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“徒弟,你是说让为师补胆?可是人这胆是看不见摸不着,怎么补?”
唐僧疑惑的问道。
sunxiaoshengzanshangdediandiantou:
“师父所言极是!”
shuowan,sunxiaoshengshouqilejingubang,ranhoucongshenshangjiuchuyigenhaomao,genjunaohaizhizhongdeshenwaishenfa,niandongzhouyu,haomaolimabianchengleyibajiandao。
sunxiaoshengdiyicishiyongshenwaishenfalaibianhuan,xinzhongzhenhanbuyi,zheizhongbianhuankexueshiwufajieshide,zaixiyoushijiezhong,sunwukongzaidedaozhihou,jiuhuileshenwaishenfa,shenshangbawansiqianmaoyu,gengennengbian,yingwusuixin!
yipangdetangsanzangyeshikandeyitouwushui,neidahudebangziqunaerle?zheidaoyoushicongnaerlaide?
tangsengsuiranyihuo,danshiyebuganmaoranquwen,zhishimomodekanzhezheizhiqimaobuyangdehouzi,zhibuguoshiduizheizhihouzidekanfa,yeyijingfashenglejidadegaibian,zheihouzibujiandan。
cishi,sunxiaoshengnazhejiandao,zhijiepoukailedishangneizhibaihudeshiti,congbaihutineiquchulehudan。
erhoujianghudandidaotangsanzangmianqian:
“shifuchilezheihudan,nijiukeyixiuxiwuji!”
tangsanzangxiayishidehoutuiyibu,xuanleyishengfohao,kanzhesunxiaoshengxuelinlindehouzhua,zhouzhemeitoushuodao:
“zheihudannaishibaihushenshangderou,womenfomendiziyaojixinghun!zheihudanweishibunengchi!”
sunxiaoshengyouxiewunai,xiangrangtangsanzangpolehunjie,haiyaocongqitafangmianrushou,taxianglexiangshuodao:
“tuerhaixiangxiangshifuqingjiaoyixiafoli!”
shuodaofoli,tangsanzangyixiazilailejingshen,zheikeshizijidezhuanye,tacongxiaozaijinshansizhongzhangda,famingheshangyoushidedaogaoseng,taerrumuran,duifoliziranshipoweizixinle。
suoyi,tangsanzangyezhongyuzhaodaolezaitudimianqianzhongxinshulizijixingxiangdejihuile,douledoushenshangdesengpaodao:
“tudi,nijinguanwenjiushile。”
sunxiaoshengzuijiaoluchuleyimobuyichajuedexiaoyi,suijishuodao:
“shifu,womenfojiaxiuxinlifodeguanjianshishenme?”
tangsanzangweiweiyixiao,dao:
“zheitaijiandanle,suoweifojixinxixinjifo,womenxiuxinlifo,zuiguanjiandeziranshiyaoyouyikefoxin,lifodexin,chengfodexin。”
sunxiaoshengdiandiantou,youwendao:
“neiruhecainengyoufoxin?”
唐三藏侃侃而谈:
“ziranshishousanguiyi、chiwujieyixiushen、fengshishan、xiusisheliudu,fangkexiudefoxin。”
sunxiaoshengpoweirentongdediandiantou,youdao:
“neixiufozuizhongyaodejiushixin,lifodexin,chengfodexin,ershousanguiyi、shouchiwujie,fengshishanhexiusisheliudu,yedoushiweilerangxiufozhirenyouyigejiandingdefoxin。”
唐三藏点点头:
“tudizhenshipojufogen,lingwurucitouche。”
sunxiaoshengzuijiaoweiweishangyang,zhijiecongxitongshangchengzhizhong,huale1500dianhuanlezhiduihuanleyidaozhenfa,keyizhebitianjidemitiandazhen。
suihousunxiaoshengqiaoqiaodecuidonglemitiandazhen,erhoujiezhedao:
“shifu,nindefoxinjiandingma?”
tangsanzangbuyouzhoulezhoumei,xianrantudiduizijidezhiyi,rangtahenbushuang,suijizhengzhongdeshuodao:
“dangran,weishizixiaoxiuxinlifo,foxinziranshijianruopanshi。”
sunxiaoshengzaicidiantou,jiezheshuodao:
“womenfomenzheisanfan、wujie、shishanhesisheliudu,shixiangshirenxuanyangwomenfomendeyizhongfangshi,tangruoyigerenfoxinzugoujianding,shibuyongzhuzhongzheixiewaizaidexingshi,shifuninfoxinjianruopanshi,yinggaizaoyibuyongzhuzhongzheixiewaizaixingshile?”
tangsanzangwenyan,buyouyouxiemeng,zheihouziyouzaizhiyizijile,suijishuodao:
“weishizhibuguoshixiguanleeryi。”
sunxiaoshengsuijiluchuleyimohuixindeweixiao,tangsanzangyijingjinkengle,tajiezheshuodao:
“womenfomenzhizhongdededaogaoseng,dounenggouzuodao‘jiurouchuanchangguo,fozuxinzhongzuo’,shifunindefoxinshifounenggoujiandingdaozuyizuodaojiurouchuanchangguo,fozuxinzhongzuo?
tangsanzangdehuxibuyouyouxieculejifen,zheigewentibuhaohuida,ruoshishuo“buneng”xianranshishuozijibushidedaogaoseng,yousunzijizuoshifudexingxiangde。
suoyi,tangsanzanghaishiyingzhetoupishuodao:
“weishidangrannenggouzuodao!”
sunxiaoshengdangjiliuluchulemanyanchongbaidexiaoxingxing,xingfendehandao:
“shifuzhennaidedaogaoseng,dizinenggoubaininweishi,zhenshishishixiulaidezaohua。”
kanzhesunxiaoshengduizijichongbaidemoyang,tangsanzangdexurongxindedaolemanzu,buyoujiangyaogantingdebizhi,xinqingshiwubideshuchang。
zaitangsanzangxinzhong,zijidangranshiyiweidedaogaoseng,ruoburan,guanyinpusayebuhuizhaotalaidangqujingren。
“shifujiranshidedaogaoseng,neijiusuanshichilezheikehudanyeyingxiangbuleshifudefoxin,neininyaobuyaochi?”
cishitangsanzangxinzhongshiyiwanzhicaonimahuxiaoerguo,yuanlaizheisihouzishizaizheierjinizijiwadekeng。
buguozijichuixiadeniubi,jiushihanzheleiyeyaoniubixiaqu。
tangsanzanghanleijieguohudan,renzheshangmiandexingweier,fangjinnidezuili,jiaodoumeijiao,yikoutunlexiaqu。
haozaizheihudanbingbuda,chuleweidaoyoudianguai,sihuyemeiyouxiangxiangzhongdenanchi。
chihudan,duitangsanzanglaishuoyijingsuandeshangrenshengzhongzuidadetiaozhanle。
suoyi,cishitangsanzangshuangmuweichi,haoqingwanzhang。
kanzhetangsanzangdezhuangtai,sunxiaoshenghenshimanyidao:
“师父你怎么样?”
tangsanzangzhizhebaimadeshiti,shuodao:
“bazheimadanyejiweishiquchulai!”
sunxiaoshengyouxiechijing,xinzhongancunzheitangsanzangbuhuishoucijileba?cishi,sunxiaoshengqiaoqiaobamitiandazhenchediaole。
suihousunxiaoshengyizuikuaidesudujiangmadanqulechulai。
tangsanzangshiyibajiangmadanzhualeguoqu,yikoutunlexiaqu。
meiyoulemitiandazhen,yinzaixukongzhizhongdewufangjiediliudingliujia,zaikandaoneixuexingdechangmian,yeshihedexinjingroutiao。
jintoujiedishishengdao:“zheitangsanzangzenmeshifenglema?tachilemadan?”
yipangdeyintoujiedijiezheshuodao:
“kongpahaibuzhimadan,nimenkanneizhibaihu,hudankongpayeshibeitachidiaode。”
jintoujiedibuyouzhouqilemeitou:
“tazheisuanbusuanpohunjie?”
zhongrenmianmianxiangqu,pojiekeshifomendaji,tamenyebugansuiyidingxing。
jiuzaizheishi,youchuanlailetangsanzangdehansheng:
“tudi,naliyoulaohu,woyaodalaohu!”
jintoujiedilenglengdeshuodao:
“zheihaishineigehuikubizidetangsanzangma?”
cishi,sunxiaoshengyeshenshiyihuo:mofeizheihudanzhennengzhuangdan?
buguo,sunxiaoshenglianmangshuodao:
“shifu,nixianzaihaibunengdalaohu!”
“为何?”
“ninxianzaizhiyoudan,quemeiyouwuji,dabulelaohu!”
tangsanzangzhoulezhoumei,shuodao:
“那你赶紧教我!”
孙小圣又道:
“shifu,nishenzigutairuo,yaoxiwuhaiyaobuyixia,rangshentiqiangzhuangyixiecaixing。”
“buyixia?”tangsanzangsuijixiaodao:“weishizhidaole,chishenmebushenme,yaobushenzi,jiuchihujinhurou,ganjinjiweishigeyikuailai。”
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