第2章 我的老婆我来疼

“真的吗?”

chenyangmizheyandaliangleyifanyanfeifei,zhenshigetianshengyouwu,biaozhundejiutoushenmeiren,ketaqueyiyaotou:“duibuqi,nizheiyangde,wokanbushang。”

yanfeifeijianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo,yigeqiong**si,jilinjiadangshangmennvxudewonangfei,jingrangankanbuqita?

“shenmeshenme,ni…nihaikanbushangwo?”

yanfeifeiqidedengyuanleshuiwangwangdedayanjing,youbaileyigewubiliaorendepose,jianjiaodao:“zhengkaidenidegouyankankan,wo,178deshengao,90/60/90debiaozhunmotesanwei。

nizhibuzhidao,womashangjiuyaoqianyuedoukouguojimotegongsile,wohenkuaijiuhuibeidazaochengguojimingmo,nizheigefeiwu,jingrandayanbucan,ganshuokanbushangwo?”

doukouguojimotegongsi,shidoukoujituanqixiadezigongsi,cengxianhoudazaochushijimingzoushangweimiwutaideguojimingmo,zaiquanqiudoushishuyishuerdemotegongsi。

“doukouma?youdianyisi…”

chenyangtingdewanranyixiao,haishiyaotoudao:“duibuqi,woyoushilanyigelaopojiugoule,xiaoqiema,buxuyao。”

“ni…lanjie,nikantaya,douqisiwole,niyebuguanguanta?”

yanfeifeiqidezhifanbaiyan,limayaohuangzhelinshilandegebosaqijiaolai。

“zheigefeiwu,daohaizhongxin…”linshilanxinlizheiyangxiangzhe。

qishiyanfeifeishuodesuishiwanxiaohua,dantingzaitadeerduoli,yehenbunaiting。

buguochenyangdehua,daoshirangtaxinlishouyonglebushao。

keyanfeifeizhongjiushizijiguimi,haishiyaoxiangzhetade,suoyilinshilandengleyiyanchenyang,lengshengdao:“gunchuqu,sheirangnihanwolaopode?”

“keshilaopo,wozhendenengjinisanbaiwan…”

“滚出去!”

“哦…”

kanlinshilanzhendedongnu,chenyangganmangdiantoutuichufangjian。

“nigefeiwudianxinwangbadan!”

woshilideyanfeifeihaibujieqidemazhe:“youbenshinijiubasanbaiwannachulai,nabuchulainijiurenwodangganma!”

turan,shouji**xiangqi。

“妈…”

linshilannaqishouji,qinghuanleyisheng,yanquanlimajiuhongle。

weilenengjiugongsi,linshilanxiangdaolehechenyangjiehunzhuanfenziqian。jieguolianleitayijiadoubeinainaiganlechulai,hunlidangtian,tamuqinbaijiegengshilianmianerdoumeilu。

qianmeizhuandao,haigaodezhongpanqinli,linshilanhenweiqu。xianzaimuqinjingrandalaidianhua,tazhongyurenbuzhuluoxialeyanlei。

“shilan,huijialaiba。”

tingdaomuqinrangzijihuijia,linshilanhenjingxi:“ma,nibuguaiwole?”

“ai,yijingzheiyangle,wohainengshuogesha?”

baijiewunaiyitan:“huilaiba,mayoushigennishuo。”

“hao,wozheijiuhuijia…”

青云巷。

zhuzaizheitiaoxiangzilideren,yijingsuanjianghaishidedicengle。linshilanweilegongsideyunying,bajialideqianquandoutianbulejinqu,beinainaiganchulinjiahou,jiuzhinengzuzhuzaizheizhongzuibianyidedifang。

chenyangkaizhepojiudewulinghongguangmianbaoche,caidaozuzhudexiaoyuanmenkou,jiujianzijipingshitingchededifang,jingranbeiyiliangbenchidagjizhanle。

“sheideche,ganmazhanwochewei?”

chenyangzhihaobachetingzaidagdehoumian,qinaodehanleyisangzi。

linshilanbailetayiyan:“sheirangnibazheiliangpochekaichuqude,diubudiuren?”

“laopo,wokaizheichebushiweileyunjiushuima?”

chenyangganjinjieshi:“erqiehunlijieshuhou,haiyoubushaojiumeihe,yeyaolahuilaituidiaode。”

“doushuole,buxujiaowolaopo…”

huameishuowan,yuanmenbeidakaile,zouchuyigenanren。

“buhaoyisi,womashangnuoche…you,jiuyiliangpohongguangya。”

zhengxuchulaideshihouhaitingkeqi,yikanyanqianshiliangpojiumianbaoche,taidulimaaomanqilai:“shenmepochedoupeizhangecheweima?”

“wei,nishuoshenmeni,zhanwocheweihai…”

chenyanggangyaoxiachelilun,linshilanyijingxianxialeche,chayiwendao:“zhengzong,nizenmehuicongwojialichulai?”

“shilan,nizenmenengzuozheizhonglajicheni?”

zhengxuyijingyizhadezhizhechenyangwendao:“kaizheilajichedeyoushishei?”

linshilanweiweicumeidao:“tajiushichenyang。”

“nijiadejiushizheigelaji?”

zhengxuhenhendengleyiyanchenyang,youmanlianaohuideshuodao:“douguaiwolaiwanle,meinenglanxiani。doushiyinweiwoxiangjiniyigejingxi,jieguo…shilan,nidengdeng。”

shuowan,zhengxudakaidagchemen,conglimianquchuyigegaodanglihe。

hezilimianshiyikuanxinxingdenvshibaobao,huangjindadi,xiangmanzuanshi,touzhewubidehuagui,yiyishenghui。

一千零一夜钻石包!

zheishichenshicaituanqixiadeshejidashishidiwendeshengqianyizuo。

zhengkuanbaobaoyou24kchunjinshougongzhizuo,gongyonghuangzuan105ke、fenzuan56ke、baizuan4356ke,gongji4517kezuanshixiangqian。yinshidiwenshejiwanzheikuanbaohoujiushishile,xiangnian53sui,suoyiquanqiu**shengchan53jian。

cibaoyijingwenshi,bianbeiqianggouyikong,xianrujinjiusuanzaiyouqian,douweibinengmaidedao。

buguochenyangyiyanrenchu,zhengxushoulidebaozuogongcucao,18kjindadi,xiangqiandeyeshijiazuan,genbenjiushigegaofangpin。

“shilan,wozhisuoyilaiwanle,shiyinweizhidaonixihuanzheikuanbao,suoyiyizhizaizhao,keshiwozhaolehenduodifang,doumeizhaodaozhenpin。”

zhengxubabaobaodiguoqu:“suoyiwozhihaohualewushiwan,mailezheikuangaofang。nixianshouxia,zaijiwodianshijian,wotuoleren,baozhengmaidaozhenpin…”

“不必了。”

linshilanyaoleyaotou,danrandao:“zheikeshiyiqianlingyiye,genbenmaibudaozhenpinde。jiusuannengmaidao,xianrujinwangshangdouyijingchaodaolewuqianwan,zhendetaiangguile,nihaishibuyaolangfeishijianle。”

“五…千万?”

zhengxuyongliyanlexiakoushui,lianshangmanshigangadeganxiao。

taquanbushenjiayejiusanqianwan,yigebaojiuyaowuqianwan,tanashamai?

“shenmeposhanzhaihuoyegansongren,yaolianma?”

chenyangturanxialeche,yibaqiangguobaobao,zhijierengdaoledagdechedingshang,youlazhelinshilandeshoujiuwangyuanlizou:“laopo,bierendedongxizanbuxihan,niyaoxihuan,laogongsongjini。”

“你给我站住!”

zhengxudouhongleyan,wushiwandebaobaoya,jiutemesuishoujirengle?taxindouyaodixuele。

yibalazhulelinshilandelingyizhishou,chaozhechenyangnushengpaoxiao:“nijiwojianhuilai!yaoshishuaihuaileyidiandian,jiusuanshigenizheizhonglajidoupeibuqi!”

“放开你的脏手!”

chenyangyibadakailezhengxudeshou,lenglengdao:“jiwotingzhe,wodelaopoyouwozheigelaogongteng,takuadebaozhinengshizhengpin,bukenengshishanzhaihuo。haiyou,liwolaopoyuandian,woliangyijingshihefafuqi,nihaiyaojiuchanbuqing,wowanquankeyigaonisaorao。gundan!”

shuowan,chenyanglazhelinshilanjiujinleyuanzi,pengdeyishengguanshanglemen。

“ni…zanmenzouzheqiao!”

zhengxuqidehaixiangwanglichuang,youpachenyangzhendebaojing,dangxiazuojinbenchidag,mengdeyigedaoche,zhijiebawulinghongguangdebaoxiangangzhuanggedakeng,zheicaiyangzhangerqu。

linshilanjinleyuanzihou,haiyouxiehuanghu,sannianlai,tadiyicikandaochenyangzheimeqiangying,tebieyounanrenwei。

“nverya,nihuilaile…banizhuazinakai!”

baijiecongwulichulaile,yikanchenyanglazhelinshilandeshou,limabatajituikai,youyihuowendao:“zhenggongziganggangchuqunuoche,nimeikandao?”

chenyanglehehedao:“wobataganzoule。”

“shenme?gan…ganzoule!”

baijiezuijiaozhichouchou,jingenzheyigeerguangjiuchouleguoqu:“gaiside,nijingranbazhengxuganzoule?nizhidaotashishenmeren?takeshidoukoujituandefuzong,tadebeihoukeshichenshicaituan!

renjialaikeshigenshilanqiuhunde,zhiyaogennigefeiwulilehun,renjiajiunengsongyiqianwandecaili…”

“ma,woliangcaigangbanlehunli,zenmejiushuolihunzheizhonghua?”

linshilanmangdaduandao:“zaishuo,woduizhengxuyemeiganjue。”

“shilan,nikebiefansha。”

baijiebumandao:“nigongsirujinhaichaduoshaoqianjiuji,nixinlimeishuma?xianzaiyezhiyouzhengzongnengbangni…”

“妈,你别说了…”

linshilantoutengderoulerounaoqiao,weilezhengkouqijilinjiarenkan,tabagongsiguimokuoda,mianlinzhezijinduanliu,rujinzhendeyidianbanfadoumeiyoule。

“ai,doushitanshanglenizheimegefeiwu,daomeisile!”

baijielimayouchaozhechenyanghenhendengleyiyan,ranhouxintengdechaozhenvershuodao:“shilan,tingshuolaotaitaizhaojizurenyoudadongzuo,yaobuniqukankan,guanjianshihouruoshikeyitaohaodaota,jibaiwanhaishisuibianbode。”

“yezhinengqushishile…”

linshilansicunpianke,wunaidedianlediantou,duichenyangshuodao:“niqukaichezi。”

“好嘞,老婆。”

chenyangxiaomimidedianlediantou,zhuanguoshenhoujiuyilianbingleng。

gaisidezhengxu,jingranhaixiangyongyiqianwanyouhuozhangmuniang,xiangwohelaopolihun,jianzhishizhaosi。

“zhongshu,youliangjianshiyaoniban。”

caichuyuanmen,chenyangbianquchushoujibodahaoma:“yi,womacengjingliuxiageyiqianlingyiyezuanshibao,woyaosongjiwolaopo。er,doukouyougejiaozhengxude,gaosusunwen,wohenbuxihuanzheigeren…”

linshilanyijingzhunbeichumenle,baijiehailazhetaxutao:“shilan,ninainaikebuxihuanneigemeichuxidefeiwu,nizheiyaodaizhetaqudiurenma?”

linshilanyaotoukuxiaodao:“ma,qishichenyangyemeinishuodeneimebukan…”

huameishuowan,tutingmenkouyishengaihao:“nimaya,sheibawocheduile?”

munvmangchaowaiwangqu,chenyangzhengbaozhepowulingzaixintong…