《shenme！zhendezhenguohouyaozaofan？》taijingcaile，buzhibuzijuejiukanwanquanpian，yijinghenjiumeiyouzheizhongyuedutiyanle，zuozhehuangyangeryizuiposhidebifengmiaoshulezhurengongqinmoyingzhengzhijiandegushi，《shenme！zhendezhenguohouyaozaofan？》jiangdeshi：“zishiyouzhuchude。”“hechu？”“……”shaoqing，zhongrenlaidaozhenguohoufupangdeyizuomaowuxiaoyuan。chaimenpangshuan……
qinmoxintengzijidedanchaofan，yingzhengqueshizaipokoudama。
“zhenguohou，zhenzhigongguye，liankuzishoukanweilaoqinrenbiaolv！”
shuohuajian，yingzhengdanfengyanzhonggengshixionglidachi，kanxiangzaoyihanliujiabeidelisi。
“bibeiwugaoxianhai，mofeishiliuguojiuzudejianke，qizhenjianfengbulihu？”
lisicishiweiqudexiangku，guaizhiguaitashixianmeiyoudiaochaqingchu，bianmaoranshangzou，shizaiwukebianbo。
qinmokanleyancanxixidelisi，tandao：“litingweiyixinweiguo，bixiadaoyebubikeze。”
“xianglailitingweishishenzhibinketongpuzhihai，burubianbanbuyidaofaling，edingershidengjuechendebinketongpushuliang。”
yingzhengwenyanyileng，suijihanshoudao：“shenshan！”
lisiananliezui，yanshenyouyuan。
chaotangshangdesangongjiuqing，nagejiazhongbushibinketongpuruyun。
tazheidaqinzuigaofazhangguan，ruoganbanbufalingxianzhi，tuotuoyaochengqunchengongdia！
qinmozheibaofuyetaihenle，pianpiantahaibunengbujie。
yingzhengmeiyoulihuitaneiyouyuandeyanshen，zhuanerkanxiangqinmo。
“ediaiqinga，ninaidaqinchehou，guanzhichengxiang，zhenyirenzhixia，wanwanrenzhishang，zennengrucikedaizishen？”
“ruoshitianxiaxiancaijianle，qibufufeizhenkeboguaen，sheihaiyuanweidaqinxiaoli？”
“nikanwangjianwangbiliangweilaojiangjun，tamenfuzijiazhong，liangtianwanqingcaihuochengshan，shangqiehaibuzhizu，nishenweihoubeigengyaoshanyujucaia，wanghourizihaizhangni！”
yingzhengkukoupoxin，qunchenyeshidiantoufuhe。
qinmokuxiaobude：“qishi，geyefanchaodedanchaofan，henhaochi。”
“geyefannenghaochidaonaliqu？”
yingzhengtingtayoutigeyefan，dunshibianmanlianxianqi：“zhenzhinifengxingjianaisixiang，danguoyoubuji。”
“nishizandaqindiguodelianmian，shuoshenyebunengzaizhumaowu、chigeyefan！”
sishixiangdaoshenme，yingzhengturanyoukanxianglisi，lianseweileng。
“niwugaoqinqing，fanshiqinqingweinijiewei，rujinjianqinqingruciqingku，xinzhongwukuima？”
lisimiaodong，yaoyageroudao：“chenyuanzengzhenguohoubaimudazhaiyizuo，banliangqianbiwanmei，haiwangzhenguohoumotuici。”
songshangmendehaochu，goucaibuyao。
qinmobugentakeqi，xiaodao：“litingweishengqing，benhoubianquezhibugongle。”
yingzhengmanyihanshou，niutouqueyoukanxiangqitachenzi。
群臣：“……”
qunchenwuyu，guokulimeiqian，biannawodengkaizai，bixiashushibuhoudao。
danxiangdaotangtangdaqindiguodiyichen，zhumaowuchigeyefanguorizi，yezhenxinshuobuguoqu。
zheiyijingbushiqinmogerendeshiqing，zheishiguanhudiguoyanmiandeguoshi！
yushi，zuochengxiangwangwan，zengjuanbobaizhang。
langzhonglingmengyi，zengjianmashipi。
zhongchefulingzhaogao，zengzhuqichejiayifu。
qunchenjuanqianjuanwubuyierzu，rangqinmoshunjianchengweixiaofuweng。
yingzhengsihuhaibumanyi，zuoyoukanlekan，zhizheduozaiqunchenhoumiandewangjiafuzi。
“liangweilaojiangjunduoshen？jinqianshuohua！”
wangjianhewangbigangcaibeikuajiangshanyujucai，xiangsidexindouyoule。
womenjiashishanyujucaima？
neishigonggaogaizhuzhichendeziwu！
buguohuayoushuohuilai，wangjiaqueshijulianlehenduocaihuotudi。
xianzaiyingzhengyoudianmingtamen，fuziliangshizhengangale，zhideyingzhetoupishangqianjianli。
yingzhengbuguanfuziliangdexiaoganga，zhishilazheqinmodao：“qinqingjiujiaojiliangweilaojiangjunle，jiaojiaotaruheliancai。”
qinmozuijiaochouchu：“chendeliancaizhishu，qishiyebucha。”
tashenweihoushiren，zaizheikanchengmanhuangdexianqinshiqi，suibiannongdianshenmejiekerijindoujin。
zhishitajuliandecaihuo，quanbuyonglaizuoshile，bingfeibuhuijucai！
yingzhenglengleleng，xiangqiqinmojingchangchuangzaoyixieshenqiwushen，bianyehuangranle。
danshitayemeiyougaibianzhuyi，yiliansurandedengzhewangjianfuzi。
“liangweilaojiangjun，zhenbaqinqingjiaojinimen，pangdezhenbuguan，wubibunengrangtazaizhumaowuchigeyefan！”
shuoba，yingzhengzhuanshenlilexiaoyuan，lvlingqunchenbaijiahuigong。
budahuiergongfu，xiaoyuanlijinshengwangjiafuziheqinmo，sanrenmianmianxiangqudayandengxiaoyan。
qinmo：“liangweilaojiangjunema？”
父子俩：“饿！”
qinmo：“neidengwowaxietudou，kuandailiangweilaojiangjun。”
父子俩：“……”
qinxiangshibushidui‘kuandai’liangziyouwujie？
emenfuzizashuoyeshidaqinchehou，nibushuodapaiyanxizhaodai，qimayedequjiusibaiyizhuoba？
kepianpian，qinmosihumeiyoudaimanguikedejuewu。
xianshijiangsaluomandideshengmifanweijikanmenhuangquan，bianzhenwaletudouzuanjinzaofang。
fuziliangguizuozaitangwulidenghou，xianggukuxiaobuyi。
xianggaibianqinmodeshenghuoxixing，pashirenzhongerdaoyuana！
“shuikaile，liangweilaojiangjunxianhexierecha，shaodaipianke。”
qinmotizhetaohucongzaofangchulai，zianjixiamochulianggebeizi，gesaleyibachaye，daorufeishuichongpao。
ranhou，bianyouhuilezaofangmanghuo！
“fuhou，qinxiangjiejianruosi，bixiazhijiaodai，kongbuhaobanna。”
wangbilvzhehuabaihuxu，yadishengyindao。
wangjianmeidalita，kanzhebeizhongqiyunshengteng，yigujiamuqingxiangpumianerlai，bujintuokouzandao：“zhennaixianchaye。”
qindebashu，zhuchafaliuchuanguanzhong，qinrenaizhi。
erzhuchafagumingsiyishizhuzhehe，aozhushizuoyiyan、jiang、gui、jupi、bohedengwu。
hezhedaoyetingyouziwei，keqishijiushiyiguotang。
siqinmozheidengchaochachongpaozhifa，wangjianqueshicongweidejian，zhijuexiangqiyiren，wenzhitongtishutai，guerjingweixiancha！
wangbicishiyeyibeichaxiangxiyin，fuziliangchoudongbiziwenleyouwen。
zuihou，yanjianchatangyaoliang，wangjiancailvxianduanqichabei，xiaoxinyiyiqingminyikou。
wangbidengyanqiaokanfuqinbiaoqing，danjianwangjianchatangrukou，shoumeibianyizhouqi，sihubushenmeiwei。
keguodepianke，queyoushoumeishuzhan，mianlutaozuizhise！
wangbikandemantouwushui，suoxingyeduanbeichuoyin。
tazheiyikouhededuo，zhijuekusenanyan，xianxietuchulai。
dengtahaoburongyiyanxia，zhengxiangshuoyishengkushui，neiguchaochaduyoudehuigan，bianyichongchikouqiang，naizhifeifuxinpi。
“当真仙茶也！”
wangbiyetuokouzanleyiju，jierpengzhechabeiduanxiangdao：“yuanlaiqinxiangyeaihuamei，cibeisiyufeiyu，yuzhizhonggengqianyoujinqicaihui，dangzhenqiaoduotiangong。”
tazheiyishuo，laowangjianyefaxianshouzhongchabei，sihubutongxunchang。
laotouyuanyiweishiyubei，yemeiduokan，cikexikan，bujinzashe：“cibei，jiazhilianchenga！”
fuziliangyuekanyuejingqi，poyouxieaibushishou。
danqishi，jiushibaicibeieryi，shaozhijiqicucao。
wangbikouzhongsuoweihuameidejinqicaihui，gengzhishishaozhishibaichanwu。
qinmoyuanbenshixiangyaozhenzhenghuameidejinsifalangcai，quebuxiaoxingaochenglebaofahutuhaofeng。
……
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