《renzaiqiling,kaijubeianpaihejulaoxiangqin》zhujiaoweixuniannianhexingyan,zuozhesizangyuese001rumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli,qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou,xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。“nishuoshenme?nibushigenheconghaozaiyiqilema?”xiuhongbuzhidaotaguinvwenzheigeganma,zhiyongmaojinyoubangtacalecalianshang……
“biwaimianderena,buzhidaoqiangleduoshao,daoshiyigebucuoderenxuan,jiushiguaikexile,niannianbuxihuan”
takeshijide,liqiangneigeqianqisileyihou,liqiangpeileduifangjialiyidabiqian。
xufuyanjingyiliang,tazenmemeixiangdaozheidianni?zijizaizheigegangweidoudailekuaishinianle,jiushibusheng,zaibusheng,bizijixiaodedouyaoqizaizijitoushangle。
xufumangnaqizhuozishangdefanwan,henhendiheleyidakou,shijingyaleyixiaxinzhongdezaodong。
xuruhuakanzhetaba,jiuzhidaotabadongxinle,danshitayougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaowen:
“ba,neigeluhuaijinshijinnianduodale?”
xufukanleyanxuruhua,kanzaitalianbeidazhongdefenshang,nulidihuiyizhexinlideneirong:
“haoxiang27.......”
xuruhuaxintiaozaicijiasu,chabuduojiushitale,zhiyaorangtazaikanyiyanzhenrenzhangshenmeyangzi,tajiukeyiqueren。
“ba,wonengqugentaxiangqinma,wobupadaihaizi。”
xufuzuiliganghexiadeyidakouzhou,zhijiependaolexuruhuadelianshang:
“nishuoshenme?nibushigenheconghaozaiyiqilema?”
xiuhongbuzhidaotaguinvwenzheigeganma,zhiyongmaojinyoubangtacalecalianshangdezhou。
xuruhuabuzaiyidishuodao:
“womenyoumeijiehunni。”
xufuyikouqichadianmeishanglai:
“buxing,shuochuquchengshenmeyangzi,nihaizheimenianqingjiuqujirendanghouma?”
xuruhuadeliangaogaoyangqi:
“neiniyouhaotiaojianjixuniannianjieshao,zabujiwojieshao?”
beizheiyidacha,xufuyuanbenxiangqudaxunianniandexinsiyedanle。
biezheyiduziqi,huidaowuliqushuiwujuele。
xiuhongshijingnieleyixiataguinv:
“luanshuoshenmeni!bierenibashengqi。”
shuowanjiugenzhexufujinlewu。
xuniannianchibaolefan,tangzaichuangshangkaishihuiyijuqing。
xianzaishi1974nianxia,anzhaodiyishidefazhan,yuanzhubiyejiuhuitongheconghaojiehun,ranhoutamenjiajitazhaoleyigebaihuoshangchangshouhuoyuandegongzuo,suoyijiubuyongxiaxiangle,
diershi,tamenjiayejiyuanzhujieshaoleliqiang,yuanzhuweiletaobixiaxiangjiutongyilejiehun,daosidoumeishenggehaizi。
genjushuli,liqianghaishigejiabaonan。
zheibeiziyuanzhuchongdongzhixia,zhijietuixuele,xiaxiangzhenshipozaimeijiele,zhenshizaonie。
youqifumudoubukaopu,yitashangbeizidejingyan,tadejimukebuxiangshenmeshulixiedeneimeshanliang。
buguojimuyeshishulidepeijiao,ziranmiaoshubuduo,zheibenshuzheliyunvzhuruhezhongshenggaiming,zhuanqianzhifude。
xuniannianbudebuchengren,taxianzainengzoude,zhiyoujiehunzheitiaolule。
naohaizhonghuranfuxiantabaxiawushuodeluhuaijinzheigemingzi,mingzidaoshihenhaoting,xianggeyouwenhuade,mengyitingtingershude,jiushixiangbuqilainalitingguo。
diershideshihou,yuanzhuyebeijieshaoguozheigeren,buguoyuanzhuxianqidanghoumazhijiejujuele。
tapaileyixianaodai,turanxiangqilaile,zheibushihouqidejulaoma?
jiuliannvzhuzuoshengyideshihou,douyaozoudongderenmai。
shuoqilai,nvzhudashangxian,haishiyinweiyuanzhuwaizufudeneigehunyue。
haojiahuo,yuanzhubudanshipaohui,haishidianjiaoshi。
duiyuzheigejulao,xunianniankechidixindongle,xiangzhenvzhuhaiyaolaizhaojulaopanguanxi。
daoshihoutajiuqingqingdiwanyixiazijilaogongdeshou,jiaojiaoruoruodishuoyiju:
“不许帮,”
xiangxiangzheigechangmiantajiujuedeshuang,sheirangtachuanchengpaohuileni,yuanzhugennvzhujiushididuideguanxi。
taziranshiyaotiyuanzhubaochoude。
yidingshimingyunjiangtagenjulaoqiandaoleyiqi,yaoburantamenzenmenengyouwawaqinni。
quanranwangjileshisheiqianjiaogangshuode,jiajierhundenanrenyouduokui。
buguo,yaobuyaozaiyiqi,haishiyaokanyixiayanzhiduibuduizijideweikoude。
tashigeyangou,chuanyueyicijiumingbaile,shangbeizigenhexingyannaobeng,kenengjiushiyinweiduifangxiantianyanzhijiumeixiyindaoziji。
尤其想到有些段子。
相亲前:爱钱。
xiangqinhou:daoyemeineimeaiqian。
zheicijiqujiaoxun,bixukankanyanzhi
xuniannianzhijiebengchufangmen,qiaoleqiaoxufudemen:
“ba,woyaoquxiangqin。”
shuizaiketinggechulaixiaodanjiandexuruhuatingjianzheijuhua,likeshuqileerduoting。
neidaizibuhuifanyingguolaileba,yaogenluhuaijinxiangqin?tadexinbeijinjinjiuqi,liantazhongwushoudeneisanbazhangdoujiwangjile。
zhongshengyishi,yaoshuoxinliyouxiefenfenbupingdejiushi,pingshenmexuniannianbitapiaoliangneimeduo。
zheigeyanzhiyaoshitachengxinqugouyinshei,sheinengdingdezhu。
xuxiuhongguolaitixunianniandakailemen:
“nibashuizhele,youshenmeshiqingwandianzaishuoba。”
guinvxiangzhongderen,kendingshiyoutadedaolide,laotouzizhongwuhaoburongyiduichangzhangjiadeerziganxingqule,dengyoushijiantahaiyaoduoshuoshuoni。
xufuzaichuangshangfanlegeshen,kunsile,zheishiganshenme,hairangburangrenshuijuele。
xunianniancaibuguanzheiyitao,zhijieyongshouqiaomen:
“ba,bieshuijuele,nibushirangwojiarenma?wotongyile,nixiawujiujiluhuaijinfadianbaoba,womenxianlaixianggeqin。”
xufubeituruqilaidechaonaosheng,hedeyijilingzuoleqilai,chuihuzidengyandishuodao:
“shenmewanyi?nibushishuobukaolvlema?luhuaijinbiliqianghaozainalile,haiduogehaiziyaonizhaogu。”
tinglexifudehua,lianggerenduibiqilai,tashigengcexiangliqiangde,
luhuaijinqueshishituanzhang,danshitashiqianlaozhangrenneibiandeguanxi,jiehunyihoutiangaohuangdiyuande,tagujiyelaobudaoshenmehaochu,yejiushuochuquhaoting。
liqiangjiubuyiyangle,takeshichangzhangerzi,zheiyaoshijiehunle,zijinengxiangshoudaodefulikeshidadade,budanzijigongzuoyoubaozhangle,yihouerzichulaiyeshituotuodeyougongzuole。
许年年靠在门上:
“ba,zheibushitianshengdeyuanfenma,yaoburantazenmehuigenwodingshangwawaqin。”
xufurouleroutou,jicuolema,fanzhuoshanghaoxiangbushizheimeshuode:
“nigenluhuaijinxiangqinkeyi,yeyaogenliqiangyexiangqinyici。”
许年年皱眉:
“ba,nikengwoniba,liqiangjiuzaidayuanli,wohaiyonggentaxiangqin,xiangqinbucheng,wohaiyaobuyaozheigelianle,zaishuotakendingbuxingde,zhangdegendaheixiongside,yiquandounengdasiwo,woshangganzhezhaodani?”
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