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dishizhangneishinidie,bushiwodie
shuowan,tabadongxiyunchandaobieshumenkou,menkouyoujijitaijie,tarangdonglaoshangshangxiaxiazoulejibian。
zhidaozoudeshenshangchuhanle,shileiwen:“donglao,ganjuezenmeyang?”
dongxiyunchangshizhewangxiayikan。
“嘿?”
“好了!”
laotoulebukezhi:“buyunle!nengwangxiakanle!”
zaichangderendagaidouyishibudaozijishishenmebiaoqing。
yanzhuyanzhongtuchu,zuibayanzhongzhangda,ruguopaichengzhaopiannajirenkan,shuotamenjiandaowaixingrenjingongdiqiugujiyeyourenxin。
bijingzheitaibufuhechanglile!
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zheiduanrizi,donglaoshenshouzhemo,juedezheigebingjianzhijiushiruandaozisharen,haiburutongtongkuaikuaishengchangdabinglaideshuangkuai。
keshimeixiangdao,tadesirenyiliaoxiaozumeibanfa,jingchenggedayiyuandezhuanjiajiaoshouyemeibanfa,quebeiyanqianzheigexiaohuoziqingmiaodanxiedezhihaole!
budazhen,buyongyao,huchihaisaiyitong,jingtunhaoyinyitong,ranhouzhaogetaijieshangshangxiaxialiudaliuda,jiuhaole!
dongxiyunkanshileideyanshenyijingjiweipeifu,tafangxiasuoyoujiazi,gongjingwendao:“woxiangqingjiaoqingjiao,nikaidezheigefangzi,shishenmedaoli?”
donglaopingshihenzhuyiyangsheng,jiashangshenbianjingchangyousirenyishengpeihu,lvedongyidianzhongyi,jianshileitigongdeliaofaruciyouxiao,nanmianxinshenghaoqixin。
“zheihaidecongnidebingyinshuoqi。”
石磊笑呵呵地解释:
“bingfadangri,niheduolejiu,xujiushanggan,zheishiqiyi;qier,nizuijiuhouyoushuaileyijiao,suishuoshuaidebingbuyanzhong,shenzhidoumeizaochengpiwaishang,danqueshoudaolejinghe。”
“renturanbeihezheshi,ganjingjuzhan,jiashangnihewanjiuganxu,zheijiuzaochengleganzangqingweiyiwei,genjuzhongyililun,ganzhumu,ganbuzhengjiushimubuzheng,suoyinimeifawangxiakan。danshitangxiashi,nideganzangfuwei,yinciyiqiezhengchang,erdengdaoyizhanqilai,ganzangzhongxinyiwei,ziranjiuyoubushifanying。”
“......”
“miaoa......”donglaonannandao:“wohuole70duosui,zixuyedongxiezhongyiyangshengdemendao,wanwanmeixiangdao,zhongyiyilihaiyouzheimegaoshendeneirong......”
jujiaoyihuiershileishuodehua,donglaoyouwen:“neinitichudezheigeliaofa,youshijiyushenmeyuanlini?”
shileixiaodao:“zheigejiujiandanle。chifanzhangwei,hejiuzhangfei,worangniyouchiyouhe,weizangfeizangtongshizhangqilai,jiyaganzang,qiangpoqifuwei,zaijiashangshangxiataijiechanshengdedianbo,wenguzhuleganzangdebenwei,bingqingziranbuyaoeryule。”
donglaofule,chedifule。
什么是神医?
这才是神医!
bushikaichuduomefuzadeyaofang,bushiyongchuduomeyanhualiaoluandeyishu,ershijuzhongruoqing,congrongbupo,tanxiaojianjiubarendebingjizhile。
这小子,大才啊!
guaibingchuyu,donglaoxinqingdahao,lazheshileiyigejingdekua,yihuiershuotaqingniancaijun,yihuiershuotaguozhidongliang,hualihuawaideyisi,jianzhijiuhenshileiweihebushitaqinerzi。
shileibeikuadebuhaoyisile,mozhehounaoshaoshuo:“donglaoguoyule,wanbeiqishimeishenmenengnai,quanzhangzhewulaohewuzhentianxianshengtixie。”
shileizheimeyishuo,dongxiyunyixiaxiangqilai,zheilishiwushigongguan,wujiafuzizheiduizhurenyijingbeilianglebantianle。
dongxiyunniuguotouqu,chongwuchengfengxiaodao:“wulaodi,haideduoxienijiwojieshaozheiweishenyia,buranwozheigeguaibing,haibuzhidaoyaochanzhewoduojiu。”
yisheng“wulaodi”,dunshijiaodewuchengfengxishangmeishao。
donglaozheimegaikou,neijiushizhudonggenzijilajinguanxia,jirantadetaidudouzheimeqinjinle,rongzideshihaiyougebucheng?
wuchengfengkanxiangshileideyanshenzhong,bianyouduoleyifenganji,gangcaishileishuodehua,youyibagonglaowangzijishenshangyindao,zheishibaiminglezaibangwujiaa!
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shileikanzheshijianbuzaole,xiangyaoshuoshenggaoci,dadaohuifu,wujiafuzihedonglaojiexialaiyaotandeshishengyishangdeshi,tayigewairenyebubianjixuzaichangdouliu。
wuchengfengjianle,chongerzifenfudao:“zhentian,nisongshileihuiqu。”
“ba,wo......”
“kuaiqu!”wuchengfengyidengyan,anhenzheigeerzizenmezheimemeiyouyanlijian。
wuzhentiansheyufuqindeweiyan,zhihaoxianyibuchumenqidongcheziqule。
gendonglaowulaodaoleshengbie,shileiyizhijiaogangmaichudamen,turanxiangqileshenme,huitoukanzhedonglaodesirenyishengshuo:“daoqianni?”
yishengliansewubinankan,shizaishibuqingyuanzaishileimianqianditou,dandonglaodebing,zijiyidianmendaomeikanchulai,hainizhebingqinglai,ranglaoyezijiejiujierou,xianzaiyaoshizaiqibufubabufende,gujizaidonglaoxinlidediweijiuyiluoqianzhangle。
yushitamianweiqinandikaikoudao:“duibuqishixiansheng,shiwomenfenglikanren,muguangxiaaile。”
zheigedaoqianbizhongjiuqing,meijiantaozijiyishushangdebuzu,yemeibaojiangshileiyishuzhigaoming,shijishangyoudianbutengbuyang。
danshileiyebuyuangentajijiao,weiweidiantou,zhuanshenchulemen。
huijiadelushang,wuzhentiankaiche,shileizuozaiyipang。
daoleshileijialouxia,shileigangyaokaimenxiache,wuzhentianhanzhuleta:“xiaozi,nixiangsi,haishixianghuo?”
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