erqieganggangzoulumeishengyinyexiangmao，toudingneiduidonglaidongqudeerduojiugengxiang……
等等？耳朵？
yigeguiyideniantouzaiguyuedenaohailibengchu。
erqieganggangzoulumeishengyinyexiangmao，toudingneiduidonglaidongqudeerduojiugengxiang……
等等？耳朵？
guyuejingyadikanzheqingniantoudingneiyiduishuqideheisemaoerduo，sihuchajuedaotadeshixian，neiduierduohailinghuodizuoyouzhuanlezhuan，xiangshizaiduitazhaoshou。
jincandeyangguangruhudiebanqingyingdiluozaineiduilinghuodeerduoshang，jiangerduojianshangneiyixiaocuobeifengchuiluandebaisemaofa，yezhaodexianhaobixian，xianchuyizhongbufuheqingnianqizhidekeai。
yuanlai，zhendeshimaoa……
guyuexindiyongshangyizhongdandandeguoranrucidegantan。
cifangshijieyoujiudazhou，renyaomosandazu，renzuduzhanbeixuan，nanli，xiyun，dongcangsizhou，mozupanjusanzhou，eryaozushiwei，zhijuliangzhou。
yinmozucanrenbaonve，youduirenzudedipanjiyuxujiu，zisanjiedazhanhou，liangzuhubulaiwang，yiyoushuqiannianzhijiu。
yaozuguoqusuiyurenzuouyoumoca，danjinqiannianquetongrenzujiaohao，bushuoyuande，jiushuolingyunzongqidazhufengzhiyideyaofengfengzhu——suibian，zhengshiyimingdayao。
qiejinyiqiannianlai，renzutongyaozuguanxirijianqinmi，suishuohaiweidaosuiyitonghundedibu，danliangzuzhijiandewenhuajiaoliu，xiushizhijiandedaofajiaoliuyishichangtai，yincirenzusizhouzhongbushaozongmendouyouyaoxiudizi。
shenzhiyuanzhuzhongnanzhudeshenfen，gengshibeishedingchengleyimingqianlailingyunzongqiuxuedeyaozuhuangzi。
zaishenshixionganfuxia，suweiweihenkuaihuanleguolai，tapaipaizijidexiongkou，shunlekouqi，zheicaixiangguyuejieshao：“ayue，zheiweishiwomenxunluoduideduizhang，yaofengdizi，shenmiaoshenshixiong。”
ranhoutatingdunpianke，chongguyuejijiyanjing：“niyekeyijiaotamiaomiaoshixiong。”
喵喵师兄？
guyuerenbuzhuxiaoleyixia，dankanzhemianqianqingniandesiyuyanyoubazheishengxiaojishengshengyanlehuiqu。
“e，budui，wangjinishiqinchuandizile。”suweiweiyipainaomen，“niyinggaijiaotashidide。”
qinchuandizidediweiyaobizhanglaodiziyijineimendizidougao，napaguyuesannianqiancaibairufengwumenxia，bierenyeyaozunchengtayijushijie。
qieyinweifengwumenxiazhiyoutayigeqinchuandizi，yiweizhetazaibiluofengdediweijigao，zheiyeshisuweiweiyaozhaotashangliangduoqizhandeyuanyin。
zuoweiqinchuandizi，guyuezaidizizhongdehuayuquantianranyaodayuqitadizi。
tashuowanzhuanxiangshenmiao：“shenshixiong，zheiweishiguyueshijie，takeshibiluofengzhu，fengwuxianzunzuoxiaweiyiqinchuandizini！”
shenmiaodeshenseyuanbenhaishidandan，napazaitingjianguyueshiweiqinchuandizihou，yemeiyoutaidabodong，danzhidaotatingdaobiluofengzhuhou，toudingdeerduochengyixiajiushuqilaile，liandaizheneishuangsiyuyandoujingshenbushao。
“ni，gushijie，shifengwuxianzundedizi？”
“shi。”guyuexiaozhedao，shixiansaoguoduifangneiduihushanhushandeerduo，huranganjueyouxieshouyang，“shenshidishiyoushenmexiangshuoma？”
shenmiaoyuyanyouzhi，zhiyouyuyan，danzuizhonghaishishenmedoumeiyoushuo。
“meishenme，xieshijieguanxin。”
guyuekanchutasihuyouxiechouchu，dantayebushineizhongxihuanbaogenwendideren，yushidianlediantou，yemeiyouzaijixuzheigehuati。
daoshisuweiweibaguadikaikou：“tingwenfengwuxianzuntongbianxianzunganqingshendu，shixiongni……”
tahuameishuowan，huranfajuezijifabuchushengle。
yipangdeshenmiaomianseruchangdishouhuishilegejingyinjuedeshou，kanshangqusihumeiyourenhebolan：“suweiwei，xunluoshijiansixiajiaotan，xinbuzaiyan，jiniyicizoushen。”
suweiweidunshixiangbeishuangdaledeqiezi，shenmiaoyandifeikuaidihuaguoyisiweibukechadexiaoyi，suihoulinqiqianzhedelingzi，chongguyuediandiantou。
“gushijie，womenzoule。”
dongzuodeti，yanyulimao。
ruguobushineiduijinzhangdedoukuaiyaoyachengfeijierdeerduo，guyuehuoxuhuizhendexiangxintabiaoxianchulaideyangzi。
guoran，haimeixiuliandaojindanqideyaoxiupengyoumenzongshiyinzangbuhaoziji，bujinshiwaimao，yeyouqingxu。
kanzhedebeiwurenjijiangliqudebeiying，guyuexiangshixiangqishenme，ganjinzouguoquxunwen：“shenshidi，zheigeren。”
tazhizhihaizaihunmizhongdemingyuan：“nimenhuizenmechuli？”
“tongchanghuijiangrendaihuishenxundianshenwen，zaijiaoyouzhifatangdingduo。”shenmiaoyibanyiyandihuida。
执法堂？
guyueruoyousuosididiandiantou，qishizairenchunanershenfenhou，tayouxiehouhuibaxunluoduijizhaoguolai，danxianzaitayoubukenengzhijierangtamenbarenfangle。
suanle，fanzhengtashifanpai，zuoweifanpaibazhujiaosongjinzhifatangyesuanshibenzhigongzuole，erqiejiuzheidianshi，zhiyaomingyuancongmingxie，yaodingbeihouwurenzhishi，jiashangtabuzhuijiu，xianglaizhixuyaotapeichangzhangjieshangtanzhudesunshijiuxingle。
“hao，zheicimafannile，shenshidi。”
“meishi。”shenmiaoyaoyaotou，takanleyiyanguyuetoushangdaizhedeyuzan，zantoudiaochengyunwenshuiboyangshi，zanshentongtibilv，cuiseyudi，yikanjiushijishangchengdeshuise。
ruguotameiyourencuo，zheiyingdangshiqunianbahuangpaimaihuishangposhouzhuipengdepaipinzhiyi，yunshuibiyaozan，yijiankanchengwanmeidedijishangpinfangyulingqi。
lingqifenweitiandixuanhuangsigedengji，qizhongmeiyijiezhongyoufenshangzhongxiasanpin。
tianjielingqixianglaishaojian，erdijieshangpinlingqi，yijingshixunchangxiushisuonengjiechudaodetianhuabanle。
zheijianyunshuibiyaozandegongxiaoshifenshiyong，ruoshiyizishenlingqicuidong，keyingkangkuazishenyigedadengjixiushidegongji，zhiyaolinglibujie，jiubuhuishoushang。yiguyuexianzaizhujiqideshili，ruoshicuidong，shenzhikeyizhengmianyingkangjindanqixiushidegongji。
shutongshaonianyebuguoshizhujihouqi，jiushiguyuezhanzaineilibuhaishou，tadoujinbuleguyuedeshen。
shenmiaoziranbuhuijuedeguyueshenweiqinchuandizishenshangzhiyouzheyijianfangyulingqi，suibiantaochuyijiangujidounengbarenanzaidishangmoca。
takanleyanxiaomimideguyue，huranjuedeyouxiekanbudongzheiweiqinchuandizidecaozuo。
ruguoguyuenengtingdaotadexinsheng，jiuhuigaosuta，neidangranshiyinweitalandedongshou。
dongshoujiusuanshihuoule，tayehuibeilelingpeiqian。
zheizhongshiqing，jueduibuyaoxiangrangtapeiyimeilingshi！
半枚也不行！