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精彩章节

“dingdong”cishimenlingxiangle，zhouruidakaimen，jianzhangdaquanzhanzaimenkou，kanzijideyanshenzaimeiyouzhiqiandediyi，ershiyouxiechongbaihezhire。

周瑞打了个寒战。

“zhouxiansheng，xulaoheqianlaoqingnindaojiazhongyixu。”

diandiantoubiangenzhezhangdaquanqulegebi。

yijinmenzhengkandaolianglaotouerhedeqijing，yikoucaihenbudejiuyizhengbeijiu，neichidexiaoxinyiyixijiaomanyandeyangzijizhouruidouxiaole，renzhenshiyuelaoyuexianghaizi。

“erlaozhaowo？”zhouruilabayizizuoxia。

qiandafujipiqi:“zheijidaocaisheijiaonide？”

xuzuorentongtongqiandafu，qiandafuzheicaijuedeyouxieshiyan，gangadebailebaishou。

zhouruiyebujieyi，xiaozheshuo:“zuchuande。”

lianglaotouxiangshiyiyan，shile，jueduishile，chulezuchuangenbenbukenengyoubiedeliyou。

taotieerlaokaishitichuzijideyihuo，suiranzhidaozheidengyuzaitaorenjiadezuchuanshouyi，keshizaishibudeqisuoxinyangnannai，zhouruidaoshibuyiweiyi，yiyijieda，zhangdaquanzaiyibiantingdezhixiangketoubaishi。

bianchibianliao，xiangtanshenhuan，zuihoulianglaotouyijingyoulezuiyi

xuzuorenjiushizhongti:“zhoulaodi，shangciwogennishuoquanguochushidasai，nikaolvdezenmeyangle？”

xuzuorenbutizhouruidoukuaiwangle，haoxianghaiyouyiqianwanjiangjinlaizhe，xiangqilixiuyuezhengzaiweiqianfachou，tayejuedezijiyinggaiduozuoyixieshiqingle。

zhouruidao:“canjiazheigebisaixuyaoshenmezigeme？”

xuzuorendao:“youwodejujianxinhecongshichushixingyejiuxing。”shuobashanshandidao:“dangshimeigennishuocongyechushizheishiershiwoyoudianxiaoxinsi，dangshixiangdeshizhiyaonixiangcanjia，nizuiqimayedelaiwozheizuogeguwen，shiwolaotouzitangtule。”

zhouruibaibaishou，taqishitingxihuanzheigeguguaitanchengdelaorenjia。

benxiangdaying，xuzuorenjiezhedao:“zhoulaodijiyijuelun，ziranbunengqujurenxia，haiyougebanfa，buzhidaolaodiyoumeiyouxingqu。”

“e？”zhouruidengzhexuzuorenxiawen。

“kaigefandian，zheiyesuancongye，wogangyezaihelaoqianshuozheishier，nizheishouyibuzuozheixingtailangfeile，ruguonitongyi，womensanrenhezuoyigefandian，qianwoliangchu，yinglinizhanyiban，zenmeyang？”

zhouruixiaole:“xulao，nizheishuyuzijihezijiqiangshengyia！”

xuzuorenyibaishou:“minyishiweitian，zheixingdanggenbiedebuyiyang，napashengyidoupaozheibianyewusuowei，dabulewobabenshidejiulougaichengbinguan！”

zhouruidiandiantoubiaoshitongyihezuo，xuzuorenqiandafushifenxingfen:“zheihuichushendasaidehaohaocuocuoneijigelaojiahuoderuiqi！”

zheishihouzhangdaquankelianbabadeshuoleju:“xinjiudianchenglilewonengqubangchume？”

众人哈哈大笑。

binzhujinhuan，zhouruiyehuidaojia，cishilixiuyueyouchumenle，gujiyoushiweileqiandeshierqusichuzoudong，zhouruiyouxiexinteng，zheigejiasuanshilixiuyueyirenchengqilaide，taandao，yihouyidingyaohaohaobuchangta。

jitiandeshijianyihuangerguo，lixiuyueneibiandongpinxicouzongsuancougoulekuojianshengchandeqian，suanshizanshidingguolezheiyizhen。zhouruizheibiangengshishunli，zaixuzuorenqiandafuliangrendecaozuoxia，yigeguimozhongdengdejiudianyijingkeyikaiyele，mingzishizhouruiqide，“zhangshengfanzhuang”。

jintiankaiye，zheshilailebushaorenpengchang。

xuzuoren，qiandafu，zhongyiyuanyuanzhangliudefu，chenchengjiemeiyoushijian，chenbindaoshidaizhebushaorenlaile。

xuzuorenzhijiebazijijiudiandechuzilaleqibageguolai，yizhangdaquanweishoulaibangchu。

dakaicaipu，fancaidejiagexiangdangdeqinmin，genbiedeputongfandianjiagemeishenmequbie，dangran，zheishuodeshiputongdecaishi，zheixiezhuyaoyouzhangdaquantamenzhuchu。

ertazheilingyibencaipudejiagequerangrenjingdiaoxiaba，quanshimingcaiheshichuanledecaishi，jiagebiwuxingjijiudiandedouyaofanbei，youzhouruiqinzizhuchu，bingqiezhiyouzhouyihezhousiliangtiangongying。

zhouruihaixuyaoquliudefuneilihuizhen，haiyaoquhenghaijidongshimendiaoli，tashizheshidemanga。

jialirenyijingdouzhidaoletakaifandiandeshiqing，taidugebuxiangtong。

lixiuyuebiaomianhaishilengdan，kexinliyeyouyixiexinwei，zhouruizuofanshizhendehao，nengzuoyifanzijideshiyetayetingweizhouruigaoxingde。

xuxiulanzeyiranbuyiburao，gengjiadebianbenjiali，duizhouruihengtiaobizishutiaoyan，tajuedezijiguinvjiajiyigechuzijianzhijiushimodadechiru！

lixiaoqitaiduyehenmingque，weiyihoubunengmeitianchizhouruidefandafalaosao，zheiyigeduoyuexialai，tayijingchibuxiabierenzuodecaile。

yiliangtiandeshijian，zhangshengjiuloujiuchuangchulexieboming，zhangdaquanhaodaiyeshigeyijichushi，yijichushichaochulaidetudousineiyeshishouhuanyingde……jiudiandekerenjianjiandiduoleqilai。

jintianshizhousi，zhouruidiyicizuoban，putongcaishiyemeitashenmeshier，zhouruijiuzuozaifandianshouyintaishangdakeshui，yigeyinyangguaiqideshengyinxiangleqilai。

“yo~womenlijiadefeiwunvxudangqichuzilaila！”

zhouruiyanpiyitai，mianqiandeshilishenhanhelijiajigehelishenhanzoudejindetongbei。

“zheilishifandian，chifan，huanying，buchifan，gun！”zhouruidandandishuo。

lishenhanyizhi，xuanjiyoujiaxiaoqilai，tayizhidaolixiuyuedefeiwulaogongkaifandiantajiuxianghaoleyaohaohaoxiuruyixiata，shangcizaiyeyedashoushangdiudelianzijiyaolianbendailishouhuilai！

lishenhanjiaxiaolianlian:“zhourui，zheizenmehuashuode，womendoushiqinqi，zhidaonikaimaimaiburongyi，womenzheishizhuanchenglaizhaogunishengyide，nikanzheilenglengqingqingde，fangxin！dabulewomenmeitiandoulaichi，yangzheni，zenmeyang？”

众人哄堂大笑。

zhouruizehaishilianyanpidoulandetai。

zhengzaizheishi，xuzuorenqiandafuliangrenlaile，xuzuorenjinmenjiuhan:“zhoulaodi，nidecaipu，bahunbasu！”

zhouruiqishenwunaidixiaodao:“erlaolaile，ninliangweikeshiwodediyidanshengyi。”

qiandafuchongzhouruizhazhayan，hahaxiaodao:“wozhenhuaiyilaoxutonggunikaifandianjiushiweilezijichidemingzhengyanshun！”

zhouruixiaole，zheijitianhezheilianglaorenshuxile，yexiguanlezheilianglaowantongzhengtianbanzuihuxiangchaitai。zhouruiqishenwanghouchuzou，quanranbulilishenhandengren。

lishenhanyouxieqinao，lingjiyidongxuezhexuzuorenhandao:“bahunbasu，zhourui，nidecaipu！”