linchuchuduanyezuowei《songshuifansha》zheibenshudezhujiao,yimingxiedeneironghenxiyinren,shiyibenbukeduodedexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuole,jiangshule:danlingqiaoquejieleguoqu,zhenzhenghetaduishi,wocaifaxiantatongkonghenshen,jiroujieshi,xiangshiyizhiqianfujiaojiandeliebao:……
neitianzhidaohuilesushe,wohaishihunbushoushe。
daizuozaishuzhuopanghenjiu,haishimeirenzhukule。
wobumingbaiduanyeweishenmeneiyangshuowo,weishenmeneiyangdangzhongbiandiwo。
neixiehuatainantingle,zhiyaoxiangqilaijiurangwotongdewufahuxi。
zaitayanli,woyuanlaineiyanglianjia,neiyangfangdangma?dijiandaonengyongneisangezixingrong。
舍友气得够呛:
「yiqiankanzherenmogouyangde,meixiangdaozheimejian,naodaihe**zhuangfanleba,lingshenjiuyinggaiduodajiquan,batadachengyabashuobuchuhua。」
duanyeshuowanneixiehuahou,jiubeilingqiaohetadeduiyouyiqidale。
bujinruci,weiguanqunzhong,shenzhiduanyededuiyouyekanbuxiaqu,shangquchuaileliangjiao。
fudaoyuanshanshanlaichi,youyinweirenshuzhongduo,dajiahuxiangbaobi,sheidoubushuosheixiandongdeshou。
zuihouleishengdayudianxiao,zhiranglingqiaojigerenpeileyiyaofei,jiubulelezhi。
qitarenyeanweiwoanweiwo:「chuchunibienanguo,zhengchangrendoubuhuixiangxinde。」
danzheigeshijieyeyouxuduobuzhengchangderen,dabufenrenbuxin,danyouxierenxinle。
xiakehou,wobeijigenanshengduzaisushelouxia,yourenjiwosaileshuhua,jiupobujidaidimowodeshouwan。
wohanlaibaoan,jubaotamenxingsaorao。
neijigerenbufu,chaochaorangrang:
「zhuangshenmeni,bujiushixianhuabianyi,xiacimaigeguidiande,budebabachekaiyilingjiuwangwoshenshangtie。」
「ninanpengyoudoushuonishigongjiaochele,xianzaizhuangshenmeqinggao,zenmezhiranglanqiuduineixierenshuang。」
neijigerenjiangwangshangdeyixie***pchenglewodelian,tiedaolexuexiaogonggaolan。
dengwozhidaodeshihou,yijingchuankaile,wushulugudezhaopianmantianfei。
yourenzaiwodezhaopianshangyonghongbizuojihao,gongjiaoche、cesuo,gezhongwuruxingdechenghuwangwolianshangxie。
congxiaomenzoudaojiaoshi,yiludoushiqiguaibuxieyoubaguademuguangkanwo。
zheijianshiyuenaoyueda,zuihounianjizhurenchumian,yanlihechilezaoyaozuixiongdeneijigeren。
meigerenshouxiejiantao,quxiaosuoyoupingyouzige,xialechufen,zheijianshicaisuanmanmanpingxi。
弹幕吵成一团:
【wofule,nanzhuzenmezheiyang,zheimeshuo,rangnvzhuyihouzaixuexiaozenmehuo?】
【ai,qishinanzhuyeshiqihenle,yeguainvzhu,pianpianjitaduishousongshui,erqienvzhuyizhibudaoqianhongta,shengqiyezhengchang。】
【nvzhuyoubingba,weishenmeyaogenbiedenanrenlalacheche,haohaodetianbing,feidegaochengnvelian,huogaia,nanzhushuodemeicuo,jiushibuzhijiandian。】
【meibaoa,nikuairencuoa,nanzhuzhaoxiaoxuemeizhishiqini,nizhiyaozhudong,talimachuailexiaoxuemei,dangnidegou,nizhendeyaojisiwole。】
我打开朋友圈。
guoran,shennuonuoyilianchuanfalehenduodongtai。
youqukandianyingde,youqupashande,yeyouquyouyongde。
zuixinyitiao,kanbeijingshizaitajiali,lianggerenbaozaiyiqi,zaijinxingfashishewen。
shipinpaidehenqingxi,duanyeyanshenmili,shouzhangyijingshenjinshennuonuodelingkouli,beijingyinshiyipianjiaochuan。
沈诺诺配的文案是:
【jinwansanhe,ruheni?】
duanyemiaohui:【bugou,zhunnizaimaiwuhe。】
shennuonuohuilegehaixiudebiaoqing。
wobenlaiyiweizijiyijingbeishangdegouhen,dankandaozheigeshipin,haishihuxiyizhi。
woheduanyetanlesannian,congdaerdaodasi。
jingliguowushutianmixingfuderiye,jiulianzheicisongshui,woqishiyezhishixuezhetaduqi。
danwomeixiangdaoduanyedefanyingzheimeda,zuodezheimejue。
haoxiangcengjingdesannianjiushigexiaohua,xiandewoyiwenbuzhi。
jiranruci,neijiuchedifenshouba。
wobuxiangzaijiujietashizuiyinghaishiaojiaole,wozhizhidao,aiyigerenbuyinggaishizheiyangde。
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