上班摆烂就变强，高冷总裁倒追我书荒原存-著

小说简介

《shangbanbailanjiubianqiang，gaolengzongcaidaozhuiwo》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youzuojiashuhuangyuancunqingqingdazao。gushizhujiaolinfanwangbapidemingyunyuaiqing、youqinghefuchoujiujiezaiyiqi，yinfalewujindexijuxinghejinzhanggan。benshuyiqijingrendeqingjiezhuanzhehebizhenderenwuxingxiangertuoyingerchu。linfanchadianxiaochusheng。zheiyangyexing？！huaqiangurenganhuo，zijihainengzhuanbailanzhi！xitongguoranguliyiqiemoyuxingwei！……。

精彩章节

linfanjuedezijikuaiyaobianchengyikuaibeizhagandehaimianle。

bushineizhongxicheyongdepengsonghaimian，shineizhongyonglesannian、caguobabaibianchufangtaimian、yingdenengcuodiaoyicengpidelaoyoutiaohaimian。xiawusidianshiqifen，bangongshidekongdiaochuizhebansibuhuodelengfeng，diannaopingmushangmimimamadedaimaxiangyiqunrudongdeheisemayi，kandetayanjingfahua。bozishisuande，jianbangshiyingde，naozishiyituanbeimaowanguodemaoxian，chedihuzhule。

“made……”tadishengmaleyiju，shouzhizhongzhongqiaozaihuichejianshang，fangfozheiyangjiunengbagaisidebugzachuqu。

gebigongweidewupangzitanguotou，panglianshangyouguangshanshan，xianggangchuguodejianbao。“fange，zale？youkazhule？yaowoshuo，nizheijuandemeiyiyi。wangbapiyoukanbujian。”

wangbapishitamenbumenzuzhang，xingwang，yishanzhangbapichoujin、yazhaxiashuwenming。linfanmeihangsheng，zhishirouleroufazhangdetaiyangxue。tayebuxiangjuan。kezheiyuedejixiaozaidiandi，fangzudoukuaijiaobuqile。zheipogongsi，qianshaoshiduopihuaduo，lingdaohuadebingbiyuelianghaidahaiyuan，jiushikenbuzhe。

tapieleyanxieqianfang。zuzhangdedulibolibangongshili，wangbapizhengduanzhegouqibaowenbei，tuomohengfeididadianhua，lianshangdezhezidouxiaochengleyiduojuhua，xianranyoujiedaoleshenmenengrangtawangshangpadehaohuoer。gualedianhua，taduobuchulai，muguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangsaoguokaifangbangongqu。

“linfan！neigexiangmuhouduanjiekougaodinglemei？kehumingtianyizaojiuyao！”shengyinjianxi，daizheburongzhiyidecuicu。

“kuaile，wangzuzhang，haichayidiandiaoshi。”linfanxilekouqi，baxinlidehuoyaxiaqu。

“kuaidiankuaidian！biemoceng！gongsibuyangxianren，womenyaoduideqizheifengongzi！”wangbapishuozheguanmiantanghuangdehua，shouzhijihuchuodaolinfanbijian，“nikankanrenjiaxiaozhang，xiaolvduogao！nianqingren，yaodongdepinbo！”

pinbo？pinsheideming？bosheideweilai？linfankanzhewangbapineishenkuaiyaobeipijiuduchengkaidechenshan，xinlilengxiao。pinbojiushiweilebianchengnizheifudexing？neitaningyuanyuanditangping。

kexi，shenghuozheizhidashouqiazhetadebozi，rangtaliantangpingdezigedoumeiyou。tadexiangtoulv，beiyanqianneigenjiaozuo“fangdai”“fangzu”“shenghuofei”dehuluobudiaozhe，mengzheyan，zaizheimopanyiyangdegongweishangyiquanquanzhuanxiaqu，zhidaochedisanjia。

biequ。taibiequle。xiangxiongkouduleyikuaishitoudehaimian，chendiandian，menhuhu，chuanbushangqi。neiguxiehuozaitawuzangliufuliluancuan，zhaobudaochukou，shaodetahoulongfagan，yanjingfahong。tazhenxiangbashoulidejianpanhenhenpaizaiwangbapineizhangfeilianshang，dahouyisheng“laozibuganle”！

也就只能想想。

tashenxiyikouqi，bazheiweixiandeniantousisienhuixindi。chongdongshimogui，moguibufufangzu。tarenmingdidixiatou，shouzhizhongxinfanghuijianpanshang。neijianpanbinglengyouyouni，xiangtaxianzaiderensheng。

jiuzaitazhijianpengdaoanjiandeyichanei——

【叮！】

yigeshengyin，haowuzhengzhao，zhijiezaitanaozilizhakai！bingleng、jixie，meiyouyidianrenqingwei，batahedeyiduosuo，chadiancongyizishangdanqilai。

【jiancedaosuzhuqianglieyuannianyubailankewang，bangdingtiaojianyimanzu！】

【chaojibailanxitongzhengzaiqidong……jihuozhong……10%…50%…100%！】

【jihuochenggong！benxitongzhiliyubangzhusuzhubaituoneijuan，xiangshouzhenxianyurensheng！】

【shangbanmoyu，dagongbailan，qingsongbianqiang，buzaishimeng！】

林凡彻底僵住了。

huanjue？jiabantaiduochuxianhuantingle？tayonglizhalezhayan，youshuaileshuaitou。yanqiandedaimahaishidaima，pangbiandewupangzihaizaikachikachichishupian，wangbapihaizaibangongshilizhishouhuajiao。

可那个声音又响了。

【xinshoulibaoyifafang，qingsuzhuchashou。】

【xitongjiemianyikaiqi，yinianjikecaozuo。】

linfanxinzangpengpengkuangtiao，kuaideyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。tajinzhangdizuoyoupiaolepiao，quedingmeirenzhuyidaotadeyichang。tashizhezaixinlimonian：“xitong？jiemian？”

wengyixia！yigechongmankejigandelansebantoumingguangping，zhijietoushezaitadeshiwangmoshang！qingxideheren！

zuishangmianyixingdazi：【chaojibailanxitongv1.0】

下面是个人状态栏：

【宿主：林凡】

【tizhi：6（yajiankangdagongren）】

【zhili：7（youdianxiaocongming）】

【meili：6（lurenlian）】

【caifu：3521.5yuan（qionggui）】

【jineng：wu（biaozhundefeiwu）】

【摆烂值：0】

linfanzuijiaochoulechou。zheixitongpingjia**zhijie，zhaxinzhadetoutoude。

zhongjianshigeshangchengtubiao，huizhe，dabukai。dixiayougeshanshuode【xinshoulibao】。

tayinianyidong，diankailibao。

【gongxisuzhuhuode：bailanqidongzijin1000yuan（yizidongcunrusuzhuchangyongyinxingka）】

【gongxisuzhuhuode：jineng-“daixinlashi（chuji）”】

【jinengxiaoguo：suzhuzaishangbanshijianjinxingdunkengxingweishi，jianggenjushizhangheshushidu，huodebailanzhi。dangqianxiaolv：10bailanzhi/fenzhong。zishiyueanyi，zhiyueduoe！beizhu：zhen·daixinlashi！】

“……”linfanchediwuyule。

zheidoushenmegenshenmea！yiqiankuaiqian？daixinlashijineng？zheixitongshilaigaoxiaodema？taxiayishidimochushouji，feikuaidakaiyinxingapp。yuechaxun——yuanben2521.5deyue，heranbianchengle3521.5！

真的！钱是真的！

yigujudade、huangmiude、nanyiyanyudekuangxi，xianghaixiaoyiyangchongkualetaxinlineidianhuaiyi。zheixitong……jurantamadeshizhende！

【xinshourenwufabu：jinxingshoucichenggongdebailanxingwei。】

【renwuyaoqiu：yujinrixiabanqian，leijihuode100dianbailanzhi。】

【renwujiangli：1000yuanxianjin，100dianbailanzhi，suijichujijinengyige。】

【shibaichengfa：dianji**shifenzhong（xitongwenxintixing：kenengdaxiaobianshijin，qingjinshenchangshi）】

linfankanzhenei“dianji**”he“daxiaobianshijin”，toupiyizhenfama。zheixitongshigelangmie，bihenrenhaihenyidian。

gan！bixugan！bujiushibailanma？zheitamashitadeqiangxianga！beiyayileduoniandexianyuzhihun，zaizheiyikexiongxiongranshao！

mubiao：100bailanzhi！anzhao“daixinlashi”jinengdexiaolv，tazhixuyaoshushufufudunshangshifenzhong！

shuoganjiugan！linfanmengdizhanqilai，dongzuotaida，yizituihedimianmocafachucierde“zhiya”yisheng。

“fange？zale？bugjiewanle？”wupangzidiaozheshupian，hanhubuqingdiwen。

“mei。duziteng，qutangcesuo。”linfanwuzheduzi，lianshangnulijichuyidiantongkudebiaoqing，jiaobuxufudijiuwangweishengjianfangxiangzou。

“hei，guanjianshikediaolianzi……”wupangzidunangleyiju，yemeizaiyi。

wangbapidaoshiyanjian，gezhebolihanleyisangzi：“linfan！ganmaqu！huoganwanlema？”

linfanjiaobumeiting，touyebuhui，shengyinyouqiwuli：“zuzhang，buxingle，biebuzhule！mashanghuilai！”taxinlibuleyiju：huinigegui。

chongjinweishengjian，haihao，meiren。tazhaolegezuilimiandegejian，fanshousuoshangmen。hu——shijieqingjingle。kongqizhongmimanzheliezhixiaodushuideweidao，dancikewenqilaijingranyoudian……ziyoudeqixi？

tanachushouji，dakaipingshizuiaikandexiaoshuoapp，zhaolegezuishufudezishi，wenwendangdangzuolexiaqu。

**jiechumatongquandeneiyike——

【ding！jiancedaosuzhuzaishangbanshijianjinxingbailanxingwei“daixinlashi”，bailanzhi+10！】

【ding！bailanzhi+10！】

【ding！bailanzhi+10！】

qingcuidetishiyin，meifenzhongzhunshiyici，zaitanaohailihuankuaidixiangqilai！xiangjinbidiaojincunqianguan，dingdingdangdang，yueerdongting！meimiao！zheishengyinzhenshitaitamameimiaole！

linfankanzhexitongjiemianlibuduantiaodongdeshuzi，xinlideshuangganxiangkeleqipao，guduguduwangshangmao，kuaiyaoyichulaile！yuanlaimoyukeyizheimelizhiqizhuang！yuanlaibailankeyizheimeyoujiazhi！qutamadejixiao！qutamadekpi！qutamadewangbapi！

yiqiandunkengshitoulan，xianzaidunkengshishangban！shizhuanwaikuai！shimaixiangrenshengdianfeng！

taqiaoqierlangtui，huangzhejiaojian，youzaiyouzaidifanzhexiaoshuo。yiqianjuedecesuoweierchong，xianzaijuedezheishijinqiandeweidao！shiziyoudeweidao！meiyifenzhong，douyoushikuaiqianruzhang（xitonghuansuan）！zheinalishimatong？zheifenmingshijinshan！shikuangchang！

wufenzhong……wushibailanzhidaoshou！

八分钟……八十了！

kuaile！mashangjiuyibaile！

linfanxinlimeidemaopao，zuijiaokongzhibuzhudishangyang。tayijingkaishipansuanzheiyiqiankuaijiangjinhesuijijinengnengganmale。jiuzaizheishi——

砰！砰！砰！

cesuomenbeirencubaodizaxiang，gencuimingyiyang！

“linfan！linfannishibushizailimian？！”menwaichuanlaiwangbapineiteyoujianxisangyin，touzhebunaifan，“diaokenglile？kuaichulai！kehuneibianfankuilaile，yougejishiyaochuli！ganjinde！”

linfandehaoxinqingshunjianbeizadexisui。

tamade！yinhunbusana！lageshidoubudeansheng！tabiezhehuo，yadishengyin：“zuzhang，mashangjiuhao！zhendemashang！”

“mashangshenmemashang！wojinisanmiaozhong！zaibuchulaiwojinikuanggong！”wangbapibuyiburao，bamenpaidezhentianxiang。

jikuanggong？linfanxinlidehuochengyixiajiudingdaoletianlinggai！yazhalaodonglimeigouleshiba？lashideshijiandouyaoboxue？zhendangwoshiruanshizisuibiannie？

yiqianworenle，neishiyinweimeibanfa！

xianzai……xitongzaishou，tianxiawoyou！laozihaipanigechuizi！

yiguqiansuoweiyoudeyongqi，hunzhegangcaijizandenuhuohecikedeshuang**，xianghuojianyiyangzhichongnaomen。qutamaderenqitunsheng！qutamadeweiweinuonuo！

taduizhemenban，yunzuleqi，yongzheibeizizuixiangliang、zuibunaifan、zuilizhiqizhuangdeshengyinhoulehuiqu——

“cuishenmecui！lashini！dengzhe！！！”

zheiyisangzi，shipotianjing。zhongqishizu，baqicelou，shenzhihaidaizhedian“nidaraolaozizhuanqianle”defennu。

menwaidepaidashengjiaranerzhi。

zhenggecesuo，bu，kenengzhenggelouceng，douanjingleyimiao。

wangbapixianranbeizheituruqilaidefankanghoumengle，dagaitazhiyeshengyalijiumeijianguonagexiashuganzaicesuolizheimegentashuohua。haojimiaohou，menwaicaichuanlaitaqijibaihuai、youyoudiannanyizhixindeshengyin：“ni……linfannifanletianle！nijiwodengzhe！niwanle！”

jiaobushengxingxingdiyuanqule。

世界重新恢复宁静。

linfanzuozaimatongshang，xinzanghaizaipengpengkuangtiao，bushihede，shixingfende！shuang！taishuangle！yuanlaiduilingdaozheimeshuang！youqishizhanzhebaqianzhenglehaibalingdaoduile！zheiganjue，bisanfutianhebingzhenkelehaitouxinliang！xinfeiyang！

【ding！suzhuchenggongzaibailanguochengzhongduijizhishulingdao，zhizaoyouxiaochongtu，ewaijianglibailanzhi+50！】

【ding！xinshourenwu（huoqu100bailanzhi）yiwancheng！jianglifafangzhong！】

【ding！gongxisuzhuhuodexianjin1000yuan！】

【ding！gongxisuzhuhuodebailanzhi100dian！】

【ding！gongxisuzhuhuodesuijijineng：bianchengjingtong（chuji）！】

yilianchuandetishiyinxiangqinggongdelipao，zaitanaohailizhaxiang！

yinxingyueshunjianyouduoleyiqian！bailanzhizongebiaoshengdao250dian（100renwu+100jiangli+50chongtu）！

gengrangtajingxideshineigejineng！yigunuanliutuwudiyongrudanao，wushuguanyudaimadezhishi、jiqiao、jingyanxiangshiyuanbenjiucunzaineiliyiyang，biandeqingxiwubi！gangcaikaletabantiandeneigebug，jiejuefanganshunjianqingxiderutongxiezaiyanqian！

linfanjidongdeshoudouyouxiefadou。takanzhexitongmianban，kanzheneishishizaizaidejinqianhejineng，kanzheneidaibiaofankangchenggongdeewaijiangli。

yigefengkuangde、qiansuoweiyoudeniantou，yecaoyiyangzaitaxinlifengzhang。

yexu……huangehuofa，zhendekeyi？

tayiqianderenshengjiushiyipianbiequdecaogao，xiemanle“tuoxie”he“rennai”。xianzai，xitongxiangyizhishanzhejinguangdebi，saijintashouli，gaosuta：zhongxie！annixihuandexie！xiedeyuexiaozhangyuehao！

linfanmanmanliekaizui，luchuyigejueduichengbushang“guaiqiao”dexiaorong。

wangbapirangtadengzhe？shuotawanle？

好啊。他等着。

tadaoyaokankan，daodishisheiwanle。

taxinqingyuyuedianxiachongshuijian，shuiliushenghonglonglong，xiangshichuixianglefanjidehaojiao。tazhenglileyixiayifu，tuikaigejianmen，jiaobuqingkuaidixiangwaizouqu。

menwai，shiwangbapikenengbuxiadekuangfengbaoyu。

dantaxinli，cikezhiyouyigeniantou——

这烂，老子摆定了！