zuozhe“xiaosanbing”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《renzaishougoubu，dunliangjiaoyangnvzhiqing》，jiangshuzhujiaochenjiankangliuguihuadeaiqinggushi，zuozhewenbibusu，renwuhejuqingshedingfeichangyouxinyi，zhideyidu！wushanjianjuqingmiaoshu：yiqunrennaohonghongdechongjinwuli，yikanshayanlewulishenmeyemeiyou，kanzhehouchuangkaizhe，zhaomanshanpadaochuangshangwangwaiyikanshenmeyemeiyou。……
第8章
“maxianbatamenlanzhu。”
“怎么？”
liuguihuayiyanyijingkanjianqishixiongxiongchongguolaideren，hedetuiduziyiruanchadianzuozailemenkou。
chenjiankangzhuanshenjinlefangjiankanxianglehouchuang…
“jiweidaxiongdinimenzheishi？”
“滚开！”
zhaomanshanyiqunrentuikaileliuguihuazhijiechongjinleyuanzi，gangxiangchongxiangfangjianchenjiankangyijingcongfanglizoulechulaile。
“yo！zuzhangzheishiganshenme？”
“yourenjubaonitounajitideliangshi，shougoubuganghaodiuleliangdailiangshi，jinqusou！”
“dengdeng！”chenjiankangqiaowushengxidebafangmenkoujilanzhule，yiliandejiaxiao：“yuanlaizhaoshaoyezai，zuzhangwozheigerenshenmedanzinimenyinggaimingbai，wozenmehuigannajitideliangshi。”
“youmeiyousoulejiuzhidao！”
“如果没有呢？”
“wozheigexiaozuzhangjinizuo。”
zhaomanshanhuaganhuadeshuaichulezheijuhua，xinzhongxinxinmanman。
“那你们搜吧。”
yiqunrennaohonghongdechongjinwuli，yikanshayanlewulishenmeyemeiyou，kanzhehouchuangkaizhe，zhaomanshanpadaochuangshangwangwaiyikanshenmeyemeiyou。
waimianjujiderenyuelaiyueduo。
“haha，shasannisidingle，gantoujitideliangshi。”
zhaozhiyongyifugaogaozaishangzhigaoqiyangdelaidaolechenjiankanggenqianyiliandetiaoxinpaizhechenjiankangdejianbang。
“zhaoshaoshuoxiaolewonagan！”
“bujianguancaibuluolei，lengshenmebadongxitaichulai。”
zhaomanshanzhaojinghuajigerenhuiliuliudecongwulizoulechulai，shuangshoukongkongdeyiliangangadekanzhezhaozhiyong。
“没有！”
“shenme？”zhaozhiyongyishuangyanzhuzichadiandiaolechulai。
“不见了！”
“这…”
zhaozhiyongbuxiangxindejizhaomanshanyijiao，zijijinquzhengxiangfanxiangdaoju，naihewuzilimianlianjuzidoumeiyou，jiujiandandeyizhangchuanghejijianpoyifu，fangliyoushenmedongxiyiyanjiunengkanjian。
瞬间人就愣住了。
zhaojianwenyezairenqunzhongkanzherenao，anzhaotashexianghaodejubenchenjiankanghuibeirenzangbinghuoyachulai，ranhouzijikeyixingshibuzhangdequanlichoumatayidunbatakaichu。
denglaidengquhaimeikanjianbarenyachulai。
gangxiangwenzenmehaimeibarennongchulai，erbianquechuanlaileyiju：zheizenmehuishi？
buzhidaoshenmeshihoucunzhangzhaojianwuyijingzhanzaizijideshenbianle。
“dage…cunzhang！”zhaojianwenheleyitiao：“tingshuoshiyourentoujitiliangshi，womenguolaizhuaren。”
“shougoubudeyuangong？”zhaojianwudunshibanqilelian，shengqidinuma：“barendaichulai，wodaoyaokankansheizheimedadanziganzuoguojiazhuchong。”
“yuanlaicunzhanghebuzhangdouzaizhei…”chenjiankangxiaoxixidezoulechulai：“cunzhangbuzhangwoxiangqiugegongdao，tamenshuowotouleshougoubudeliangdailiangshi，danshiyoumeiyouzhaodaoliangshi，zheishiyougaizenmechuli？”
“陈健康是你…”
“村长好！”
kanjianzhaojianwuchuxian，qitarendelianshangfenfenhuianlexialai，zhaozhiyongyikanqingkuangbuduizhuanshenjiuxiangliu。
“zhanzhu，zheizenmehuishi？”
“wonazhidao？wozhishikanjianrenaojiujinlaikankan。”
zhaozhiyongbazijishunjianzhaideganganjingjing。
zhaojianwuxilidemuguangtouxianglepangbiandezhaomanshan，zhaomanshanzhizhiwuwubantianshuobuchuyigezilai，dongximingmingshizijifangjinqude，haoduanduandejuranbujianle。
xianzaimeinengbarenzhifuhaidiuleliangdailiangshi。
这波要完犊子…
zhaomanshandeyizhanglianbijialisilerenhainankan。
“yinggaishiyichangwuhuiba？”
“duiduidui，yichangwuhui。”
zhaomanshankanjianyoutaijiexunsudewangxiapa，kanzhunjihuizhaojianwenyebarenjihezoule，zhaomanshannaozhezijidedaguangtouxingxingliqu。
zhaojianwulaidaolechenjiankangmianqianshangxiadaliangliangyan：“nihaole？”
“xiexiecunzhangguanxin，woyijinghaole。”
“现在在收购部？”
“shide，shizhaobuzhangbangmanganpaidegongzuodingtilewobabadegangwei，xianzaizaishougoubushangban。”
“好好干！”
dingzhuliangju，zhaojianwuzoule，weizaipangbianderenyejianjiansanle。
妈的！
chenjiankangzheishihoucaigansongleyikouqi，xingkuiyouxitong，buranjintianfeizaizaizheilibuke。
liuguihuadouzheshuangshouzhanzhanweiweidebarenlajinlewuli。
“那两袋粮食呢？”
“mafangxin，woyijingdiule！”
liuguihuayouxiehoupa：“neifengongzuowomenhaishibuyaole，zheixierentaiyinxianle。”
“mabiepa，woziyoubanfaduifutamen。”
“一群饭桶！”
“chulechifannimenyoushenmeyong？”
huishougoubudelushang，zhaozhiyongduizhezhaomanshandengrenjiushiyizhanquanjiaoxiangjia，zaizheizhaojiazhuangtayijiajiushituhuangdi，cunwei，shougoubugongxiaoshequanshitajiade。
duisheidongshoudamagenbenmeirenganfankang。
zhaomanshanbeidadaozailushangyishengbuganhang。
jiuzaizhaozhiyongdadeqijingdeshihou，zhaoshanshanqizhezixingcheconglingyitouhuilai，kanjianneixierenbeidayiweichenjiankangyezaiqizhongtuizhezixingchejiucongcongguolai。
“看什么看？”
meikanjianchenjiankang，zhaoshanshanyebuxianglihuizheixierentuizhechejiulikai。
“nishibushizaizhaochenjiankang？”
“关你屁事！”
zhaoshanshanmaleyiju，jingzidelikaile。
“womingtianjiubatadayidunjinikankan。”
“疯子！”
zhaoshanshantiaoshangzixingchecaizhezoule。
qitarengangxiangchenjilikai，zhaozhiyongbarenjizhuaizhule。
“toujibuchengshibami，zheikouqinimennengyandexiaqu？”
“wodaoshiyougebanfa。”zhaojinghuacouleshanglai：“neixieliangshikendingshibeineixiaozizangqilaile，takendingyaochulidiao，womenwanshangtoutoudingzheta。”
“zheizhuyihao，jintianwanshangnijiudingzheta…”
zhaozhiyongchuizhekoushaozoule…
chenjiankangsaowandizuozaimenkoujiaoluochakanzhezijidexitong，jintianshoudedongxihenshao，jiudele16jifen，fanhaidedongxiyebuduo。
xiangqigangcaidedaodeneiliangbaoliangshi，zijikendingchibuwansonghuiqurongyibaolumubiao，jiransiwuduizheng，gancuibatajimaile。
yiniandakaixitongqiugoupingtai。
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越看越离谱…
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［6783haocunzhangchushouhuozhejiaohuanxiaomai200jin。］
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