室友用臭鸡蛋做提拉米苏，毒倒全校后慌了咸鱼摆尾-著

小说简介

youzuozhexianyubaiweixiedexiaoshuoshiyouyongchoujidanzuotilamisu，dudaoquanxiaohouhuangle，zhujiaoshiwenyaoyuemusixue，youyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。taxiaoxinyiyidefuqimanshendanyedewo，jinggaolewenyaoyueyiju：“yaomebadongxiqingzou，yaomebanchuqu，haiyoubalingtongxuezheijianshiwohuigaozhinidejiazhangde。”……

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wokanzheshoujixiangcelishoujideshengqujidandezhaopian，lengxiaoyisheng，jingranzhongrendoubuxin，neiwoyebubifale。

xiaoyouhuishang，renhenduo，wenyaoyuedetilamisuyemaideshifenhuobao。

wenyaoyuezaizhongrenmianqianzhuangqilairouruan，kelianxixidekanzhewo：

“xiaoxue，nihewohehuomaitilamisudeshihou，wobazhuandeqianfenleyibanjini，shengxiadefenjileliuliuheyaoyao，kenizenmehaibumanzu，feiyaowuxianwodetilamisuyouwentini？

woshibuqueqian，danzheibushinipohuaiwochuangyedeliyou。”

luguowoderentingci，nazhetilamisuchaofengwo：

“neimehaochi，haibianzhi，bianhuanghuayebubiangekaopude。”

“daihuiwenyaoyuedebabalaile，nidengzhewandanba！”

“qiaotashenshangdezapailifu，zhenchou，zhenshishenmedoubibushangwenyaoyue。”

youqifenderenshenzhinaqitilamisuzazailewoshenshang，youdiyigejiuyoudierge。

woshenshangdedingzhilifu，henkuaibiandeyipianlangjie，woshenchugebodangzhuziji，danxiaoguoshenwei。

zhidaokandaonanyoulinyanchenchuxian，woyiweikandaolejiuxing。

kemeixiangdaotazhuanshenloushanglewenyaoyuedeyao。

“xiaoxue，womenfenshouba，woshizaishoubulenitiantianbeihouzuzhouyueyuele，qiongjiusuanle，kenishizaishitaiedule。

xianzaijingranhaiwuxianyueyueyongbianzhishiwuzuotilamisu，shizaitaiguofenle。”

tingdaolinyanchendehua，wodengdaleyanjing。

zhongrenkanzhewoyipianchaonongdexiao。

“nanpengyoudouzheiyangshuole，tiedingshiwuxianle。”

“musixuewandanle，shoufuwenjiadefawukebushichisude，wuxianwenjiada**，dengzhedunjuziba。”

wenyaoyuedeyideduiwogouchun，jiaxingxingdedaizhelinyanchenlaifuwo。

linyanchenxiaoshengduiwoshuoleju：

“sheirangnineimeqiong，wenyaoyuekeshiwenjiada**，biniyouyongduole！”

zhongrenyipianxiqiyangyang，dengzhewobawenzhouquanchuchang：

“musixuezhenshichun，neimeduodalaozaizhei，xuexiaozenmekenengrangdalaochidaobianzhishiwu，wenyaoyuedetilamisuyidingshijingguoyangejianyancainengzaizheimaide。”

“shia，musixuechehuangyebuzhidaochegexiangde，zaihuichangmaibianzhishiwu，buxianghuole，hahaha。”

“zhenshiduokuilewenyaoyue，wojintianjingrannengjiandaoshoufu，erqieshishoufuhuguinv，dalianmusixuezheigeenvdezhuamachangmian。”

“musixuedengzhewandanba！”

kehaimeidengdaowobawenzhouquanchuchang，turanhuichangliyourenfanglegedadadepi。

zhongrendingjingyikan，zhengshijingquanlichuanwenyouweibingdeneigebazong。

jinjiezhe，yizhenciqibifude“pu”“pu”shengxiangqi。

一个人惊呼一声：

“jijiadeneigebazongdangzhonglakuzile！wacao，lijiadejingquanfozikuzizayeyipianhuang？a，budui，wodeduzizenmeneimeteng！”

jinghudeneigerenyeyizhenpupu，kuzitangqilehuangtang。

huichangzhong，pupushengfanyong。

buguanshidalaohaishixuesheng，douzaikongqizhongfanyongdechouqiliwuzheduziaihao。

jigebazongxuruodeshenchugebozhizhewenyaoyue：

“nizaitilamisufangleshenme？”

wenyaoyuelianseyibai，zhizhiwuwubantian，turanshenshouzhixiangwo：

“musixue，weilexianhaiwo，nijingranzaitilamisulixiadu，baneimeduodalaonongchengzheiyang，nibuyaomingle！

geweixiangxinwo，wokeshiwenjiashoufujiadeqianjin，zenmekenengyongbianzhishicai！”

ladetanruanzaidideyizhongdalaohexueshengmenquruyouzenghendebamuguangtouxiangwo。

jiuzaicishi，menwaiyourenhanleyisheng：

“首富温州泉到！”