zaizuojialeleyishengdexiaoshuo《rangnidiaoyu，nizujianyuanyanghaihangjiandui》zhong，yanchujiulimeiqishiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。yanchujiulimeiqizailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu，jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo，yanchujiulimeiqizhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi，bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo，yanchujiuyiyanjiurenlechulai，zheichejiaolandekuluzeheiwushi，luodijiayaoyibaiduogedabuliu。kaihaochejiulebuqi？kaihaochejiushihaorenma？……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。
“早啊！”
yicisheng，liangcishu，sancijiuxiyiweichangle。
yanchujiushiyingnenglihenqiang，meizaixiangzuotianneiyangdajingxiaoguai，xiangpaozaozhongdezhaomeidalegezhaohu，ranhouyebujinchile，ziguzidetuoyifuxizao。
taxiangtongle，fanzhengjiusuanzhaomeichuixianzijidemeise，tayemeibanfaluanlai。
xiwanbaibaichulai，meijianzhexiaoyi，kankanshijiancaifaxianzijijintianqideyoudianwanle。
qidianbanzhong，xiaoyixiangbiyijingchumenbaitanqule。
zaishichangtaoshenghuokebubizaibiededifang，bixuqidebijihaizao，neixieagongapoashuashenmaicaikeshihenzaode。
chufangliyousuyueqingzuohaodezaofan，yanchujiutongtongxuanwanzhihou，yeshoushizhuangbeichumen。
zhuangxiushibukenengzaigaozhuangxiule，zheibeizidoubukeneng，chiruanfanyoumeirenshishe，zhinengkankandiaoyunengbunengweichishenghuo。
qishangsanlunche，zaishangzhaomei，yanchujiujiaoxiayongliyideng，zuishangyaoheyisheng，“zouni！”
chelunmeidong，fandaochedichuanlai“guangdang”yishengxiang。
yanchujiuwanyaogouxiatoukankan，shensejiukuale！
倒霉催的！
三轮车的链条断了。
xianranshizheiliangtiandengtaimengle，youmeijishangrunhuayou，chelaozhuhuangdetazhongyudingbuzhu**le。
shuolaizheiliangsanluncheyeshilishihenyoujiule，fuqinzaideshihou，tajiuyijingzaile。
zhisuoyiyizhishebudehuan，tadejinianyiyiyuandayutadejiazhi。
buguogengzhongyaodeshimeiqian！
meibanfa，tuidaomatoushangquxiuba！
gangchumenkou，yanchujiujiukandaoyuanmenwaitingleyiliangquanchicunsuv。
jinguanshigeqiongbi，danbuyingxiangtaduihaochederenshi。
kaibuqi，xinshangyixia，yanjiuyifan，zuogeyuechewushuderenyehenkuailede。
yanchujiuyiyanjiurenlechulai，zheichejiaolandekuluzeheiwushi，luodijiayaoyibaiduogedabuliu。
开豪车就了不起？
开豪车就是好人吗？
sheijinideyongqitingzaiwojiamenkou？
yanchujiulijijiuyaoshangqianzhiwen，buguomeidengtakaikou，chechuangyijingjianglexialai。
kandaoluchutoulaidenvsiji，e，shini，neimeishile！
zheirenhuachenghuitaweibirenshi，kezhuangbanderuciguangxianjingli，zenmekenengburende。
songcaitongnv——limeiqi！
“ni……zenmezhidaowojiazaizheili？”
yanchugangkaikouwenwan，bianganjuezijishuolejufeihua。
zijidedixibingbushenmi，datingbudao，huaqianhaichabudaoma？
limeiqikanqilaiquegenjin，keshibuqueqian。
“buyaozaiyizheixiexijie！”limeiqibailebaishou，“shuozhongdian，jintianqunadiaoyu？”
yanchujiuyouxiechijing，“nizhenshangyinle？”
limeiqichizhiyibi，“diaoyuzenmekenengshangyin，wojialaotoudiaoleneimeduonianyu，tadoumeishangyin，hekuangwozhidiaoleliangtian。”
yanchujiudiandiantou，zijikanshipinxuelehaojiniandewaiyu，tongyangmeishangyin。
zhisuoyimeitiandouyidingyaochouchushijianlaixuexi，genyinwuguan，zhishiweileshangjin！
xianzai，takeshilianguoyudouyiqixuele，erqiexuedegengdaijinger，buyongkanzimudounengwanquantingdongkecheng。
……
“meizhi，nineigenvzhulini？”
“tazaitayinggaizaidedifang，xiangyaotadeweixindengwoxinqinghaozaishuo！”limeiqisuibianyingyiju，ranhoujiulianshengcuicu，“kuaishangche，nidesanlunchetaimanle，zuowodechequdiaoyu。”
yanchujiumeijiaoqing，sanluncheyijinghuaile，bucengtadechejiude11lugongjiao，huilangfeihenduoshijian。
nalezhuangbeidakaitadecheweixiang，dangchangjiushaleyan。
limianshimimishishidegezhongdiaoyuzhuangbei，saimanlezhenggecheweixiang。
haojiahuo，zheishibazhenggeyujudiandoubandaocheshanglea！
yanchujiudaizhezhaomeishanglehoupaizuo，limeiqiweiweizhoumei，“zenmehaidaizhegegouzi？”
“tahenguai，conglaibuhuichaonaochaijia……”
tingdaotazheiyangshuo，zhengzhunbeisiyaozhenpizuoyidezhaomeijiusongleya。
yanchujiuyesonglekouqi，mangfenfuta，“zhaomei，kuaijiaoayi！”
zhaomeimingxianyoudianbuqingyuan，danhaishihenjimianzidejiaohuanyisheng，“angwu~”
limeiqiyuanbenxiangjiuzhengyanchujiu，zijimeineimedanianling，jiaoshenmeayi，gaijiaojiejie！
zhishichuiyankanlekan，buyoujiuqinghengtayiyan，ranhouzaizawuxianglinalegenhuotuichangdijizhaomei。
zhaomeizhangzuijieguo，buguomeiyouchi，fandaotouyishuai，jingranjianghuotuichangrengdaoleyibian，yifubuchijielaizhishideyangzi。
“yo！”limeiqishunjianbeiqilele，“nizheigouzihaitingyouxinggedeni！”
“ng，tayabijiaohao，butaixihuanchiruanfan。wojiubuyiyangle。”
limeiqiyiwen，“nixihuanchiruanfan？”
“bu，wolianzhoudoubufangguo！”
“……”
limeiqiganjuezheihuoyouyisi，erqiebuzhiyidian，danmeiyoudiaoyuzhongyao，yibianfadongcheziyibianwen，“kuaishuo，qunaerdiaoyu？”
yanchujiuyemeiyouhaodiaodian，jiuzhidaozuotianneier。
“yaobu……haishilaodifang？”
limeiqixiangdaozuotiandiaodaodedashiban，haiyouliuyushideganjue，dunshizhenggerenxingfenleqilai。
“xing，laodifangjiulaodifang，jintianyaobuyaozaiqiayichangyu？”
“youqia？butaihaoba！”
zongzaiyitiaoyangshenshanghao，yanchujiudouyoudianbuhaoyisile，pajitahaochuxuelai。
“youshenmebuhaode？niyaoshipashu，keyizhishuo。”
yanchujiutixiaojiefei，zouguoneimeduoshanheguoneimeduoshui，zhenmeijianguozheimecaiyouzheimeaiwandenvdiaoyou。
“xing，jintiannixiangzenmeqia！”
“bisheidiaodeyuduo，buguonishuleneilianggenyugandehaiwo！”
“woyingleyecongnineizaitiaolianggen？”
“一根！”
“成交！”
yanchujiurangleyibu，jinbaijindejuwu，yaogouzhihoukebunengyizhiyinggongzhe，shidangdeshihouyeyaorangyirangxian。
tuogoulekejiudebuchangshi！
yuedingleduzhu，limeiqijiugengyoujingle，bachekaidexiangfeijiyiyang。
yanchujiuzuodexinjingdanzhan，chadianmeitule。
……
shilaifenzhonghou，didazhanchang。
buchuyiwaidehua，yiwaijiufashengle！
liangrenbeizhezhuangbeichuanguoshulinhou，faxianxiamianyijingyoudiaoyulaozaineierle。
lianggeren，yizuoyiyou，zhenghaozhanleyanchujiuyulimeiqizuotiandeweizhi。
yanchujiuhennamen，zheidifangxiangdangyinbi，yibanrendouyiweishulinxiamianshixuanyaqiaobi，buzhidaoyouxiaoluxialai，gengbuzhidaoxiamianyoudiaowei。
“shisheizouloulefengshengni？”
limeiqishanshandeshuo，“you……kenengshiwo！”
“呃？”
“wozhiqianmaierliaodeshihou，laobanjiwotuijianlegenimenbendidediaoyuqun，zuotianshangleneimedayitiaoshiban，wochulefapengyouquan，haifadaolequnli。”
yanchujiutanlekouqi，buguoyekeyilijie，diaodaodayusheibuxiangzhuangyixiani？
zijidiaodaoneitiaodaqingbandeshihoubuyeyiyangma？
“meizhi，yihoubiezuozheiyangdeshashile，diaodaoyuxuanyaokeyi，danbuyaobaoludiaodian！”
limeiqiyoudianweiqu，“woyijingguyimeipaiyuanjinglea！”
yanchujiujuedeyoubiyaojiaotayixiezuorendezhishile。
“diaoyulaogegedouguijing，tamenzhaodiaoweidenenglibuyayufuermosi。youshihougenbenbuyongkanyuanjing，jinpingjiujindeyikuaijiaoshi，yipianhaishui，shenzhishiyitiaoyujiunengjingzhunpanduanchuweizhi。”
limeiqinanyizhixin，“zhendejiade，nizheiyeshuodetaikuazhangleba？”
“yidianyebu，meigehaiyudejiaoshidouyoushuyutadeduteyinji，liruyoudedifangyansetebiehei，fuzhewutebieduo，youdezhangmanhaicao，youdezecuncaobusheng，guangtutude，jinguanzheizhonghenshao，danmingyanrenyikanjiuzhidaoshinaer。”
“neizenmecongyitiaoyupanduanni？”
“tedingdehaiyushengzhangtedingdeyuzhong，tamenshengaoduoshaosanweiduoshao……”
“dengyixiadengyixia！”limeiqimangdaduanta，“nishuoshengaosanwei？”
“ke，jiuyunengzhangduoda，shenmeyanse，yubiededifangyoushenmequbie，yibanrenkanbuchulai，diaoyulaoqueyidumingzhai！”
limeiqiganjuezijizengzhangleqiguaiyoumeiyongdezhishi。
“neiwomenhaizaibuzaizheilidiaole？”
ruguoshiyiqian，buxihuanreshideyanchujiuziranshixuanze“suosha”。
xiamiansuiyoudiaowei，danbuduo，lianggerenmeiwenti，sigerenjiutaiji。
zheiyangjizaiyiqishurenwusuowei，moshengrenjiuhenrongyichanshengmoca，congeryinfachongtu。
mingzhidezuofajiushilingzhaodifang，buguoyanchujiubeineitiaosibuxiangyaolezhihou，buzhishentifashenglebianhua，xinggeyeyiyang。
shengsikandan，bufujiugan。
dajiadoushitouyihuizuoren，pingshenmerangzhenimen。
yanchujiuchaoxiafangzixikankan，faxianbianjiaoshanghaiyouweizhi，mianqiangnengrangliangrenchuidiao，yebuhuiyingxiangdaobieren，jiushiweizhibutailixiang，bushiyuxihuandouliudedifang！
“diao，weishenmebudiao！”
“可他们……”
“tamendiaotamende，womendiaowomende。jingshuibufankuangquanshui！”
“hao，tingnide，bufujiugan，sheipasheia！”
daolexiamianhou，yanchujiufaxianzheilianggediaoyulaozijijingranrenshi，zuotianjianguodehuangrishanhehuangzhihong。
我的九个师姐镇天下！
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