第3章 你这泼猴,就你皮

唐三藏的举动,让金头揭谛有些懵。

sunxiaoshengdoumantoudeheixian,zheilaoheshangshenmeyanshener?shenmejiaozaishandonglidaizhe?laozizheishibeiwuzhishanyazheni?

孙小圣随即喊道:

“shifu!nidaoshifangwochuqua?”

zhengzhunbeizoudetangsanzangwenyan,shenshibuman:

“nizheipohou,jiunipi!bienao,ganjinchulaishanglule,yaobuzaitianheizhiqianjiuzhaobudaoluojiaodianerle!”

shuowanyiranjuerandekuashangbaima,dadadadelikaile。

kanzhetangsanzanglikaidebeiying,jintoujiedihesunxiaoshengliangrenshimianmianxiangqu。

“ding!suzhuyutangsanzangzaicicuoguo,huodehuanlezhi200dian。”

sunxiaoshengwenyan,daxi,suijiduijintoujiedishuodao:

“jintouniyekandaole,bushiwobubaozheilaoheshangquxitianqujing,shitagenbenbuyuanyirangwobaota,jiranrucihaiqingzhuangaoguanyinjiejie,anlaosunyuanyizaizheiwuzhishanxiazaidaiwubainian!”

jintoujiediwenyanshunjianhuangle,tajieshoudaoderenwujiushi,shunlirangsunwukongchengweitangsanzangdetudi。

ruoshilianzheidianshidoubanbucheng,tagenbenwufaxiangfozujiaocha。

jiulianyinzaikongzhongdeliudingliujia,kanzheyuanqudetangsanzang,yeshimanliandebujie:

这金蝉子不害怕?

cishijintoujiedimengranjianxiangqi,tangsanzanghenkuaijiuhuipengdaoyizhilaohu,ganjinchaoliudingliujiahandao:

“nimenganjinbafozuneijintiejiexialai,rangdashengchulaiquzhuitangsanzang,fouzetangsanzanghuiyoushengmingweixian!”

neiliudingliujiawenyan,ganjinniandongzhouyu,neijintieyingshengerqi。

sunxiaoshengyemengranjuedeshenshangyiqing,hunshenchongmanleliliang,gengrangtabukesiyideshi,tazhishishaoshaoyishijing,yazaitashenshangdezhengzuodashandougenzhehuangdongle。

zheijianzhiyouxiedianfutaxinshijiqingniandeshijieguan。

yucitongshi,tadenaohaizhongyeduolejidaokoujue,zhengshidishaqishierbian、jindouyun,yijikongzhijingubangdekoujuedengdeng,doushiyixiesunwukongzhiqianyijingxuexidaodejineng。

sunxiaoshengdaxi,sunwukongdezheixiechengmingwuji,zaijiashangsanqingdechuanchengguji,tayidingnenggouchengweixiyoushijiezhongchizhafengyunderenwu。

zaisunxiaoshenghaizaichongjingzijiweilaideshihou,jintoujiediyouxiejiaojideshuodao:

“dasheng!ninxianzaikeyichulaila,niganjinquzhuitangsanzangba,wanyitangsanzangpengshangshenmeyaoguai,neidashengninkejiuwufaxiuchengzhengguole!”

sunxiaoshengxieyankanleyiyanjintoujiedi,shuoshihua,tazhendebuxiangququjing,taxiangziyoudechuangdangxiyoushijie。

“ding!wenxintishi:tangsanzangyudaomenghuyoushengmingweixian,ruotangsanzangsidiao,qujingrenwushibai,benxitongjianghesuzhuyiqibaoti。”

“尼玛!真坑!”

sunxiaoshengwenyanbuyouyigejiling,pigushijingeryitai,jiujiangyazaishenshangdewuzhishanxianfeilechuqu。

sunxiaoshengjiaoxiayideng,renjiuyijingfeilechuqu,bu,shihou,sunxiaoshengzhishiqingqingyideng,renjiuyijingfeichulejishimigao!

hedesunxiaoshengxindouyijingdingdaosangziyanerle,tadediyiganjuejiushi,zheidiaoxiaquhuibuhuibeishuaisi。

haozaishitawenwenluodi,bingmeiyouduitazaochengsihaodesunshang。

sunxiaoshengyouchangshilejici,henkuaijiushiyingle,zheizhongfeixingdeganjuehenshuang!

jigeqiluozhihou,sunxiaoshengyuanyuandejiukandaoletangsanzang,yijineipibaima。

zhibuguoyouyizhizhangyudaxiaodebanlanbaihuyijingsuozhulebaimadeyanhou,baimazhengzaichuisidezhengzha。

yipangdetangsanzangzaoyituiruanjinma,chulesesefadou,lianhuadouyouyijingshuobuchulaile,gengbuyaoshuotaozoule!

“妖怪哪里跑!”

sunxiaoshengyishengdihou,congerduozhongchechujingubang,chaozheneizhibanlanbaihudedinghuapizalexiaqu。

“轰!”

suizheyishengjuxiang,neibanlanbaihudenaodai,yijingbeisunxiaoshengzachengleyitanrouni。

erbaimabojingshangyechuxianlejigexuekulong,xueliuruzhu,fachuyishengshengaiming,suiranyijinglisibuyuanle。

mielebaihuzhihou,sunxiaoshengjiangjingubanglizaidishang,zhuantoukanxiangtangsanzang,shuodao:

“shuolerangnidengwo,pianbuting,ruobushianlaosunganlaidejishi,baimadexiachangjiushinidexiachang!”

tangsanzangshiyoujingyouxi,lianmangshuodao:

“nijiushiwodehouertudi?”

sunxiaoshenglieleliezui,buxianbudandeshuodao:

“xianzaizhidaowoshinitudile?houbiandeyaoguaihaiduozheni,niyihouyaotinghua,yaoburan,nihaimeiyoudaolingshanjiuhuichengweimouyigeyaoguaidefuzhongcanle!”

tangsanzangxiangyigezuocuoshidehaizi,dizhetoushuodao:

“tudifangxin,woyihoutingnidejiushi!”

sunxiaoshengwenyan,luchuleyimoxiemeidexiaorong。

jiuzaizheishinaohaizhongxitongdetishiyinyouxiangqile:

“ding!gaibianshitudediwei,huodehuanlezhi1000dian!”

“ding!gaibianbaimadesiwangfangshi,huodehuanlezhi500dian!”

“ding!kouchubenyuexitongfeiyong1000dianhuanlezhi!”

tingzhenaohaizhongxitongdetishiyin,sunxiaoshengxiayishidichaodishangdebaimakanqu,cishibaimayijingmeiyouledongjing,siqiaoqiaole,sunxiaoshenglianshangdexiaoronggengjiadecanlanle。

tacishidehuanlezhiyueyijingdadaole1700dian,xiageyuedexitongfeiyongyebuyongfachoule。

sunxiaoshengyouxiedeyi,yaozhenghuanlezhisihuhenjiandan!

tangsanzangshitandeduisunxiaoshengshuode:

“tudinizhendetailihaile,zhiqianliutaibaohaiyouhelaohudoushangbantiancainengjiangtazhifu,ernizhixuyaoyibang,buguotudi,weishihaibuzhidaonijiaoshenmemingzi?yaobuweishicinigemingzikehao?”

sunxiaoshengsuijihaobukeqidishuodao:

“anlaosunyoumingzi,mingjiaosunxiao……ng……sunwukong,bulaofannicimingle!”

tangsanzangwenyan,yeshipoweimanyidediandiantou:

“wukong!zheimingzihao,daoyehelewomenfomendeshanji!”

sunxiaoshengbingmeiyoudalitangsanzang,yinweitademuguangluozailedishangdeneizhibanlanbaihuhebaimashenshang。

taxiangchirou,youqishizheizhibanlanbaihuderou,tahaiconglaimeiyouchiguodeni。

zuizhongyaodeshitaxiangrangtangsanzangyechirou,rangtangsanzangpojieyinggaiyeshiduixiyoujuqingdegaibian,huanlezhiyinggaibuhuishaole!

suijitajiangmuguangtouxiangletangsanzang,yilianrenzhendeshuodao:

“shifu,wojuedeniyinggaixuedianwujilaifangshen,zaipengdaoyaoguaideshihou,zhishaoyenengzibao!”

tangsanzangmanshixinxideshuodao:

“weishiquanpingtudideanpai!”

duiyutangsanzangzheigehuida,sunxiaoshengmanyidediandiantou:

“qishiyaolianwugong,jiuyaoxianbudan,ranhoushiqiangshenjianti!”

duisunxiaoshengdehua,tangsanzangshipoweirenke,suijiwendao:

“tudi,weishiyaozenmezuocainengbudan?”

孙小圣玩味的一笑:

“shifuketingshuoguo,chishenmebushenme?”

tangsanzangdiantou,juedesunxiaoshengshuodeyoujifendaoli。