shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《shijiefangguowoba，wohaiyouqigeweihunqi》，leishuyudoushishenghuoticai，zhurengongshichenyangtangfeier，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuodafudagui，gushineironggenggai：“yishiranghuiyuejituancongzheilibanzou，ranhoujiuzhanquechao，erlai，keyidajihuiyuejituan，ranghuiyuejituanfenbengli……
翌日。
jinghaishiyichuhaohuasirenzhuangyuannei，chenyangyidazaoqilai，haimeixishuni，jiubeiyehongyucongweishengjianlizhuailechulai。
“woshuosanshijie，nixiacijinwofangjiandeshihounengbunengxianqiaomen？xiaoyewozhengniaoniaoni，nizheishiqinfanwodegerenyinsi！”
bieshuwai，shiyichujudadecaoping，chenyangyibiantikuzi，yibianbumandetucao。
“shaolai，wozaimenkoutingdaoniniaowanlecaijinqulanide，zaishuole，nixiaoshihouzongaiguangzhe**daochupao，woyoubushimeijianguo，xianzaizhangdale，haizhidaohaixiule？”
“zheixiechekedoushiwodezhenzang，nikankanxihuannaliang？”
yehongyuzhilezhicaopingshangtingzhedeyixilielafengpaoche，bushifalali，jiushimaikailun，baoshijie，zuzushijiliang，paichengyipai，jiaoqiaodexiaolianshangdaizhedeyi。
“woqu，zheimeduopaoche？sanshijie，nizhuanxingkai4sdianle？”
chenyangkanleyiquan，yixiaziyanhualiaoluan，haizhenyouxiexuanbuguolai。
“shaoshuofeihua，zheixiechejiaqilaiyejiubudaoyigeyieryi，suanle，landetiaole，yaochizaizheigelanzili，nixiangkainayiliangjiukainayiliang。”
yehongyuzhijiediuguolaiyigeguolan，limianzhuangmanlecheyaochi。
“haiyou，zheizhangyinxingkanishouzhe，shenweilonghushandedizi，woyehongyudeshidi，chumenzaiwaimeiqianzenmenengxing？”
yehongyuyoushuaiguolaiyizhangyinxingka，“mimashishifudainihuilonghushanneitianderiqi，kalimianyouyigeyi，suibiannizenmehuadouxing！”
“duile，zaijiaojiniyigerenwu，yigexingqizhinei，bixujiwogaodingtangfeier，niyaoshigaobudingta，kanwozenmeshoushini！”
“haiyou，zaiguosantianjiushiwomenhuiyuejituanchengliwuzhouniandewanyan，nibixubatangfeierjiwoyiqidailaicanjia，qingjianzaishafashangfangzheni，huitouzijinajitangfeier。”
chenyangelesheng，kanzhezheiyiluokuangdecheyaochi，youxiegangadenaolenaotou。
“sanshijie，chewosuiranhuikai，danwomeijiazhaoa。”
“zansuiranshitianshi，yebunengganneiweifaluanjideshiqing。”
yehongyuzazhezui：“zheijianshidaoshiwoshuhule，zheiyangba，wodagedianhuaanpaigesijijini。”
“那可不行。”
chenyanglikeyaotou，“wogentangfeieryuehuideshihouwanyiyaozuodianshenmehuaishi，shenbianyougesijigenzheneiduobufangbiana？”
“neinishuoxianzaizenmeban？xianzaiqukaojiazhao？”
“xianzaikaoyelaibujileya。”
chenyangzaiciyaotou，weizhezheixiehaochezhuanleyiquan，hurankandaozhuangyuandejiaoluolitingzheyiliangposanlun。
“zheigehao，wojiuyaozheige！”
chenyangyanjingyiliang，zhijiezouxiangzheiliangposanlun，faxianyaochihaichazaishangmian，dunshiqizhesanluncheweizheyehongyuzhuanleyiquan。
“yezong，zhei……zheishiwodesanluna。”
yuandingyukuwuleidekanxiangyehongyu。
zheisanlunshitaqinglizhuangyuanzacaodeshihouyongde。
“xianzaishiwodesanlunle，bashi！”
chenyangtingdaozheiyuandingmianqian，heiheixiaodao。
jiadingyukuwulei，nifangzhehaohaodehaochebukai，qiangwodesanlunganshenme？
“chenyang，nibuhuixiangqizheigequtangjiaba？”
yehongyukanzhechenyangaibushishoudemoyang，yeshiyiliandewuyu。
“neishidangran，zheiwanyiduolafenga！”
chenyangheiheiyixiao，zaitakanlaihaochegensanlunchedoushijiaotonggongju，meiduodaqubie，nengpaojiuxing。
“行吧！”
yehongyuyishoufue，kanxiangyukuwuleidejiading，shuodao，“xiaoliao，nizheiliangsanlunchewoyaole，huitouquzhaocaiwushuoyisheng。”
suihou，tayoukanxiangchenyang，huiwuzhequantoujinggaodao：“wogaosuni，niqizhezheisanlunchuquzhihou，bieshuonirenshiwo！”
“sanshijie，qiaonizheihuashuode，sanluncaishijianyanshibushizhenaideweiyibiaozhuna。”
“nixianga，yigenvrentabuxianqiwoqiong，jibianwoshidengsanlunde，tayijiuxuanzegenwo，zheibushizhenaishishenme？”
陈阳乐呵呵的笑道。
“he，nisanlunjiusuandengdezaishuai，yeburudanshoukaifalalidezhanangengzhaoxiaoguniangxihuan。”
“suanle，dengsanlunjiudengsanlunba，nixihuanjiuhao。”
yehongyushuangshouhuanbaozaixiongqian，landegentabaiche，fanzhengdiuliandeshita。
“sanshijie，niyaoxiangxinnishidiwodeshilihaobuhao！”
“aiya，xiaoyewoturanxiangqilaiyijianshi。”
chenyangyipainaomen，turanxiangqilai，taneigeweihunqitangfeierkebushishengyoudedeng。
zhiqiantayijingtaohunguoyicile。
wanyizheicizijixingzhiboboquzhaota，tayoutaole，neiqibushihendiulian？
xiaoyewotangtanglonghushandiyidatianshi，xifuerquezongpaolu，wobuyaomianzidema？
“buxing，deranglaotouzixiangentangjiashuoyisheng。”
xiangdaozheili，chenyangzhijietaochuyigeshanggushiqidenuojiyachulai，zheishoujiyijinglaodiaoyale，zhiyoudadianhuahejiedianhuadegongneng。
buguoshengzaizhilianghaoa，naiyong！
chenyangshuruyichuandianhuahaoma，zhijiedaleguoqu。
“wei，laotou？zenmebushuohua？zheilaojiahuobuhuihaizaishuiba？”
“shuigepi，niyiweiwogenniside？chouxiaozi，nibuhuiyouchuanghuoleba？”
dianhuaneitouchuanlailaotoudemasheng。
“zheihuashuode，nitudiwokeshilonghushanzuinianqingdetiancaitianshi，qujibixiongjiugenwanside，wonengchuangshenmehuo？”
“youhuakuaishuo，youpikuaifang，zhaowoshenmeshi？”
laorenbunaifandedaduan，haiyiweizheichouxiaozishichuangshenmedahuole。
tingtazheiyonglandeshengyin，gujipishimeiyou。
“woshuolaotou，nihaodaiyeshiyidaitianshi，shuohuanengbunengwenmingdian，zenmegengeerliuziside，dongbudongjiushuozanghua，yidiandashifengfandoumeiyou！”
“chouxiaozi，wokannishiqianzouleshiba，ganjinshuozhengshi！”
yitinglaotouyaojile，chenyangcailehehedao：
“laotou，nijiwodingxiadeneiqigeweihunqi，woyijingjianlediyigele，buguozheitangfeierjuranxiangtaohun，beiwojidaihuiqule。”
“nidadianhuajitangjiashuoyishengha，bierangtamenguinvzaipaole，woxianzaijiuququ。”
“wozheikeshiweilejilonghushanchuanzongjiedaia，laotounikedeshangdianxin。”
“就这点破事？”
laotoutingwan，zhijiemamalielieqilai。
“xiaotuzaizi，niyaoshibujiwolonghushanshengshigebagedapangxiaozi，laozizoubusini。”
“haiyou，yihoubienazheizhongposhilaifanlaozi……dududu！”
“搞定！”
chenyanglehehedeshouqilaodiaoyadenuojiya，xinqingshuchang。
biekanlaotouzimarenhenxiong，buguozuoshihaizhenconglaibudiaolianzi。
tahuileketingnei，shafashangfangzheyigezhidaizi，daizilizhuangmanleqingjian。
chenyangxiangyemeixiang，zhijiesaijinbaolitizou。
beizhebeibao，qishangsanlunchuizhekoushao，lehelehedejiuzoule。
yehongyubuyoudeyishoufue，buzhidaotangjiarenkandaotazheifumoyang，huishishenmeganchuni？
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