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wanshangtanzhengxiabanhuijiashi,zhaoruiheyijingzuohaoyizhuofancai,quandoushitaxihuanchide。

“bama,nimenyaolaizenmeyebushuoyisheng,wohaoqujienimena。”

“nigongzuoneimemang,womennashederangnilaijiea。”

“shuoyishengrangzhihaoqujieyexinga。”

zhaoruihelenghengyisheng:“ta?wokechengshoubuqi。”

zhidaojiudian,guzhihaocaihuilai,yihuilaijiuzuanjinlewoshi。

tanzhengpeifumukandianshidaotamenshuijuezhihouhuidaowoshi,guzhihaozhengzaidiannaoqianchazheshenme。

“laopozenmele?jintianhemachaojiale?”tanzhengcoushangqianlouzhuguzhihaodebozi,kandaotadiannaopingmushangtingliuzhede“hunyinfa”jiansuoyemian,xinzhonggedengyixia。

guzhihaoyupingrimeishenmebutong,renzhenshigewairenzhen,shensezhuanzhu,ruowuqishidiyingdao:“suanbushangchaojia,zhishitabugaoxing,shuolewojiju。”

tanzhengjinjindingzhetadediannaopingmu,ganxiaoliangsheng:“zenmeturankanqihunyinfale?xianghewolihuna?”

guzhihaochenguaidikantayiyan:“xiashuoshenmeni。shiruannizuijinyaoxieyipianguanyulihundetuiwen,tamangdetuantuanzhuanrangwobangtazhaozhaoziliao。”

tanzhengqiaoqiaosongleyikouqi:“laopo,niyihouhaishishaoheneigeruanniwan,tajiushigejingzhidelijizhuyizhe,haidongbudongjiuaibiaozanghuadangjiejiunenggenrenchaojia,wopatadaihuaini。”

guzhihaomangzhezaidiannaoshangqiaoqiaodada,tanzhengzhidaotayebuhuitingzijide,xingxingdao:“woxianquxizaole。”

shoujishunshifangzailezhuozishang。

taconglaibuhuifanzijideshouji。tacengwenkaiwanxiaosidewenguotaweishenmebuxiangbiedeqizineiyangduizhangfudeshoujihenganxingqu,tahuidashuo“yinweiwoxiangxinni”。

ertanzhengyezhidao,zijiyuebubashoujidangchengmimiyiyangzhezheyanyande,tajiuyuexinrenziji。

yushichuanlaihualaladeshuisheng,hude,tanzhengdeshoujizhendongyixia,yourenfalaiyitiaoweixin。

guzhihaodandanpieleyanzhuoshangdeshouji。

shiweixinbeizhuwei“yuanzhang”derenfalaideyitiaojianduanxiaoxi。

“周六开会。”

tanzhengxiwanzaohou,guzhihaoyijingtangzailechuangshang。

tanaqizijideshoujikanleyan,yibianbaoyuanzhe“zhouliuhaoburongyixiuxi,youyaokaihui”,yibianshanglechuangzuoshiyaoqubaoguzhihao。

“yimaqi,niwangle?”guzhihaodizhutadekaojin。

“jidele,jiushixiangbaobaoni。haole,nishuibalaopo。”

tanzhengwenwentadeetoubianzhuanshentangguoquyounaqileshouji。

guzhihaobishangyanjing,erbianhuixiangqiyizhouqiandeneigeyewantingdaodeshengyin。

zhijinxiangqi,tadeshoujiaodoushibingliangde。

qianduanshijiantayinweigongzuoyalidazongshishuibuhao,tanzhengmeitiandouhuizaitashuiqianweitazhunbeiyixiaobeiwenniunai,shuoshiyouzhuyushuimian。

suiranshuimianzhiliangdequegaishanxuduo,keshitashizaibuxiangheniunaile,youbuxiangrangtanzhengzhidaopafuletadehaoyi,yushiyouyicibiantoutoudidaodiaojiazhuanghewanle。

yeshimeiyouhetanzhengweitazhunbeideniunaideneigewanshang,tabeiyizhenshengyinchaoxing。

nvhaidejiaoxiaohenanrendedishengaiyujiuzaitaduimiandefangjianlixiangqi。

ruobushiqinertingdao,tazenmeyexiangbudao,yuanlaimeitianwanshangde“aixinniunai”lishifangleanmianyaode。mudejiushiweilechentashushuihouzuanjinlingyijianwoshili。

tadelaogonghetazizhudenvdaxueshenggaozaileyiqi。

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