第1章 废物女婿

“zhengzhengliunian……wozhongyukuaiaochulaitoule!”

lunyishang,zhaofengmianwubiaoqingyidongbudong,neixinqueshikuangxibuyi。

jidongzhixia,weiyinenghuodongdeyanjinglileihuayongdong。

“wa,jienikuaikan!zheishazijuranhuiku!”

zhouxiaoxiaoshenshouzhizhezhaofeng,xiaozuizhangdenengsaixiayigebaozi。

mianqianzheigechiruanfandecongruzhuizhoujiashibianyijingshizhiwuren。liunianguoqu,tahaishidiyicikanjianzhiwurenyenengliulei,xinlidejingyananyixiangxiang。

“nizaijiaotashazi,linghuaqianjiubiexiangzainale。”

zhouxiaoqiandenglezijimeimeiyiyan,zoudaozhaofengshenbiandunxia,titacaleyanlei:“tazaizenmeshuoyeshinijiefu,buxuqifutazhidaoma?”

zhouxiaoxiaopiepiezui,youxiebuman:“jie,nihaiyaozhaogutaduojiua,zhenbuzhidaonidaodishitusha。”zhouxiaoqianyanzhongqueshanguoyisiwunai。

tazhilezhibieshulidebaishe:“ruobushitazailiunianqiannachulaiwuqianwan,huanhelezanmenjiadezijinlianduanliu,nijuede,nixianzaihainengzhuzaizheilima?”

zhouxiaoxiaobushuohuale,zheijuhuazhouxiaoqianshuolebuxiabaibian,tazaoyijingdaobeiruliu。

tayechengrenzhaofengqueshishijialidedaenren,kewentishizheidouliunianle,nandaozhoujiahaiyaozhaogutayibeizi?

zhaoguyejiubale,zuizhongyaodeshijiejieyibeizidexingfu,kejiuquanhuile。

tarenbuzhufenfendao:“xiangdangnian,zhuiqiuniderennengcongbochenggaosulupaidaochengqu,xianzaihaole,suoyourendouzhidaozanmenzhoujiayougezhiwurenshangmennvxu,zhidema?”

zhouxiaoxiaodehuabingbukuazhang,tamenjiemeierrenshiluanshengshuangbaotai,judouzhangxiangchuzhongshencaigaotiao,wangrilishibochengsuoyoufuerdaidemengzhongnvshen。

erxianzai,nengxinshangzheiliangduojiaohuade,weiyouzhaofengyigeren。

duici,zhaofenghenxiangshuoyiju——nengkanbunengdong,zhemoa!

tayuanbenqishishigeshentijiankangdexiaohuozi,zhiyinqianjiniandaomuxiaoshuoliuxing,aoyekanleliangbuhou,zhaofengtufaqixiang,baidulexieluanqibazaodequxieshouduan,bianzhishenhuilelaojiaxunlongdianxue。

benlaishibuchenggongde,jieguohaoqiaobuqiaotufadayu,shanhongchongtalemuxue,ganghaojitazhuangshang。

zhaofengjuedezheishitiancijiyuan,doumeixiangzijinengbunengchulai,menzhetoujiuchonglejinqu。

jieguoluodiyikan,jinyincaibaomeiyou、jiangshizongziyewu,ruodademuxuezhizhong,weiyouyibenpiaozaitianshangdeyushu。

zhaofengjingweitianren,kaojinxiangyaoyitanjiujing,jieguoyushuturanbenglie,huazuoliuguangfeiruletadenaohai。

dengdaohuiguoshenlai,tabianhuodeleyigezicheng‘yishengwuliangzi’delaoyeye。

tayuanbenyiweizijihuijiuciwudiyutianxia,jieguolaoyeyeyemeihuoduojiu,yibazhangbatabianchenglezhiwurenhou,youchuanletayiben《yishengzhenjue》biankuaiyaogepi。

yaobushiqilinjinxiaosanqiandongyongzuihouliliang,rangtadaizhewuqianwanruzhuizhoujia,zhaofengzheiliunianneigujizaojiusile。

tayebuzhidaozijishizenmeaoguozheiliuniande,danbuguanzenmeshuo,liunianguoqu,《yishengzhenjue》yaoqiudetaixijingzhongyujieshu,tayemashangkeyijiechuzhiwurenzhuangtai!

……还有两个小时。

ganshouzhedantianneizaodongdeneixi,zhaofengpingfuxiaxinqing,naixindengdaiqizuihoudeguocheng。

……

beizhouxiaoqianweizhechiguozaofan,zhaofengbeizhouxiaoxiaotuidaoleyuanzili。

zhouxiaoqianjintianyaozuozhen,suoyitiqianlikai,bianbaituomeimeidaizhezhaofenghuodong。

zhikexizhouxiaoxiaoxianranbunaifanzuozheizhongshiqing,tajiamojiayangdedaizhezhaofengguanglebangexiaoshi,jiushiqulexingqu,caocaotuizhetahuidaolefangjian。

huanzuoyiqian,zhaofengkendingbugaoxing,bijingtameitiannengjianguangdeshijianshaodekelian,babudezaiwaimianduodaiyihui。

danxianzaiqueshijieranxiangfan——mashangbianyaodaozuihoushike,taganjuezijidantianzhongfangfoyoushenmedongxipotuerchu,zhaogeanjingdedifangdaizhexianrangenghao。

yejiuzaizhouxiaoxiaojiangtatuihuiwulishi。

zhoujiabieshuyinglaileyigeteshudekeren。

“bomu,zheishisongnidexiangnaier**kuanhufupin。”

xizhuanggelvdenianqingnanrenjiangyigehezidijichenli,mianluweixiao。

“aiya,xiaoqina,nikanni,laijiulaihaidaishenmeliwu。”

chenlizuishangshuozhe,shouquebuyouzizhujieledongxi,liansexizizide:“kuai,jinlaizuo,qianqianqugongsile,nijiuzaijiadengdengba。”

“好的伯母。”

qinzhihengxiaomimidezoujinmen,zuodaoshafashang,biandao:“bomu,wotingshuozhoujiazhiqianyudaoledianmafan。”

chenlidiandiantou:“ei,shia,buguodouguoqule……”

“这怎么能过去?”

qinzhihengweiweizhoumei:“wozaiguowaitingshuo,qianqianweilejiujialidegongsi,jieshouleyigezhiwurendewuqianwanzizhu,haijiajitale?”

meidengchenlishuohua,qinzhihengjinjiezhedao:“zaiwokanlai,qianqiandexingfucaishizuizhongyaode,ninkanzheiyangruhe,wonawuqianwanchulai,ninrangqianqiangenneigefeiwulihun。”

“这……”

chenliweiweiyileng,lianshangdunshiyixi:“zheizenmehaoyisi……”

zuoweizhouxiaoqiandemuqin,chenlizaojiubumanyizhaofengle,tanvershengdeguosetianxiang,quebeibigenyigezhiwurenjiehun,meimeixiangqizheijianshi,chenlijiubabudezhaofengnatianyimingwuhu。

ciketingdaoqinzhihengzheihua,taxinlijidongdebuxing,xixiyixiang,gengshijueqinzhihengzheiyangdehaiguiwuluncongnadianshanglaishuo,doubizhaofengqiangshangbaibei。

yinci,yitingqinzhihengzheihua,chenlilimabiandao:“xing,denglilihuilaiwojiugentashuo!”

“neijiumafanbomule,ninfangxin,wobuhuixianqililierhunde。”

qinzhihengdunshiluchuxiaorong,youdao:“duile,neigefeiwuxianzaizainaer?woxiangkankan。”

“meiwenti,wojiaoxiaoxiaobatanongchulai。”

chenlishuozhe,zhuantouhandao:“xiaoxiao,haibukuaiqubazhaofengtuiguolai!”

zhouxiaoxiaozicongqinzhihengjinmen,bianyizhiduozaixuanguantouting,wenyanzouchulaidao:“ma,nihaibulejiejiejiema,zheishiertakendingbuhuidayingde。”

“heng,zheigejiawoshuolesuan,taganbudaying!”

陈丽哼了一声道。

qinzhihengxiaoxiao,muguangzhongshanguoyisiyinhuideyinxie,duizhouxiaoxiaodao:“xiaoxiao,woyejinidaileliwu……”

“不用了。”

zhouxiaoxiaolengshengjujue,zhuantoushanglou。

qinzhihengdongzuoyijiang,liansemingxianyouxiebuhaokan。

yucitongshi,erlouwoshizhong,zhaofengturanzhanleqilai。

咔嚓!

juliedezhenqicongtazhoushenchongchu,jiangyifusidefensui,luchuyipianjianshuodejirou。