shuangwen《 caoyucaocao》，huobaokaiqi！caoyucaocaoshishuzhongdenannvzhujiao，yeshishilipaizuozhekongxinleijingxinsuoxie，wenzhangjingcaigushineirongjiangshudeshi：“sheishuoyaogentaqiangnvrenle?”“wozhishishuo，yaonixiangbanfajiangneigezhoushibanglai!”caoanminwenyandangjibaichuyizhangkugualiannannanhuidao。“neihaibu……
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“neidaolvguangluodaonaliqule?”
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jintianwanshangyixiangchanshengdeshizuoyongzhejiushitale。
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“aiyou，wozheinaodaizazheimetengni?”
“yuanpeigexiashoukezhengouheide!”
caoyuyibianqingfuhounaoyibianfamengdexiangyaozuoqishenlai。
keshitarencaiganggangyidong，bianganjueshenshangsiyoushenmezhongwuyazhe。
yushicaoyulianmangditouyikan……
“我了个操!”
“zheinvrenzenmehaizaini?”
shuozhe，caoyujiuxiangqingqingtuiletuinvrenshuo。
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budebushuo，neiruyangzhiyubandehuanenchugan，dangzhenshirangrenganjuechenzui。
美，这感觉真美!
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neijiaochenzhiyinzhijiebatadexindoujiaomale!
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henkuai，errensuozaifangjiandefangmenjiubeirenjichuaikaile!
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wokao，zheishiyoubeiyuanpeigejizhuale?
wodianzizajiuneimebeini!
piankehou，yishanbuzhengdecaoyubeirenlinchulefangjian。
cikeyuanneiyirandengguangtongming，yigeshencaiaixiao、xiyanzhangrandezhongnianrenzhengzhanzaiqianmianfushouerli。
dengcaoyukanqingyanqianzhuangkuangshi，dangshizhenggerendoumengpideshadiaole!
“操，这啥情况?”
“zhuagejianzhiyudongyongjibaihaorenma?”
“wonandaoshishuilenagedalingdaodexifu?”
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“keke，wudi，xiuyaowuli!”
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erhoutabianrenchuleyanqianzheirendeshenfen。
曹操，曹孟德!
“兄……兄长?”
yilianhuangzhangdecaoyujihushixiayishijiaochushenglai。
zheiyikecaoyucaigaorenqingyigezhenxiang，neijiushizijijiyoukenengchuanyuele!
wolegequ，neizheiciwandeyouxiedaya!
wobujiushixianzhewuliaoyuelegepaoma!
laotianyezhiyubawochuansongdaogudailaishoufama?
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henxianran，cishidetaduicaoyushizhendongleqide。
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cishitacaizhongyumingbai，yuanlaichuixiantarenqiqiedepihao，jingshilaocaojiadeyouliangchuancheng!
burandehua，tawudiweihehuixingcihuangtangshi?
caocaozhengzaixinzhonghuluantucaodeshihou，neishoulincaoyudezhuanghanturankaikoushuohuale。
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caoyuyitingzheihuadangshijiujiyanle。
yushi，tamengranzhuantoukanxianglinzhezijihouyilingderendao。
“hanhao，nibuyaotaiguofene!”
“woxiongzhangdouhaimeishuoshani!”
“nijiuxiangyidaojieguolelaozi?”
shuozhe，caoyukaishibuzhuhanhaolianshangtukoushui。
caocaojianzhuangdangjiliansebiandetieqingyipian。
hanhaojianzhuanglianmangsongshou，bingduicaocaobaoquanshuodao。
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“shuxiashixiangzailewuneidenvzi。”
caocaoziranshimingbaiduifangyiside。
cishitadeliansezhisuoyinankan，wanquanshiyinweizheigebuzhengqidedidi。
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“burantadejiarenjiu……”
hanhaowenyanlikehuiyi，suijisongkaicaoyubaoquanyingleshengnuo。
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zhishicaoyuhailengzaiyuandijiujiubuyuandongdan。
yinweitadexinzhongzhengyouyiwanpicaonimazaikuangben!
孟璧?
懵逼?
zheibianyilaodiepabushigenwoyouchouba?
qiaotaqianmiansiweigegedezi，mengde、mengcai、mengjian、mengbei，heqilaizhenghaoshidecaijianbei。
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“近前来说话!”
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