baokuanxiaoshuo《shishangzuiqiangqishao》，zhujiaoshisuxiaobeijiangru，shuyudoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo。cangyueyeyiqichusedewenbihejingcaidejuqingfazhan，jiangduzhedairuyigezhenshiyouluojideshijie。zheibenshuyinrenrusheng，renwuxingxiangliti，feichangermuyixin。zhideyidu！“congzheikalishuazousanwan。shengxiade，zhaozheigenvhai。”hemingdongjiezhanghou，yemeilianliuzaibaoxiang，zhijiezoule。……
“zheierbisheia，shuolaoziyehuishuo，youbenshi，nidaoshixianshuagehuojiana？”
“jiushi，naocanyige，haixiangjiwangxuneidsichutou？”
“laozibuxinniyouqianshuahuojian，niyaoshishuahuojian，laozidaolixitou。”
看热闹不嫌事大。
yiqunxueshengzaizhibojiandazichaofeng。
‘yuzhongfeisongchuyifahuojian！’bulaixude，yuzhongfeizhijiesongleliwu。
“**，zheiyuzhongfeisheia？”sushezhong，wangxuzhijiejingdaile。tazenmebujide，zijiyouzheimehaoqidepengyou？
“ganxiefeigedehuojian，memeda。feigekanyixiasixin，meimeiyijingbaweixingaosunile……”
zaisushezhibodemayiyi，zhuangchunkeaidao。
yuzhongfei：“buyong，ba‘fengzhongpiaoyang’jinyanjiuxing。”
“zhei……”mayiyiyouxieweinan，fangcai，takedayinglehemingdong，wanshangyaoqukaifang。zheiyaojinyanle，zijizenmezuoren？
“nimabia，yuzhongfei，nishei，zhijieshuomingzi！helaoziguobuqu？yihouxiangbuxiangzaijiangbeiyikedahunle？”hemingdongzhijiezaigongpingkaima。
“dongge，mochongdonga……”
youxueshengzaojiuzhidao，fengzhongpiaoyangdeid，qishijiushijiangbeiyikedaxuedefuerdai，hemingdong。
“哼。”
hedongmingzhijieshualeyigechaojihuojian。
yigechaojihuojian，jiushiwuqian，“yuzhongfei，nitamashuohua！”jianzhibojianchenmo，hemingdongzhijiemadao，“shenmebidongxi，yeganhewozhuang？”
“piaoyanggege，buyaofahuole，xiaoxiaoqima，meimeijinichangshou《yongyuanzaiyiqi》haome？”mayiyilianhanqingmaimaidao。
“这雨中飞怂了。”
“jiushi，hemingdongsongleliwu，zhijiebuhangshengle……zhuangbizhuangdaotaisuitoushang，huogai！”
一群学生冷嘲热讽。
‘yuzhongfeisongchuyifachaojihuojian！’
‘yuzhongfeisongchuyifachaojihuojian！’
‘yuzhongfeisongchuyifachaojihuojian！’
‘yuzhongfeisongchuyifachaojihuojian！’
‘yuzhongfeisongchuyifachaojihuojian！’
yishunjian，zhibojianwanquanzhale。
“**？yuzhongfeizhijiesonglewufachaohuo？liangwanwu？”
“feigezaime，haiquepaotuidexiaodibu？qiushouliu……”
“求收留+1”
“+2”
xueshengmendoubudandingle，daxuesheng，yigeyuedelinghuaqiancaiduoshao？zheiyuzhongfeiyixiahuihuodaliangwan，juebidetuhao。
“xie、xiefeige。yiyihaoxiangbaobaofeigee……”mayiyibeiliwuzhenshededouyuwuluncile。
“buyongxie，ba‘fengzhongpiaoyang’jinyan。”yuzhongfeidao。
“mabi，yuzhongfei，nijilaozidengzhe，bierangwochachulainishishei。”hemingdongqidezhanghonglian。
tayigeyuejiuwuwanlinghuaqian，haiyaoliuzheliaomei，zenmekenengweilemianzi，langfeizaimayiyidezhibojian？neitaibumingzhile。
“piaoyanggege，shizaibuhaoyisi。”
mayiyishuolejubaoqian，ranhoujianghemingdongjinyan。tongshibawangxucongheimingdanzhong，lalechulai。
“mabi，gangsheishuowodsi？”wangxujinyancaibeijiechu，jiuzaigongpingdazikaima。
“fadaige，biemarenma，nikanxiasiliaoe。”mayiyikeaidedao，tazhidao，zheifadaigeheyuzhongfeishihaoxiongdi，bugandezui。
“haha，suxiaobei，woyaodaonvshendeweixinle。”dedaomayiyideweixinhou，wangxulimapaodaoweishengjian，yilianxianbaidedao，“haiyou，wozaijiangbeiyikeda，yougetuhaopengyou，jintianweilewo，zhijiezaledaliangwanjinqu。”
“wangxu，tingwoyijuquan，yihoulimayiyiyuandian，tahuishanghainide。”suxiaobeiqingtanlekouqi。
neiyuzhongfeideid，qishijiushita。
shualewufachaojihuojianhou，suxiaobeilimashoudaolemayiyisiliaodexiaoxi。
xiaoxideneirong，wufeijiushiqiushui……erqiehaipeiletu，mayiyichuanzhexiaohushizhuang，baise**，gaogenxie，zaichuangshangbaishounongsao，shifenyouren。zheiyangdenvren，shuobaile，jiushibaijinnv，weileqianshenmedougan。bushihewangxuzheiyangdelaoshiren。
“suxiaobei，nishuoshenmeni？womenyiyineimeshanliang，zenmekenengshanghaiwo？yi，nikan，mayiyijiwofaweixinle。”
wangxurudalejixueyiyang，zaisushezhongshangtiaoxiacuan。
“ai。”suxiaobeitanlekouqi，buzaiduoyan。tabuxiangdajiwangxu，pohuaimayiyizaiduifangxinzhongdexingxiang。
躺在床上。
mayiyihaizaijisuxiaobeifaxiaoxi，tazhijiebashoujiguanji。
“yuanlai，zheijiushichaopiaodeliliang……”suxiaobeigankai。
有钱，真好。
neimayiyi，pingshizaixuexiaogaolengdeyipi，bubarenherenfangzaiyanli，kezaituhaomianqian？quegezhongguitian。
“hehe，kanlaiwangshangshuode，guoranbujia。nvshennvshen，buguoshilaoshirendenvshen，zaiyouqianrenmianqian，tamen……jiushiwanju。”
suxiaobeiyouxiangdaolezijidelaopojiangru。
jiangru，buhuiyeshizheiyangderenba？xinfanyiluanxia，suxiaobeijianjianshuizhele。
xiawuliangdianbandeshihou，suxiaobeixingle，faxiansushezhongkongdangdangde，wangxubuzhiquxiang。
“buhao，yaochidaole。”chuanhaoxie，suxiaobeinaqi‘daxueyingyu’dekeben，congcongpaochusushe。
“ng？zheisheideupan？”suxiaobeizaijiaoxuelou，jiandaoleyigefenhongsedeupan，zhenghaoqishi。
yidaoshengyin，congsuxiaobeideshenhouchuanlai，“suxiaobei，nimomocengcengdeganshenmeni？zhenshifeiwu！shangkedoubuzhunshi。”
suxiaobeihuitou，kandaoyimingchuanzhebaisequnzi，rouse**，zhangxianghejiangruyouqifenxiangsidezhixingnvlaoshi。
这女老师。
shijiangrudetangjie，jiangshan。yeshisuxiaobeitamenbandeyingyulaoshi，duisuxiaobeidetaidu，feichangbuyouhao。
qunian，jiangshanhaibeizhesuxiaobei，jijiangrujieshaonanpengyou，jianzhizuidufurenxin。
“kanshenmekan？feiwu，jiushuonini，ganjingunqushangke。”jiangshanjianzheisuxiaobeijurangandengziji，dangjimadao。
她看不惯苏小北。
yigewufuwumu，lianfangzidoumaibuqidechoudsi，pingshenmequtatangmeijiangru？yaozhidao，zaidaxuedeshihou，jiangrukeshixiaohua。
“老子不上了！”
suxiaobeiyelailepiqi，zhuantoujiuzou！
taxianzaiyouqianle，yijingbushicengjingdesuxiaobeile，pingshenmehaiyaoshouzheijiangshandeqi？
“suxiaobei，nishuoshenme？”jiangshanbeisuxiaobeiqidezhiduojiao，hanshengdao，“haonigesuxiaobei，juranganqiaoke？nizheifeiwu，dengzheyingyuguakeba！”
“dengzhejiudengzhe，sheipashei？laozizaihu？”
“ni、ni……bieranglaoniangjiandaoni。chou**！”wangzhesuxiaobeiyuanqudebeiying，jiangshanqideyaoya。
taxinzhongyexiangbumingbaile。jintianzheisuxiaobei，chilexiongxinbaozidanme？juranganzheimehezijishuohua。
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