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neijiushiyijiashaokaodian，danshiweidaoqihao，yexushiquandidouweidaozuihaodeyijiashaokaodianle。
litianyudaleliangchelaidaolezheili，yijinmen，laobanbianqinqiedigentadaleshengzhaohu。
“you，laila，nipengyouzaojiudaole。”
“好，还是楼上？”
“对，楼上。”
laobanzaojiugenlitianyutamenhunshule，yibanhaihuijitamendagezhe。
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“neibixude，wokehaojiumeichiguoroule。”
“瞧你那点出息。”
liangrenhaizhendedianleyidaduikaochuan，haiyouyidapijiu，buyihuierjiuyoufuwuyuanbapijiulinleshangguolai。
“ding”deyisheng，liangrenpengleyibei，ganle。
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“gundan，sheirangnichifanle？woshizhaoniguolaihejiu！”wumingzhexiaomadao。
“nishizenmele？yaozaizheihemenjiu，genjianglanchaojiale？”
wumingzhenaqiyigerouchuan，yiludaodi：“yebushiyiciliangcile。”
“niliangbushihaodeyaosima？zenmehuishi？”
“hai，yiyannanjin……haibushiyinweitajialiren……”
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litianyutinglexinlizhenbushiziwei，zijibieshuowushiwanwangshangdechele，jiulianshiwandecheyemeiyoua。
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“喝酒，喝酒。”
两人又干了一杯。
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litianyugangyaoshuohua，quebeiyiweimeinvxiyinle。
zheiweimeinvgangconglouxiazoushanglai，zhenghaozhaolelitianyuhewumingzhefujindeweizizuolexialai。
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**！wumingzhehaishitemedezheimemeijiecao。
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“行行，我去！”
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“buyongle，wozijizuozhebujuedewuliao。”
kanzheimeinvdelianseyouxieleng，litianyuyebuqinei：“meinv，yikannijiushidiyicilai，woduizheijiadiantebieshu，keyijinijieshaoxiehaochide。”
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“嗯？那是什么？”
tinglitianyuzheimeyishuo，meinvdaoshiyouxiehaoqile。
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