“biwaimianderena，buzhidaoqiangleduoshao，daoshiyigebucuoderenxuan，jiushiguaikexile，niannianbuxihuan”
takeshijide，liqiangneigeqianqisileyihou，liqiangpeileduifangjialiyidabiqian。
xufuyanjingyiliang，tazenmemeixiangdaozheidianni？zijizaizheigegangweidoudailekuaishinianle，jiushibusheng，zaibusheng，bizijixiaodedouyaoqizaizijitoushangle。
xufumangnaqizhuozishangdefanwan，henhendiheleyidakou，shijingyaleyixiaxinzhongdezaodong。
xuruhuakanzhetaba，jiuzhidaotabadongxinle，danshitayougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaowen：
“ba，neigeluhuaijinshijinnianduodale？”
xufukanleyanxuruhua，kanzaitalianbeidazhongdefenshang，nulidihuiyizhexinlideneirong：
“haoxiang27.......”
xuruhuaxintiaozaicijiasu，chabuduojiushitale，zhiyaorangtazaikanyiyanzhenrenzhangshenmeyangzi，tajiukeyiqueren。
“ba，wonengqugentaxiangqinma，wobupadaihaizi。”
xufuzuiliganghexiadeyidakouzhou，zhijiependaolexuruhuadelianshang：
“nishuoshenme？nibushigenheconghaozaiyiqilema？”
xiuhongbuzhidaotaguinvwenzheigeganma，zhiyongmaojinyoubangtacalecalianshangdezhou。
xuruhuabuzaiyidishuodao：
“womenyoumeijiehunni。”
xufuyikouqichadianmeishanglai：
“buxing，shuochuquchengshenmeyangzi，nihaizheimenianqingjiuqujirendanghouma？”
xuruhuadeliangaogaoyangqi：
“neiniyouhaotiaojianjixuniannianjieshao，zabujiwojieshao？”
beizheiyidacha，xufuyuanbenxiangqudaxunianniandexinsiyedanle。
biezheyiduziqi，huidaowuliqushuiwujuele。
xiuhongshijingnieleyixiataguinv：
“luanshuoshenmeni！bierenibashengqi。”
shuowanjiugenzhexufujinlewu。
xuniannianchibaolefan，tangzaichuangshangkaishihuiyijuqing。
xianzaishi1974nianxia，anzhaodiyishidefazhan，yuanzhubiyejiuhuitongheconghaojiehun，ranhoutamenjiajitazhaoleyigebaihuoshangchangshouhuoyuandegongzuo，suoyijiubuyongxiaxiangle，
diershi，tamenjiayejiyuanzhujieshaoleliqiang，yuanzhuweiletaobixiaxiangjiutongyilejiehun，daosidoumeishenggehaizi。
genjushuli，liqianghaishigejiabaonan。
zheibeiziyuanzhuchongdongzhixia，zhijietuixuele，xiaxiangzhenshipozaimeijiele，zhenshizaonie。
youqifumudoubukaopu，yitashangbeizidejingyan，tadejimukebuxiangshenmeshulixiedeneimeshanliang。
buguojimuyeshishulidepeijiao，ziranmiaoshubuduo，zheibenshuzheliyunvzhuruhezhongshenggaiming，zhuanqianzhifude。
xuniannianbudebuchengren，taxianzainengzoude，zhiyoujiehunzheitiaolule。
naohaizhonghuranfuxiantabaxiawushuodeluhuaijinzheigemingzi，mingzidaoshihenhaoting，xianggeyouwenhuade，mengyitingtingershude，jiushixiangbuqilainalitingguo。
diershideshihou，yuanzhuyebeijieshaoguozheigeren，buguoyuanzhuxianqidanghoumazhijiejujuele。
tapaileyixianaodai，turanxiangqilaile，zheibushihouqidejulaoma？
jiuliannvzhuzuoshengyideshihou，douyaozoudongderenmai。
shuoqilai，nvzhudashangxian，haishiyinweiyuanzhuwaizufudeneigehunyue。
haojiahuo，yuanzhubudanshipaohui，haishidianjiaoshi。
duiyuzheigejulao，xunianniankechidixindongle，xiangzhenvzhuhaiyaolaizhaojulaopanguanxi。
daoshihoutajiuqingqingdiwanyixiazijilaogongdeshou，jiaojiaoruoruodishuoyiju：
“不许帮，”
xiangxiangzheigechangmiantajiujuedeshuang，sheirangtachuanchengpaohuileni，yuanzhugennvzhujiushididuideguanxi。
taziranshiyaotiyuanzhubaochoude。
yidingshimingyunjiangtagenjulaoqiandaoleyiqi，yaoburantamenzenmenengyouwawaqinni。
quanranwangjileshisheiqianjiaogangshuode，jiajierhundenanrenyouduokui。
buguo，yaobuyaozaiyiqi，haishiyaokanyixiayanzhiduibuduizijideweikoude。
tashigeyangou，chuanyueyicijiumingbaile，shangbeizigenhexingyannaobeng，kenengjiushiyinweiduifangxiantianyanzhijiumeixiyindaoziji。
尤其想到有些段子。
相亲前：爱钱。
xiangqinhou：daoyemeineimeaiqian。
zheicijiqujiaoxun，bixukankanyanzhi
xuniannianzhijiebengchufangmen，qiaoleqiaoxufudemen：
“ba，woyaoquxiangqin。”
shuizaiketinggechulaixiaodanjiandexuruhuatingjianzheijuhua，likeshuqileerduoting。
neidaizibuhuifanyingguolaileba，yaogenluhuaijinxiangqin？tadexinbeijinjinjiuqi，liantazhongwushoudeneisanbazhangdoujiwangjile。
zhongshengyishi，yaoshuoxinliyouxiefenfenbupingdejiushi，pingshenmexuniannianbitapiaoliangneimeduo。
zheigeyanzhiyaoshitachengxinqugouyinshei，sheinengdingdezhu。
xuxiuhongguolaitixunianniandakailemen：
“nibashuizhele，youshenmeshiqingwandianzaishuoba。”
guinvxiangzhongderen，kendingshiyoutadedaolide，laotouzizhongwuhaoburongyiduichangzhangjiadeerziganxingqule，dengyoushijiantahaiyaoduoshuoshuoni。
xufuzaichuangshangfanlegeshen，kunsile，zheishiganshenme，hairangburangrenshuijuele。
xunianniancaibuguanzheiyitao，zhijieyongshouqiaomen：
“ba，bieshuijuele，nibushirangwojiarenma？wotongyile，nixiawujiujiluhuaijinfadianbaoba，womenxianlaixianggeqin。”
xufubeituruqilaidechaonaosheng，hedeyijilingzuoleqilai，chuihuzidengyandishuodao：
“shenmewanyi？nibushishuobukaolvlema？luhuaijinbiliqianghaozainalile，haiduogehaiziyaonizhaogu。”
tinglexifudehua，lianggerenduibiqilai，tashigengcexiangliqiangde，
luhuaijinqueshishituanzhang，danshitashiqianlaozhangrenneibiandeguanxi，jiehunyihoutiangaohuangdiyuande，tagujiyelaobudaoshenmehaochu，yejiushuochuquhaoting。
liqiangjiubuyiyangle，takeshichangzhangerzi，zheiyaoshijiehunle，zijinengxiangshoudaodefulikeshidadade，budanzijigongzuoyoubaozhangle，yihouerzichulaiyeshituotuodeyougongzuole。
许年年靠在门上：
“ba，zheibushitianshengdeyuanfenma，yaoburantazenmehuigenwodingshangwawaqin。”
xufurouleroutou，jicuolema，fanzhuoshanghaoxiangbushizheimeshuode：
“nigenluhuaijinxiangqinkeyi，yeyaogenliqiangyexiangqinyici。”
许年年皱眉：
“ba，nikengwoniba，liqiangjiuzaidayuanli，wohaiyonggentaxiangqin，xiangqinbucheng，wohaiyaobuyaozheigelianle，zaishuotakendingbuxingde，zhangdegendaheixiongside，yiquandounengdasiwo，woshangganzhezhaodani？”