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“好，我走…”
chenyangliuliandewangzhelinshilan，danyixinrusihui，tazhidaozijiliuxialai，yezhishizitaomeiqu，youxieshiqing，shiqiangqiubulaide。
“shilan，jibianwozou，yebuxiwangnibeiqipian。”
linzouzhiqian，chenyangtouzhebeishang，danquewubizhenchengdeyouduilinshilanshuodao：“qingnizaizuihouxiangxinwoyici，zheigexingzhengde，tayijingbushidoukoudefuzongcai，qishitayijingbeixindoukoujikaichule，rujindeta，buguoshigewuyeyoumin…”
“什么？”
cihuadunshilingquanchangrenyizhencuoe，quandouchaozhezhengxuwangqu。
“你…你放屁！”
zhengxucikegengshiyizhenjingcha，chenyangzenmehuizhidaotabeikaichule？
jier，xinliyouyihuang，zhizhechenyangdamadao：“nigeweizaohetongdezhapianfan，wohaoxinfangguoni，nijingranhaiganwumiewo…”
“jiefu，nibuyongweilezheimeyitiaogoushengqi，womendajiadoushixiangxinnide。”
meidengzhengxumawan，linjingyaojingranzhanleqilai，zhijieguanzhengxujiaoshangle“jiefu”，ranhouduizhechenyangchishengdao：“feiwu，nixianzaishuoshenmedoumeiyong，shishikeyizhengmingyiqie。wojiefuyaoshibeidoukoukaichule，tazenmekenengsongdeqijiazhiwuqianwandeyiqianlingyiyezuanshibaoni？”
“啥？”
linjingyaozheihuayichukou，zhengxulimayileng，chayidao：“nishuowosongde…”
“duiya，jiefu，wojiedougaosuwole。”
linjingyaodiantou，duizhengxushuodao：“qianliangtianbushinijiaoyigemeinvjiejiebabaosonglaiwomenlinjiadayuan，jiaojiwojiedema？”
“a？dui…duiya，jiushiwo。”
zhengxuconglengzhengzhongmengdejingxing，suirantagenbenbuzhidaofashengleshenme，danzheizhongbaijiandebianyi，tazenmehuifangguo？
dangxia，talianbuhongqibuchuandedianzhetou，lianshengshuodao：“meicuo，jiushiworangwomendoukoujiedaijisonglaide，yinweiwozhidaoshilanhenxihuanzheigebao，suoyihualehendadedaijia，caituoguanximaidaode。”
shuowan，zhengxuhaibuwangshenqingkuankuandechaozhelinshilanwangqu，wenroushuodao：“shilan，nandaowoduinidezheifenxinyi，ni…”
“闭嘴！”
douran，chenyangyishengnuhe：“zhengxu，nihaiyaobuyaolian？zheigeyiqianlingyiyezuanshibao，fenmingshiwosongde，nijingganmaomingdingti？”
“你送的？”
zhengxulenglexia，danlimachaozhezhongrenhandao：“dajiadoutingdaoleba？zheigehunchihunhedefeiren，jingranshuotanengsongdeqiwuqianwandezuanshibao！”
“哈哈哈哈…”
linshizurenmenlimafachuyizhenhongxiao，ziranmeiyigerenhuixiangxinchenyangdehua。
“陈洋，你够了！”
jiulianlinshilanzheishihoudoukanbuxiaqule，lianshangtouzheyunnudejiaochidao：“meiqianbukepa，kepadeshimeizhiqi，meiyoushangjinxin，niyiciyouyicideshuohuang，chulebeirenkanbuqi，ziquqiru，hainengdedaoshenme？
gun！nazhewubaiwanzhipiaoganjingun！wozhendezhendebuxiangzaijiandaonile…”
“shilan，nixiangxinwo！”
chenyangmangchaozhelinshilanhandao：“womeipianren，gengbuhuipianni…”
“feiren，buyongzaijiaobianle。”
meidengchenyangshuowan，zhengxulimajixiaodao：“napaniquanshenzhangmanlezui，zheiliyebuhuiyourenxiangxinnide，yebukankannineigeqiongsuanyang，jiusuanbazijimaile，doumaibuqishangmianyikexiaoxiaodezuanshiba？”
“xingzhengde，woyijingyituizaitui，danzheigezuanshibao，shiwosongjishilanweiyideyifenliwu，shiwomendedingqingxinwu，daibiaolewoduitaquanbudeganqing，juebuyunxubeirendianwu。”
chenyangcikezhendehenshengqi，lianseyichangbinglengdehedao：“nijiranshuozheigezuanshibaoshinide，neimeyinggaizhidaozheizhong**kuan，meiyigedouyouduzidebianmaba？qingwen，ninengbabianmashuochulaima？”
“这…”
chenyangdehualimabazhengxuwenzhule，dangjilianshangyihuang，ganmangshuodao：“nandaoninengshuochulaibucheng？”
“当然。”
chenyanglimayidiantou，dangzhesuoyourendemian，beichuyizuzimuheshuzi。
“怎么可能…”
linshilanmengranzhuanshen，nanyizhixindewangxiangchenyang，yinweitahenqingchu，chenyangshuochulaidebianma，yutadezuanshibaoneicebianma，yimoyiyang。
“yi，zheifeiwuzhennengbeichulai？”
“buhuiba，yinggaishishunzuiluanshuode。”
“kekanshilandeyangzi，zheigewonangfeishuodehaoxiangshizhende。”
“难道郑副总…”
……
linshizurenmenkandaolinshilandemoyang，limadouhuyidechaozhezhengxuwangqu。
“hehe，zhen…zhenshixiaohua，nandaowomaigenluobuhaidejizhushangmianyoujigenxuzima？”
zhengxutoushangyoumaochuyicenglenghan，danyanzhuyizhuan，limayouhuifuruchangdexiaodao：“woshituoguanximaidaodezuanshibao，ranhoujiusongjileshilan，zenmehuiqukanbianma？
daoshinizheigeshishikekegenzaishilanshenbiandegou，kongpasuishikeyikandaobaolidebianmaba？nibieyouyongxindebeixialai，haomaomingdingtishuoshinisongde，meicuoba？”
“aiya，zhengfuzongshuodemeicuoa，zhenshiyiyantixingmengzhongren。”
“renjiayigedoukoudefuzongcai，zenmekenengmaigedongxihaiqukanbianma？yetaimeigejuleba？”
“wangbadan，xianxiejiubeizheifeiwujipianle，gun！likegunchulinjia！”
……
suoyourendouduizhengxudehuashenxinbuyi，limaluanhonghongdechaozhechenyangjiaomaquganqilai。
erlinshilan，cikeyijingduichenyangchedisixin，tabuzaidongnu，buzaichihe，shenzhiliankandoumeikanchenyangyiyan，zhijiezhuanguoshenqu，yibinglengdebeiyingmianduichenyang。
“老婆，我…”
chenyanghenxiangjieshi，danlinshilancikedezhuangtai，bimata，data，genglingtaxinliang。
tazhidao，zijishuoshenme，doubuhuibeixinrenle。
“好，我走…”
zaizhongrenrulangchaoxiongyongbandequganshengzhong，chenyangyishengkutan，chaozhelinshilandebeiyingshuodao：“duibuqi，shilan，huoxu…womenbenlaijiushigecuowu…”
“yinweiwoaini，suoyihuizunzhongniderenhexuanze，nixianglihun，neiwo……”chenyangrenbuzhu，youyishengwendao，”shilan，womenzhendemeikenenglema？qishiniruoshixinwo，wokeyirangnichengweishijiezuixingfudenvren，wohuibazijideyiqiedoujini。“
linshilanmeishuohua，biaoqinglengmozhiji。
suoyishuonvrenxinhenqilai，shizhenzhengdetieshixinchang，meiyouyisiwanliudeyudi。
“haoba，wozhidaole，mingtianshangwuwohuizaiminzhengjudengni。”
shuowan，chenyangluomodeduziliqu。
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