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yeningzhaoqinlanjieleyibudaibuche，daizheyexiaoxiaohuidaoxiaoqulouxiatingchechang。
qiahaokandaoxiaozhihuanghuangzhangzhangdixialou。
yeninglengyanyining，duiyexiaoxiaoshuodao：“xiaoxiaoguai，ananjingjingdizuozaicheli，haoma？”
yexiaoxiaodianlediantou，yongxiaoshoudeshoubeigaizaizijizuibashang。
yeningqiaoqiaoxiache，genshanglexiaojiuzixiaozhi。
xiaozhizaizhuanjiaopianpidedifanghuitouzhangwangleyixia，kandaosixiawuren，zheicaitaochuledianhua。
“方少，不好了。”
“neigefeiwumeiyoubeizhuangsi，ganggangwomashuo，zaiyiyuankandaotale。”
“womenxianzaigaizenmeban？hao，woxianzaiguoquzhaoni。”
gualedianhua，xiaozhiyoumaleyiju：“pei，zhenshirenjianmingda，zheidoubusi。”
tazaiyeningdecheshangdongleshoujiao，zhiyaoyeningsile，zheishijiubuhuiyourenzaiquzhuicha。
danyeningmeisi，yidanchadaoshitadongdeshoujiao，zijixiabanbeizijiudezhujinneisipingfangbudaodegezili。
dangtaohongshuozaiyiyuankandaoleyening，xiaozhidangchangjiubeiheshale，tanengxiangdaodebanfajiushiganjinxialou，zhaofangshaoshangliangduice。
yaobushifangshaozhendingziruodiquantawenzhu，taxianzaidouxiangquzishoule。
zheizhongtixindiaodandeganjueshizaizhemoren。
jiuzaitahuitoudeshunjian，zhuanjiaoshanchulaiyigeren，rangtahededangchangjiaojiuruanle。
“ye……yening……，ni……nishirenshigui。”
“heng，jiuzheidiandanliang，haixiangmoushawo！”
yeningbiyidizhuazhulexiaozhideyiling，yibabataandaoleqiangshang，dahedao，“meixiangdaoba，wosibule，jiexialainijiucanle。”
tabenlaijiutigegaoda，shentisuzhijihao，dedaolechuanchengzhihou，liushimingxiantigaolebushao，fanyingbiyiqianhaiyaolingmin。
tiqiaiyigetoudexiaozhisihaobufeijing。
xiaozhilianseshabai，tatunletunkoushui：“ni……nixiangganma，wo……woshenmedoumeizuo，nikuaifangwoxialai。”
“he，shima？”yeningbaxiaozhihenhendishuaidaoledishang，taochushoujibofanglexiaozhinazhejiandao，zaidixiashitoutoumomojianduanyeningchachexiandeshipin。
shipinjiushitieyibandezhengju。
“wanle！”xiaozhicheditanruanzaidishang。
tazhidaozheiduanshipindaoleyeningdeshouli，zijidezuimingyijingzuoshile。
“jie……jiefu，qiuni，raolewoba，woyishiguimixinqiao，wobushiren！”
“啪！”
“啪！”
xiaozhiguizaidishang，jingrantongkuliuti，butingdishanzijierguang，qiqiuyeningkeyifangtayima。
yeninglenglengdifushizheta。
“jihuiwokeyijini，nengbunengbawo，jiukannizijile。”
“zhende？xiexiejiefu。”
xiaozhiyiting，chadianjiuyaoketouxieenle。
tasuirandiaoerlangdang，shichangzaijiedaoshanghuangdang，xianggedipierliuziyiyanghunrizi，danliangqueyuelianyuesong。
“jiefu，niyaowozuoshenme？”
“santiaolu，diyitiao，nizijiquzishou，dier，woxianzaijiubaojingbanizhuaqilai，disan，tiwozuoyijianshi。”
“bie，wosiyebuyaoquzuolao，woxuanzedisan。”
萧致生怕叶宁反悔。
他可不想进去坐牢。
“hao，jiranniyoujianchachexiandetianfu，neijiubanizijichedechachexianjijianleba。”
“a！”xiaozhijingdaile。
yeninglianshangfuxianyimohenli：“ranhou，kaizhetaquzhaofangwenshan，daitahaohaotiyanyibasuduyu**。”
“a！”xiaozhidetongkongkaishishousuo，“wo……wobugan……”
yeningshangqianyibu，nuhoudao：“jianwochachexiandeshihou，nizenmemeishuobugan！”
zhengningdeyangzibaxiaozhihedebuqing。
“wo……wozuo，keshi，meiyouchachewozenmekaichequzhaofangshao？yaoshifangshaobushangwochezenmeban？jiefu，huanyigetiaojiankeyibukeyi？”
“keyi，disitiaolu，xiangbanfazhengsiwo，danniyaodianliangdianliang，yaoshizaishishou，kejiuzaiyemeiyoujihuile。”
jianyeningdechachexianyijingyongwanletasuoyoudedanliang，xianzaitadoukuaibengkuile，nalihaiganyouneizhongniantou。
“我做！”
yeningzheicaipailepaishou，lenghengyisheng。
“wohuikaichegenzheni，jiandunidongbudongshenmejiaosuduyu**。”
shuowan，yeningjingzhizouhuilezijidecheli。
chezidegeyinxiaoguohenhao，xiaoxiaozaichelimeiyoubeiwaimiandezhuangkuanghedao。
“xiaoxiao，beizhezijidebaoxianhuijiaba，babayoudianshiyaoxianquchuliyixia。”
“好的，老爸。”
yexiaoxiaoqingqingnuodongxiao**，tizhezijidexiaoshubao，yibengyitiaodishanglouqule。
yeningzuozaicheli，kandaoxiaozhiguoranconghoubeixiangzhaoleyibaqianzi，zuandaochedigudaolebantian，ranhouyiguisuhuanhuankaichuletingchechang。
tazheicaikaizhecheyuanyuandigenleshangqu。
yixiaozhidanxiaopashidexingge，tashizhendeningsiyebuyuanyiquzuolaode。
xiaozhizuozaicheli，shuangshoujinjindizhuazhefangxiangpan，yanjingzhigougoudidingzheqianmiandelu。
chachexianyijingduanle，haimeijiedaofangshao，takebuganzailushangchushi。
suiranpingshitahenkanbuqiyening，ciyishibiyishi，xianzaiyeningshouliyounengzhitayusidideshipin。
他只能乖乖照做。
kaizhechexiaoxinyiyidilaidaolefangshaobangongloubuyuandedifang，feilehaodajingbachetinghao，tacaizhangzhangxuleyikouqi，diaozhenglejicihuxi，nachudianhuadajifangwenshan。
“方少，我到了。”
fangwenshan：“xing，nishangwobangongshilai。”
“nigongsiwojiubushangqule，womenqujiubatanba，xiangheliangbeile。”
xiaozhitantedidengzhefangshaodehuifu，pieyankandaoyeningdecheguorantingzailemaluduimian，zhengjianduzheta。
dianhualidefangwenshanchaoxiaodao：“nikezhensong，zheidianxiaoshijiubanihechengzheiyang，xingba，jiefuzheijiuxialai，woxianzaijiudainiqujiuba。”
“bu，bu，woyougepengyouxinkaileyijianjiuba，nibuyongkaichele，wodainiba。”
“nineigepochenayouwodechehao，kaiwodeche。”
“meishi，henjinde，jiefu，nigaibuhuixianqilaodiba？”
xiaozhiyimenxinsiyaobafangwenshanpianxialai。
fangwenshantingdaoxiaozhihanta‘jiefu’，sihuhenshishouyong，hahadaxiaozheshuoleju：“buhuibuhui，haha，wozheijiuxialai。”
buyihui，fangwenshanxialou，bingmeiyouchajuexiaozhideyiyang。
dianhuo，qidong，yiqiekanqilaidouneimezhengchang，fangwenshanquebuzhidao，zijiyijingluoruleyeningdebaofuquantao。
“tisu，zenmekaizheimeman，wojiushuokaiwoneichema，rangniganshouyixiashenmejiaoyimiaobaimidetuibeigan，haha。”
“ng？nizenmemantoudahan，meikaikongdiaoma？”
“dui，jiushizheiyang，buyaoneimesongma，nianqingrendanzijiuyaodayidian，jiasu。”
tahaizaisongyongxiaozhiyilutisu，shubuzhizijizheishizaizhaosidebianyuanfengkuangshitan。
xiaozhishenxileyikouqi，xinzhongmonian：“sidaoyoubusipindao，fangshao，duibuzhule”
dagaishizhongyuchajuedaoleyiyang。
fangshaohandao：“kanlu，pianle，jidianchache，aiai，zenmehuishi？”
“fangshao，chacheshixiaole！”
“a？nikaiguojiwanxiaoni！”
“真的！你看！”
方文山傻眼了。
“caonima，ganjinbachejilaozitingxialai。”
他已经被吓到了。
zheizhongsuduxia，chacheshixiaoshishenmegainian，tadangranqingchu。
kanzheshenpangchiliuerguodecheliu。
yiguxingchoudebaihuang，congtadekuzidixiamaolelechulai。
“来不及了！”
xiaozhiduizhunlelupangdelvhuashu，‘hong’diyishengzhuangleshangqu。
judadezhuangjirangzhenggechetoudouaoxianlexiaqu。
dangran，tayongdeshifujiashiweizhizhuangde。
suoyikazhudeshifangshao，xiaozhizhishibeianquanqinangzanshizhenyunleguoqu。
yizhigenzaihoumiandeyeningkandaozheiyimu，zuijiaoluchuyigeweixiaodehudu。
tinghaochehou，tacaimanmanzoudaolexiaozhidechepang。
fangwenshanhaizaimamalielie：“caonimade，ganjinbalaozijiuchuqu，laozituibeikazhule。”
“yo，zheibushifangshaoma？”
yeningkebuhuitongqingfangwenshandezaoyu，zouguoqu‘papa’liangbazhangshuaizaitadelianshang。
“nishuonizenmeneimejianni，yitianbeiwodaliangci。”
“shini……nizenmehuizaizheili，shinishejihaiwo！”fangwenshannaozihaimeiyun，tamashangfanyingdao，zenmehuiyouneimeqiaodeshi，zijigangfashengchehuo，yeningjiulaile。
不早不晚。
kendingshizhongleyeningdequantaole。
“mouhaitanbushang，nadianlixibale。”
yeningyanzhebizi，xianqidiyaoleyaotou：“bujiangjiu，guoyishenjiajuranhailakudang。”
fangwenshanqifengle：“feiwu，ganduifulaozi，nisidingle。”
“啪！”
yingjietade，youshiyibazhang。
yeninglenglengmadao：“fenggou，shiwodongshoudema？wozhishiqiahaoluguo。”
fangwenshanxianzaigenbenfankangbule。
zaibeizheiyangdaxiaqu，tachizaoyaobeiwansi。
“haohaoshuohua，gaosuwo，weishenmeyaorangxiaozhigaowo？”
fangwenshanyaoleyaoya，dayouhaohanbuchiyanqiankuidejiashi：“xiaoyadegongsixuyaowubaiwantianzhang。”
yeningtaiqibazhang，hedefangwenshanganjinyaoduo。
quekandaoyeningyibazhangshanzaiyipangxiaozhidelianshang。
“biezhuangsi，huidawo，tashuodeshibushizhende？”
“shi，shizhende，ruguojiejiedegongsibunengpingzhang，ranglaoyezizhidaole，jiuhuishouhuigongsidejingyingquan，womensanfangshayemeiyoule。”
xiaoyadefuqinshixiaojiadelaosan，sanfangxianzaizhiyouxiaoyaneijiangongsi，zheigeqingkuangyeningshizhidaode。
“最好不要骗我。”
“wei，feiwu，nibiezoua，jiuwoa。”
“好好等着吧。”
yeningbaxiaozhijiuchulai，saijinlezijidecheli，kaizhecheyijiaoyoumenzoule。
liuxiafangwenshanyigerenzaineilikuhao。
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