linfanjuedezijikuaiyaobianchengyikuaibeizhagandehaimianle。
bushineizhongxicheyongdepengsonghaimian，shineizhongyonglesannian、caguobabaibianchufangtaimian、yingdenengcuodiaoyicengpidelaoyoutiaohaimian。xiawusidianshiqifen，bangongshidekongdiaochuizhebansibuhuodelengfeng，diannaopingmushangmimimamadedaimaxiangyiqunrudongdeheisemayi，kandetayanjingfahua。bozishisuande，jianbangshiyingde，naozishiyituanbeimaowanguodemaoxian，chedihuzhule。
“made……”tadishengmaleyiju，shouzhizhongzhongqiaozaihuichejianshang，fangfozheiyangjiunengbagaisidebugzachuqu。
gebigongweidewupangzitanguotou，panglianshangyouguangshanshan，xianggangchuguodejianbao。“fange，zale？youkazhule？yaowoshuo，nizheijuandemeiyiyi。wangbapiyoukanbujian。”
wangbapishitamenbumenzuzhang，xingwang，yishanzhangbapichoujin、yazhaxiashuwenming。linfanmeihangsheng，zhishirouleroufazhangdetaiyangxue。tayebuxiangjuan。kezheiyuedejixiaozaidiandi，fangzudoukuaijiaobuqile。zheipogongsi，qianshaoshiduopihuaduo，lingdaohuadebingbiyuelianghaidahaiyuan，jiushikenbuzhe。
tapieleyanxieqianfang。zuzhangdedulibolibangongshili，wangbapizhengduanzhegouqibaowenbei，tuomohengfeididadianhua，lianshangdezhezidouxiaochengleyiduojuhua，xianranyoujiedaoleshenmenengrangtawangshangpadehaohuoer。gualedianhua，taduobuchulai，muguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangsaoguokaifangbangongqu。
“linfan！neigexiangmuhouduanjiekougaodinglemei？kehumingtianyizaojiuyao！”shengyinjianxi，daizheburongzhiyidecuicu。
“kuaile，wangzuzhang，haichayidiandiaoshi。”linfanxilekouqi，baxinlidehuoyaxiaqu。
“kuaidiankuaidian！biemoceng！gongsibuyangxianren，womenyaoduideqizheifengongzi！”wangbapishuozheguanmiantanghuangdehua，shouzhijihuchuodaolinfanbijian，“nikankanrenjiaxiaozhang，xiaolvduogao！nianqingren，yaodongdepinbo！”
pinbo？pinsheideming？bosheideweilai？linfankanzhewangbapineishenkuaiyaobeipijiuduchengkaidechenshan，xinlilengxiao。pinbojiushiweilebianchengnizheifudexing？neitaningyuanyuanditangping。
kexi，shenghuozheizhidashouqiazhetadebozi，rangtaliantangpingdezigedoumeiyou。tadexiangtoulv，beiyanqianneigenjiaozuo“fangdai”“fangzu”“shenghuofei”dehuluobudiaozhe，mengzheyan，zaizheimopanyiyangdegongweishangyiquanquanzhuanxiaqu，zhidaochedisanjia。
biequ。taibiequle。xiangxiongkouduleyikuaishitoudehaimian，chendiandian，menhuhu，chuanbushangqi。neiguxiehuozaitawuzangliufuliluancuan，zhaobudaochukou，shaodetahoulongfagan，yanjingfahong。tazhenxiangbashoulidejianpanhenhenpaizaiwangbapineizhangfeilianshang，dahouyisheng“laozibuganle”！
也就只能想想。
tashenxiyikouqi，bazheiweixiandeniantousisienhuixindi。chongdongshimogui，moguibufufangzu。tarenmingdidixiatou，shouzhizhongxinfanghuijianpanshang。neijianpanbinglengyouyouni，xiangtaxianzaiderensheng。
jiuzaitazhijianpengdaoanjiandeyichanei——
【叮！】
yigeshengyin，haowuzhengzhao，zhijiezaitanaozilizhakai！bingleng、jixie，meiyouyidianrenqingwei，batahedeyiduosuo，chadiancongyizishangdanqilai。
【jiancedaosuzhuqianglieyuannianyubailankewang，bangdingtiaojianyimanzu！】
【chaojibailanxitongzhengzaiqidong……jihuozhong……10%…50%…100%！】
【jihuochenggong！benxitongzhiliyubangzhusuzhubaituoneijuan，xiangshouzhenxianyurensheng！】
【shangbanmoyu，dagongbailan，qingsongbianqiang，buzaishimeng！】
林凡彻底僵住了。
huanjue？jiabantaiduochuxianhuantingle？tayonglizhalezhayan，youshuaileshuaitou。yanqiandedaimahaishidaima，pangbiandewupangzihaizaikachikachichishupian，wangbapihaizaibangongshilizhishouhuajiao。
可那个声音又响了。
【xinshoulibaoyifafang，qingsuzhuchashou。】
【xitongjiemianyikaiqi，yinianjikecaozuo。】
linfanxinzangpengpengkuangtiao，kuaideyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。tajinzhangdizuoyoupiaolepiao，quedingmeirenzhuyidaotadeyichang。tashizhezaixinlimonian：“xitong？jiemian？”
wengyixia！yigechongmankejigandelansebantoumingguangping，zhijietoushezaitadeshiwangmoshang！qingxideheren！
zuishangmianyixingdazi：【chaojibailanxitongv1.0】
下面是个人状态栏：
【宿主：林凡】
【tizhi：6（yajiankangdagongren）】
【zhili：7（youdianxiaocongming）】
【meili：6（lurenlian）】
【caifu：3521.5yuan（qionggui）】
【jineng：wu（biaozhundefeiwu）】
【摆烂值：0】
linfanzuijiaochoulechou。zheixitongpingjia**zhijie，zhaxinzhadetoutoude。
zhongjianshigeshangchengtubiao，huizhe，dabukai。dixiayougeshanshuode【xinshoulibao】。
tayinianyidong，diankailibao。
【gongxisuzhuhuode：bailanqidongzijin1000yuan（yizidongcunrusuzhuchangyongyinxingka）】
【gongxisuzhuhuode：jineng-“daixinlashi（chuji）”】
【jinengxiaoguo：suzhuzaishangbanshijianjinxingdunkengxingweishi，jianggenjushizhangheshushidu，huodebailanzhi。dangqianxiaolv：10bailanzhi/fenzhong。zishiyueanyi，zhiyueduoe！beizhu：zhen·daixinlashi！】
“……”linfanchediwuyule。
zheidoushenmegenshenmea！yiqiankuaiqian？daixinlashijineng？zheixitongshilaigaoxiaodema？taxiayishidimochushouji，feikuaidakaiyinxingapp。yuechaxun——yuanben2521.5deyue，heranbianchengle3521.5！
真的！钱是真的！
yigujudade、huangmiude、nanyiyanyudekuangxi，xianghaixiaoyiyangchongkualetaxinlineidianhuaiyi。zheixitong……jurantamadeshizhende！
【xinshourenwufabu：jinxingshoucichenggongdebailanxingwei。】
【renwuyaoqiu：yujinrixiabanqian，leijihuode100dianbailanzhi。】
【renwujiangli：1000yuanxianjin，100dianbailanzhi，suijichujijinengyige。】
【shibaichengfa：dianji**shifenzhong（xitongwenxintixing：kenengdaxiaobianshijin，qingjinshenchangshi）】
linfankanzhenei“dianji**”he“daxiaobianshijin”，toupiyizhenfama。zheixitongshigelangmie，bihenrenhaihenyidian。
gan！bixugan！bujiushibailanma？zheitamashitadeqiangxianga！beiyayileduoniandexianyuzhihun，zaizheiyikexiongxiongranshao！
mubiao：100bailanzhi！anzhao“daixinlashi”jinengdexiaolv，tazhixuyaoshushufufudunshangshifenzhong！
shuoganjiugan！linfanmengdizhanqilai，dongzuotaida，yizituihedimianmocafachucierde“zhiya”yisheng。
“fange？zale？bugjiewanle？”wupangzidiaozheshupian，hanhubuqingdiwen。
“mei。duziteng，qutangcesuo。”linfanwuzheduzi，lianshangnulijichuyidiantongkudebiaoqing，jiaobuxufudijiuwangweishengjianfangxiangzou。
“hei，guanjianshikediaolianzi……”wupangzidunangleyiju，yemeizaiyi。
wangbapidaoshiyanjian，gezhebolihanleyisangzi：“linfan！ganmaqu！huoganwanlema？”
linfanjiaobumeiting，touyebuhui，shengyinyouqiwuli：“zuzhang，buxingle，biebuzhule！mashanghuilai！”taxinlibuleyiju：huinigegui。
chongjinweishengjian，haihao，meiren。tazhaolegezuilimiandegejian，fanshousuoshangmen。hu——shijieqingjingle。kongqizhongmimanzheliezhixiaodushuideweidao，dancikewenqilaijingranyoudian……ziyoudeqixi？
tanachushouji，dakaipingshizuiaikandexiaoshuoapp，zhaolegezuishufudezishi，wenwendangdangzuolexiaqu。
**jiechumatongquandeneiyike——
【ding！jiancedaosuzhuzaishangbanshijianjinxingbailanxingwei“daixinlashi”，bailanzhi+10！】
【ding！bailanzhi+10！】
【ding！bailanzhi+10！】
qingcuidetishiyin，meifenzhongzhunshiyici，zaitanaohailihuankuaidixiangqilai！xiangjinbidiaojincunqianguan，dingdingdangdang，yueerdongting！meimiao！zheishengyinzhenshitaitamameimiaole！
linfankanzhexitongjiemianlibuduantiaodongdeshuzi，xinlideshuangganxiangkeleqipao，guduguduwangshangmao，kuaiyaoyichulaile！yuanlaimoyukeyizheimelizhiqizhuang！yuanlaibailankeyizheimeyoujiazhi！qutamadejixiao！qutamadekpi！qutamadewangbapi！
yiqiandunkengshitoulan，xianzaidunkengshishangban！shizhuanwaikuai！shimaixiangrenshengdianfeng！
taqiaoqierlangtui，huangzhejiaojian，youzaiyouzaidifanzhexiaoshuo。yiqianjuedecesuoweierchong，xianzaijuedezheishijinqiandeweidao！shiziyoudeweidao！meiyifenzhong，douyoushikuaiqianruzhang（xitonghuansuan）！zheinalishimatong？zheifenmingshijinshan！shikuangchang！
wufenzhong……wushibailanzhidaoshou！
八分钟……八十了！
kuaile！mashangjiuyibaile！
linfanxinlimeidemaopao，zuijiaokongzhibuzhudishangyang。tayijingkaishipansuanzheiyiqiankuaijiangjinhesuijijinengnengganmale。jiuzaizheishi——
砰！砰！砰！
cesuomenbeirencubaodizaxiang，gencuimingyiyang！
“linfan！linfannishibushizailimian？！”menwaichuanlaiwangbapineiteyoujianxisangyin，touzhebunaifan，“diaokenglile？kuaichulai！kehuneibianfankuilaile，yougejishiyaochuli！ganjinde！”
linfandehaoxinqingshunjianbeizadexisui。
tamade！yinhunbusana！lageshidoubudeansheng！tabiezhehuo，yadishengyin：“zuzhang，mashangjiuhao！zhendemashang！”
“mashangshenmemashang！wojinisanmiaozhong！zaibuchulaiwojinikuanggong！”wangbapibuyiburao，bamenpaidezhentianxiang。
jikuanggong？linfanxinlidehuochengyixiajiudingdaoletianlinggai！yazhalaodonglimeigouleshiba？lashideshijiandouyaoboxue？zhendangwoshiruanshizisuibiannie？
yiqianworenle，neishiyinweimeibanfa！
xianzai……xitongzaishou，tianxiawoyou！laozihaipanigechuizi！
yiguqiansuoweiyoudeyongqi，hunzhegangcaijizandenuhuohecikedeshuang**，xianghuojianyiyangzhichongnaomen。qutamaderenqitunsheng！qutamadeweiweinuonuo！
taduizhemenban，yunzuleqi，yongzheibeizizuixiangliang、zuibunaifan、zuilizhiqizhuangdeshengyinhoulehuiqu——
“cuishenmecui！lashini！dengzhe！！！”
zheiyisangzi，shipotianjing。zhongqishizu，baqicelou，shenzhihaidaizhedian“nidaraolaozizhuanqianle”defennu。
menwaidepaidashengjiaranerzhi。
zhenggecesuo，bu，kenengzhenggelouceng，douanjingleyimiao。
wangbapixianranbeizheituruqilaidefankanghoumengle，dagaitazhiyeshengyalijiumeijianguonagexiashuganzaicesuolizheimegentashuohua。haojimiaohou，menwaicaichuanlaitaqijibaihuai、youyoudiannanyizhixindeshengyin：“ni……linfannifanletianle！nijiwodengzhe！niwanle！”
jiaobushengxingxingdiyuanqule。
世界重新恢复宁静。
linfanzuozaimatongshang，xinzanghaizaipengpengkuangtiao，bushihede，shixingfende！shuang！taishuangle！yuanlaiduilingdaozheimeshuang！youqishizhanzhebaqianzhenglehaibalingdaoduile！zheiganjue，bisanfutianhebingzhenkelehaitouxinliang！xinfeiyang！
【ding！suzhuchenggongzaibailanguochengzhongduijizhishulingdao，zhizaoyouxiaochongtu，ewaijianglibailanzhi+50！】
【ding！xinshourenwu（huoqu100bailanzhi）yiwancheng！jianglifafangzhong！】
【ding！gongxisuzhuhuodexianjin1000yuan！】
【ding！gongxisuzhuhuodebailanzhi100dian！】
【ding！gongxisuzhuhuodesuijijineng：bianchengjingtong（chuji）！】
yilianchuandetishiyinxiangqinggongdelipao，zaitanaohailizhaxiang！
yinxingyueshunjianyouduoleyiqian！bailanzhizongebiaoshengdao250dian（100renwu+100jiangli+50chongtu）！
gengrangtajingxideshineigejineng！yigunuanliutuwudiyongrudanao，wushuguanyudaimadezhishi、jiqiao、jingyanxiangshiyuanbenjiucunzaineiliyiyang，biandeqingxiwubi！gangcaikaletabantiandeneigebug，jiejuefanganshunjianqingxiderutongxiezaiyanqian！
linfanjidongdeshoudouyouxiefadou。takanzhexitongmianban，kanzheneishishizaizaidejinqianhejineng，kanzheneidaibiaofankangchenggongdeewaijiangli。
yigefengkuangde、qiansuoweiyoudeniantou，yecaoyiyangzaitaxinlifengzhang。
yexu……huangehuofa，zhendekeyi？
tayiqianderenshengjiushiyipianbiequdecaogao，xiemanle“tuoxie”he“rennai”。xianzai，xitongxiangyizhishanzhejinguangdebi，saijintashouli，gaosuta：zhongxie！annixihuandexie！xiedeyuexiaozhangyuehao！
linfanmanmanliekaizui，luchuyigejueduichengbushang“guaiqiao”dexiaorong。
wangbapirangtadengzhe？shuotawanle？
好啊。他等着。
tadaoyaokankan，daodishisheiwanle。
taxinqingyuyuedianxiachongshuijian，shuiliushenghonglonglong，xiangshichuixianglefanjidehaojiao。tazhenglileyixiayifu，tuikaigejianmen，jiaobuqingkuaidixiangwaizouqu。
menwai，shiwangbapikenengbuxiadekuangfengbaoyu。
dantaxinli，cikezhiyouyigeniantou——
这烂，老子摆定了！