limeiqibujichengbendefengkuangdawo，jinbaikuainanjixiazhuanrengxiaquweiyuhou，zhongyuqilexiaoguo。
tadejinkouabofupiaozaishuimianshanghuangdangjixia，huanhuanchenrushuizhong。
haoxiang……youkoule，dahaishibuda？
zuoweixinshoudelimeiqishifenyouyu，xiangyaomashangda，pameichiwen，xiangyaodenghuierzaida，youpacuoguojihui。
youyouyuyuhaoyizhen，tacaizhongyutigan。
yunqijiushineimehao，xiamaozhuangxiayu。
yiguqiangjingweimengdelidaodunshicongganshangchuanlai，rangtajiaoquyizhan，shuangshouganjinyongjinquanliqudequzhuaiyugan。
yifanlachehou，meiyouehuo，yujingranbeitaganshanglaile！
氪金玩家嘛！
zhuangbeizugouhao，xianyoucu，chidehaineimeshen。
yuwanquanmeiyoufankangnengli，youxuebuhuixiangshou，zhinengrenmingdeshengtian！
zheishiyitiaobanshidiao，kangetoubiyanchujiugangcaidiaodeneitiaoheidiaohaiyaoda！
“哇塞，好大哦！”
limeiqixingfendejiaoleqilai，yongquyuqizhaixiagouzi，deyidejiangyuyangqi，zhunbeixiangyanchujiuhaohaoxuanyaoyixia，jieguoquekandaorenjiazhengchilidejuzheyijingchengledawangongdeyugan！
这……是挂地球了？
hao，taihaole，huogaia！
kannihaiganbuganxiaozhang，nengbunengdeyi！
咦，不对！
鱼线在蛇行走位！
tazheibushiguadi，shizhongjuwule！
aiya，wodima，kanqilaihaoda！
shaoshuoyeyoubajiujin，fouzeyuganbukenengwanchengzheiyang！
好羡慕，好妒忌！
buzhidaojitayibaikuaiqian，nengbunengrangwoliuliangfenzhongni？
……
yanchujiucishiyijingjinzhangdaolejidian，eshangmaochulemijixihan。
yugandezhiliangcha，xianzuyexi，gouzihaibuda，mingxianchengshoubulezheimedadeyu，suishidouyoutuogouqiexianbaogandekeneng。
tayidianyebuganshenglayingzhuai，zhinengbaozheganzi，yiroukegangdegentajiangchiduikang。
“呜~~呜呜～～”
yuxianpofengdeshengyinxiangleqilai。
zheiduiyudiaoyulaoeryan，wuyishishijieshangzuimeimiaodeyinle，xiaobangdoudepaihoumian。
yujinrentui，nishangwoxia，lailai**delache……
limeiqishigehaoren，ganjinzaixinlimomojitajiayouzhuwei：duangan，qiexian，rendawo！
youyutaiguojinzhangxingfen，zuihoushenzhiwufazikongdezhijiehanchushenglai。
“duangan，qiexian，rendawo！”
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buguozheigeguanjianshike，yemeigongfugentayibanjianshile！
weilebimianfashengtasuoxiwangfashengdeshiqing，yanchujiuganjinbalunzidexielishaoweidiaosongleyixie。
zheiyizhaoguoranyouyong，youjingwuxiandekangguoleshibandiyibofali。
yanchujiulianmangsuolexieli，jixuyaolunshouxian，tongshidengdaitadierbofali。
xianshouleshilaiquanhou，turanjiushoubudongle！
鱼线突然极致绷紧。
ganziwanqudechengdushunjianbianda，zulizaicizengqiang！
xianranshishibanyoufalile，erqiebishangyibogengmeng。
“吱吱～～”
lunzifachulekongbudeshengyin。
zheiyici，liezhideyuganyulunzikaishizaobuzhule。
xianbeihenkuaibeiqingkong，yugantongguoxianzuheshibanxingchenglebahezhishi。
“pa”jinbengyizhenhou，yishengcuixiangchuanlai，yuganjingranduanchengliangjie。
“哦嚯！”
limeiqifachulexingzailehuodejiaosheng，shenzhihainiuzhexiyaozaigezaiwu。
“nimeineizhongmingya，dayuzhihuilundaowo，shibanzongshiquehuonizhengshenme？zhiguaiyunqitaishaole，mingyetaibeile……hehehehe！”
**！
zheimeizhidiaojixuedebuzadi，diaoyulaodedexingquexuelegeshizu。
yanchujiubeiqidekuxiaobude，xinganjusangdetazhengxiangrengdiaoyugan。
sheizhizheigeshihou，duanledeyuganshangjingranhaiyoulachedelidaochuanlai。
咦！
什么情况？
yanchujiulengleyixiacaimingbaiguolai。
yuganduanle，xianmeiduan，yuyemeipao！
yanchujiujijingyouxi，changshizhezaiciyaolunshouxian，faxianjingrannengshoudong，ganjinchenyaolima，bingzheqixijixugentalache。
youjingguoleqibafenzhongjiliewubidelaihuijiaolihou，shibanzhongyuluchuleshuimian。
qingshiban，yuemoyoushisansijinzhong。
haojiahuo，zheiyaoshinengbatanongshanglai，napayijinzhimaiwuliushikuai，neiyexiaoyiqiankuai，dingtaleisileihuoganyigeduoxingqile。
qingshibansuiranchuleshui，mingxianhaiyouliqi，zaishuimianhuanglexiahouyouyigemengzizhalexiaqu！
yanchujiumeiyougentazheji，yinweiyugenrenyiyang。
haohanjiabuzhusanpaoxi，yuyejinyousanboli！
yierguzaiershuaisanerjie！
qingshibanxianzaideliqimingxiandaburuqianle。
woyaowenwendecaifu，nenggoudidangpinqiongdecanku，zaiwumiandeshenye，keyibaofu！
yanchujiumomojizijijiayoudaqi，jinjinkongzheduanganliuyu。
limeiqizheihuiyebuzuoguaile。
dayusuishidoukenengqiexianpaolu，xingshijinzhangyanjun，xianxianghuansheng。
tadeyikexinbeitidaolesangziyanshang，henbunengtiaojinshuilibayugongshanglai，nahaifendechuxinsidaoluan。
jiliedejiaozhuyouguolesansifenzhong，qingshibanzhongyuzaicichushui！
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yanchujiujiangtahuanhuanlaguolaihou，ganjueyoudiannanban，yinweizheimedadeyu，buyongchaowangshihennantuoshuishangande。
yaoshizaizuihouyikepaole，datuifeipaizhongbuke。
bixuyongchaowangcaiwendang，neijiudewennvdiaoyoujie。
kejieniangmen，mingxianbushihaorena！
zhengyouyuzheyaobuyaokaikoujiedeshihou，yigeshensuochaowangyijingshuadihualuodaoshuizhong，yibajiangyudoulejinqu。
chaoyudeziranjiushilimeiqi，zheilichuleta，yemeiyoudisangeren。
zhiyuweishenmezhudongbangmang？
buyaowen，wenyebuzhidao！
fanzhengkanjianneimedadeyu，diaobudao，tayexiangchaoyixia。
zheijiuxiangneixielaosiji，kanjianchetoudengyaoyan，xiantiaoliuchangdehaoche，napadongcouxipin，yeyaonongchushoufulai。
shizaimaibuqi，yeyaoqianfangbaijidequshijiashiyiyangdedaoli。
kanjianshibanyuanquanshangan，yanchujiusonglekouqi，limaodaoleshengxiehou，biantaochushoujipaizhao。
diaoshangdayubuxuanyao，dengyujinyiyexing。
kongjunneimejiule，zongsuanyouyiciyangmeituqi，buzaidiaoyuqunlichuishanggesanwunianzenmeduideqiziji。
yanchujiudakaipaishegongneng，jiangzijisishisimadejiaofangdaoqingshibanpangbian。
“ai，jintiandexieyoudianzang！”
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yiqiandiaobudaoyu，shuohuabuyingqi，gancuijiuqianshuikuiping，daidiaoyoufachulaidediaodian。
buguozheixiexiaokeaiyuanyifenxiangdediaodian，jibendoushidiaolandele，anshangrengdeerliaodaidounengbaohu。
xinrukengdelimeiqikanzhetadejudong，ganjuemomingqimiao。
zheixiezizangbuzang，gennidiaodeyuyoumaoxianguanxi！
nipaixiejiupaixie，bayuyeyiqipaijinqushijigeyisi？
zheigeren，zhidingyoushenmedabing！
dangaishuobushuo，taneisha…diaodeyuzhenda！
jifenzhonghou，yuanbenjingqiaoqiaodequnturanjiuzhaguole。
“@xiangaotu，zheiyuyaoshichaoguoshijin，wodangchangshengchileta。nigangaosuwonizainalima？woxianzaijiudaichengguoqu。”
“@xiangaotu，xiaodinielemeiyou？nisaozibaolejiaozi，woqujienidewei，nidaowojiachijiaoziqu。”
“@xiangaotu，mingrenbushuoanhua，woshigechayelao，niyaoshijiwofaweizhi，wozheiyihoudaolexincha，diyishijiantongzhiniguolaimianfeishihe。”
“@xiangaotu，woyekeyidainigaoyibaijindejuwu，zhiyaonibaxianzaidediaodianfenxiangjiwo。”
“……”
buyongwen，xiangaotujiushiyanchujiudewangming。
zhiyuweishenmeqizheigemingzi？meibiedeyisi，jiushizimianshangdeyisi。
yanchujiukanzhequnliyitiaotiaoaitezijidexinxi，buyoudechengmujieshe。
jinqunkuaisannianle，tacongbuzhidaoyuanlaiqunligegedoushirencai，shuohuazheimehaoting。
sannianle，nimenzhidaozheisannianwoshizenmeguolaidema？
nimenyiweimomodeqianshuikuipingzhendehenshuangma？
是的，超爽！
nimensheizhidaowobanimendiaojuwudexianchangshipinqiaoqiaobaocunxialaileni？
yanchujiuziranbuhuibadiaodianfachuqude，zhuangwanjiuguanbiqunliao，shenzanggongyuming。
shouqileshouji，takaishituoyifu。
又来？
yizhizaiguanzhuzhetadelimeiqibeiheledatiao，xiayishideliantuileliangbu。
tazhendebuxiangzaicanguanlea！
哪怕免费的也不要！
实在太吓人了！
limeiqilijifachujinggao，“ni，niyaoganshenme，nikebieluanlai，buran……”
zheinvren，naoziyinggaishiyoukengba！
yanchujiuanlidiguyiju，batuoxiadeyifutankaifangdaodishang，jiangqingshibanyijibiedezayufangjinqu，zhunbeilindaosanluncheneibianqu。
yudiaodetaiduole，liangzhishougenbennabuguolai。
唉，烦死了！
limeiqikanqingtadejudong，zheicaixingjuezijiwuhuile，“wei，neigediaoyulao……”
yanchujiutingdaole，keshimeilihui。
gangcaizhudonggennidazhaohuaidabuli，xianzaishangdayudewonigaopanbuqi！
dangran，ruguoniyongmeisehuiluwo，wokeyikaolvdaliniyixia！