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yangliushuodao：“wodanzixiao，nijiubiehehuwole。”
“renjiadoushuosedanbaotian，wokannizhendeshigedanxiaogui，buguowoxihuan。”huangyanshuodao，“nidedangguiwobaole，yihoudoumaijiwo，youduoshaowoyaoduoshao，danshinizheigerenyeshiwodele。”
yangliubenlaixiangshuowoyouhenduo，niyechibuxia，danshitaturangaibianlezhuyi。
yangliushuodao：“huangjingli，zheishiyeshengde，niyiweinengyouduoshao。”
huangyanshuodao：“haoba，woxianbazheigejinijiesuanle。”
tayebuchengle，shuodao：“jiniliangqiankuaiqian，kendingshizhiduobushao。”
yangliujieleqianzhihou，zhanleqilai，shuodao：“huangjingli，woxianhuiqule。”
“nibuhuishiyoudutengleba。”
“meiduteng，danshiwoxiangshangcesuole。”
huangyanshuodao：“womenzheilijiuyoucesuo，yaobunixianshangcesuo。”
“bule，wohaishihuijiaqushangba，feishuibuliuwairentian。”yangliuxiaozheshuodao。
说完，他就要出去。
zheishihou，huangyanturan“aiyou”yisheng，ranhoubaozhezijideduzi。
yangliukanlezhihou，shuodao：“nikankanni，nixianzaiyaoqucesuoleba，ganjinqucesuoleba。woyeyaozoule。”
huangyanzhouzhemeitoushuodao：“wobushiyaoqucesuo，woshizhendeduziteng，meiyicidayimalaizhiqian，duzidouyaotengjitian。”
yangliubijingshiyishenga，tingdaolehuangyanzheimeshuo，tadunshiyongtoushikanlekan，shuodao：“niqueshiyouzheigemaobing，yinggaisiwunianleba。”
“shia，wozheimaobingyijingsiwunianle，zheinidounengkanchulaia。”
“dangranle，woshishenyi，nizheijinianhualebushaoqian，chilebushaoyaoyao，yemeizhihaoa。”
“shia，neinibangwozhiliaoyixiaba。”huangyanshuodao，“zhihaolewojiniqian。”
“qiandoushishenwaizhiwu，woconglaidoububaqiandanghuishi，buguowoxianzaimeidaiyinzhen，wozhinengjini**zhiliaole。”yangliushuodao。
“haoa，neinijiu**ba，**duoshufu，zhenzhadewohaibuyidingnenggoushoudele。”huangyanshuodao。
“neihaoba，nijiutangzaishafashang，woxianzaijiujini**。”yangliushuodao。
huangyandianlediantou，zhijiejiutangzaileshafashang，yangliubanlegedengzizuozaileshafagenqian，ranhouxianqilehuangyandeshangyi，bayoushoufangzailetadeduzishang。
huangyanrenbuzhuhengleyisheng，zheiyi“heng”chadianyoubayangliujidaipianle。
yangliushuodao：“nibuyaohengheng，ruguowaimianfarentingdaole，haibuzhidaowomenzaiganshenmeni！”
yangliuzheimeyishuo，huangyandunshijiubugankengshengle。
yangliuyejiurenzhende**le，bingqiejihuangyandetineishurulelingqi。
huangyankaishideshihou，haiganjuedaozijideduziyoudianteng，houlaiduzibutengle，taganjuezijideshentihenshufu，yushitajiubizheyanjingxiangshouqilai。
tabizheyanjing，renbuzhuyouhenghengqilai。
zheishihou，yangliusuohuileshou，shuodao：“haole，yijinghaole。”
huangyanyiyouweijindishuodao：“zheimekuaijiuhaole？”
“yun，renjiayoubing，doushibabudezijihaodekuai，nihaoxianghaibabudezijibuhao，shibushi？”
“yebushizheigeyisi，zhuyaoni**detaihaole，andewohaoshufu。”
“wode**shizhibingde，niruguoxiangshufu，jiuqupaojiaofangqu**，tamenyehuirangnishufude。”yangliushuodao。
“nishuodeyeyoudaoli，danshiwoxihuannanrenjiwo**。”huangyanshuodao，“ruguobuzhaonanrenji**，neiwodeqian。bushibaihuale。”
yangliuxiaozheshuodao：“nishuodeyeyoudaoli，jiuxiangnanrenqu**，kendingyezhaonvren**，bingqiehaixiwangshipiaoliangdenvren。”
“bushuoxiaohuale，wojinaqian。”shuozhe，huangyannachuleyidieqiandijileyangliu，dagaiyousansiqiandeyangzi。
yangliushuodao：“qianwojiubuyaole，buguowoyaogaosuni，nidebingwoyijingjigenzhile，yihoubuhuidutengle。”
“nitailihaile，zheiqianniyidingyaonazhe，yaobuwohuiguoyibuqude。”
“niyihoubiesaoraowojiukeyile。”
“neizenmexing，qiannibixunazhe。”huangyanshuozhe，yingshibaqiansaijileyangliu。
yangliushuodao：“haoba，wojiunaniyibaikuaiqian，yisiyixiajiuxingle。”
shuozhe，tajiunaleyibaikuai，ranhoulikailezheili。
kanzheyangliulikaidebeiying，huangyanxinzhongxiangdao：zheixiaozibujiandana，mianduimeisehejinqian，doukeyibakongdezhu，yihoujueduidayouqiantu。
likaizheilizhihou，yangliujiuqizhedianpingchehuijiale。
zoudaolecunweihuidemenkou，zhenghaoyouyudaolelinxiaoyu，yangliutingxialechezi。
linxiaoyushuodao：“yangliu，wogangdaonimendecunzi，yemeishenmechengji，nishuoxianzaiyoumeiyoushenmezhifudexiangmu？”
“zhifudexiangmu，wolinshishimeiyouxiangchulai，buguowozaishanshangfaxianleyidapianyeshengdedanggui，ruguocunminyuanganhuo，daoshikeyiquwadanggui，wofuzexiaoshou。”yangliushuodao。
“neitaihaole，woxianzaijiuguangboyixia，womenxiawujiukaishiba。”
“haode，ruguoyuanyiqude，xiawudaowojialijihe。”
“neitaihaole，zheigeyeshengdedanggui，dagaishishenmejiage？”linxiaoyuwendao。
“woruguomaichuqu，sanshikuaiqianyijin，danshiwoshougouyejiushiershiyijinba，zhengliganjingjiuxing。”yangliushuodao，“dajiaruguoyuanyigan，yitianliangbaikuaiqianyinggaikeyide。”
“neitaihaole，wozheijiuquguangboqu。”linxiaoyushuozhejiujinlebangongshi。
yangliujieqizhedianpingchejiulikaile，meizouduoyuan，jiutingdaoleguangbole：“geweicunminzhuyile，womencundeyangliufaxianleyigezhuanqiandeluzi，tayuanyidaidajiayiqizhuanqian，daoshanshangquwadanggui，ruguosheiyuanyiqude，wufanhoudaoyangliujialijihe。”
linxiaoyulianxuguangboliangsanbian，yangliudaolejializhihou，zhangmeijiuguolaile，shuodao：“yangliu，tingshuonixiawuyaodairenquwadanggui？”
“shia，jiushineitianwomendiaojinshanyaneidifang，xiamianbushiyouyipiandangguidima？”yangliushuodao。
“shia，neidifangwozhidao，yaobuwoyegenniquba。”
“nijiubuyaoqule，nijialibushiyougebangchengma？nizaijialijiwobangmangshoujiukeyile，wojinisanbaikuaiyitian。”
zhangmeixiaozheshuodao：“wojinibangmangjiukeyile，wokebuyaonideqian。”
“bixujiqian。”yangliuxiaozheshuodao，“wozhaosheibangmangdouyaojiqian，wobenlaijiushizhuanqiandea。”
“neiyebuyaosanbai，zuiduoyitianyibaijiukeyile。”zhangmeishuodao。
shuoshizaide，taxihuanyangliu，taningyuanmianfeibangmang。
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