shuangwennvzhuhuansaidao，edufanpaiwodangdingleguyueqinglanzheibenshu，wulunshijuqing，gousijiaodudoubijiaoxinying，youliyouju，luojiqingxi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuankanzhedebeiwurenjijiangliqudebeiying，guyuexiangshixiangqishenme，ganjinzouguoquxunwen：“shenshidi，zheigeren。”tazhizhihaizaihunmi……
guyuezhengkaiyanshi，wuwaiyijingtianguangdaliang。
yangguangcongbankaidechuanghutoutouliujinlai，qiaowushengxidipanguobaiqiang，liutangchuyidijinhuang。
tazaichuangshangguyongzhe，haoyihuier，caimantuntundipaxiachuang。
tuikaichuanghu，qingfengfuguo，weiliangdeshuiqipumianerlai，kongqizhongdandanyouxiangyingraozaibijian，shufuderangguyuerenbuzhukuitanchusheng。
啊！
buyongdanxinxiulianbugoujuanerluohou，buyongdanxinwanshangbeibuzhimingshengwuansha，buyongdanxinshengjiderizizhenshirangrenkuaile！
edunvpeideriziyetaihaoguoleba！
tanaohailihuranchuanlaiyishengkaijisheng。
【滴——】
“suzhu，zaoshanghaoya！”
yidaoyuanqimanmandexiaonaiyinzaiguyuedenaohailixiangqi。
“zaoshanghao！”guyuexiaozhedazhaohu。
“womenjintianqunalichihaochidea？”xitongyueyueyushi。
guyueyibianyongqingjieshuxishu，yibiannachutongxunyujian。
tongxunyujianleisishouji，bujinkeyilianxipengyou，yekeyizaishangmianfabugezhonghuati，yigongguangdaxiuxiandaoyoutaolun。
tadiaochuzuotianfabuyigehuati。
【tiwen：lingyunzongfujinyoushenmehaochidedianpu？qiutuijian，youchang】
xiamianyiliudehuidarangguyuekandeyanhualiaoluan。
【rongxuefengdachu：xiangdaoyoutuijianlingyunzongshanxiabishuizhendewujizhuti，zhupiruannuodanya，zhuroufeierbuni，shouerbuchai，yikouxiaqukouchiliuxiang，huiweiwuqiong，zhujiaotangxuebaiguntang，shilipiaoxiang，kanchengrenjianmeiwei～】
yitiaoxiaoxichuangjinguyuedeyanli，tayanqianyiliang。
“jintianjiuquchizheijiale！”
guyuehexitonglikepaibanjueding。
taxiananzhaochengnuofajilerongxuefengdachushigexiapinlingshi，ranhoushoushileyixia，congcongwangshanxiaganqu。
lushangyudaobushaodizi，jieshitongtajianli。
“小师姐好。”
tamenhandexiaoshijie，quanmingguyue，zhengqiaotongtabenmingxiangtong，yeshizheigeshijiedepaohuiedunvpei。
yuanzhushilingyunzongqidazhufengzhiyi，biluofengfengzhu，fengwuxianzunzuoxiaweiyiqinchuandizi，yincizaibiluofengdediziyidaizhongdiweizuigao，nianjisuixiao，danrenrendouyaozunchengtayijushijie。
buzhichuyushenmeyuanyin，yuanzhudehunpohuranzaiyigeyueqianxiaosan，chuanyuejuweileweihushijiedezhengchangjinxing，bianrangguyuejinlaitianbulezheigekongque。
guyuebenshenbingbushifanpaizudeyiyuan，talishuyuzhujiaozuzhongdefeicailiudalianxi。
feicailiudalianxi，yejiushishuangwendeyileifenzhi，jutiliuchengjiushizhujiaojiayishiruo—peijiaoleidianbengdi—zhujiaofanu—peijiaoqiurao，tongguoduipeijiaodepapadalianlaizhuanqushuangduzhi。
duiguyuelaijiang，zheizhongshijianzhixinshounianlai，shenzhihaitahainengduocijiayishiruo，dengdaofanzhuanshizhuanqugengduodeshuangduzhi。
fanshijingtashouderenwumeiyouyigeshibai，yincitayechengweilezhujiaozudejinzizhaopai。
dantazuozhujiaozuojiule，nanmianyouxieyanjuanyichengbubiandedalianliucheng，erqieyouyushifeichailiudalian，tameicichushendiandouhendi，meicidouyaoxianbeirenqiling，meicidoushisanshinianhedongdedaibiaorenwu。
suirandajiakandaliandeshihouhenshuang，danqizhongxuyaofuchudejianxinshichangrendeshushibei。
guyueleile，guyuejuanle，guyuebuxiangnulile。
taxiangyaoyichushengjiuzailuoma，erbushichengweiniuma。
tazhidaozhujiaozuhaiyoulongaotianxi，dantayebuxiangchengdanweihutianxiacangshengdezeren，silaixiangqu，taxiangshangmianxielediaoling。
shenqingqianwangfanpainvpeizufuguihuaxi。
zhongsuozhouzhi，fanpainvpeizhongyouzheiyangyiquncunzai，tamenyouyanyouqian，beijingqiangda，buguanzainaerdoushishourenzhuipengdecunzai。
dantamenpianpianjiukanshanglenanzhu，jiuhaoxiangzheigeshijieshangsuoyounandedousiguangjiushengxiananzhule。
可什么叫男主？
weilenvzhushoushenruyu，bujinnvse，lianjialiwenzidoushigongdecaijiaonanzhu。
yinweiduinanzhudeaierbude，yushitamenkaishizhenduibeinanzhuqingyanyidainvzhu。
可什么叫女主？
nenghuaxianweiyi，juejingzhongsheng，dalianruheshui，jianbaoruchifandecaijiaonvzhu。
suoyibuguanfanpainvpeimenzenmetiaoxin，zuihoutamenshuodehuadouhuiruhuixuanbiaoyiyang，papadazaitamendelianshang。
yushi，tamenxintaizhalie，yuyanyuelaiyuekebo，xingweiyuelaiyuepianji，zhidaoyinweiduinvzhuhuonanzhuzuolebukeyuanliangdeshi，beizhongrengadiao，shensihunmie，zuihoucandanxiaxian，chengweixiaotan。
guyuesuodaitideyuanzhubianshiqizhongyigedaibiao。
tazuihoudexiachangshibeinvzhuyijianchuanxin，xiangbiyubushaoxiaoshuozhongbeiwuruzhisiyijingsuanshibucuodesifa，daoyeganjingliluo。
guyueyejiushikanzhongzheiyidiancaijieshoulezheigerenwu。
tazhixuyaozaigaichuxiandeshihouchuxian，tuidongyixiajuqingfazhan，qitashijianhainengsuiyizhipei。
nengchichiheheyibeizi，zuihouhainengzouderucigancuililuo，zheibushitamengmeiyiqiudexianyushenghuoma？
顾悦快乐地躺平了。
danxitongduiciquerengyoudanxin。
“suzhu，zanmenjiushishuo，nvzhumashangyaodaole……”
“xiaotongtong，wogangganghaikandaobishuizhenyougemaigaodiandebainianlaodian。”guyuebalazheyujian，meizhuyidaotashuoshenme。
“jushuoneilidezaonisuxiangtianruannuo，meitianpaiduiderendouyaodengxiaobangeshichen。”
“吃不吃？”
“chi！”xitonglikeshengyinhongliangdihuida。
“买大份的！”
suanle，guantadenvzhu，tiandadida，chifanzuida！
干饭最快乐！
yirenyitongyilujichi，henkuaibiandaolebishuizhen。
lingyunzongshanxiabuzhiyigexiaozhen，tabuchanglaibishuizhen，zhinengxungerenwenlu。
jitazhiludeshigelaopopo，toufahuabai，cimeishanmu。
“congzheiliyizhizoudaotouyougelingshishichang，chuanguoneigeshichangbianshile。”
guyuelianliandaoxie，suihoujicongcongdixiangqianerqu。
meirenzhuyidao，yuanbenmanmianxiaorongdelaopopomanmanchenxialian，kanxiangtabeiyingdeyanjinglishanguoleyisimomingdeanguang。
guyuehenkuaidaolelaopoposhuodelingshishichang。
lingshizuoweixiuxianjietongyongdehuobi，youshangpin，zhongpin，xiapinzhifen，biaozhunshangpinlingshidengyuyibaigebiaozhunzhongpinlingshi，dengyuyiwangebiaozhunxiapinlingshi。
tongchangxiuxianjiededaxingjiaoyilirujipindanyao，shangdengfaqi，gaojiexiuxinggongfadepaimaihuizaigedayoumingshanghuizhongjinxing。
danyixiexiaoxingde，sanxiuzhijianzhihuanziyuandejiaoyibianbushihele。
yishishanghuizhongjiefeitaigui，sanxiumenchengdanbuqi，ershidongxitaiguoputong，shanghuibuxiangshou。
genjuyishangqingkuang，xiuxianjiefazhanchuyigejiaoyipingtai，neibianshilingshishichang。
guyueyecengjinruguobushaoxiuzhenshijie，qizhonglingshishichangdeguizezuoyongdatongxiaoyi，yaomeyiwuyiwu，yaomelingshijiaoyi。
tajinlaiguangleyihuier，faxianmeishenmeteshubianhua，bianshiqulexingqu。
jiuzaitazhunbeilikaizhiji，shixianhuranluozaiyikuaibuqiyandeheisesuipianshang。
duonianzhujiaodezhijuezhengzaifengkuangtishitazheikuaiheisesuipiandebufan。
guyuebuyouzizhuditanchuyiguxiruoxuansidelinghunzhili，qiaowushengxidifuzheershang。
piankehou，tadeyandihuaguoyimobuweirenchajuedejingguang。
guyuezuichunweimin，shenshouquna，quezaixiayikehelingyizhishouzhuanglegezhengzhe。
taxintouyijing，taiyanzhuangjinyishuangheirudianqidemouzi。
laizheshigeshiersansuidebandashaonv，tasuiyizheposu，yunbinzhishangyezhiyouyigenmuzanweishi。
danyishuangxingyanqingtoumingliang，guazilianliuyemei，qiongbitingqiao，suchizhuchun，bingjiyugu，napashangweichedizhangkai，yebunanxiangxiangtarihougaiyouruheqingchengzhimao。
liangrenshixianzaikongzhongjiaocuopianke，dianguanghuoshizhijian，yigeniantouzaiguyuedexintoushanguo。
女主！
“suzhu，jiancedaonvzhuchuxianle！”xitongjihouhoudikaikou。
“zheishizenmehuishi？wozenmejidenvzhuhewojianmianbushiyinggaizaishengxiandahuizhihouma？！”guyuezaixinlifengkuangaitexitong。
xitongfengkuangchaxun，juqingshudoukuaijitafandemaohuoxingzile。
“查到了，宿主！”
“zheisuipianshinvzhudaoxiuxianjiehounadaodediyigejiyuan。”
“limianshiyipiancancunbuquandejingshenlixiulianfa，erhouqizaiyichugumuzhongnvzhuzhengshiyinweixiuxinglezheizhonggongfaerdedaozuidadehaochu。”
“suoyizheidongxizanmendehaijinvzhu。”
“neiwohenvzhutiqianjianmianhuiduishijiexianfaxianchanshengshenmeyingxiangma？”guyuejimangdao。
“womashangquwenzhuxitong。”xitongdangjiliduan，“suzhunixianwenzhu，jidebuyaobengrenshe！”
“woxiangxinnizheimeduociderenwubushibaizuode！”
“啊？等一下……”
滴——
xitongxiaxian，guyueyouxiezhuakuang。
bushi，zhishaoxiandengtawenwanyuanzhumianduinvzhushishayangzaizoua！
talaideshihouyiweishijianshangzao，jiashangzheizhongpaohuifanpaijiaosedaduoyougudingtaohua，xiangzhezainvzhushangxianqiantujiyixiajiunengwanmeinaxia，guyuebianxinanlidedikaishibailan。
suoyitazhicongcongsaoleyanjuqing，lianrenshezhishihulunzhidaolegedagai。
yinggaishijiaozongbahuba……
bijingedunvpeijiandaonvzhushirenshedoudachabucha，tahaodaidanglezheimeduonianzhujiao，meichiguozhurouyejianguozhupao。
sijicichu，guyuexintouyeandingbushao。
bujiushitiqianyujianlema？
jintian，tazheigelian，nvzhubixuda！
“zheiweiguniang，qinglanmaomei。”shaonvlvxiankaikou，yishuangqinglinglingdemouziningshizheguyue，yudiaowenrouzhongdaizhejifenqianyi，“nengfougeaijiangzheisuipianrangyuwo？”
“bukeyi！zheidongxiwoxiankanshangle，wokanshanglejiushiwode，dongbudongguijua！”guyueshuangshouyichayao，naodaiyiyang，henbudebalaozijiuburangdejiashixienaomenshang。
tashenzhidalianliujingsui，paohuiqianqiyueqiangshi，bengdadeyuehuankuai，zhujiaohouqidaliandeshihoujiuyueshuang。
shuyushibayanchimanzuwandaolejizhi。
kanzheqingyishaonvshunjianandanbushaodemuguang，guyuexintouyixi。
conglaidoushitadabierenlian，zheihaishidiyicibeidalian，xiangxiangdouyouxiejidongni！
nianqingdenvzhuyo，kuaibaofaba！
yueyuewoa，yijingdengbujiyaobeidalianla！
“neihaoba。”qingyishaonvyihandiyingleyisheng，suihougancuizhuanshen，yankanzhejiuyaoliqu。
guyueyikouqimeitishanglai，dangchanglengzaiyuandi。
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bushi，dage，nidoubudasuanzhengquyixiadema？
nikeshinvzhuei！lamedadewangbazhiqiqunaerle？shuoyibuerdeqishiqunaerle？
“eiei，nidengdeng！”guyueyankanzhenvzhujiuyaolikaitadeshixian，ganjinpaoshangquzhuita。
“neisha，zhendebuzaikaolvyixiama？”
kuzidoutuolezheishiyaonaonayanga！
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栏目：古代
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