《qiangzounanrenkeyi,qianbuxing》zheipianyouyishizhangpingxiedexiaoshuo,gushiqingjiecuozongfuzayihuankouyihuan。jirenyouzhongyikouqikandaodideganjue。zhujiaoshixuyangzhouting,《qiangzounanrenkeyi,qianbuxing》jianjie:“manmanlaibei,jielehun,youdeshibanfa。”xuyangdeyuqilitouzheduding。xufuchenyinpianke,turanshuo:“neijiehunhou,womenlaoliangkoudebanguoquzhu,niderangwo……
xumujieguochaye,suishouwangxiejushangyifang,lianbaozhuangdoumeichai,zhuantoujiuchongchufanghan:“laoxu!yangyangdairenhuilaile!”
wogenzhexuyangjinwu,faxianketingshafashangzuozheyigezhongniannanren,zhengqiaozheerlangtuikandianshi,liantoudoumeihui。
“ba,zheishilinyue。”xuyangjieshaodao。
xufuzheicaifuyandi“ng”leyisheng,yanjingyijiudingzhedianshipingmu:“zuoba。”
wozhengyaozuoxia,menlingturanxiangle。
xumujihushixiaopaozhequkaimen,shengyinshunjiantigaolebadu:“aiya!tingtinglaila!zhenghaochifan!”
yigechuanzhedanfenselianyiqundenianqingnvhaizoulejinlai,shoulihaiduanzheyipantangcupaigu,xiaodetianninide:“ayi,wozuoleninzuiaichidepaigu!”
tademuguangsaodaowodeshihou,xiaorongjiangleyishun,danhenkuaiyouhuifuziran,shenzhidaizheyisitiaoxin:“zheiweijiushiyangyangdenvpengyouba?nihaoya,woshizhouting,zhugebi。”
wodiandiantou:“linyue。”
tameidengwoduoshuo,zhijieshumenshuludizoujinchufang,nachuxuyangdezhuanyongwan——yigeyinzhekatongtuandeertongwan,dijita:“ji,nidezhuanshuwan,wopaayiwanglena。”
xuyangyoudiangangadikanlewoyiyan,danhaishijieleguolai。
fanzhuoshang,xumuyigejingjizhoutingjiacai,wanquanbawodangkongqi。zhoutingzeshibushi“buxiaoxin”pengdaoxuyangdeshou,huozhe“wuyijian”tiqitamenxiaoshihoudeshi。
“yangyangxiaoshihoukepile,youcipashushuaixialai,haishiwobeitahuijiadeni!”zhoutingxiaozheshuo,yanshenquewangwozheibianpiao。
xumulikejiehua:“shia,tingtingcongxiaojiuhuizhaoguren,bimouxiejiaoshengguanyangdeda**qiangduole。”
woniezhekuaizideshouweiweishoujin,danlianshanghaishibaochizheweixiao。
zhoutingyoujixuyangshenglewantang,yuqiqinni:“duohedian,nizuijinjianshentaixinkule。”
xumuxiaomimidibudao:“tingtingjiushitiexin,yihousheiquletazhenshifuqi。”
wofangxiakuaizi,dandandiwen:“zhou**hexuyangrenshiduojiule?”
zhoutinghaimeikaikou,xumujiuqiangzhehuida:“taliangkeshiqingmeizhuma!congxiaoyiqizhangdade,ganqinghaozheni!”
zhoutingguzuoxiusediditou:“ayibiezheimeshuo……”
ranhou,taturantaitou,chongwotiantianyixiao:“buguo,yangyangdiyicimengyi,haishiwofaxiandeni。”
饭桌上瞬间安静了。
xuyangdelian“shua”dihongle,xufukesouleyisheng,xumuquehahadaxiao:“tingtingzheihaizi,jiushishicheng!”
wofangxiakuaizi,calecazuijiao,weixiaozhekanxiangzhouting:“zhou**hexuyangguanxizheimehao,zenmemeizaiyiqini?”
zhoutinglianseyibian,xumulikechahua:“aiya,nianqingrenma,yuanfenmeidao!”
wodiandiantou,yuqipingjing:“neizhenshikexile。”
zhoutingdingzhewo,yanshenlenglexialai。
zheidunfan,chidewohunshenfaleng。
——yuanlai,wocaishineigewairen。
3.
neiyishunjian,woyouxieshengqi,danlikeganjuedaolehaoxiao。
henmingxian,shixuyangqiuzhewojiehun,neitajiugaibatafumubaiping,erbushirangwoweiquqiuquan。
yixianzaizheigezhuangkuangkan,henmingxian,tameinengbaipingtadefumu。
fanhou,wobingmeiyouzhudongquxiwan,yemeiyouzhaoshenmehuati,xiandepingjingyoulengdan。
wobuhuiqutaohaoxuyangdefumu,yebuxihantamenderentong。
jianzhuang,xumudeliansemingxianbutaihaokanle,xuyanglianmangrangwodaotadefangjianlixiuxiyixia。
woqishixiangzoule,kekandaotaxiaogouyiyangdeweiqubiaoqing,haishixinruanle,qutadefangjianlizuoxia,xiangzheyihuierzenmelimaodikaikougaobie。
menwaichuanlaikeyiyadidezhengchaosheng。
“nimennengbunengduilinyuetaiduhaodian?!”shixuyangdeshengyin,daizheyayidenuyi。
“haoshenmehao?”xumudeshengyinjianrui,“tabinihaidabasui!nikankantaneifugaogaozaishangdeyangzi,lianwandoubuxi!”
“renjiadiyicilaijiali,pingshenmexiwan?”xuyangfanbo。
“tingtingdiyicilaijialijiubangwozuofan!”xumulengheng,“nikankanrenjiatingting,youqinkuaiyoudongshi,haijini……”
“ma!”xuyangturandaduanta,shengyinyadi,“nibietineijianshi!”
我眯了眯眼。
xufudeshengyinchalejinlai,yuqiyinchen:“yangyang,nitingbayijuquan,nianjidadenvrenbuhaoshengyang,nigentajiehun,wanyitashengbuchulai,womenxujiabujiujuehoule?”
xuyangchenmolejimiao,zaikaikoushi,yuqiyijingbianle,daizheyizhongsuanjidelengjing:“ba,ma,nimennengbunengyoudianyuanjian?”
“shenmeyuanjian?”xumubunaifan。
“linyuenianxinbaiwan,cunkuanzhishaoyouqiweishu,zaishanghaiyouliangtaofang,yitaozaijinganqu,shizhiliangqianwan!”xuyangyadishengyin,queyabuzhuxingfen,“wogentajiehun,zhishaonengfenyiban!nimenzhidaozheishishenmegainianma?womenquanjiazheibeizidoubuyongchoule!”
门外突然安静了。
guolejimiao,xumudeshengyinruanlexialai,daizheshitan:“nei……tayuanyibafangziguohujini?”
“manmanlaibei,jielehun,youdeshibanfa。”xuyangdeyuqilitouzheduding。
xufuchenyinpianke,turanshuo:“neijiehunhou,womenlaoliangkoudebanguoquzhu,niderangwomenzhudeshufudian。”
“meiwenti!”xuyangyikoudaying,“tafangziduo,suibianzhu。”
xumulikebuchong:“haiyou,meigeyuedejiwomendianlinghuaqian,zongbunengbaiqutazheigeerxifuba?”
我差点笑出声。
ruanfanyingchi,haixianwanxiao?
zheishi,zhoutingdeshengyinchalejinlai,jiaodidide,quedaizheburongjujuedeqiangying:“yangyang,nigenlinyuejiehunkeyi,danbaobaodeshenghuofeidejiabei,taxianzaishangyoueryuan,kaixiaoda。”
xumulikefuhe:“duiduidui!tingtingshengdekeshiwomenxujiadedasunzi,bunengkuidai!”
zhoutingjixudao:“zaishuole,linyuedousanshierle,sheizhidaohainengbunengsheng?wanyitashengbuchulai,baobaojiushizanmenxujiaweiyidexuemai,nimenkebunengpianxin。”
xuyangchenmoleyihuier,zuizhongtuoxie:“xing,wozhidaole。”
wozuozaifangjianli,shouzhiqingqingqiaozhezhuomian,xinlizhijuedehuangmiuyoukexiao。
tamenzheiyijiazishibawodangtikuanjile?
想什么美事儿呢?
wozhanqishen,zhenglileyixiaqunbai,tuikaimen,miandaiweixiaodizoulechuqu。
xuyangyijiashunjianjinsheng,biaoqingjiangyingdikanzhewo。
“woxiuxihaole。”woxiaozhewen,“wogaizoule,xuyang,wodinglewanshanghuishanghaidegaotie。”
xumulianseyibian:“zheimekuaijiuzou?buduozhuliangtian?”
woweiweiyixiao:“bule,gongsihaiyoushi。”
zhoutingzhanzaiyipang,yanshenshanshuo,yuyanyouzhi。
xuyangganjinzouguolai,taohaodilazhuwodeshou:“yueyue,wobamajiushiyoudianchuantong,nibiewangxinliqu……”
woqingqingchouhuishou,yuqiwenrou:“zenmehuini?wohenlijie。”
——lijiedao,yijingxianghaozenmerangnimenquanjiahouhuile。