第1章
“xiansheng，gangcaineiweixiaojieshiguodeyifuyaomaima？yigongshi10888yuan！”
zhouzhengtingdaozheigejiage，zuijiaodouzaichouchu！
wokao，shenmeyifuzheimegui？
金子做的吗？
zhouzhengtaoqiandeshihoushifenrouteng，zheikeshitazanlehaojiucaizanxiadeqian。
ruguobushiyinweizuotianbanvyoutangyoureshengqile，bujimaiyifujiuhongbuhao，yaonaofenshou！
takendingbuhuimaizheimeguidedongxi。
zhengdangtazhunbeitaoqianshi，tangyoubaolideshoujixiangle。
zhouzhengnachushouji，kandaoshiyitiaoduanxin。
“baobeier，zuowannizhenbang，shenmeshihouyoukonglaizhaowo，wodainiqumaibao......”
zhouzhenglengleyixia，tazixizhuomozheitiaoduanxin，dunshixiangdaozuotianwanshangtajitangyoudadianhuawentazaiganma，tangyoushuozijizaijianshenfangpaobu。
shibushihaifachushengyin，shuopaobutaileile，dannengduanlianshenti，yihouyaojingchanglai。
“吗的，狗男女！”
xiangmingbaihoudezhouzheng，huranbaofayishengnuhe。
jujiezhengjineiduiyifusaoma，zhijiebeiheleyitiao。
zhouzhengzhunbeiqushiyijianmenkoudengtangyouchulaizhiwen，jieguokanjianbaolihaiyouyigedongxi。
验孕棒！
两条红杠！
zhenghaozheishi，tangyouhuanshangleyitaodahongsedelianyiqun，benlaimeilidongren，danxianzaizhouzhengkanjianta，quejuedeshifenexin。
“tangyou，nijiwojieshiyixia，zheigeyanyunbangshizenmehuishi？”zhouzhengqiangrenzhuneixindefennu。
tadexinzhonghaiyouyisijiaoxing，shuobudingyanyunbangbushitangyoude。
shuobudinggangcaineitiaoduanxin，zhishitangyoudeguimizaigaoezuoju。
meixiangdaotangyoudeliandunshiyinchen，yilianbuxiedekanzhetahuanhuanshuodao。
“jirannidouzhidaole，neiwoyebuzhuangle。huaiyuneryi，nizhiyuzheimejidongma？wodouhuaiyunle，nihaibuduiwohaodian。gangcaiwoshiguodeneixieyifumailema？”
zhouzhengwojinlequantou，etouqingjinzhimao。
“keshiwomengenbenjiumeiqinmiguo！nizenmehuihuaiyun！”
tangyouwusuoweidesongsongjian：“wohebierenyouguo，huaiyunhenzhengchangba？”
zheijuhuacongtangyouzuiliqingmiaodanxiedeshuochulai，jianzhirangzhouzhenggandaoqingtianpili！
tayuanbenjingyingzheyijiaguwanpuzi，suiranshouruhenbuwending，danhenqingsong。
ziconghetangyouzaiyiqihou，weilejitagenghaodeshenghuo。zhouzhengmeitianchulekandianwai，wanshanghaiyaokaididi。
zhengdeqianjibendoujitangyouhuale。
zijilianyijianxiangyangdeyifudoushebudemai。
shangchanglibiandejujie，haiyouyixiezhengzaimaiyifuderen，tingdaozheijuhuahou，dourenbuzhufachuchaoxiao。
zheixiexiaoshengyourulijian，henhencixiangzhouzhengdexin。
“wogennishuoguo，rangnibanineigeguwanpuzimaile，naqianquzuoshengyi。nifeiyaoshouzheneiduipolan，haixiangkaoneixiedongxifacai？nizuomengba！”
“nishuoni，diedousile，zhenyiweiyaozichengfuye？baituonizhangzhangnaoziba，zhengjingrensheiquzuoguwanshengyia。yiniandaotoudouchengjiaobulejidanshengyi，kaizheyoushenmeyong？”
“zaishuowohuaiyundeshi，womenzaiyiqikuaibannianle，worenmeixiongda，nijuranduiwoyidianxingqudoumeiyou，pengdoubupengwo，woyanzhonghuaiyinineifangmianbuxing，neiwoquzhaoqitananrenpaijiejimo，zheihenheliba？”
zhouzhengdenuhuoyijingbeichedidianran！
fuqinlinzhongdeshihou，gaosutayidingyaojiangguwanpuzikaixiaqu，zheishizhoujianenggoufayangguangdadejihui。
danzhouzhengdeguwanzaoyishizaipingpingwuqi。
fouzeyebuzhiyulunluodaozheigedibu。
kaozhefuqinliuxiadezhengpin，tamaichuhouqueshizhuanlebushaoqian。danmeiciqushouhuo，jingchangshoudaojiahuo！zhuanlaideqian，youjipeilejinqu。
youshihou30wandehuo，bierenchu2wan，tajiujimaile，yinweitabuqingchujutixingqing。
“wozhishijuedewomenhaizaipeiyangganqing，jiukaishiwannongnideshenti，shiduinidebufuze！nijuranbawodeyipianzhenxin，wurenweiwoneifangmianbuxing？”
“baituo，woshinvren，youjibendexuqiuhaoma！niyiweixianzaihaishigudaifengjianshehuima？nixingxingba！”
“kao！”zhouzhengzhenxiangchongguoqujitayibazhang。
taniejinleshuangquan，xianglexianghaishifangqile！
“congjinyihou，womenzaiwurenheguanxi！nazhenidebao，gunquzhaonineiyouqiandenanrenba！”
zhouzhengzouchushangchang，waibianleidianjiaojia，kuangfengjiazazhedayu。
“made，zhenshirenbushun，heliangshuidousaiya！gangcailaideshihouhaishiqingtian，zenmeturanxiazheimedadeyu。”
zheishi，yilianglaosilaisitingzaileshangchangmenkou。
sijichengzhesanjimangpaolai，weizhouzhengshenhoudetangyoudasan。
laosilaisihoupaidechechuangluoxia，yigekanshangqusanshiduosuidenanrendahanleyisheng：“baobei，kuaishangche，rangwohaohaobaoyibao。”
tangyoujiaoxiudao：“laile~taoyan~”
zhouzhengzheiweixiannanyouhaizaipangbian，tangyouyiranyoushiwukong。
xianrancongmeibazhouzhengfangzaiyanli。
sijiweitangyouchengzhesan，tangyouwangqianzoulejibu，youtuilehuilai。
zhouzhengyiweishitangyouhuixinzhuanyi，meixiangdaotazhijiecongbaolinachuyidieqian，henhenzazailezhouzhengdelianshang。
“zheixieshifenshoufei，suanshiwoduiniderenci。congjinyihou，womenjiuzaiwuguanxi。niyihouyaoshiganlaijiuchanwo，bieguailaoniangduinibukeqi！”
呵呵......
分手费，有意思。
zhouzhengmanmandunxiashen，jiangneixieqianyizhangyizhangjianqi。
zhouweibumingzhenxiangkanrenaoderen，douyiweizhouzhengshichiruanfandesongbao。
qianzalianshangle，haiyoulianqujian。
tangyouyeshizheiyangrenwei，juedezhouzhengchixiangshizainankan。
buguozheiyedadaoletaxiangwuruzhouzhengdemude。
danwulaoniangbanniandeqingchun，zhenshifeiwu！
tazhuanguoshen，wanglaosilaisizouqu，zoudaoyibanquebeizhouzhengjiaozhu。
“唐悠！”
“wobushigennishuole，buyaozaijiuchanwo，nizhaosishibushi？”
tangyouzhuanguoshen，quekandaozhouzhengmaozhedayuchongleguolai，baneidiechaopiaohenhenzazaitalianshang。
“nimaishenzizhuanlaideqian，wozenmenengyao？ninaqumaidianyingyangpinhaohaobubu，jingchangduotaiwopanisidetaizao。”
zhouzhengzuijiaofengkuangshangyang，xianzaidetangyouzaitayanzhong，zhenshichoulouwubi。
zhenbuzhidaodangchushizenmekanshangtade。
zuozaihoupaidelinsicongjiantangyoubeiza，zhijiechonglechuqu，hezhouzhengniudazaileyiqi。
ketazheiyangde**，shenxujiajingchangyinjiuguodu，nashizhouzhengzheizhongzhengtianganhuoderendeduishou。
jiquanjiubeidadaozaidi，kudiehanniang！
zhouzhengjuedezheijiquandadeshizaibuguoyin，zhunbeiqubujijiaoshi，kongzhongyidaoshandianzhenghaopizhongleta。
jihuxiayimiao，zhouzhengbianshiquleyishi......