yanshige,bieguaitaguyanjie”,

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heyanshiliansedunshichenlexialai:“zheishouzhuobenjiushuyuni,tazaiqifuni,jiubieguaiwobunianjiuqing。

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“yanshige……”jiangzhiweidixiatou,

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5.zhihouwobeisonghuibieshuxiuyang。heyanshimeitiandadianhuazhufuwoduoxiuxi,zuishangguanxin,

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heyanshilouzheta,qingshenganweidao:“fangxinba,tayidinghuilaide。”“tameidierkequ,

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weixinyitiaojieyitiaohongzha。【guyan,nizaibuguolai,woduanle**yiyaofei。】【sinaqule,

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zhidaosihoudi8gexiaoshi,tashoujixiangle。shimoshenghaoma。tazhoumeijieqi:“shei?”“hexiansheng,

guyandeguhui,qinglaiqianshou。”7.heyanshixiangtinglegexiaohua:“tashibuxiangjuanba?nimenbiandezhenlan,

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”liansitadouyiweiwoshizaiyanxi。woailewunianderen,bawodemingkandeyiwenbuzhi。woyiweizhiyaowodongshi,

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……jianwohaimeilaiyiyuan,heyanshilianseyuefanankan。jiangzhiweizuichundouzaifadou。tadangranpawosi,

bijingwoyisi,tayehuobucheng。tajiangbeiziwangdishangyishuai,zhuantouhoubaobiao:“qu,batadaihuilai!

”guoleyihuier,baobiaohuidian:“xiansheng……taitaibuzaijia,meizhaodaoren。”tayanshenshudiyileng。

“zhaobudao?neijiujiwofan,tayaoshisile,yedebashitijiwozhaohuilai。”wozhanzaigaochu,

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taishoushuailefuxingzhiyibazhang。“guyanzaina?”“binyiguan···”tataochubianzi,

henhenchouzaifuxingzhishenshang。“wowenni,tazaina!”wozhanzaipangbian,kanzhetaxiangfenggouyiyangfafeng。