《rangnigaizaoyuchuan，055daqushenmegui》shiyibuchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，youzuojiateaichichaichuangzuo。gushiweiraozhejiangchenchenzhangzhengzhankai，jieshilejiangchenchenzhangzhengdemaoxianyuchengzhang。zheibuxiaoshuojianjujincoudeqingjieheshenduderenwusuzao，weiduzhedailaileyichangshijueshengyanhexinlinglvcheng。“renmingguantian，zaiciwoyejiubumojile，dingweigangcaineiweixiongdijidedizhi，zhijiefasheba！”huayingangluo，zhibojianshunjiananjinglexialai。……。
jiangchenxianshengdeyaoqiu，jinjinshigaishanpojiudegongzuohuanjing！
听到这儿。
guofangtiantuanquantichengyuan，jitileimu。
这算什么要求？
cike，guofangtiantuancaizhenzhengmingbai。
youguanjiangchenqiangliedeaiguoxin，tamenyiwusuozhi！
jiangchenxianshengshizhenqiedexiangyao，bazijideyiqiefengxianjiguojia。
guofangtiantuanqiangpotatiyaoqiu，fanershijitadailailefudan，shiduitajingshenshangdewuru！
jiangchenxianshengsuotidezheigeyaoqiujinjinshiweilerangguofangtiantuanxinanlideyixie。
tongshiyoubuxiangweibeizijiaiguodechuxin。
suoyi，taningyuanfangqiguofangtiantuankaichude20geyideyanfazijin。
weidezhishibujiguojiatianfudan！
天呐！真的哭死！
yishidaozheiyidian，guofangtiantuanleiliumanmian。
“jiangchenxiansheng！nindeyisiwomenlejiele！”
guofangkezhangcalecayanzhongdeleishui，jidongdeshuodao。
“ninduiguojiadewusifengxian，womenjueduibuhuiwang！ninfangxin，meirennengdongnindechangfang，bingqiewomenzhunbeijiangnindezaochuanchangshengjiweijunshizhongdi！xianzarendengxiuxiangqingyijinru。”
“meicuo！jiranshengjiweijunshizhongdi，neimejingquan，anbaorenyuanbixupeibeizhengqi，wotiyi，congtezhanlvtiaoyigepaiguolai，fuzebaoweijiangchenxianshengdeanquan，lingwai，jingquandaduiyesuishidaiming，zhiyaojiangchenxianshengyouxuyao，bixuzaizuiduandeshijiannei，gandaoxianchang！”
“wozheijiulianxifuzejijiande，yidingyaoyongzuihaodecailiaogaijianjiangchenxianshengdechangfang！jiusuanshidizhen，haixiao，napahuoshanpenfa，douyaoquebaojiangchenxianshengdeshiyanshianranwuyang！”
“gongzuorenyuanyebunengcha！zhuliyaoshixidehaishiyoujingyande，jiangchenxianshengninjinguankaikou！jiusuanshineijigemingwanbulingdelaojiaoshou，woyehuijinsuonengdeshizheququanquan！”
“haiyou，changfangwaiwojuedeyinggaituyicengyinshencailiao……”
“ng，youdaoli，neisizhoushibushiyinggaiwayitiaohaogoua？youtiaojiandehua，fangkongdongyeanpaishang……”
“jiangnanzaochuanchangdeyinshijinhouhuanchengtegongdeba？houqinbunimenyoushurenmei，dagezhaohu！anzhaojiangchenxianshengdexihaolaianpai……”
……
guofangtiantuandejiweiyueliaoyueqijing。
jiangchenqueshiyouxieshouzuwucuo。
闹哪样？
haijunshijidi，fangkongdong，dage，wojiushixiangyaoyizuopuputongtongdezaochuanchang，youzheimenanma？
zhaozheigejiashifazhanxiaqu。
wenzifeijinlaidouyaoailiangbazhang，haizenmezuoshengyi？
“几位领导。”
jiangchenzhoulezhoumeitoushuodao。
“meibiyaozheimemafan，jiujiandandebawudingdeloudongbuyibu，shuayicengyouqi，ranhouhexiangguanbumenshuoyixia，bawocongweijianmingdanzhongchechuqujiuxing。”
“zhiyunimenshuodeneixie，dakebubi！”
“jiangchenxiansheng！ninyaobuzaikaolvkaolv！”
“就此打住！”
jiangchenyilianyansudehuilehuishou，jieshidao：
“ruguoannimenshuodegaizaofangan，neiwodezaochuanchanghainengzhengchangzuoshengyima？hainengfuwulaobaixingma？”
“woshiconglaobaixingzhongchulaide，ziranyaohuidaoqunzhongzhongqu，suoyi，jiuanwoshuodequzuoba！”
“keshijiangchenxiansheng……”
“zhukou！jiwoanjiangchenxianshengshuodezuoba！”
guofangkezhangyikaikou，jirenzongsuandachenglexieyi。
congqunzhongzhonglai，huiqunzhongzhongqu。
jiangchenxianshengyoujitamenshangleyike！
likaijiangnanzaochuanchang，guofangkedejiweidalaojiujiubunengshihuai。
tamenzhulizaidamenkou，wangxiangjiangchenyuanqudebeiying。
shineimededanbo，queyouchongmanliliang！
guofangkezhangqingbuzijindexiangjiangchenjingleyigebiaozhundejunli！
zuoshangzhuanche，jiweidelianshangjiuxiangshengkaidexianhuaneibancanlan。
这一趟可算没白来。
不！
简直来的太对了！
hejiangchenxianshengquerenhaodingdanbushuo。
yishangwudetanhua，gengrangdajiaqueding，jiangchenshiyiweizhenzhenshishideaiguozhuyizhe。
youjiangchenxianshengzaibeihouwusifengxian，momodegaokeyan。
longguohaijundeshilichaoyueyingjiangyebushimengxiang！
fanchengzhiqian，yourenturanxiangqileyijianshiqing。
lianpenjiheyingjiangdengxifangguojialianhefabu，qianzelongguozaiyuyeshengchanchuanzhishanganzhuangshashangxingwuqi。
zuotianjiangchenxianshengdezhiboshiquanwanggongkai。
xiangguandezhibolupingyijingchuanbodaoguowai，bingqiezaiwaiwangyinqixuanrandabo。
kaolvdaojiangchenxianshengjinhouhaihuijixuzouzhibozheitiaodaolu。
henyoukenenghuibeijiaopengji，yingjiangdengzhenyingjidingshang，bingyonglaidasizuowenzhang。
shibushigaitixingtadidiaodian？
zheiyangdegulv，guofangkezhangzaojiuyishidaole。
suihaojiangchenxianshengzaizhibojianliyizaishengcheng，zheizhishiyimeipuputongtongdezhaomingxinhaodan。
zhibuguoyinshengongnengqiangleyidiudiu。
feixingsuduyekuaileyidiudiu。
zuihoushishechengyeyuanleneimeyidiudiu。
ruguojinjinshiwanwenziyouxi，guofangtiantuandegeweijueduiyouxinxinbayingjiangyijijiaopengjitamenjihuyoudebuyaobuyaode。
danwentishi，jiangchenxianshengzaizhibojianlizhanshiguozheimeichaojizhaomingxinhaodandexiaoguo。
neimezaiyingjiangyijijiaopengjiyanzhong。
tamenzhinengkandaoliangwanduogonglideshecheng，chaogaodeyinshengongneng，yijigaochaoyinsudefeixingsudu。
kongguoguofangnengxiangdao，zaidantoushangmianzuohegaizhuang，yingjiangtamenyebushishazi。
zheijiuyiweizhelongguodehedajimianjiyijingfugailezhenggelanxing。
zheiyaoshifangrenbuguan，yingjiangrenhainengshuiyigeanwenjuema？
这是绝对不可能的。
weilezhenduilongguo，zheixieguojiayixiangshiwusuobuyongqiji。
kegangcaihejiangchenxianshengjiaoliudeshihoubeitaderengemeilijigandongdekule，yishijianjiubazheijianshipaodaonaohouqule。
讨论了一会儿。
dahuoeryizhijueding，dengdaochangfanggaizaowancheng，zaijijiangchenxianshengtigexingyebuchi。
bijingjiexiaqujiangchenxianshenghaiyaoduijiezheijimeizhaomingxinhaodandedingdan，zaijiashangchangfangdegaizaohaimeiwancheng。
duanshijianneiyinggaibuhuinaochutaidadongjing。
zaizenmetiancai，yebukenengzaiyiyezhijiankaifachu，biliangwanduogonglishechengdeyinshenzhaomingxinhaodanhaiyaoniubaidezhuangbeiba？
国防科长说道：
“kejidejinbudoushixuyaoshijiande，womenxianzaiyaoshihuiquzhaojiangchenxianshengshuozheigewenti，pashihuiyingxiangtahouxudefaming。”
“jiangchenxianshengshuole，tadefamingshiweilezaofuyumin，rujinquebeiqianchedaojunshishanglaile，nishuojiangchenxianshengdesiluhuibuhuishouyingxiang？”
“tijiangchenxiansheng，kangzhulaiziwaibudeyali，zheibujiushiwomenguofangkeyinggaizuodeshima？bulunyingjiangtamenruheqianze，womenbixuyaozuodaocongrongyingdui，jueduibunengyingxiangdaojiangchenxiansheng！”
……
而此时。
jiangchenzhanzaishiyanshili，kaishidaoguqitadebulaojijia。
ziyanziyudao：“youqiandeganjuezhenhao，shebeiqiquanle，zheijijiadeshengjigongzuojiuqingsongduole，xiangxinyongbuleduojiujiunengshangjiaxiaohuangchele！”
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栏目：古代
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栏目：古代
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作者：八旬老贼
栏目：古代
作者：东方恶狼
栏目：古代
zuozhe：aichixiangbolvchadeniudingtian
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栏目：古代
