第1章 反常的丈母娘

“fei……haonvxu,laibazheifenwubaiwandebaoxianqianle。”

zhangmuniangtaohongchadianba‘feiwu’liangzituokouerchu,jimangwuzhuzuiba,querenchufangzhengzaixiwandeyeningmeitingjian,lianmangbazhunbeihaodehuashuowan。

“baoxian?”yeningzhuanguoshenzaiweiqunshangcalecashou,wangzhezhangmuniangshoulideyitahetong,yitouwushui。

zhangmulianmangjieshi:“zheishitouzixingbaoxian,dengyushibangnihexiaoyacundianqian,shouyirenshixiaoya,nibuhuiyouyijianba?”

“那不会。”

yeningjuedejizijimaibaoxiandehua,shouyirenkendingyinggaixieqizidemingzi,zheimeiyoushenmeyiwen,tazhishijuedeqiguai,weishenmezhangmuniangturantibaoxiandeshi。

tayuanshijingdouhaomenyejiadizhangzi,quezaishisuineinian,genmuqinyiqibeishiluanzhongqidefuqinganchujiamen,lunluojietou,muqinweiletajilaochengji,ertayeyincichengleyigeguer,lunweiputongren。

wunianqianruzhuixiaojia,zhaoleyifenyiliaoshebeiyewuyuandegongzuo,shourugenbenbugoujiayong,ziranshimeiqiantouzide。

zhangmuniangdafangdishuodao:“womenerlaoyezhidaonimennianqingrenyalida,zhengdianqianburongyi,zheigeqianwomenbangniliangtaole。”

taohongyueshidafangwenhe,yeningyueganjuehenbieniu。

wunianlai,yuemuyijiacongweidangtashixiaojiadenvxu,gengxiangshigeshihuannupu,hulaihuanqu。

gengbietinengyoushenmehaolianse。

zuijinbuzhidaozenmehuishi,yuemuxingqingdabian,turanduitareqingleqilai。

“suanle,wobunenghuanimenerlaodeqian。”yeningkuxiaodao。

yuefuchaleyiju:“doushiyijiaren,jiubietaijianwaile。”

“还是……”

“nijiubiekeshile,xiaoyadouyijingqianzile,niyebaziqianleba。”

zhangmunianglianseweiweibuyue,zaishuoxiaqu,tajiuyaoshengqile。

yeningkandaohetongshushangmianqueshiyouqizixiaoyadeqianzi。

“好吧,我签。”

yeningjiexiaweiqun,jieguolezhangmuniangdiguolaidebi,beipozaishangmianqianxialezijidemingzi。

“neiwoxianquyiyuankanxiaoxiao。”

yeningnaqicheyaochi,gaobieleyuefuyuemu。

gangdaolouxia,jiukandaotaneiliangpojiudeershouaotuopangbian,xiaojiuzixiaozhishoulinazheyibajiandao,congchelixialai,guiguisuisuide。

“xiaozhi?nizaiwochepangbianganma?”yeningzhouzhemei。

“a!”xiaozhiheleyitiao,shensehuangzhangdihuitou,quefaxianshiyening,limabiandebuxieqilai:“wodiulegedongxi,zhaoyixiazenmele?guannizheigefeiwushenmeshi?”

shuozhe,jingshikuaibudechaoloushangzouqu。

“jintianshizenmele,zenmeyuemuyijiadoubiandezheimebuzhengchang?”

yeningmeixinsiduoxiang,qidongqichechulecheku。

taxianzaibijiaodanxindeshiyexiaoxiao。

xiaoxiaoshitahexiaoyadenver,jitianqianturanyundao,yiyuanhaimeichachujutibingyin,zuihoujiaoshiwankuaiqian,liuyuanjixujiancha。

钱是萧雅出的。

xiaoyarenzhangdepiaoliang,shencaigaotiao,liuyaofeitun,haitebienenggan。

dangnianxiaojiajingyingshouzu,yougedaoshigenxiaojiajiazhushuo,ruguonengzhaodaowuxingshuhuodenanren,genxiaoyajiehunwunian,jiukeyiwangxiaojiajiamen。

qiahaoyeningwuxingshuhuo,youshixiaoyadedaxuetongxue,zhigenzhidi。

shuangfangyipaijihe,henkuaijieweifuqi。

xiaojiayuanbendejihuashiwunianqiyidao,jiulimarangpiaoliangdexiaoyagenyeninglihun,ranhouzhaogezhenzhengdehaomenlianyin。

xiaoyaqueshigegangqiangdeqinvzi,buyuanyishishishoujiazubaibu。

yigeyesemenglongdeyewan,tazailiangpinghongjiudebangzhuxianituiyening。

于是有了叶筱筱。

“dinglingling!”dianhuaxiangle。

kaichedeyeningpieyanyikan,shitonghuyiyuandedianhua,taganjinjietong。

“yexiaoxiaodezhenduanjieguochulaile,yizhonghanjianbing,xuyaowushiwandezhiliaofeiyong,nianpaishijianguolaijiaoqianba。”

hushixiaojiejixieditongzhiwanzhihou,jiuguaduanledianhua。

yeningdexinbeijiuleqilai。

“hanjianbing,wushiwan!”

yeningdejingshenchaneijianbiandehuanghu,yiguwuligancongtaxindishengqi,manyandaolequanshen。

dagongrenxiangyaotangpingtainanle,jiarenyichangdabing,jiurangniwusuodunxing。

tazijimeiqian,xiaojiagengbukenengjiejita。

yishijianqunalichouqiancaihao,tayeshiyichoumozhan。

“叭叭!”

turanxiangqilabasheng,hedeyeningxinshenyijin,huangzhangwangqu,yuanlaizijidecheyijinglaidaoyigedazhuanwandedifang,ganggangyishizoushenwangletiqianjiansu。

haozaitayesuanshigelaosijile,tabingbuhuangzhang,qingdianchache。

xianzaijiansu,huidaoneicechedao,hailaidejibikaiqianmiandedache。

danzheiyicai,rangyeningshunjianjingchuyishenlenghan。

刹车失效了。

wulunzenmechangshidoubuqizuoyong。

zaimanhuowudedahuoche,yapoerlai。

砰!

yeningzhitingdaoyishengjuxiang,bianbeizhenyunguoqu。

生死存亡之际。

yeningxiongkoudezuchuanyupeixishouletatuchudexianxue,huazuoyidaoliuguang,meiruleyeningdetinei。

taquanshenbeiyidaojinguangbaoguo。

mimihuhuzhong,yeningkandaoleyigebaihuzilaotou:

“wunaiyejiaxianzu,cinailaofuyisizhenyuan,baohanbainiandexiuxingjingyan,chuanchengyuni,kexuanhuyijishi。”

laotoudeyingzizhujiansanqu。

“xiaoxiao,nibunengyoushi。”

yeningjingxing,yiweizijizuoleyichangmeng。

ganjuedaoyougejiaojingzhengzaiqingqingpaidatadelianjia。

“wei,xingle,nixiaozikezhenmingdaa,zheimeyanzhongchehuojuranmeishi。”

yeningceguoshenqukanzijideershoulaoaotuo,doukuaibeidachezhuangsanjiale。

“womenchale,yourenzainidechacheshangdongleshoujiao。”

chachebeidongleshoujiao?zijiyiwuchoujia,yemeidezuiguoshenmeren,shisheiyaohaisiziji?

yeningxiangqixiaojiuzixiaozhi,tagangcongchelixialai,shoulihaoxiangnazheyibajiandao。

难道是他?

zheigeniantouyishanerguo,suihoutabianfoudinglezijidexiangfa。

xiaojiuzisuirankanbuqita,dantadedanzihenxiao,chulezaizijizheigejiefumianqianhujiahuweiyixia,qitashihoudoushigesongbao,yinggaibugansharenhaiming。

“jiaojingshushu,wonverzaiyiyuandelejizheng,wobixumashangqukanta。”

“hao,niquba,santianneijidedaojiaotongbumenzuobilu。”

jiaojingzhufuleyeningyiju。

lizheilibuyuandejintongguoji,ershierlou,qiuyadegongsikaizaizheili。

zhongwuqiuyashuoyaojiaban,meihuilaichifan。

yeningdasuanguoquzhaotashangliang,nverdeyiyaofeiwushiwan,tagenbenmeiyongnenglizhifu。

tagangjindianti,jiutingdaoyourenzaixiaoshengditaolunzhelizhidewenti。

“ai,gongsiqianlewubaiwan,tingshuohenkuaijiuyaodaobile,wohaishizaozuodasuan,ganjingenxiaozonglizhiba。”

“我也是。”

kanzheliangrenyeshiandeershierlouchudianti。

yeningxinzhonggedengyixia:“tamenshuodexiaozong,nandaoshuodeshixiaoya?”

xiaoyadegongsitadagaiqingchu,dangshiyinweixiaoyafunilexiaojiajiazhudeanpai,jiazhuxiaowanhaiyinuzhixia,shouhuilesanfangsuoyoudechanyehegongzuo,zhiliulezheijiagongsi,gongsibenlaijiujubuweijian,youshiqulexiaojiaziyuandebangmang,zheijiniangengshimeikuangyuxia,napashiqiangruxiaoya,yemeifabagongsidaichunitan,faneryuexianyueshenle。

turan,tashengqiyizhongbuandecaice:“wubaiwanqiankuan,wubaiwanbaodan,chacheshixiao。shiqiaohema?”

tabuganxixiang,danxinzhongyijingboxiahuaiyidezhongzi。

zhongzhongxiansuozhixiangleyigezhenxiang,jibiantabuyuanyixiangxin,yezhinengjixumiandui。

tabixumashangzhaoxiaoyawenqingchu。

chuledianti,yeningzhibenzongcaibangongshi,quekandaorangtahuomaosanzhangdechangmian。

bangongshilibofangzheqingroudeyinle,zhuoshangkaizheyipingmingguihongjiu,lianggejiubeiliyouguabeidecanye。

shafashang,yipengmeiguihuaxiandegewaizhayan,kanqilaizuyoujiushijiuduo。

bangongshilichulexiaoya,jiuzhiyouyigexizhuanggelvdedabeitounanrenle。

gunanguanv,hongjiumeigui?

yeningshunjianqihongleyan,zhijuedezijitoudingdouzaimaoyan。

nverdoubingchengzheiyangle,tahaiyouxinqingzaizheihejiuqingzhu?

庆祝保费到手了吗?

jiusuantazaizenmebeiwei,yewufarenshouxiaoyazhijiebacaozhongdaozijidetoushang。

“xiaoya!”yeningnuheyisheng,fangrulangxiao。

“ni……nizenmelaile。”

xiaoyabeituranchuxiandeyeningheleyitiao,huanghuangzhangzhangzhanleqilai。