第2章 厨神出马

......haoa,zhuangdaweibashiba?jirannizijizhaosi,jiubieguaiwobukeqile!

liuyuxinlilengxiaolianlian,suijibianwangchufangzouqu,zuishangdao:“jiranzhoudachuzheimeyouxinxin,neijiulaichufangbei。”

taqiangxianzoujinchufang,jiuduipangzizhuchudao:“zhiqianrangnizhunbeidexieyaosuishendaizheba?daihuijiwowangtazuodefushouquanlimianshijingfang!”

daizhechushimaodepangzizhuchuxianshidiandiantou,jieryileng:“fushouquan?zhouruiyigebangchuyehuizuozheidaocai?”

“他会做个屁!”

liuyulengxiaoyisheng:“wojiushiyaogaota,zhaogejiekoueryi。”

“明白了。”

pangzizhuchuziranbuhuiweinishaolaoban,wenyandiandiantou,jiudao:“neiwoquzhunbei。”

tazheibiangangzou,zhouruijiujinlaile。

liuyugenzhouruiduishiyiyan,lengxiaozhezoulechuqu。

zhouruimeiyoudalita,xinliqueshimalejushahuo。

tagenbenjiubudanxinbazheidaocaizuoza,shenzhiyijingkaishipansuanruhefanjiliuyu,haorangtachigedakutoujiehen。

zhouruiduiciyouzugoudexinxin——fushouquantadequebuhuizuo,dantakeyixianxue。

putongrenxueyidaocaideshijianhuoxuxuyaohenjiu,danduiyujiefanglebushaojiyidezhouruilaishuo,zheijianshijiubujiaoshi。

——tacikeyijinghuiyiqilai,zijizuzuyoushijishidouzaizhuanyanchuyi,zailishishangliuxialeshubushengshudeshishenchuanshuo。

tacengshilingquyuanshuochu:pengkengzhenzhidihexiang,depengkeng;yishihaocheng“pengdiaozhisheng”deyiyin;tashixiexia《zoupingjungongshixianzhang》deduanwenchang,yishibeifengwei‘tianchuxing’dewangxiaoyu。

qianchenwangshiruyanerqu,danjiyiqueshizhongruyi,shuojubukeqidehua,fushouquanzheizhongcai,chongqiliangjiushigedifangtesexiaocai,tatangtangchushenchuma,hainengxuebuhui?

简直不要太轻松!

zhouruixiangdaozhei,jiukaishihuiyiqizhiqianguanmoguodedachushoufa。

lveweixianglepianke,tajiuyoulezhuyi,zhuanshendasuanqunakanglangyu。

jieguogangyizhuanshen,pangzidachujiuduanzhekanglangyuguolaile。

“zhouruia,wotingshuoniyaozuofushouquan,ganghao,wozheiyouxianshade。”

pangzidachuxiaohehedebayipenyudiguolai:“wojinishanghaoliaole,azhiyihuijiunengyong。”

zhouruiyouxiechayidediandiantou,xintouqueshiyouxieyihuo......zheipangzipingshizhangzhezijizhuchudeshenfen,zaihouchumeishaomawo,jintianzenmegenzhuanlexingyiyang,turanzheimehaoshuohuale?

xiangzhe,talveweikanleyanazaipenzhongdekanglangyu,henkuaiyanshenweiweiyimi。

......yuanlairuci,haoa,xianggaowo?

shenweicengjingheshennongyiqichangbaicaodenanren,zhouruiyiyanjiukanchulaizheiyuyouwenti,dangxiaqueshimeishuo,mianseruchangdedao:“neijiuxiexiele。”

tasuijiyemeifeihua,liaoqixiuzi,jiukaishixishou。

sanxiawuchuerqinglihaogerenweisheng,zhouruiyunqiyuxiong,shenshouzaichutaishangyipai!

噔!

一阵脆响生出。

xiayike,neidaojiashangdetigujiandao、hepenzhongdekanglangyu,jingshitongshigaogaofeiqi!

zhouruiyanshenpingjing,shenshouyibawozhujiandao,bianchaokanglangyuqingqingyihua。

只是一刀。

neiqingbodeyupidunshidaizheyulinzhengqiboluo,luodaoanbanshangshi,rutongshetui,wanzhengdexiangshigehuode!

weiguanchushifenfendaoxiyikouliangqi。

wodemaya,zheixiaoziyouzheimeyishoukongbudedaogong,juranyizhizaizheidangbangchu?

pangzizhuchuyeshiliansezhoubian,tayuanbenhaiyouxiebuxieyuzhourui,cikequeshirulindadi,zhijuezijideweizhishoudaoletiaozhan。

danpingzheishouchousibojianbandedaogong,zhouruijiuyouzugoudingtitadeshilile。

......made,haihaolaozifanglexieyao,heng,nilihaiyouruhe,haibushidegundan!

pangzizhuchuzaixinlilengxiao。

zhouruimeiyouzhuyizhouwei,tacikeyijingwanquanjinrulezhuangtai。

ahaodeyurousuizheyupibokailuodaoanbanshang,zhouruitaidaoyihua,ranhouyunzhirufei。

zhijianyipianxuebaidaoguangyishanerguo,shaoqing,yitiaokanglangyubianwanzhengdeguroufenli,bianchengleliangban。

yibanshiyuci,yibanzhijiadaxiaodeyurou。

“kanglangyuzheizhonghuaguozuinendeyudounengqiechengzheiyang,zheixiaozidedaogongjianzhishenle。”

“shia,woganjueneixieroukuaidaxiaodoushiyiyangde,zheiyetaitamalihaile。”

“zeze,nimenshuozhouruishibushiguyibanzhuchihu,xiangyaoqiangzhuchudeweizhia?”

weiguandeqitachushiyilunfenfen,zuilimanshigantan。

pangzizhuchuliansetieqing,tajuedezijizaidaixiaquzhihuigengdiuren,suoxinghengleyishengzhuanshenjiuzoule。

yucitongshi,zhouruihenkuaiyiyanghuahuludechulihaoleshitiaokanglangyu,kaishizhuangpan。

nenhongdeyuroubeileiqichengtazhuang,yiyankanqujingzhiwubi,youshiyindeyifanzantan。

zhouruishenseruchang,baipanwanbi,biankaishireyou。

yuemoliangfenzhongdeyangzi,youwengoule。

taxuanlexiezuoliaojiajinqubaoxiangzhihou,bianyongloushaolouchu,ranhouduanzheguo,chaozhepanzhongdaoxia。

zheishifushouquanzuihoudeyidaogongxu,zuowanzhihoubiankeyishangzhuole。

gunyousuizhetadeqingxiesaluo,dididada,henkuaibeidaowan。

yizhongchushikanzhe,yikaishihaimeijuedeyoushabutuo,danmeiyihui,jiuyigejieyigedejinghuchusheng。

“si,buduia,zheiyouzenmebuwangwaiyichulai?”

“shia,wozhengxiangbumingbaini?zheixiaobanguoyoudaoxiaqu,yutayidianmeiwaibushuo,juranlianyidiyoudoumeiyoulouchupanzi?zheishiweishenme?”

zhongrenjianzhijingle,zheidengweibeiwulichangshidexianxiang,jiaosuoyourendoumobuzhetounao。

youguoleyihui,jiuzaizhouruiduanpanchuqudeshihou,chufangerchuturanpailexianaodai:“wozhidaole!”

zhongrenfenfenkanxiangta:“kuaishuo,kuaishuo,zhouruishizenmezuodaode?”

erchumianlugantan:“shiyuroua!”

tazhilezhianbanshangcanliudesuixie:“nimenkanzheirou,zhouruidedaogongjianzhishiguifushengong,tajuranbazheiyurouqiechulezhongkongdexiaoyuanquan!”

erchumianseyipianchaohong,fangfochaoshengyibanjidongbuyi:“zheixiemimimamadexiaoyuanquanxianghuzhongdiefugai,jiuxiangshihaimian,jiangyouquanxilejinqu,dangranbuhuiyouyisiliuchulai!”

zhongrenhuangrandawu,jierqinpeizhiqingyouranersheng。

zhiyouchushicaimingbaizheiyangdedaogongyouduokongbu!

zheiyaoshixuegeyizhaobanshi,congcizoudaonadounengdangzhuchua!

xiangdaozhei,dajiaduishiyiyan,doushiyouletaohaozhouruidedasuan。

......

zhouruiduanzhecaizoudaodating。

liuyuyizhidengzhekanzhouruidexiaohua,cikekanjiantashoulidecai,mingxianlengleyixia:“ni,nihaizhenzuochulaile?”

zhouruilengxiaoyisheng:“jiuzheiwanyiyoushenmenande?woshifenzhongjiuxuehuile。”

“你......”

liuyubeiqidebuqing,yaoyaqiechideweixieleju:“xing,dengzhe,daihuiyounikude。”

zhouruibuxiedechixiaoyisheng,zhuanshenjiuzou。

taduanzhecaizoudaolaotoudemianqian,fangxiadao:“qingyong。”

“唔。”

laotoudiandiantou,suishounaqikuaizi,ditoukanleyancai,jiushiyileng。

“nizheige......zenmehaijiashenga?”

他皱眉指着菜问道。

cikepanzhongdeyuroutachengliangzhongyanse,zuishangmiandebufenweiweifanbai,yuewangxiaqueyuehong,mingxianjiushihaimeishutou。

laotouyuekanyueshinaohuo——zheishicaidounongbushu,yejiaohuizuocai?

tarenbuzhujiuxiangxunchizhouruijiju。

jieguogangtaiqitoulai,quefaxianzhouruijuranzaixiao。

laotougengshiguanghuodebuxing,lenghengyisheng:“nihaihaoyisixiao?zheijiushinizuodecai?”

liuyuzaiyipangkanjianzheiyimu,limacouguolaijifeng:“zhourui,nizheizuodeshenmewanyi!”

chenlilibuzhidaoshenmeshihouyegenzheguolaile,jianzhuangtongyangchaonongdao:“zhourui,nixingbuxinga?buhuijiubiezhuangbia!”

zhouruiheheyixiao:“zheidaocaihaimeizuowan,meishubushihenzhengchang。”

zheihuarangzaichangsuoyourendoushiyileng。

laotougengshirenbuzhuwendao:“nishenmeyisi......”

huayinweiluo,jiujianzhouruisuishounaqiyigenkuaizi,congtajianxiangxia,qingqingyicha。

刺啦啦......

dunshi,yizhenreyougunroudeshengyinxiangqi。

bansuizheshengyinchuanlaide,haiyousisilvlvdedandanyurouqingxiang。

yucitongshi,neifenhongdeyurouta,juranyidiandian,yicengcengdeyouhongzhuanbai,youyoubaibianchengjinhuangse,fangfozaiyouguoliguoleyici,jingshizaishunjianshule!

liuyuhechenlilidoukanshale,wanquanbuzhidaoweishenmehuifashengzheiyangdeqingkuang。

laotougengshichadiantiaoqilai,chengmujieshedao:“zhei,zheishi......”

zhouruijiangkuaiziyireng,dandandao:“zheicaishizhenzhengdefushouquan。”

啪嗒。

suizhetajiangkuaiziquchu,neilinglongdeyuroutaturanxiangsimianliekai,jingshizaishunjianzhengzhengqiqidepukai,rutongyiduozhanfangdexianhua,fugaizaipanzhong。

reyougundong,xiangqidunshijuliedeyongchu,liuyuhechenlilidoubuyouzizhudexilexibizi,zhijuezheiweidaobipingshiwendaode,buzhidaoyaoxiangduoshaobei。

“zheidaogong......”

laotoudaoxiyikouliangqi,kanleyanzhourui,erhuabushuojiunachushaoziyaoleyikousongruzuili。

ranhou......tajiulengzaileyuandi。

“laoxiansheng,shibushibuhaochi?”

刘禹连忙问了句。

zhouruisixiaofeixiaodekanletayiyan:“haobuhaochinizijibuhuishishi?”

......zheixiaozibuhuishizhidaolaozifanglexieyaoba?

liuyukanlezhouruiyiyan,jierxinliyizhenlengxiao,shahuo,nipashibuzhidaowotiqianchilejieyao。

taxiangdaozhei,yenaqishaoziyaoleyikou,queshimeizhuyidaozhouruibudongshengsedejiangpankouweiweizhuandongleyifen。

liuyuchixiayikou,jierdaoxiyikouliangqi,chengmujieshedekanzhezhourui。

chenlilizaiyipangkandebujie:“laogong,zenmele?hennanchima?”

“pei,nanchidebuxing!”

liuyuyikoujiuyanle,jierzhuangmozuoyangdetulekoutuomo,shenshouyouyaochi:“wozaishishi......”

“yibianqu!zheishiwodecai!”

laotouzhijiebatajituidaoleyibian。

zhouruihahayixiao,kanxianglaotou:“zenmeyang?haochima?”

laotouhaobuyouyudediantou:“taihaochile!”

liuyuzaiyipangsiyazizuiying:“haochishenme!yejiuyibanban。”

“nidonggeshenmedongxi!”

laotoudangchangdengletayiyan,jierdao:“zheidaofushouquan,shiwozheibeizichiguozuihaochide,nibuhuichijiujiwobizui,zheidengmeishizhenxiu,yeshininengwurude?”

tashuozhe,yourenbuzhuyaoleyikoutunxia,lianluxingfudezhangyuduantan:“ei,zheijiushiwoyaozhaodeweidaoa。zhengzhengsishinianguoqu,wozhongyuyouyicichidaolezheiyangdemeiwei......xiaohuozi,ruguowomeikancuodehua,nizheiyinggaibushizhengtongdefushouquanzuofa。”

zhouruiweiweitiaomei:“nijuranzhidao?”