zheibenqianzhaidalaomenduiwoyaoyaqiechixiaoshuozhideyikan，xihuanzuozhebeiluotianqingsedadadebifeng，banannvzhuchenyangjinyalanwusuobunengdejingcaijuelunzhanxianzaiduzheyanqian。zhuyaojiangdeshiqifenbeidaidongleqilai，benyouxieyouyuderenzheiyikeyebuyouyule。bijingzenmexiangdoubukuia。“shuodeyoudaolia！”“zongjinglidouzheimeshuole，zan……
江立海热血沸腾。
tajiangshenhoudeliangrenlashangqianlai。
“laoban，wojinijieshaoyixia。”
“wangfeng，jinniansanshisui，henyouchongjing，zuijinyizhimanghuogongsideshiqing，zaiguanlishangyouyitao，zhongdianshijingguozheijitiangenyifanggongchengshidexuexi，taduizanmenchanglidegefangmiandouhenlejie，woxiangzanshitibatadangguanzhuangchejiandeyibashou，zhuanmenfuzeliangdaguanzhuangchejian。”
“zanmendeguanzhuangchejianshiquanzidonghualiushuixian，xuyaodeyuangongbuduo，woyijingnadaoleweixianduojialaowuzhongjiedelianxifangshi，womenkeyizanshixianzhaoyixielaowugongren，houxugongsiwanshanzhihouzaichenglizhuanmenderenliziyuanbumenjinxingneibupeiyangheduiwaizhaopin。”
“zheiweishizhaoqi，ershibasui，zhiyexiaoshou，zuijinyizhifuzeshichanghexiaoshoubumen，gongzuoqinfen，feichangzhudong，duishichangjinxingledaliangdiaoyan，zhishiyouxiekexi，henxianranneixiediaoyandouyongbudaole。”
liangrenyouxiejinzhang，ruguoshizhiqian，tamenyouzhezijidediqi，cichubuliuyeziyouliuyechu。
kexianzaibutongle，feihuangtengdadejihuijinzaiyanqian，zheiyaoshibawobuzhujiuzhencuoshirenshengzuizhongyaodeyicijihuile。
正要表现一二。
sheizhichenyangyihuishoudao：“woxiangxintamennengzuohao，xianzaidehexinwentishiwomenzheikuanchanpindemingzi，baozhuangsheji，yijidingjia，zheigenimenkeyichangsuoyuyan，doushuoshuozijidekanfa。”
“zheidongxidechengben......”jianglihaichiyi。
chenyangxianglexiang，meiyouzhijieshuo，ershishuodao：“taxuyaodiwenbaocun，dongtianhaihaoshuo，xianzaishixiatian，changwenzhuangtaixiabaocunshijianwanquankantianqi，suoyixianbushuo**chengben，benshendechucunchengbenjiubudi。”
“neilaobannindedingjiayixiangshiduoshao？”jianglihaixunwen。
“ruguoshinimen，duoshaoqianyipingbuxinteng？”chenyangfanwendao。
“ruguoshiwodehua，shuoshihua，zheimeshenqidexiaoguo，wushikuaiqianyipingwojueduichangmai，danshijiagetaigaodehuajiubuxingle，bushibuzhi，ershixiaofeibuqi。”
“我的话，三十？”
“sanshitaibianyile，shimianshangyibeikafeijiubuzhisanshile。”
“suoyiwobuhekafeiya。”
“啊这！”
zhongrenyilunfenfen，chenyangsuanshikanchulaile，doujuededongxihenzhi，danshiyinweizishenxiaofeishuipingdewenti，xianzhidejiage。
zonglaishuo，dongxishihaodongxi，kejingchangmaidehuamaibuqi。
yejiushishuo，zheidongxidedingjiahennanding，duiyuqiongrenlaishuo，shikuaiqianyegui，duiyuyouqianrenlaishuo，maishangqianduifangyebuhuijuedegui。
yibanlaishuo，jiejuezheizhongqingkuangdefangfayejiandan，huafenchushouzhongquntijiuxing。
danzheidongxiheyiwangdeqingkuangbuyiyang，zheidongxideshouzhongquntishizhenggeshichang。
“nini？nizenmekan？”chenyangkanxiangluwangshu。
luwangshusisuoleyixia，dao：“wojuedenimenxiangtaiduole，dingjiahebaozhuangmeibiyaofenkaiquyanjiu，woyoulianggejiejuebanfa，diyi，zhongbei，dabei，tedabei，chaodabei。zhidingbutongdejiagejiuxing，jiuxiangnishuode，hezaiduoxiaoguoyedachabucha，neijiumeibiyaotongyibaozhuangle。”
“zheigebanfabucuo！”zhongrenyanqianyiliang。
“diergebanfani？”chenyangwendao。
“diergebanfagengjiandan！”
luwangshuyouxiebuhaoyisideshuodao：“nimenyinggaidaguoyimiaoba？jiushengfangyimiaodeneizhongxiaoboliping，yibaijiukai，jiuxiangshibu**neizhongyangshide，jiaoanbuping，yipingderongliangyibanshi1-25haosheng，wojuedeyongneigebaozhuangjiutinghao，dangranle，neizhongbolidexuyaohuofeng，henxianranbushihewomen，dantayousuliaode，womenwanquankeyimaiyixieneizhongjiqi，zhijieshixianchuiguanfengsanheyi，juwosuozhi，neidongxibenshenjiushiwujunguanzhuang，budanshengqianshengshihainenggenghaodedingjia！”
目瞪口呆！
全场目瞪口呆。
suoyourendouzhenjingdekanzheluwangshu。
“黑啊！”
jianglihaizantandeguzhang，dao：“wozenmejiumeiyouxiangdaoni？zanmenmaideshixiaoguo，bushishuibenshen，suoyiyipingshuideduoshaoshimeiyouyiyide，xiaoguocaishiyiyi，anzhaoluzhulideshuofa，yipingzuiduoyecai25haosheng，zhengchangyipingkuangquanshuidou500haoshengni，wanquankeyifencheng20pingqumai，jiusuanyipingmaisanshikuaiqian，neiyeshiliubaikuaiqianle。”
“天才！”
chenyangyeshishuqidamuzhi，dao：“luwangshu，meixiangdaonijingranshigetiancai，zuojinrongzhendeweiqunile，niyinggaidangjianshang，zheifazihaoa，jijiejueledingjiayejiejuelebaozhuang，haohaogan，dengwofacailejiujinibaogedahongbao。”
“jiushiyuanbenyijingnonghaodeguanzhuangshebeishibushilangfeile？”chenyangyouwendao。
“不会！”
zheishi，fuzechejiandewangfengjiehuadao：“laoban，yinweimeiyouquedingzuizhongbaozhuang，guanzhuangshebeihaiyouyibufenmeiyouzhengshizuzhuang，xianzaishangmianzhiyouguanzhuangkou，womenwanquankeyilianxiyifanggongsi，jiaqianjinxinggaizao。”
“xuyaoduojiu？”chenyangwendao。
“wufaqueding，buguoduifanggongsibenjiuchengjiegaizhuangyewu，duizheifangmianhenshuxi，womenjiajidehuayinggaibuhuichaoguosantian，tamenhaimeiyoulikai，wokeyixianzaiquzixunyixia。”
“快去！”
“是！”
王峰匆匆的跑了。
zhongrenfenfenkuazanluwangshu，jixiaoguniangdoushuolianhongle。
quanchangweidufuzexiaoshoudezhaoqiyouxiemengbi。
taxiangguoyiqiexiaoshoufangshi，xiangguogezhongbaozhuang，wulunshibaozhuangshejidehenhaohuozhehentu，tadouyouguoyuan，ketacongweixiangguochanpinbaozhuangchengxiaoyaopingzenmequxiaoshou。
zailianxiangzheidongxizhinengdiwenbaocun。
zaixiangxiangzheidongxiguidelipudejiage。
xiangzaizhengchangshangchaolibaizaihuojiashangmaishibukenengle，zhinengzaibingjuli？
erzheidongxizuichusihuzhinengmaijinianqingren？
zhengchangnianqingrenhaoxiangyebuhuimai。
只有喝醉的人才会？
xiangdakaishichangdehua，neisihuzhiyou...jiuba？yedian？
zhaoqiyijingxiangdaolezaihunandeyedianzhong，fengkuangdeyinlepaoxiao，nannannvnvlouloubaobao，zaigezaiwu。
ertadairenduozaiyinandejiaoluo。
‘xiongdi，haodongxi，laiyizhi？’
他猛的打了个寒颤。
不，太可怕了。
这不还是违禁品吗？
会被抓的吧？
tazhuizhuibuan，kepangbianmeiyourenzaihutadeyijian，chenyangjirenyijingkaishishangliangchanpindemingzile。
“ruguoshidaping，keyiqihenduoyangshidemingzi，ruguofengyixiedeleisimouxiecha，kehuanyixiedeleisimouxiedianjiezhishui，kezheizhongxiaoyaopingdehua，qishenmemingzihao？”
众人苦恼。
luwangshugangshoudaobiaoyangkuazan，henyoubiaoxianyu，kaikoushuodao：“wojuedeshengwunengjiuhenhao，jikehuanyoujiandan，nengrangrenfuxianglianpian，gengrongyirangrenjizhu。”
“有点意思。”
chenyangzhuomoleyixia，dianlediantou。
jianglihaisiqianxianghou，shuodao：“neiwomendepinleisuanshenme？baojianpin？kuangquanshui？doubutaidaya，qianzheshejixujiaxuanchuan，houzhedehua，zheizhongbaozhuangchunchungaoxiao。”
“那再加几个字！”
chenyangxianglexiangshuodao：“jiujiaoshengwunengzhusheye，kekoufu！”
啊这......
“shejixujiaxuanchuanalaoban！”jianglihaifuedao：“zhusheyeshiyiyong，zanmenzhishikuangquanshui。”
“shinicuole！”luwangshuyanqianfaliang，dao：“mingzijiaozhusheyebingbuyiweizhebixushiyaowu，zanmenshiwujunbaozhuang，wanquanfuhezhushebiaozhun，renjiabuxihuanhefeiyaozhusheniyelanbuzhu，suiranyouwudaodexianyi，danzhiyaobuchushimeirenguande。”
pangbian，fuzexiaoshoudezhaoqisesefadou。
taganjueyiqiedouzaixiangzhezijihuanxiangdefangxiangzaifazhan。
yidinghuibeizhuade，shiba？
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