qiusaikaishi，wobenlaibuxianglaide。
danguimichoudaoleliangzhangpiao，feiderangwolaipeita：
「chuchunibixuqu，buranxiandepaleneigesilvchaside。」
zoujinlanqiuchang，yingmianjiuzhuangdaoleduanyeyixingren。
takandaowohewohuailibaozhedeshui，yileng，shunjianyanshenjiuliangle。
tadeduiyoumenfachuyizhenhongxiao：
「duange，haiyiweinizheixiaonvyouduoyingqini，jieguomeijipiao，yebabagenlaisongshuile，gaibuhuishitoutouhunjinlaideba，taikelianle，xiangzhixiaolaoshu。」
neirenzheiyangshuo，yuqiquesuanliuliude，buzhudiwangwolianshangchou。
「woshuoduange，haishiniyoushouduan，barendiaodesiside，shenmeshihouyejiaojiaowoa。」
duanyekanzhelengmo，danyanweimeirenzhuluchuyisixiaoyi，mianqiangnaqiao：
「xingle，ganjinquhoutaizhunbeiba，womenmashangjiuyaoshangchangle……」
tashuodaoyiban，turanfanyingguolai，zuotianyijingbazhuligangweisongjileshennuonuo。
yucitongshi，youjiaoqiaodeshenyingyibengyitiaodipaoguolai：
「duange，nidewaitaozuotianluozaiwojiale，zoudeshihoumeina。」
shennuonuoyixiazipudaoduanyehuaili，tazuishanghechi，queyanzhongdaixiao：
「maomaoshishide，meishi，jiufangnijia。」
shennuonuolianjiaweihong，shuozheqiaoqiaohua：「haiyou***，woyebangnixile，shouxidehenganjing。」
弹幕此刻炸了：
【bushiba，nanzhugennvpeishuile？woshoubulebujie，qiwenle。】
【shangmiande，suiranshuizaiyizhangchuang，danmeizuodaozuihou，nanzhuguyizheiyangqinvzhude，sheirangtazuotianmeizhuishangqu，ganghaoxiaoxuemeiyaoqingnanzhu，nanzhujiuqutajiale。】
【nanrenma，caqiangzouhuohenzhengchang，huxiangbangzhu，dajiadoulijie。】
【nanzhujiushizuiying，xiangrangnvzhuzhudongzhanchulai，xuanshi***，genxiaoshimeidachaoyijia，cainengxianshichutadezaihuhechicua。】
wodenaohailibeishouxi***neisigezizhuangdetuantuanzhuan，
yanqiandeshennuonuohaizaisajiao，fengmanaimeidicengzheduanyejieshideshoubei，jihuzhenggerendouguazaileduanyeshenshang。
duanyehaobubirang，ditouqinnidijitazhengliguodadelingkou，zhishishixiansiyousiwudisaoxiangwo。
youshirangwoditou，youshi**wochicu。
wodexinkouxiangshisaileyituanzhanleshuidemianhua，zhongdewojihuhuxibuchang。
弹幕开始吵起来了：
【wofulebeibeimen，jiusuanzheiyang，woyebunengjieshou，shoubulenvpeijinanzhushouxi***a。】
【loushangjiayi，ningbayebushizheiyangningbaa，bawomennvzhudangribenrenzhenga。】
【xiaosi，nanzhujiuzuoba，banvzhuzhenzuofenshoule，taneixieduiyoukeshihushidandan。】
【hezhia，meibaonikankangebiyuandeneigelanqiuduiduizhanga，taanliannisannianle，niyaoshibashuisongjita，neiyinshinanguinengbaqiuchangzhale。】
woyileng，yegubudedanmushuodeshibushizhendele。
zhixiangjinkuaitaolizheili，huailideshuisongjisheidoukeyi，jiushibunengsongjiduanye。
wozouxianggebiyuanqiuduixiuxidedifang，zhaodaozhongjianneigezuigaoda、meiyanzuijieaodeduizhanglingqiao：
「nihao，wozheiliyoushui，nixuyaoma？」
zhouweijigerendoutoulaishixian：「bushiba，duizhangzheimeilizhengao，yichangnenglaijishigesongshuidemeizi，kexile，tatieshuchengjing，yigedoubuyao。」
dajiabaguademuguangkandewoyouxietuisuo，shenzhiyouxiehouhuizijichongdong。
danlingqiaoquejieleguoqu，zhenzhenghetaduishi，wocaifaxiantatongkonghenshen，jiroujieshi，xiangshiyizhiqianfujiaojiandeliebao：
「xiexie，buguowoconglaibuqianrenrenqing，nisongwoshui，wosongniyigeyaoqiu，xuyaowozuoshenmema？」
woyouyuleyixia，xiaoshengshuo:「meiyoushenmeyaoqiu，jiu，jiuzhunibisaishunliba。」
lingqiaozhanqilai：「zhishishunlikebuxing。」
tazhuantoukanwo：「nihuiyizhikandaobisaijieshuma？」
我点了点头。
「第一怎么样？」
lingqiaoxiaolexiao，yuqiyonglan，henyouxieyiqifengfadeyiwei：
「nisongwoshui，neiwobianbajiangbeisongjini，zenmeyang？」