第6章
jiubiruzijideid6783hao，zuotiankandaole9527fabusuoshougoudedongxizijisuoyoudedongxiyoudianjiejin，suoyizijichangshitianjiaduifangweihaoyou。
meixiangdaoxianzaijurantongguole。
“你好村长！”
［你好村长］
duifangzaixianxunsudehuifu。
“niyaodehuangdouwoyou，qingwenshenmejiawei？”
［你有多少？］
“jiqianjinshiyoude，erqieshizuigulaodepinzhong，yonglaizhizaojiangyoufeichangxiangchun。”
［什么价位？］
“你开价！”
［2000yuanyidun，ruguoyouxianyaoyidun。］
“woqubeihuowandianlianxini，shunbianwenyixianineibianyezainaojihuangma？shenmedifangfangbiantouluma？”
［wozai？？？？？？？？？］
“什么？”
［？？？…］
chenjiankangturanfaxian，zheigexitonghaoxiangduizheixieguanjiandedongxijinxinglepingbi，yiwendizhihuozhekongjianjiuhuichuxianluanma。
genbenbuzhidaoduifangsuochudedifangheniandai。
［nidaodiyoumeiyouhuo？］
“taibianyile，wokaolvkaolv。”
［死扑街！］
广东佬？
chenjiankangyiqianzaishenzhendaiguoyiduanshijian，dongdezheisangezishishenmeyisi，nandaoduifangshizaiguangdong？
yijinglaidaoshougoubumenkoubuganzailiao，chenjiankangyiliandeqianxunzhuyidazhaohuranhoudakashangban，jintianrenshao，chenjiankanggandeyekuai。
kuaidaozhongwudeshihoujiushoudaoleqijiandongxi，zhengzaidengdaixitongfanhaideshihou，laogaodeshengyincongwulichuanlechulai。
“jintianzhongwudapinghuo，zhuyouzhadundouzi，meigerenshou5maodajianaqianguolai。”
dajiafenfenxiangyinggaoxingdebaqiansongleguoqu。
zheigeniandainengchishangzheimeyidunjianzhijiushirenjianmeiwei，gujizhenggecunziyezhiyoushougoubuzheigedanweiyouzheigeshili。
［shougoufanhaimianhua3gongjin。］
［shougoufanhaihuasheng7gongjin。］
［shougoufanhaixiaochaihu13gongjin。］
［shougoufanhaicanyong600ke。］
“嗯？”
zenmefanhaidedongxiyuelaiyueqiguai，mofeihezijishougoudedongxiyouguanlian？ganggangzijihaoxiangshougoulebanjindecanjian。
［shougoufanhaitoudengyige。］
卧槽，这又什么鬼？
mofeishiyinweigangcaizijishougoule6zhihuoxiezi？ranhoujizijifanhuiyigetoudeng？rangzijiyequzhuaxiezi？chenjiankangzuijiaoyizhenchouchou。
momokanleyiyanpangbiandeshengxianzu。
temedejintianrentaishao，zijiyigeshengxianmeipengshang，fanhaidedoushixieluanqibazaobianyidongxi，xiangbianxiandouyoudiannan。
“qian！”laogaodeshoushenleguolai。
chenjiankangbenlaixiangjujuede，zhei5maoqianzheiyidunfanbenlaijiugui，danshizijiganglairuguobujiqianbuliyutuanjie，keshizijishenshangzhendemeiqian。
突然心生一计。
“woganglaimeiqian，wonengyongdongxidaitima？wozheiyouyijinduodecanyongzheiwanyierxiajiugagaxiang，woyongzheigedaiti？”
yitingdaogagaxianglaogaoyanleyankoushuijieguolaixunsudakaixiannaqilianggediujinzuili，manlianxiangshoudejujiaolejixiayongbizihengleyishengbacanyongjinazoule。
“lengshenme，quxiguoxicaiqu…”
jiuzaichenjiankangzaihouchuxiguoshuawanmangdebuyilehudeshihou，yigeshuzhezhongfenchuanzhejiujunzhuangdenianqingnanrenzhijiejinlezhaojianwendebangongshi。
zheigerenbushibieren，zhengshizhaojianwendeqinzhizi，zhaoshanshandedagezhaozhiyong。
zhaozhiyongjinquyihoushunbianbamenjiguanshangle，guanmenshengzheicaijingdongditoukanzhezhangbendezhaojianwen，tacaitaitoukanleyiyan。
“ershu，wobashuogongxiaosheneibianmeibanfabawonongjinqu，rangnixiangbanfarangwodingtichenjiadeneigeweizhi。”
赵志勇开门见山。
zhaojianwenmeitouyizhou：“nizenmebuzaolailiangtian？”
“咋回事？”
“chenjiadeneigegangweiyijingjile，shuodaozheigeshiqinghaidexiexienineigefangudemeimei。”
“谁？”
“陈健康！”
zhaozhiyongyitingfangshengdaxiao：“neigeshaziniyeganliuxialai？”
zhaojianwenzhinengbazuijinchenjiankangdeqingkuangzizixixishuoleyibian，zhaozhiyongtingwenzhabazheyanjingyeshiyiliandebukesiyi。
“bushale？hailidawuqiong？”
zhaojianwenhenrenzhendedianzhetou。
“不可能！”
“buguoxiangbatanongzouyehenjiandan。”
“我先去看看！”
guoliyizhenzhendexiangweipiaolechulai，xiangdechenjiankangyizhiyankoushui，laidaozheigeshijiejitianle，jihumeichiguoduoshaoyoushui，jintianzheiyiguozijizenmeyenengchidebaoba。
zhaomanshanguolaikanguojuedeyijingzhuhao，jiurangchenjiankangbazaliangzhouduanchuqu，tabacaiduanchuqu，daolewaimianzhaohudajiaweizaiyiqizhunbeichifan。
erpanturanchuanlaiyizhenxiaosheng。
“shasan，guoranshini！”
chenjiankangtoushanghenhenzhongleyigebaoli，tengdetaziyaliezuidetongshiyijingkanqingchudelairen，simuyiduishiyizhenxuanyunmomingchuanlai。
“shazitingyouchuxi，daozheitaofanlaile！”
yishuangshoubutingdewangchenjiankanglianshangyifushangmo，baqingbitihehuichenquanbumoshangqu。
quanchangmeirenhuizuzhifanerhongtangdaxiao。
chenjiankangmomingdehunhunchenchen，yigeliangqiangshuaidaozaidi。
全场笑得更响了。
卧槽，怎么回事？
chenjiankangxunsuchazhaoyuanzhudejiyi，faxianjuranshixuemaiyazhi，zicongshaleyihoumeiyiciyudaozheigezhaozhiyongdouhuibeishuanongdetiwuwanfu。
xuegoupadangzhongniaodianxiangan。
徒手抓牛粪搓丸子。
掌心放鞭炮。
huyouqukanguafuxizaobeichuaijinfenkeng…
特么的！
jiyipianduanshanguo，chenjiankangyanzhonghanmangshanxian，xianzaizijihaiyaoren，zongyouyitianzijinengqiangdaqilai，rangtayezhongwenzhongwenyiwangneixieshiqing。
“赵少好！”
“wojiushilaizheilitaofanlaizhe，yihouhaiqingzhaoshaohaiqingdajiaduoduoguanzhao！”
“还真不傻了？”
zhaozhiyongyibianxiaozheyibianyijingbaguolidezhuyouzhalaodechabuduo，wenzheneigexiangweichenjiankangbuzhengqideyanleyankoushui，zheiweixiaodedongzuoganghaoyebeizhaozhiyongkanzaiyanzhong。
“想吃！”
“manglebantiandequeyoudianele！”
zhaozhiyongturanmolemoshenshangnachuleyifengxin：“nixianbangwobazheifengxinnadaozhenshangjichuqu，huilaizaichi，baozhengyihoubuweinanni。”
“我这就去！”
chenjiankangnalexin，kanleyiyanguolideshiwuqiangyanleyixiakoushuizaizhongduodechaoxiaoshengzhongpaochuleshougoubu，zhaozhiyongdexiaoshengyouqidesiyi。
paochuleyixiaoduanchenjiankangjiuzhidaoshangdangle。
shouzhongdejiushiyigeyongguodejiuxinfeng，zhaozhiyongjizijidexiamaweijiushirangzijichibushangfan，buguoyehao，zijizhenghaokeyiquzhenshangkankannengbunengbianxiandianqian。
bijingshenshangxitongkongjianneimeduodongxi，keyixianbianxianjiejueyanqiandeweiji…