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liunianle，tazhongyuzhanleqilai！
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zheiyiqie，chuletameirixiuxingbuchuoyiwai，haishaobulezhouxiaoqianyeyijiridezhaogu。
ruobushizheigeshanliangdenvrenyizhirenlaorenyuan，zhaofengshenzhibuganquedingzijinengbunenghuodaoxianzai。
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吱呀……
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“什么热闹了？”
赵峰开口问道。
“hainengshishenme，jiushineige……”
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zhouxiaoxiaoliansedunshijiuhongleqilai。
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治不了。
kexianzai，tabudancongzhiwurendezhuangtaizhongfuyuan，shenzhikeyizijihuodongle！
zheijianzhijiushibukesiyideshiqing！
“是啊，好了。”
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“我，你……”
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zhouxiaoxiaohengleyisheng，yemeiduoshuo，hongzhelianjiuchulemen。
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zhouxiaoxiaopiepiezuidao：“tamashangjiuxialai。”
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chenlilianmangtaitou，jiujiandaozhaofenghuanhuanzouxialelouti。
tayishidailidangchang：“ni，ninengzoule？hainengshuohua？”
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“谁是你岳母！”
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zhaofengmorandekanletayiyan，meiyoushuohua。
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“ni，suangeshenmedongxi？”
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“啊！”
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“你……”
qinzhihengyeshizhenjingbuyi：“meixiangdaonijuranyeshige……”
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噗。
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“你！”
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“怎么会这样！”
chenliyeshidangchangbianlelianse，dangxiayegubudegenzhaofengjijiao，lianmangdao：“kuai，zanmenkuaiquyiyuan！”
shuozhebianyaolazhouxiaoxiaochumen。
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zheihuayichukou，chenliliansedunhuan，yibalazhuqinzhihengdeshoukaikoudao：“neizhenshimafannile。”
zhouxiaoxiaoyeshishenseyisong，kanxiangqinzhihengdemuguangzhongduoleyisiyiyang。
qianbushiwannengde，danqianyidanduoqilai，zhishaoyoujiuqianjiubaineng。
qinzhihengjialifukediguo，youtazai，jibianfashengleyiliaoshigu，queshiyenenggouyongqianjiangdashihuaxiao。
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