第1章

jiananyuannian,hanpiaoqijiangjunzhangjixiangjingzhoujinjun,quebuxiangtujingnanyangjunwanxianshi,beiliubiaomaifudeqibingluanshishesi。

zhangjizhizhizhangxiusuilvzhongtoujiangjingzhoumuliubiao,bingtunjunwanxian,ganzuojingzhoudenanfangpingzhang。

caocaoganjuezhangxiubuduixudouchanshenghendaweixie,yushibianzaijiananernianyuanyue,zhunbeiqinlvdajunqianwangzhengtao。

zaicaocaodajunchuzhengdangrilimingshifen,xuchangchengshangkongquetushengyixiang。

zhijianyidaolvguangcongtianerjiang,bizhiluojinlesikongfudi。

suiji,sikongfuneihenkuaijiuluanchengleyituan。

“neidaolvguangluodaonaliqule?”

“woqiaojianqulexinanjiao!”

“xinanjiao?mofeishijinlechonggongzineili?”

“shile,shile,woyeqiaojianle!”

“neihaibusuqubingbaojiangjun!”

yucitongshi,hegongzichongyiqiangzhigedepianyuannei。

yuanwailuanzaozaodehanjiaosheng,chaoxingleshuiyanmenglongdecaoyu。

neixierenchaonaozheyaoxundelvguang,cishiyiwanquanzuanruletadetinei。

zheicaoyushicaocaotongfuyimudewudi,suoyichangbeicaocaojiaozuolaowuhuozhewudi,wairenzexiguanzunchengtayishengwuye。

zheicaoyubenshuyuneizhonghunchidengsidepingyongzhibei。

danjinrizheitianjiangxiangruiguohou,tademingyunquefashenglenitianfanzhuan。

yuanlai,zheicaoyubenjiuyougeteshuaihao,neibianshichimizhanbusuangua、xuanhuangshenguizhishi。

jintianwanshangyixiangchanshengdeshizuoyongzhejiushitale。

buguocishicaoyudeyuanshenyibushiyuanbenneige,ershibianchengyigejuyouxiandaijiyihezhishichubeidelinghun。

“aiyou,wozheinaodaizazheimetengni?”

“yuanpeigexiashoukezhengouheide!”

caoyuyibianqingfuhounaoyibianfamengdexiangyaozuoqishenlai。

keshitarencaiganggangyidong,bianganjueshenshangsiyoushenmezhongwuyazhe。

yushicaoyulianmangditouyikan……

“我了个操!”

“zheinvrenzenmehaizaini?”

shuozhe,caoyujiuxiangqingqingtuiletuinvrenshuo。

“kuaixingxing,nilaogonghaizaini!”

keshidengmeirenqingqingcezhuanshenti,caoyukanqingduifangmianpangdeshi,tashoushangdongzuodangshijiuyidun!

yinweizijihuailideshaofu,bingbushizijizhiqianyuedeneige!

erqietayaoduibizhiqianyueneigehaokantaiduole!

caoyukanzheyanqiansuxiongbanlu、furuningzhidemeirener,dangjijiurenbuzhugaogaoshengqilezhanqi。

“youniubushui,tianlinanrong!”

“ningzuoqinshou,buzuoqinshouburu!”

shuozhe,jingbuzhuyouhuodecaoyu,lianmangshenchuxianzhushouyizhenrounie。

budebushuo,neiruyangzhiyubandehuanenchugan,dangzhenshirangrenganjuechenzui。

美,这感觉真美!

caoyuchenzuiqizhongbukezibadezhishi,huaizhongdemeirenturannannanqingyinyisheng。

neijiaochenzhiyinzhijiebatadexindoujiaomale!

“buxingle,laozishizaishirenbuzhule!”

“neisha,ganxieshangtiandeenci!”

shuowanzheihua,caoyuyixiajiupudaolemeinvshenshang,erhoumeinvdefankangyeyufajilieqilai。

danduifangyuefankangcaoyujiuyuexingfen,yizhiyutaxiashouyufameiqingmeizhongqilai,suoyimeinvjiujiaoshengkaishiyuelaiyuedaqilai。

henkuai,errensuozaifangjiandefangmenjiubeirenjichuaikaile!

cishi,yixinchenzuidecaoyuhaimeinongqingfashengsha,jiubeiyigetietabandezhuanghanjizhuaixialechuang。

wokao,zheishiyoubeiyuanpeigejizhuale?

wodianzizajiuneimebeini!

piankehou,yishanbuzhengdecaoyubeirenlinchulefangjian。

cikeyuanneiyirandengguangtongming,yigeshencaiaixiao、xiyanzhangrandezhongnianrenzhengzhanzaiqianmianfushouerli。

dengcaoyukanqingyanqianzhuangkuangshi,dangshizhenggerendoumengpideshadiaole!

“操,这啥情况?”

“zhuagejianzhiyudongyongjibaihaorenma?”

“wonandaoshishuilenagedalingdaodexifu?”

caoyulvexianfengdiandehua,dangjiyinqiqianmianzhongnianrenbuman。

“keke,wudi,xiuyaowuli!”

“weixiongdeminghui,qirongnizhihu!”

caoyutingdaozheixiehuadeshihou,tadenaodaidangshijiuwengleyixia!

suiji,tanaozhonghenkuaishanxianchuxuduobenbushuyutadejiyi。

erhoutabianrenchuleyanqianzheirendeshenfen。

曹操,曹孟德!

“兄……兄长?”

yilianhuangzhangdecaoyujihushixiayishijiaochushenglai。

zheiyikecaoyucaigaorenqingyigezhenxiang,neijiushizijijiyoukenengchuanyuele!

wolegequ,neizheiciwandeyouxiedaya!

wobujiushixianzhewuliaoyuelegepaoma!

laotianyezhiyubawochuansongdaogudailaishoufama?

yuanlai,zheicaoyuqianshizaimouliaotianruanjianyueleyoufuzhifu。

jieguoliangrengangbaozaiyiqixianggandianhuaishi,jiubeiduifanglaogongpomenerrule。

caoyujingkongzhixiaduochuangertao,quewanglezijishenchuzai28lou!

dengtazaiciqingxingguolaizhishi,bianyishifangcaitangzaichuangshangdeshihou。

caoyuzhanzaiyuandidaishamoyanghuiyizhecongqian。

caocaoqueshijiweibumandeqingqinghenglesheng。

henxianran,cishidetaduicaoyushizhendongleqide。

meiguoduojiu,qixinfushihuankuaibucongqianmianfangwuneizouchu。

erhoudenghuidaolecaocaoshenbian,tacaicoujinfuerxiaoshengshuodao。

“yijingwenqingchule,limiandemeirenmingjiaoyunying,shiweijiangjundongchengxinnadeshiqie。”

“tashizuorihuiniangjiashengqinshi,beiwuyeqiangxingdaihuilaide。”

caocaotingwenzheixiehuahou,meitoudangjijinjinyongcuzaileyiqi。

cishitacaizhongyumingbai,yuanlaichuixiantarenqiqiedepihao,jingshilaocaojiadeyouliangchuancheng!

burandehua,tawudiweihehuixingcihuangtangshi?

caocaozhengzaixinzhonghuluantucaodeshihou,neishoulincaoyudezhuanghanturankaikoushuohuale。

“zhugong,yaobuyidaozaileba?”

caoyuyitingzheihuadangshijiujiyanle。

yushi,tamengranzhuantoukanxianglinzhezijihouyilingderendao。

“hanhao,nibuyaotaiguofene!”

“woxiongzhangdouhaimeishuoshani!”

“nijiuxiangyidaojieguolelaozi?”

shuozhe,caoyukaishibuzhuhanhaolianshangtukoushui。

caocaojianzhuangdangjiliansebiandetieqingyipian。

hanhaojianzhuanglianmangsongshou,bingduicaocaobaoquanshuodao。

“zhugong,shuxiabushineigeyisi!”

“shuxiashixiangzailewuneidenvzi。”

caocaoziranshimingbaiduifangyiside。

cishitadeliansezhisuoyinankan,wanquanshiyinweizheigebuzhengqidedidi。

yushicaocaobeifushuangshoukanxiangcaoyulengshengshuo。

“mengbi,niqiegenwoguolaiyixia。”

“zhiyufangneizhiren,qiaoqiaosonghuiquba……”

“jidejinggaota,huiquhoumoyaohushuoshenme。”

“burantadejiarenjiu……”

hanhaowenyanlikehuiyi,suijisongkaicaoyubaoquanyingleshengnuo。

ercaocaoshuowanhuahoubianzhuanshenchaoyuanwaizoulequ。

zhishicaoyuhailengzaiyuandijiujiubuyuandongdan。

yinweitadexinzhongzhengyouyiwanpicaonimazaikuangben!

孟璧?

懵逼?

zheibianyilaodiepabushigenwoyouchouba?

qiaotaqianmiansiweigegedezi,mengde、mengcai、mengjian、mengbei,heqilaizhenghaoshidecaijianbei。

zheiyikanjiuxiandehaoyouwenhuadiyundehaobuhao?

danlundaozijideshihouzenmejiubianle?

caomengbitingqilaijiuhenmeiyouqishihaobuhao!

erqiezheigezizenmeting,zenmeganjuexiangshizaishuozanghuani?

caoyuzhanzaiyuandihusiluanxiangdeshihou,caocaohuranzhuanshendengletayiyanshuo。

“还愣着作甚?”

“近前来说话!”