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第16章
“niqubabajuntubitongnalai。”liuxuandezhaohudao。
dengchengshanconglingyigejuzinachutongyangchuzishangxunzhishoudebajuntubitong，liuxuandezaixiangbijiaozhihouchediqueding，zheijiushizhenpin！
“feifei，nizheiweipengyouyanliqueshibucuo，xiangtazheiyangdenianji，nengyouzheibanjianbaodebenshi，jinhouqiantuwulianga。”
zhouzhengqianxudao：“laoyeziguojiangle，wojiushiyanshenxizhiyidian，lunjingyanhaishiwufahezheixieqianbeixiangbi。”
chengshanlianshangwuguang，zaitingzhouzhengzheijuhua，ganjuewubifengci。
zheixiaozi，kendingshigangcaipengqiaofaxianbitongdibudezhupiannenggouhuadong，suoyicaikanchuzheishizhenpin。
bujinishijiadiannandu，nizhenbazijidangchengxingjiale。
“xiaoxiongdi，womenlaoyezaisinianqianhualeshangqianwanpaixiayizunqingtongjunma，zhaolebushaozhuanjiajianding，zhipanduandagaishidonghandegudong，nilaizhangzhangyan，kanyoumeiyoushenmeshuofa。”
qishizheizunqingtongjunmadelaiyuanhexinxizaipaimaideshihoujiuyijingdiaochaguole，liuxuandeyexinzhiduming。
jinpingrouyanguancha，jiuyaoqiujishuofa，zheiqueshiyoudianweinanren。erchengshan，jiushixiangdamozhouzhengderuiqi，rangtazhangzhangjianshi。
zhouzhengxiaolexiao：“jiazhiqianwandegudong，wohaimeizenmejianguo，jintianzheiyitangbusuanbailai！”
yixingrenlaidaozheizunqingtongjunmaqian，zhijianjunmazhoushenyunduanhuanrao，mazongwenliqingxikejian。zuimiaodeshi，mashenyilizheyizhiqingxinjunyidexianhe，xiangqishuangchi，danqiyizu。
ruguoshizhenpin，zheibangongyi，yiqianwanpaixiadounengsuandeshangshijianlou！
kedangzhouzhengxingfendechakanzheizunqingtongjunmadegujiashi，quefaxianxianshizhe：jiazhi14880yuan！
靠，少了几个0吧！
tazaizixiguanchahoucaimingbai，yuanlaizheidongxishijiade！
“zenmeyang？kanchushenmelailema？”liuxuandexianzaiduizhouzhengshifenzhongshi，shenzhiyouwangnianzhijiaodexiangfa，yushizhudongxunwendao。
“e......youjuhuabuzhidangjiangbudangjiang。”zhouzhengkesouleyisheng，yuyanyouzhi。
chengshanaomandelengchaodao：“kanbuchulaimeiguanxi，xiangnizheiyangdenianji，nengbagangcaidebitongjirenchulai，yijingshijiaojiaozhe。zheizunqingtongjunma，shiwohejigezhuanjiaqinzijiandinglejigeyue，zuihoucaidechujielun。”
“woshixiangshuo，wojuedetashijiade。”zhouzhenglianshangdezixinrangchengshanhenbushuang。
talengleyixia，buxiedepielepiezui：“xiaohuozi，nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema？zheizunqingtongjunmashiwohezhuanjiayiqijiandingguode，nandaonijuedenibizhuanjiagenglihaima？”
liuxuandemeiyoushuohua，zhishizhoulezhoumei。
qingtongjunmashitahualeyiqianduowanmaixiade，ruguoshijiade，qibushidaletadelaolian？
“ruoshininengtigongjiwogongju，wokeyizhengmingtajiushijiade。”
“haoa，wokannixiaoziyounengshenmehuayang。”
chengshannalaijianbaoyongdegongjuxiang，kanjianzhouzhengconglimianquchuyigenhaozhen。
“dengdeng，niyonghaozhenganshenme？niyongzheiyangdefangshijianbao，bidinghuisunhuaigudongyuanyoudepinzhi！yaoshibianzhile，ninengpeideqima？”
“yiqianwanma，wohaishinadechu。zhenghaoqianxietianzaizhonghaigejingpaiyuanshi，buxiaoxinpaidaoleqingdaifeicuizhuanledianqian。ruguoshiwopanduanshiwu，nimenbuyongdanxinwopeibuqi。”
liuxuandezaicijinghu，“zhonghaigeneikuaiqingdaifeicuiyuanshishinipaide？wojidemaijiashigenvrena？”
“neishiwopengyou，taduiyuanshiyiqiaobutong，jiurangwopeitongyiqiqucanjia，shichengzhihoulirunduibanfen。”
zhouzhengyongfangfengdahuojijianghaozhenshaozhitonghong，cijinlezheizunqingtongjunma。huranjunmabiaocengfuzhedetongxiuxiangqileqingweizhaliedeshengyin，yinlaileanbaorenyuanguolaichakan。
zhidaoyilvcibideqingyanpiaochu，chengshanbiaoqingdunshishabai。
“tongxiuyibanbuyiranshao，gangcaimaoqingyandedongxishiyonglaizhanliandeshuzhi。zhiyuweishenmeqingtongqilimianyoushuzhi，woxiangchengshifuyinggaiyijingxiangmingbaileba？”
zhouzhengwangzhechengshan，erchengshanhuanlelaobantian，caihuanhuanshuodao：“zheixietongxiushizhanshangqude，ershuzhishitianrandejiaoshui，meiyouyiwei，yenenggouzhangshijianbaocun，suoyicaihuichuxianzaiqingtongjunmalimian。”
“yejiushishuo，zheishifangzhipin？”liuxuandeyouxieshengqi。
daobushiyinweibaihualeyiqianduowan，ershitazhendehenxihuanzheizunqingtongjunma，meixiangdaojingguozhuanjiahechengshandegongtongjianding，haishikanzouleyan！
“laoyezi，zheiqueshishifangzhipin，buguoshouduanshifengaochao。zuojiarenyinggaishiliyonglezhuanjiaweilebaohugudong，buganyongzheizhongcuguangdefangshijinxingjiandingcaimenghunleshixian，suoyiyebunengguaichengshifukanzouleyan。”
yilayicai，chengshanhezhouzhengdeweiren，jianzhixingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
liuxuanderenbuzhuguqizhanglai。
“houshengkeweia，jianbaochuleshijishuhuo，haixuyaozhangshijiandejidian。henduozhuanjiaxiangnizheiyangdenianji，douhaishigangrumendexuetu。nixianzaihainianqing，buzhidaohoumianyoushenmedasuan？”
zhouzhengbujibuhuandeshuodao：“wobazoudeshihou，jiwoliuxialeyijianguwanpuzi，xiwangwonengjiangqifayangguangda。suoyiwozanshidedasuan，jiushibingchengwobadeyizhi。”
“youdanshi，youyanli，youxiaoxin！zhenkeweishirenzhonglongfeng！ruguonibuxianqi，kefoudayingyulaofujieweiwangnianzhijiao？”
liufeidengdaleyanjing，neizhangruyingtaoyibandexiaozuiweiweizhangzhe。
tahaishidiyicijiandaoyeyerucishangshiyiweiwanbei。
yaoshiyeyehezhouzhengjieweipengyou，neizheixiaozidebeifenqibushibiwogaole？
ruguoshiyibanren，nengheliujiapanshangguanxi，ziranshihuilianmangdaying。
kezhouzhengzhidao，zheicengguanxibingbuyidingnengrangtashouyi，fanerkenenglunweiliujiadegongju。
xianzaideta，jiusuanbukaorenheren，jinpingzheishuanghuiyan，yenengzhuanbushaoqian。
suoyi，zhouzhengdunledun，baoqiansidesongsongjian：“duibuzhu，laoyezi，woheliufeishipengyou，ruguozaihenijieweiwangnianzhijiao，neijiushichalebeifen。”
liuxuandehaibusixin，gancuijiadalechouma。
“wokeyijinitouzi，rangniyongyouzhijiangshizuidadeguwandian。zhiyaonimeigeyuechouchuyizhoushijian，peitongwocanjiageleipaimaihuibangwozhangyan，youshenmetiaojiannijiujinguanti。”
chengshanmomingganjue，zijikuaiyaoshiyele。
laoyezheiyisi，xianranshigenghaokanzheiweinianqingren。
kesheizhizhouzhengyijiuyaotou：“duibuzhu，laoyezi。wozheigeren，sheng**ziyou，buxihuanbeiyueshu，suoyi......”
qifendunshiyouxiejijing，liufeijianzhuang，ganjindaleyigeyuanchang。
“yeye，qishiyemeiguanxide。wohezhouzhengshipengyou，yihounimailegudong，wokeyirangtadaozhuangyuanlaibangnizhangyan，duibazhouzheng？”
“duidui。”zhouzhenglianshengdaying。
liuxuandexianglexiang，cizibushichizhongwu，qiangliuyemeiyong。
jiranbunengshoufu，neijiuliyongfeifeideguanxi，lailalongrenxin。
zheimexiangzhihou，liuxuandezixidaliangzhouzhengheliufei，ganjuehaitingbanpei。
作者：木千
栏目：都市
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作者：小可乐多
栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
