wanshangtanzhengxiabanhuijiashi，zhaoruiheyijingzuohaoyizhuofancai，quandoushitaxihuanchide。
“bama，nimenyaolaizenmeyebushuoyisheng，wohaoqujienimena。”
“nigongzuoneimemang，womennashederangnilaijiea。”
“shuoyishengrangzhihaoqujieyexinga。”
zhaoruihelenghengyisheng：“ta？wokechengshoubuqi。”
zhidaojiudian，guzhihaocaihuilai，yihuilaijiuzuanjinlewoshi。
tanzhengpeifumukandianshidaotamenshuijuezhihouhuidaowoshi，guzhihaozhengzaidiannaoqianchazheshenme。
“laopozenmele？jintianhemachaojiale？”tanzhengcoushangqianlouzhuguzhihaodebozi，kandaotadiannaopingmushangtingliuzhede“hunyinfa”jiansuoyemian，xinzhonggedengyixia。
guzhihaoyupingrimeishenmebutong，renzhenshigewairenzhen，shensezhuanzhu，ruowuqishidiyingdao：“suanbushangchaojia，zhishitabugaoxing，shuolewojiju。”
tanzhengjinjindingzhetadediannaopingmu，ganxiaoliangsheng：“zenmeturankanqihunyinfale？xianghewolihuna？”
guzhihaochenguaidikantayiyan：“xiashuoshenmeni。shiruannizuijinyaoxieyipianguanyulihundetuiwen，tamangdetuantuanzhuanrangwobangtazhaozhaoziliao。”
tanzhengqiaoqiaosongleyikouqi：“laopo，niyihouhaishishaoheneigeruanniwan，tajiushigejingzhidelijizhuyizhe，haidongbudongjiuaibiaozanghuadangjiejiunenggenrenchaojia，wopatadaihuaini。”
guzhihaomangzhezaidiannaoshangqiaoqiaodada，tanzhengzhidaotayebuhuitingzijide，xingxingdao：“woxianquxizaole。”
shoujishunshifangzailezhuozishang。
taconglaibuhuifanzijideshouji。tacengwenkaiwanxiaosidewenguotaweishenmebuxiangbiedeqizineiyangduizhangfudeshoujihenganxingqu，tahuidashuo“yinweiwoxiangxinni”。
ertanzhengyezhidao，zijiyuebubashoujidangchengmimiyiyangzhezheyanyande，tajiuyuexinrenziji。
yushichuanlaihualaladeshuisheng，hude，tanzhengdeshoujizhendongyixia，yourenfalaiyitiaoweixin。
guzhihaodandanpieleyanzhuoshangdeshouji。
shiweixinbeizhuwei“yuanzhang”derenfalaideyitiaojianduanxiaoxi。
“周六开会。”
tanzhengxiwanzaohou，guzhihaoyijingtangzailechuangshang。
tanaqizijideshoujikanleyan，yibianbaoyuanzhe“zhouliuhaoburongyixiuxi，youyaokaihui”，yibianshanglechuangzuoshiyaoqubaoguzhihao。
“yimaqi，niwangle？”guzhihaodizhutadekaojin。
“jidele，jiushixiangbaobaoni。haole，nishuibalaopo。”
tanzhengwenwentadeetoubianzhuanshentangguoquyounaqileshouji。
guzhihaobishangyanjing，erbianhuixiangqiyizhouqiandeneigeyewantingdaodeshengyin。
zhijinxiangqi，tadeshoujiaodoushibingliangde。
qianduanshijiantayinweigongzuoyalidazongshishuibuhao，tanzhengmeitiandouhuizaitashuiqianweitazhunbeiyixiaobeiwenniunai，shuoshiyouzhuyushuimian。
suiranshuimianzhiliangdequegaishanxuduo，keshitashizaibuxiangheniunaile，youbuxiangrangtanzhengzhidaopafuletadehaoyi，yushiyouyicibiantoutoudidaodiaojiazhuanghewanle。
yeshimeiyouhetanzhengweitazhunbeideniunaideneigewanshang，tabeiyizhenshengyinchaoxing。
nvhaidejiaoxiaohenanrendedishengaiyujiuzaitaduimiandefangjianlixiangqi。
ruobushiqinertingdao，tazenmeyexiangbudao，yuanlaimeitianwanshangde“aixinniunai”lishifangleanmianyaode。mudejiushiweilechentashushuihouzuanjinlingyijianwoshili。
tadelaogonghetazizhudenvdaxueshenggaozaileyiqi。
多么荒诞可笑。