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精彩章节

第6章

zhongrenhuitou，kanjianyigechuanzhetuosenizidayidepiaoliangnvrendairenzouleguolai，neitoujijiandeweijuanheifasuifengqingyang，erduoshangdaizhexiaoqiaodezhenzhuerding，bozishangsuiyidazhetiaojiuhongsesijin。

dayixialuchushenlansegaolingmaoyiheheisezhitongxiku，caizhezengliangdefangtouxiaopixie。

“zeze，haozhengdian！”wuhaishengjianduolecunlidachunpodecunfu，huranjiandaodabanzheimeshimaoqiepiaoliangdenvren，shunjianyanqianyiliang。

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“yuanlaishiyelaoban。”wangfuguiyerenchuyeyunqingle，pixiaoroubuxiaodao，“nikeyaokanqingchule，zheixiamaihuiqu，yaoshichulewenti，kejiuzalenisihaiyipindezhaopai。wotingshuo，nimenjiulouxianzaishengyisihubutaihao，zheiyaoshizaichudianshashi，yelaoyezideyishiyingmingkejiuhuiyuyidanle。”

mianduiwangfuguideyinyangguaiqi，yeyunqingquebuzaiyi，congbaolizhijietaochuyidiechaopiao，dijilewuhaisheng，“zheixiawoganyao，jiubupachuwenti！”

zicongyelaoyezibingzhong，tajieshousihaiyipinyilai，sihaiyipindehuoyuanjiuchulewenti，daozhikerendaliangliushi。

henjiuhen，zijineibuzhiqingzhongdeershucongzhongdaogui。

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meichengxiang，juranbeitawaidazhengzhejianloule。

zheixiatakanle，wanquanmeiwenti，

shoushangzheizhilongxiawang，zhenghaokeyizuoweizhucai，qitadetazaixiangxiangbanfa，yebuzhiyudiulesihaiyipindelian。

“duoxieyelaobanxinren，zheixianifangxinnazou，wobaozhunmeiwenti！doushiwozijizhuade，youwentijinguanzhaowobianshi！”

wuhaishengkandaotaneixianshudedongzuoyouxieyiwai，danyemeikeqi，zhijiejieguoleqian，yetongshianleyeyunqingdexin。

toutaobaoli，tawanyaocongzijidesuliaotongliyoumochuneizhishenxiadeyijinhualong，yiqijiaojileyeyunqing，“re，ganxieyelaobandeguanggu，zheizhixiaohualongjiudangdatou，songninle！”

yipangdewangfugui，kandaozheiyimu，mianseyinchen。

huranxiangdaoshenmeside，tahenhenwanleyipangmanlianbuganxindelidazuiyiyan，gangcaijiubugaitingzhe**deguihua。

kandaohaiyoudatou，yeyunqinglele，“haoa，neijiuduoxiele。”

shuozhe，tasuishoutaochuyizhangmingpian，dijilewuhaisheng，“yihouyoujinghuozhijiesongdaosihaiyipinlai，jiejiejinigehaojia！”

kandaotaneixiaoyuyanrandemoyang，napahuoleliangshi，wuhaishengyijiuneixinyidang，shunshoubianjiangmingpianshouxia，“hao，wodehuojuebuhuirangnishiwang！”

kandaoneizhangmingpian，lidazuijiduhuaile。

sihaiyipinkeshichenglidingjiandehaixianjiulou，nadaozheizhangmingpian，yihouyefanbuzhezaizheimatoumaisanhuobeirenzhuanchajiale，naquzhijiejiushigaojia。

wuhaishengzheishazi，zhenshizougoushiyunle。

qiaojianwuhaishengzixindeyangzi，yeyunqinghurankaikoudao，“duile，wozheiyoujiweikeren，dianmingleyaochizheilongxiawang，tamenrenduo，nizheiyizhipashibugou！hainengbunenggaodao？”

yeyunqingdehuayouyinfaleweiguanrendesaodong，gegedoudengzhekanwuhaishengchuqiu。

wuhaishengchenyinpianke，“jintiankongpashibuxingle......”

“haha，wojiushuoma，zheishazizhuangdayun，nengzhuadaoyizhibucuole！hainengcicidouzougoushiyun？”

“jiushi！shaziyepeizhengqian！”

jiuzaizhongrenchaofengshi，wuhaishengjixudao，“mingtianba，mingtianzheigeshihou，wobaozhengjininonglai，shuliangbuganbaozheng，danzhiduobushao！”

kandaotachengzhuzaixiongdeyangzi，yeyunqingmouguanggengliangle，“hao，niyaozhennengnonglai，meiduoyizhi，woewaijinijiayibai！”

“一言为定！”

liangrendachengyueding，yeyunqingtaochuxiuzhehailangwendezhensishoupacalecashou，huranchongzhedishangdetongnulenuzui，“ninengzaibangwogexiaomangma？wochezaimatouneibian，bangwolinguoqukehao？”

“xiaoshi！”wuhaishengshuangkuaidejiangsuliaotonglinqi，zhijiejiangtasongdaoleyeyunqingdecheshang。

kanzheneilianghongsedesangtana2000shiqu，wuhaishengwenzhekongqizhongliuxiadedandanxiangshuiwei，xindimomingchanshenglegedadandexiangfa。

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dengdachedaojiashi，tianseyijinganlexialai，chiguowanfantabianjiangliangqiankuaichaopiaodijilesutao，“saozi，zheiqianninazhedangshenghuofei，dengwozaizhuanleqian，zaibajialiquedebushang。”

“a......haishengzheimeduoqianninalaide！”kandaozheituranchuxiandejukuan，sutaobeiheleyitiao。

“当然是我赚的。”

wuhaishengmuguangjianding，“saozi，wobushishuolema，zheixieniannixinkule，wobuhuizairangnichiyidianku，qianwolaizhuan，yihouwoyangni！zhiyujialidezhaiwuniyefangxin，wohuihaiqingchude！”

sutaogenbenbuganshou，wuhaishengzhinengjiangzhuaxiahematoudeshishuoleyibian。

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sutaozheicaianxiaxin，jiangqianjieguoqu，“neihao，zheiqianjiudangwojinicunzhele，zanbunengluanhua，dengniyihouyaoqulaopole，jinidangcaili。”

kandaosutaoneiwenrouxianhuidemoyang，wuhaishengbujingantan，zijidagezhenshiqulegehaonvren。

可惜，他走太早了。

yiriyizao，wuhaishengqilegedazao。

takemeiwangleyuyeyunqingdeyueding，denggandaohaibian，caifaxianjintianhaishigexiaochao。

kenapashixiaochao，tayijiukandaoshatanshangdaochudoushiganhaideyumin。

zuotianlidazuiyihuilai，bianjiangwuhaishengdeshichuanbianlequancun。

rujinzheixiecunminqilegedazaolaiganhai，quandouxiangzhezhuangdayunzhualongxia，haodazhuanyibide！

“zeze，shaeryoulaijianloule？”

yikandaowuhaishengguolai，lidazuihaobukeqidejifengleqilai，“nibuhuizaiwodewozijianleyicilou，hainengjiandierci？”

zuotianyihuicun，tajiuzhaochensanyeqiuzhengguole，faxianwuhaishengdequemeishuohuang，tazhuaxiadedifangjiushitaqianrizhuahualongdedifang。

tachangzidouhuiqing，yiwanshangdoumeishuizhe。

lingchenjiupaqilai，jiangneipianquyumolegebian，jieguolianyizhihualongdeyingzidoumeiqiaojian。

xianzaiyikandaowuhaisheng，yuanqidunshibaofale。

“nidewozi？nigancuishuozheipiandahaishinijiahouhuayuandele。”wuhaishengchunjiaogouqiyimojifeng，“meibenshijiuzaipangbianxuezhedian，wojiaonizenmezhuaxia！”

tasaoleyiyanshatan，chaozhezuorineipianjiaoshiqunzouqu。

zaipangrenkanbujiandejiaodu，suizhetineigongfadeyunzhuan，wuhaishengyanranshanguoyimojinmang，zaicikaiqilelongtongguanchao！

beiwuhaishengchaofengdelidazui，bizidoukuaiqiwaile。

tabenlaizhunbeihaizui，kandaowuhaishengjuranchaotayijingmoguoyipiandejiaoshiqunzouqu，taxintouhuranyoulezhuyi。

chaozheshatanshangdeqitayumin，tadashengzhaohuleqilai。

“dajiakuailaikana，shaeryaozhuaxiale！”